Reymon14

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Reymon14 is a WWE fanboi with about five lisps, who loves to film himself playing with WWE dolls action figures and uploading it to Youtube as well as being constantly bullied by Monoxide1234455. His videos range from stupidly hilarious, due to his abnormal voice, or just boring as shit, since Reymon has never heard of 'video editing' before. Reymon is also under the impression that he is hot shit, because he bought a couple of fake WWE belts at Toys R Us. He gladly displays these at the start of every video, shouting "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?!!111!1".

Reymon's videos[edit]

Just about every single video that Reymon makes has something to do with the shitfest that is wrestling. He tends to make half an hour long videos in which he slams a bunch of his action figures into each other, and calls them fights. At other times, Reymon will go on half an hour long rants about wrestlers. While in any normal situation this would sound boring, it's immediately redeemed by Reymon's lulzy voice. He also thinks he's hot, and is a humongous Internet tough guy. He also likes to scream a lot, and has extremely long pauses between sentences, since the gears in his brain can only turn so fast. His words, not ours. Reymon is also under the impression that he has any right to call others 'immature', completely disregarding the fact that he plays with children's action figures in his spare time. Reymon is easily irritated.

Reymon has also put out several videos containing his musical compositions, known to his fans as the Reyaanitsqatsi. A music critic might describe his songs as "electronic minimalism, with the fresh, unbridled creativity of the untrained amateur coming through." Someone without shit for brains might describe them as "Reymon playing the same two notes on his Casio keyboard for ten minutes while the TV he forgot to turn off blares in the background."

WE ARE THE FUTURE OF WWE FANS

Great Reymon quotes[edit]

   
 
I AM CALM! I'M AS CALM AS A DEAD PERSON!
 

 
 

—Said while shouting.

   
 
TAKE YOUR CANDY ASS AND STICK IT UP AND SHOVE IT UP
 

 
 

—Up where?

   
 
f Monoxide ever comes to my house I will call police on him and he'll go Jail for Conspiracy to commit murder
 

 
 

—Let's hope it's carbon monoxide.

   
 
This is you, this is me.
 

 
 

—Well done.

   
 
This is mine not yours
 

 
 

—Said while holding a toy cena belt.

   
 
All gays should die or go to jail!
 

 
 

—See next quote.

   
 
I don't know why people think I'm gay. HEHEHE
 

 
 

—See previous quote.

   
 
I'm gonna drink my coke BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!
 

 
 

—He meant "snort".

   
 
I'm a you tube God
 

 
 

TheAmazingAtheist is gonna be pissed.

   
 
I AM NOT HANDICAPPED
 

 
 

—Not physically.

   
 
I DO NOT HAVE A WISP
 

 
 

—He means "lisp" but comes out as "wisp" since he does have a lisp.

   
 
When I grow up I can tell kids that I use to watch Cena take his shirt off
 

 
 

—Now why would people think he's gay?

   
 
I am over rated
 

 
 

—People that act like they like him defined when he said his by saying he didn't mean to say it.

   
 
I will be a business man like Donald Trump when I grow up while you're stuck in a trash can like Grouch~O on Sesame street
 

 
 

—He mean Oscar the grouch

   
 
i'm not gay, I'm handsome
 

 
 

—lies

   
 
Look at this, do you know what that is? It's pubic hair. I picked it from my croch.
 

 
 

—Where else do you get pubic hair from . . . nevermind . . .

External Links[edit]

Reymon14's youtube.

See Also[edit]

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