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Ricardo Lopez, also known as the "Björk stalker", was an IRL troll who was known for stalking the wonderful singer Björk, and eventually becoming an hero, at the age of 21, for his sweetheart. Lopez was one of the very first Vloggers in history, constantly making lulzy videos about shit going on in his life, and his love for Björk, whom he wished to torture for her incredibly shitty singing and his own sexual pleasure. While many people wished to do the same thing to her, Ricardo was the first to stand up and try to, though his efforts went to waste when the pigs discovered, and intercepted the acid-spraying bomb he sent her after watching the video he had taped of his suicide. Ricardo is also notable for being insane as all fuck. Some examples are:
3. Walking around naked while fat.
The Diaries and Self-Pwning
He can build an acid bomb but can't an hero properly. Even in suicide he fails.
It was later found out that the reason he killed himself and attempted killing Björk was not because of her shit music or weird looks, but because she was engaged to some high yellow britfag by the name of Goldie, which made poor Ricardo mad. He of course, having no sense of reality before committing suicide, and not realizing that stalkers never get any pussy, wanted her dead for her betrayal. Even more lulz were had when his tapes were released onto the internets by the fiancé, for great justice. It also turned out that Bjork and her then lover, Goldie, broke up early in September of 96, possibly a week or a few days before Ricardo gave his gun a voracious blowjob. In a sense, he killed himself over nothing but at the same time, did the world a huge favor. One less fat beaner in the world! He claimed that his last words were "fuck the world", but right after he said that, he started speaking shit no one cares about for about one minute, then he started breathing like a total dumbass for about one more minute, he yelled something that was barely English, and then finally he shot himself and his official last words were "HUUURRRR DDURRRRRR OOOGGGGHHHH OOURRGH".
—Ricardo's finesse knows no bounds.
— Ricardo, not ashamed of his physique.
—Ricardo confessing that he may be prone to kiddy fiddling.
—Second to last words
—Our hero's actual last words
- Edited Lopez suicide video (completely NSFW)
- The story on London news
- His baaawwwwww story
- ZOMG HE'S SO SCARY!!!1
His complete video diaryBaleeted because of gay shit
- His complete video diary, faggot
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