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Ricky Gervais

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This year, I went about right. If anyone was offended, then I don't care.
 

 


Ricky GervaisFedora icon.png is an atheist, Britfag comedian and epic IRL troll most notable for the far superior UK version of The Office. Prior to his career as a comedian, Gervais was the lead singer of a shitty new romantic band, but had to give it up after he became fat.

Gervais's trolling reputation was first noticed in the US in 2005, in the form of Extras, an HBO series that pwnt Hollywood by having many of its biggest stars appear to join Gervais in the aforementioned pwnage. Perhaps the most winning example of this was in the episode with Kate Winslet who, apparently, annoyed that showing her tits in Titanic, Hideous Kinky, Quills and Little Children couldn't seal the Oscar deal for her, proposed that a Holocaust-themed tits-travaganza would get the job done. And because the Jews run Hollywood, they proved Gervais and Winslet right a mere 3 years later.

Gervais is also known for getting a huge boner when indulging in his fetish of sticking it to Christfags about the absurdities and contradictions of their religion while at the same time glorifying his own completely unbiased hipster cult and, most notably, systematically taking Zionists down a couple of pegs under the guise of hosting the Golden Globes (which did not work out to well for him due to the cancer that is killing cinema sticking a social stake up his ass). Some say these actions have cemented his status as a truly great troll, but you should all know better.

Ricky having his own Oprah couch moment

The 2011 Golden Shower

Fuck Bitches, Get money

Hollywood didn't mind Gervais's trolling when he first hosted the 2010 Golden Globes (you know, that second-rate award show that only gives actors and journalists an excuse to live it up in Las Vegas for a weekend), but that apparently changed when he hosted the following year's awards on January 16, 2011. It was there that Gervais proceeded to troll Hollywood so hard that it may have ended his US career (not that the Jews of Hollywood nor other stupid Americunts gave him the time of day before). Ordinarily, poking fun at Hollywood is an acceptable practice, but for some reason, it wasn't OK this time, despite clear knowledge that this is how Gervais makes his living.

In one fell swoop, he took down scientologist John Travolta for being the cocksucking faggot that he is, the marketing team of Sex And The City: The Movie 2 for grossly airbrushing its poster to make its starring sluts look even more like cast members of Jersey Shore, Charlie Sheen for being a womanizing alcoholic, Mel Gibson, for hating sanity and those filthy kikes and just about everyone else for being a bunch of doped up, closeted drug addicts. Extensive butthurt was felt in the aftermath of Gervais's pwnage, but considering that everything he said was true, it's amazing that it was interpreted as a slight and shitting upon. On the other hand, seeing as most of the people who attend the Golden Globes don't realize that they really are shit-covered, filthy, self-entitled buttfuckers, their BAWWWing really wasn't a surprise.

The video of Gervais's glorious trollage:

Many of the Hollywood elite said Gervais would never host the show again after his 2011 appearance, but because Hollywood makes so much sense, you can disregard that. No, really, he's hosting the Golden Globes again next year. How much money you want to bet that, at the 2012 ceremony, Gervais will tear Megan Fox a new asshole over saying Michael Bay is Hitler and rake Brett Ratner over the coals for his hatred of gays... in the same sentence? We have 20 bucks on the table already.

Hollywood's Response

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Certainly, in this case, he pushed the envelope and occasionally went too far. The HFPA would never condone some of his personal remarks. Overall, however, the show was among the best we’ve ever had and we were pleased.
 

 
 

—The Hollywood Foreign Press

   
 
He definitely crossed the line. And some of the things were totally unacceptable. But that's Ricky.
 

 
 

Someone in Hollywood finally understanding what Gervais does

   
 
Ricky will not be invited back to host the show next year, for sure...For sure any movie he makes he can forget about getting nominated. He humiliated the organization last night and went too far with several celebrities whose representatives have already called to complain.
 

 
 

—Hollywood blacklisting apparently lives on in the 21st century, as long as you're not black

   
 
Aside from the fact that it's been hugely mean-spirited with mildly sinister undertones, I'd say the vibe of the show has been pretty good so far, wouldn't you?
 

 
 

—Robert Downey Jr., on being a butthurt crackhead

Ricky's Response to Hollywood

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Thank God for comedians. I’m hoping he’s going to keep going further.
 

 
 

Christian Bale BATBRO


   
 
I'm offended that a comedian could be that funny at an awards show.
 

 
 

Jon Stewart most trusted man in news


   
 
If Gervais censors himself, he's going to curtail his wit. It's funny.
 

 
 

—Al Pacino

Gallery of Butthurt Jews & Such


The Plot Thickens

This man knows what's funny.

While most would think the lulz had at the expense of Hollywood's elite would soon to be forgotten, the bowl of shit was stirred by Judd Apatow's diminutive plunger. Judd Apatow is best known for making comedies where creepy neckbeard basement dwellers somehow get to fuck hot wimmenz for being a nice guy, in spite of their lazy, selfish natures and stunted social skills. While many find his movies humorous,, this stupid greasy fuck shows a disturbing and ironic lack of understanding of the concept of satire. While he was hosting the Producers Guild Awards (ANOTHER FUCKING AWARDS SHOW??? FFS) he came to the defense of the poor and defenseless celebrities, such as Cher, Hugh Hefner, Tim Allen, Tom Cruise and Robert Downey, Jr. It's sad when you can't laugh at yourself or turn the other cheek, but since these tortured souls have such rough lives, we can understand their suffering, can't we?


   
 
Leave Tim Allen alone,
 

 
 

—Judd Apatow Channeling his inner Chris Crocker



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