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unfunny newfag until you like it.
Rita is an anthropomorphic fox whose cuddly antics were cruelly turned into furry fap material when newfags made her into a 4chan meme that made a Dynamic Entry at least 100 days ago on on the cultural cesspool that is /b/. For a long time, it was debated whether or not Rita was a true meme, or a forced meme, in the vein of Jack Spicer. She originates from the cartoon Jungledyret Hugo, which only people from Scandinavia knew about up until a couple years ago, when the Jungledyret movies were released in the US, due to a severe fap material drought amongst furries.
Like Krystal and Renamon, bullshit motivational posters would fly around /b/, claiming that everyone is furry for Rita. This is a horrid lie, and only existed for the furfags to make themselves feel better about their love of raping small animals. And then, the unthinkable happened.
On August 21st, 2007, Rita became an eternal meme during one of those 'post ending in xx is a meme' threads in /b/. But unlike most of those threads, /b/ humbly accepted it, since it was less faggy the second time around. The meme typically features a picture of Rita, and the words 'enjoy ur aids' next to it.
Moar recently, around January 2009, a group of several /b/tards have made attempts to impeach Boxxy as queen of 4chan in order to replace her as queen with Rita. So far, these attempts have all been in vain, with threads attempting to impeach either being deleted due to size, or reaching page 15 and dying. Of course, this has not stopped them from trying...
Evidently, the Danes believe kids getting all touchy feeling is awwwwwwwriiiiiiight.
Trolling the fuck out of the creators of this massive pile of fail comes to mind. Flemming Quist Møller created it, the movies were produced by A. Film A/S (Thanks to the furries at TOW)
—Rita, only a lifeless faggot would pay $225 on Danish Rosetta Stone software just to understand a line from this fucking song.
—Commentary on the fchan wannabe-danish weeaboo faggot who purchased rosetta stone.
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Gallery of Rita
- Caramelldansen Another meme that originated from Scandinavia
- Jack Spicer
- Tails Another furfag fox furries want to fuck
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♦ Apples Bear ♦ Ayy Lmao ♦ Balki ♦ Big Dog ♦ Deez Nuts ♦ Dental Plan ♦ Dick Butt ♦ Family Guy Funny Moments ♦ FUCK YEAH SEAKING ♦ HNNNNNNGGGGG ♦ I Took an Arrow in the Knee ♦ Isn't Dallas in California? ♦ Jack Spicer ♦ Lanky Kong ♦ Milhouse ♦ My Little Pony ♦ Nyoro~n ♦ Random Album Art ♦ Rita ♦ So cash ♦ Tape dick ♦ THE BEST ♦ Uncle Dolan ♦ Wew lad ♦ WHEN I WAS ♦ Woll Smoth ♦ X intensifies ♦ You Laugh, You Lose
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