Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom
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|Robert Gregory Bowers|
|Born||September 4, 1972|
|Highscore||11 Juden ausgerottet|
|Top 50?||No, unfortunately|
|An Hero?||No, surrendered like a pussy|
The Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom took place on October 27th, 2018, and was the latest in a series of mass shootings across America, following another event where some chug sent fake bombs to Democratic senators and liberal Trump opponents. Both of these incidents occurred within the same week. This time, 11 nonpeople were killed, and 6 were left wounded.
The perpetrator was 46-year-old Robert Bowers卐 (a.k.a. @onedingo, his online handle), who proved that Generation X can be useful from time to time. If you missed live coverage of the spectacle, don't worry as you will be reminded of it by die Lügenpresse every fucking day for the next 100 years.
Shit went down in Squirrel Hill, a suburb of Pittsburgh that is home to America's second-largest concentration
camp of Jews outside of New York City. Coincidence? We report, you decide. You could stand in the street and fire your guns with your eyes closed and probably take out more kikes than Bowers managed.
When you also consider that Bowers decided to inspect a judenkapel capable of seating 1,024 kikes, but did so at a time when only a few dozen j00s were inside for a private function, the (((cohencidences))) start to pile up in a very suspicious manner.
Most Jews in Pittsburgh were reported to have called in sick that day, which explains why so few were in the building, which is the damning evidence that settles the argument for good.
The State-Designated Patsy
Robert Bowers, a fine specimen of superior Aryan manhood, was immediately fitted up to carry the can for this false-flaggotry. Fabricated quotes reported by law enforcement officers include such obviously self-incriminating words as "All Jews must die!" Apparently, Bowers who only got 11 yids then managed to take on a trained SWAT team who then brought him out alive despite the fact that he had supposedly shot two of them. State prosecutors then stood round his hospital bed and pinned an amazing 1,239 separate offences on the hapless hero, including 13 counts of "ethnic intimidation", and four counts of "obstruction of exercise of religious beliefs resulting in bodily injury to a public safety officer," meaning that two unknown LEOs were injured other than the two SWAT officers already mentioned.
Wait for it, he was an open source software developer. At least he apparently spent a lot of time on Linux forums. Prob. jacking it to nude pics of Linus, mebbe the Jewish radiations were turning him pedo? And the little faggot liked to play Fortnite. Predictable.
—Robert Bowers, rationalizing his attempt at carrying out a second Holocaust.
American buildings were lit up in the colors of the Israeli flag; Israel took the opportunity to shoot some more baby Pakis while noone would dare to tell them off for it; the Eiffel Tower was turned red-white-and-blue; all federal government buildings had their flags lowered to half-mast for three whole days; yadda, yadda, the usual shit that happens all the time these days.
As usual, Twitter erupted into immediate clamoring about how President Trump was to blame for the whole thing, since he had created "an atmosphere of hate" in America and had personally stirred up a wave of anti-semitism the like of which has never been seen in human history. Then it turned out that Bowers hated Trump and thought he was a puppet of Israel,✡ so Twitter suddenly shut its yap about the anti-semitism thing and started saying that Trump shouldn't visit Pittsburgh because it was probably his fault anyway and he has silly hair.
Bowers was particularly active on Gab, where his profile pic was the display screen of a firing range chronograph displaying the numerals 14:88. The news media's presstitutes went apeshit over this terrible discovery and immediately began hollering that Gab was a threat to civilization due to the many neo-Nazi and Alt-Right users posting there, something which has only been known about since Gab's first week of operation.
The media decided that Nazi types were using freedom of speech as a shield to hide behind, because these days freedom of speech is dangerous unless you're using it to say acceptable things. Since the media thinks it has freedom of speech, and never does anything worthwhile with it, the idea of other people doing anything different is somehow newsworthy. The result was that about a dozen companies booted or dropped Gab to get good PR, and Gab was forced offline. The gallery immediately below contains the final month of Bowers' heel-clickin' shitpostin' activity on Gab, before his account was scrubbed.
In the good ol'murican town of New Port Richey, Florida, home owners make a sick comeback with lulz Halloween decorations. Infinite butthurt ensued.
Freedom of speech at its finest
Expert Investigator in Jews Commentary
This attack was not calculated or prepared in depth. The goyim knew some facts about Jews and their secret clubs or groups or mafia or establishments. Yet he attacked some nobody, geriatric religious worshipers. He could’ve attacked some Freemason or Illuminati temples where these corrupted or pedophile politicians or actors or whoever tend to gather to discuss further plans of world domination in order to continue their great quest. Over all this attack was pretty much useless and wouldn’t make these Jews (the real pedophile elderly Jews who travel to Sharjah Ruler palace and similar places to engage in child sex) scared the bit. Humph.
The (((ADL))) has called this "likely the deadliest attack on the Jewish community in the history of the United States." Which gives you some idea of what a protected species the j00z really are. Eleven killed in one incident is less deadly than the average minibus crash, and it took about 250 years to happen.
|Accuracy:||13/20 (6 injured)|
|Style:||20/20 Shooting jews|
|Butthurt:||17/20 Giving Trump the blame as usual|
|Bonus:||20/20 Fresh Jew Pizza|
|Total Score: 81/100 (B)|
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@onedingo- Gab profile
- His posting history (via Imgur) (Archived: )
- - Kiwi Farms thread about the shooter
- 8 Dead, Several Others Shot At Pittsburgh Synagogue - CBS Pittsburgh coverage (Archived: )
- Dead Jews Need Your Gold! (so far, noone has donated $14.88)
- GayPal bans Gab for not preventing the murders (Archived: )
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