Roblox

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2017ROBLOXCheezitLogo.png
TypeGayming
Released2006; (2004: private alpha)
Websitewww.roblox.com
Key PeopleDavid Baszucki
John Shitletsky
Erik Casserole
Slogans"If you can imagine it, you can build it."
"Be anything, Build anything."
"Powering Imagination"
LocationOTI
HeadquartersSan Mateo, California
IndustryVidya games
What everyone thinks.
A good example of quality building on Roblox.
Rococks Goatse.
Typical Rococks player.
   
 
ROBLOX. IT'S FREE!!!!1!1!
 

 
 

—The Jews of Rococks in search of money.

Roblox, also known as Rococks, Shitblox, Dynablox, Blowcocks, and Dynacocks, is a shitty Lego ripoff made made by a few Jews with too much time and money. It is probably one of the worst communities in gaming to ever exist. The "objective" of Rococks is to make cool shit, but the dyslexic fucktard community has yet to make anything of actual quality. Stealing, spam, copying shit somebody else made and claiming false identity are common problems on this game that often go unresolved by the lazy site admins and terrible "moderation" system.

You can also buy premium membership, called Builders Club that is very overpriced for what you actually get and only lasts for a certain amount of time. When the subscription ends, you are stripped from a lot of the features, forcing you to buy it again. Of course, this is purely intentional by the admins, as they don't give a single fuck about you, but are only interested in your money.

The Community[edit]

Referring to the death sound effect.

The community is composed mainly of 10-12 year olds, "trolls", Columbiners, and online daters. With this combination of people, the result is a very cancerous gaming community. The kids in the game think they're so funny by spamming their sad attempts at forcing memes all over the forums, and pretending to be "hackers" who will take over Roblox and hack your account, or some shit. Of course, if you piss them off they will threaten to hack your account, even though these kids wouldn't know code even if it came up behind them and started to ram them up the ass. These are the same kids who spam links to their shitty places all over the site with the hope of getting place visits, all the while not realizing that nobody gives a fuck about them or their crappy places.

 
 
💰PLAY MY GAME FOR 1,000 ROBUX💰

💰THE LONGER YOU STAY THE MORE ROBUX💰

💰JOIN FOR 60 ROBUX💰

💰STAY FOR 50 MINUTES FOR 600 ROBUX💰

💰PLAY MY GAME FOR ROBUX💰

💰300 ROBUX IF YOU PLAY💰
 


 

—Typical n00b spamming his shitty place.

The "trolls" on this game are dumb little kids who don't even know what trolling is, or even how to execute it properly. As with most of the kids on this game, they think spamming ASCII images of Hitler and nigger will lower them to /b/'s standards. What usually happens is 1) an admin gets butthurt/offended and, 2) lays down the banhammer, ending the kid's "trolling spree" immediately. As Roblox has no way of detecting sockpuppets, people tend to take advantage of this by creating alternate accounts for the sole purpose of fucking with the mods.

The online daters (often referred to by the community as "ODers") are sick fucks who "roleplay" as a couple, pretend to kiss, have sex, etc. with their in-game characters. Rarely, some of them of them are 60-year-old internet predators who spend most of their time attempting to bait little kids online and fulfil their sick-ass sexual fantasies with children, but most of them are horny 10 year old boys who have nothing better to do. According to the Rococks Community Rules and Guidelines, online dating is against the rules, yet this "rule" never ever seems to be enforced. Truth be told, people rarely get banned for online dating, even though it's a bannable offense on Roblox's terms.

Notable People[edit]

ErmeyPointingAngry.jpg STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT!
ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot?
Builderfaggot IRL.
One of the head Jews of Rococks, John Shitletsky.
  • David Baszucki or Builderman - The CEO of Roblox. All of the money from Builders Club sales goes directly to him, should you be stupid enough to buy it.
  • Erik Casserole (Erik Cassel) - A former admin who died of cancer. Unsurprising, considering this is Roblox. Many people regard him as "the only good admin" of Roblox, while the rest are supposed idiots fucking up the site; the community even blamed Roblox's shitty updates on Cassel's death.
  • John Shitletsky, Shitletsky or Telamoron - The former Uncreative Director of Rococks. He began working for Roblox in 2006 after he graduated from Stanford University, but eventually got bored with everything, so he resigned from Roblox in 2013 to start his own company. This faggot also decided to change his name from "Telamon" to his real-life surname, Shedletsky, for unknown reasons. What's most likely the reason for this is he wanted to look intelligent among Roblox's retarded community, but it only just made him look like more of a self-obsessed faggot with a too much USI.
  • Vaktus (formerly known as "XDHAPPYXD") - Runs the Third Reich of Roblox. He uses admin commands to "defeat" his opponents during group raids. If you lose to him in a raid, he will take over your group and replace your emblem with his "This group has been shut down by the Vaktovian Empire" emblem. Apparently, he has friends who know how to exploit Roblox's shitty MySQL system and "claim groups", though this has yet to be confirmed. He also enjoys making shitty YouTube videos making fun of his enemies.
  • ColourTheory - The owner of RAT and long-term enemy of Vaktus. His name used to be "donkeyo04" until an admin fucked up and accidentally deleted his account; he was given the opportunity to change his name as compensation by Roblox for the stupidity of one of their admins and decided to change his name to ColourTheory.
  • Fleskhjerta - The sad hapa with identity problems known for his Roblox blooper videos back in 2007. Most of them just contained his character walking around in a random, empty place with Homer Simpson voices edited in everywhere. The emotionally disturbed Eurasian was banned in 2008 for making a Roblox character model with tits on it. It is rumored that an angry white male named "Heroton2008" reported him for this, and as a result, Flesky was banned.
  • SONICTHEHEDGEHOGXX - Owns FEAR, an island resort, a Christfag group, and several USI-infested fan groups. He is one of the most hated people on this game for encouraging online dating through his places, being a typical over-the-top Christfag, and owning a group filled with immature little kids. It is also rumored that be bribed the admins into unbanning his account which seemingly only contributed to his hatred. SONIC has an alternate account called "SHADOWTHEHEDGEHOGXX", which he has claimed numerous times that it's actually his brother's account.
  • XiaoXiaoMan - The supposed AVGN of Roblox. He is in his 20s and plays a game intended for 7-9 year olds. He owns a YouTube channel that contains a bunch of shitty rant videos protesting Roblox updates, a Roblox game-reviewing series called "Raging Roblox Reviewer", as well as several shitty Gmod animation videos intended to be funny to his audience. Once shat on a little girl's dreams over some place review bullshit.
  • Julius Coles - A nigger who steals shit and claims it as his own, like any other nigger. His favorite place is Welcome to the town of Robloxia so he stole it and renamed it "The different town of Robloxia" which gained over 5,000,000 visits from Roblox's ever-so-gullible userbase. Niggerus Coles also has a YouTube channel where he rants about Roblox and his boring life. Claims that he wants all the Roblox admins to get cancer, despite that he fucking loves Roblox.
  • MisterObvious - Born in 1995, a Roblox "animator" who joined the site in 2010 and made a swift exit in 2017 after being outed as a child predator. Most of his content was uploaded to his now-deleted YouTube channel and consisted of laughably bad stop-motion animations done in Roblox's building program, Roblox Studio. His terrible content somehow made it above Roblox's incredibly low standard of video creation and turned him into a celebrity on the platform. Roblox staff were so satisfied with the reception of his work that they awarded him with a BLOXY Award for his video Awesome Robloxians, thus giving him a wider audience and further enabling his video creating antics. With his new following having an average age of 13 and his mental capacity being the equivalent of half of that, he was frequently caught manipulating and obsessively terrorizing children who criticized his work or refused to participate in the creation of his videos. MisterObvious had developed a cult-leader-esque status over the years which caused much of the criticism against him to be met with a horde of his spastic fans overreacting and flaming whoever dared to challenge the quality of his work and reputation.
    In 2017, however, a female Roblox user who went by the alias of "GrottyPuff" made a Tweet claiming MisterObvious had used her Discord server to coerce and manipulate girls aged 13-15 into sending him child porn. Per standard procedure, MisterObvious's fans quickly denounced the accusations as false and all evidence as fake propaganda meant to slander him. This was the general consensus of most people aware of the situation until another Roblox YouTuber uploaded a 14 minute video exposing his actions, including 46 screenshots of him preying on young girls and his child followers, ultimately dismantling the pedophile's reputation once and for all. MisterObvious briefly attempted damage control before completely giving up and deleting his entire social media presence. Despite all of this, Roblox staff have refused to delete his account or take any public action against him.

Building[edit]

Since Roblox is a building game, you'd probably think that the people on the site make cool shit out of Lego bricks, right? Wrong. The Roblox community is terrible with building and coding, and will often copy something decent that somebody else has made in order to gain attention from their fellow community. These stolen versions of games seemingly get more attention and exposure than the original versions. Rarely, something of quality is created; however, it usually doesn't get noticed at all by anyone of significance, considering that it's usually buried under several copies of Welcome to the town of Robloxia.

Common Types of Places[edit]

These, for the most part, are the types of places you would see on Rococks:

  • Club [insert subject here] - Places that are often strip clubs for young pedophiles. Here's one popular example!
  • Survive the [insert subject here] - Often a generic apocalypse/disaster such as zombies and lava.
  • Cart ride into [insert subject here] - Places that consist of pre-made mine carts and cart track pieces, and are often made by people who are too lazy to make anything themselves.
  • [adjective] Murderer - A game type that copies Gmod-based games and all of their mechanics. Just think of a funny adjective, make a baseplate with free models on it, insert a knife that people can slash each other to death with, and spam your newly-created shitbox on the forums. Bingo! You've just made a murder game.
  • [Subject] Simulator - A waste of your time.
  • Build to survive the [insert subject here] - Very similar to the "Survive the [insert subject here]", but with crappy building tools and shit to "build" with.
  • [insert subject here] obby - If the creator of the place is lazy or too much of a fucking retard to spell "obstacle course" properly, then you'd probably be better off staying away from these shitty places. These are the most popular types of places on Rococks, and have served as the ultimate downfall of creativity on this game.
  • Free Robux place - These are places that claim to give away free Robux upon visiting. Often used by faggots who are desperate for place visits, so they spam their shitty places all over the site with a hope of getting people to visit. Of course, you don't actually obtain anything from these places and will most likely feel like an idiot for even going to them in the first place.
  • Have a kid and raise a Family - Or more commonly used: Adopt a kid and raise a Family. People tend to use this one more often because "having a kid" implies that secks was involved, and to the Rococks admins, this is an absolute no-no, even though people do it all the time via role-playing. Often hotspots for online dating, a rule that the admins never enforce. (you can't forget erotic roleplayers on Roblox High School and ROBLOXian High School, too.)

Popular Games on Roblox[edit]

  • Jailbreak - More of a GTA V ripoff but with cops and robbers. Once you arrest a criminal, he or she will always fucking spam the words "Noob" or "Hacker" at you. Normally you will find too many 8 year olds who listen to loud rap music and furries in penguin outfits speed glitching with their fat bellies all over the map. After arresting criminals/camping in the prison to get EZ xd epic arrests, you can either kill yourself or become a criminal. Either option is boring and the game is overplayed and overrated. Sadly, at the time of writing, 45,000 kids are still playing the game, mostly because they're Mexican coke-addicted children that don't know of better games, and therefore, Badimo, the shitty studio, makes more money from kids buying shitty gamepasses in the pay-to-win style of Jailbreak.
  • Phantom Forces - A somewhat decent blend-clone of FPS games sadly ruined by its shit community and Dicksword server. It's at least 100 times less overrated than Jailbreak is. Also, use the COLT SMG 635 and run M9 as secondary. You'll thank me later. If you're too much of a newbie to have that, use the MP5K and M9.
  • Meep City - A place that rips off both Club Penguin and ToonTown but with a special feature to invite you over sex parties.
  • The Normal Elevator - You stand in an elevator and witness floors that have outdated memes like Peanut butter Jelly Time, Do You Like Waffles, IT's Raining Tacos, & Snoop Dogg. Also there's an ARG with some fuckass that no one cares about called, Gavin.
  • Work at a Pizza Place - This used to be about making and delivering pizza, but it's now about neglecting your job to just party in your house while the rest of the players, who are actually trying to play the game, suffer. It's even worse because if one person from the team is missing, the entire place goes to shambles, not unlike a freshly blown-up meth lab.
  • Hide and Seek Extreme - More like Wait and Stand Extreme.
  • Wolves' Life 2 - It's a game where you make your bestiality wolf fantasies come true! Don't trust the game description, it's lying.
  • Apocalypse Rising - A Dayz ripoff. Nothing more that needs to be said. (except for the fact that it will make you rage.)
  • Natural Disaster Survival - A game that teaches 11 year olds how to survive a tornado, volcano, tsunami, acid rain, and what not. Is there a blizzard coming? Go to higher ground. Is there a fire that's going out of control? Go to higher ground. Is there a tsunami coming? Go to - wait, that actually makes sense.
  • Robloxian Highschool - A game that is similar to other Roblox Highschool Roleplays, but you can customize your character in-game without having to use Robux. Despite the possibilities with this feature, most people choose to roleplay as midgets with monstrously obese legs, and names that 50% of the time begin with "Li'l." These particular characters seem to always have an obsession with "Oreo'z. 49.99% of the other players run around the server using a joke character such as the Despacito Spider and some guy with a Frenemy for a cock. The other 0.01% of the players are actually decent joke characters and actual roleplayers. Almost everyone in this game speaks nothing but Spanish."


   
 
"Users have a choice of over 8,000,000 (eight million) possible games to play, (based on number of users, as of 5-17-2010) varying in design from what the creators of the places want to make. Most of them are made from the free models."
 

 
 

—Even Wikipedia acknowledges Roblox's lack of originality.

Catalog Items[edit]

You pay for these with Roblox's e-currency, known as "ROBUX". Most of the stuff in the game is completely overpriced, with a very few no actual good items.

Degrees of Items[edit]

  • BC only - Only people with Builders Club can buy this shit.
  • Limited - Items that last for a certain amount of time. When they run out, people bitch and complain about not being able to get one.
  • Limited unique - Same as above, but with serial numbers.
  • Timed - Items that have a counter attached to them showing how long the item will be available. As is the case with Limited items, people will bitch and complain about not being able to get one after the timer runs out.
  • Presents - Items that are only given out during the holidays. To get one, you usually have to do a relatively stupid task. These tasks have ranged from having premium membership for over a year to making a forum post containing the word "ice" to being a long-term registrant. Pretty fucking simple, but since many ROtards (genius) won't look at the blog to see how to get them, they bitch and complain about not "owning" one. Sound familiar? I think we're seeing a pattern here...
  • IOS only - You have to be using an Apple device with Robloc'x shitty IOS app to purchase these.
  • XBOX only - You have to be playing Roblox on Shitbox One to obtain these.
  • Promotional - Shitty free items that hold little to no value. Usually released to sponsor a movie and you get those by sometimes playing certain games that promote the movie or getting them in the catalog for free. To add an extra kick in the nuts, or cunt, we're not sexist here, they are usually rental-only.

Item Types[edit]

  • Hats - A piece of shit you wear on your head. Sound familiar? Most of them are shit that shouldn't have been created in the first place. The only good hats are the Dominus hoods; however, those cost a fuck ton of Robux, and are Limited.
  • Gear - A bunch of shitty knick-knack items that you can't even use in most games. These range from powerful weapons, to useless shit such as "bubble gum" and Easter baskets. No kidding. Of course, the only good weapon is the Darkheart, which does a shit-ton of damage and sometimes even kills in one hit. However, it's a Limited item which means you're never getting your fucking hands on it because people are selling it for 999,999,999 ROBUX just to show it off. Funny, considering that the original price was only 2000 ROBUX.
  • Faces - Transparent decals on your face that change the way it looks. Very overpriced for what you actually get. The only good one is the Awesome Face, but requires you to connect your Rococks account to your Failbook account, and show everyone what a fag you are for playing Rococks.
  • T-shirts - Same as faces, but on your front torso. Free users can make them, but not sell them. If Roblox gives free accounts any privileges, this would be the only one.
  • Shirts and pants - Textures for your character. Most of them look like thot outfits and gay supreme hoodies. You'll find tons of this shit being cloned and resold at the catalog because kids that spam them with their cheap bots are nothing but money-hungry cucks. Only BC users can make them, let alone sell them.
  • Packages - Changes the 3D body shape of your character and makes an online dater look attractive.
  • Animation Packs - Sets of animations that change the way your ugly Lego character moves but can only be equipped with R15.

Advertising[edit]

Advertising is a feature on Roblox that is often overlooked by many of its users. You pay your hard earned cash, which has now been converted into ROBUX to run your ad in an allotted amount of time, but since nobody wants to waste money on that, people resort to spamming their shitty places on the forums and comment sections of other places. You can also customize your banner ad that links directly to your game (or whatever) upon clicking on it. Most of these "ads" look like they've been made in 5 minutes with MS Paint by dyslexic 9 year olds. Nowadays, ads are nothing but high quality rendered images of a Lego pornstar advising you to join a fucking clothing group or a restaurant in which these 9 year old fucktards pretend that they have a job and tell people of how much of a Jake Paul fan they are. Here are a few examples, sampled from the deep archives of Roblox:

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ArianaAd 3309.JPG
A pornstar displayed on your ad will always attract kids!

Groups[edit]

In 2009, the group feature was released to make it easier to communicate among its users. Most groups on Roblox are filled with stolen and unoriginal clothing designs for sale, and little kids who think they're fighting an actual war, hence the reason for all the "war clans". They are very cancerous and anyone who sets foot in them will develop cancer.

Notable Groups[edit]

  • Kavra Fan Group - Based on it's name, it is a group made for lesbians who worship a white faggot that got into JewTube fame for keeping on making videos that include stolen copyrighted music and two hookers fighting to death. Most of his shitty videos will always come with the name "Bully Story" even though they have nothing to do with bullying whatsoever.
  • True Colors - A group known for faggotry and suppression of "unsafe" conversation, such as how there are no more than two genders and that the "fact" that at least 76 of them exist is a lie. No joke, "other gender identity" is an actual rank there. Fuck us.
  • Frappe - A group that is based on a shitty cafe game where you basically do nothing but act like you are in a coffee shop and pretend that you are drinking with plastic Lego cups. Did I mention that games like this keep getting invaded by trolls? Tangent: guide to trolling Frappe; just have a lot of alternate accounts and act/be retarded. Another way is to just sit at a line and do nothing, then wait for the staff to type !help. When they do that, start providing your order. They'll probably be buttraeped for calling !help with no evidence by chatlog of you trolling.
  • First Encounter Assault Recon - A group consisted mainly of people who are dumb enough to think that the commercials for FEAR they see on TV are actually for this group. The group was originally a fan club, but was later turned into a war group, with shitty bases that were built by some noobs with no building skills whatsoever.
  • Roblox Assault Team - A group that was started by stealthmatt, who thought he had a brain and told everyone who joined his bitch ass group that they would bring their IQ out of the negatives. By that point, their collective IQs got in to the negative thousands. The group has a long-term vendetta against VAK, a group known for its admin abuse and its shitty places.
  • Vaktovian Empire - Full of retards who typically tend to attack other groups in game to feel badass and impress their leader. The owner is some Irish faggot with a superiority complex. His original name was XDHAPPYXD, but he changed his name to Vaktus after begging the admins to give him a name change.
  • Sly Bloxxers - Owned by greatswordpwner after bobathe-gay-man gave it to him. Greatswordpwner takes this game more seriously than life, and all he does is spaz out at his members about how they suck, and as a result, he gets massively flamed for it. When he's butthurt, he cried to his parents about getting "cyberbullied", even though no such thing ever happened.
  • John's Cobras - A group that causes drama, and doesn't actually fight any wars. The group is owned by some Britfag known as pspjohn1. All the high ranking officials were complete retards (ex. TheWaffleTruck, Hammer124, Imperatos, etc.) but hosted many of the most popular clanners of the site. Fort Fang was a shitty free modeled fort made by a 12 year old that the garden snakes used to defend from raids. In the event of the raid, the HRs would admin abuse to ensure victory.
  • X-101st - An old group of online daters that spend their time jacking off in each others' faces and committing faggotry with their leader. The leader is a lifeless loser who spends most of his time on this game.
  • Frost Clan - A group that went through three ownerships: starting with the creator, Pizzaman1000, then to Dignatio, and now it's owned by a user "jjjakey". They often end up getting their asses handed to them in a raid, unsurprisingly.
  • United Clan of Roblox - The largest group on Roblox that was created when groups were first announced. Like any war clan, it consists of little kids who think they're in an actual army.
  • [USA]The United States of America - Also known as NUSA, is a group of autists and Americunts who are dedicated to LARPing as politicians on Blowcocks.

ROBLOX TV Commericals[edit]

In the time-span of 2011-2012, ROCOCKS released two "TV commercials" to market their shitty game. Note that these shouldn't even be called TV commercials, considering that they never actually aired on real television. Following the release of these "commercials" several community members noticed the commercials weren't even filmed in Roblox, but were done using shooping, video editing and green screen effects. The reason for this being is ROCOCKS was (and still is) too buggy to make a high quality advertisement and would likely lag up and crash if they tried to film in it. For the most part, the ads looked too good for a shitty game such as ROBLOX as most people on the site are terrible at building, ironically even the admins.


Rococks' first video advertisement.

The second video advertisement.

At the end of the first commercial, they say "IT'S FREE" when it's clearly not, at least if you want to have fun. This caused a lot of butthurt and rage among ROBLOX players, and there were even people who threatened to quit ROBLOX because of it.

Builders Club[edit]

In August 2007, Builders club was introduced, along with more shitty features that nobody even wanted to begin with. When it was first introduced, everyone lost all of their Robux and went into an intense rage, demanding that the admins revert the update. The admins, being as fucktarded as they are, failed to listen to their userbase requests and went along with it anyway. In 2008, the original BC was the only type of premium membership available, with the addition of Turbo Builders Club in 2009. They also introduced another premium membership type, this time "Outrageous Builders Club", which was completely insane and unreasonable, with its ridiculous features that very few people will ever use.

Regular Builders Club[edit]

You get:

  • A yellow and light blue "free" shitty hat.
  • 10 places.
  • 15 Robux per day.
  • No external ads. The most pointless and stupid feature of all. Haven't these people ever heard of AdBlock?
  • The ability to make and sell shirts.
  • Less chance you'll get banned.
  • Access to shitty beta features.
  • Make badges for your shitty places.
  • 10 groups.
  • Create groups.

Turbo Builders Club[edit]

You get:

  • A recolored version of the shitty hat, this time it's black and orange.
  • 25 places.
  • A piece of bubble gum. No kidding.
  • 20 groups.
  • Even less chance you'll get banned.
  • 35 Robux per day.

Outrageous Builders Club[edit]

You get:

  • 60 Robux per day.
  • A third variant of the shitty hat, yellow and black.
  • 100 places.
  • A cool dark theme which can no longer be fucking used.
  • 100 groups.
  • No likelihood of getting banned, especially if you bought lifetime OBC.
  • Fellatio from the admins around the clock.
  • A free abortion.

Roblox Ban Appeal[edit]

Your typical ROCOCKS ban

If you get banned from ROBLOX, which you likely will, you can send the admins an "appeal" email if you believe the ban was improperly placed. You may be thinking, "Hmmm. Maybe they will look into the ban, see it from my point of view, and lift it. I better send them an email." Well unfortunately, you are 200% wrong, faggot. The admins really don't give a fuck about you or your account and nine out of ten times, appealed accounts usually stay banned. Should you send them an email, you'll get a reply from some message bot that doesn't even address you, or the ban on your account. The message is the same for all users who send appeal emails for their account. It's just a bunch of bullshit that reads something to the effect of: "Thank you for providing feedback about our moderation system. We have reviewed your ban and have decided that it will not be lifted, etc. etc." Many people then proceed to leave Roblox in utter rage, often accompanied by a flounce video.

The Forums (baleeted)[edit]

The forums the biggest source of cancer and AIDS on Rococks. This shithole is home to some of the biggest retards on the site. Forums are broken down into sections, and several sub-sections that are spammed constantly by newfags who try to force memes and so called "trolls" who try to act cool. They are notorious for online dating, flame wars, spam, and internet sissy fights. Usually, when such events occur, the admins are forced to intervene and ban anyone who posts in these threads as a result.

Types of people on the (baleeted) Forums[edit]

* Top Posters - People who have no lives and spend all of their time on the forums. They actually worked hard to show everyone else how pathetic they are for spending all of their time in this shithole. They can easily be identified with a "Top X Poster" message attributed to their posts.

  • Spammers - People who spam shit everywhere for the lulz and often end up getting banned. These are the most common type of people that inhabit Roblox, and are not just restricted to the forums.
  • Trolls - People who think the Roblox forums are a second 4chan. Whenever they post, there is almost no doubt that they will be banned immediately afterwards.
  • Role-Players - Those who are classified with this shouldn't be allowed to exist, almost all of them are weeaboos, wiggers, and furfags and are very easy to fuck with. A lot of these fuckers have fetishes about wolves and vampires and often proclaim this all over the forums, mainly on Off-Topic.
  • Forum moderators - Roblox's sysops who patrol the forums and ban just about anyone who violates their shitty rules. Most of the time, people get banned for the stupidest of reasons, and end up quitting Rococks because of it due to massive butthurt. They try to appeal their ban, but considering that Roblox doesn't give a fuck about anything but itself, anyone who was once banned, stays banned. Forever.
  • Super forum moderators - No longer exist.

Forums (baleeted)[edit]

Typical forum thread.
Example of 10 year old kids thinking they're cool for talking about dicks.

* Roblox Talk - Faggots who think they are the "4chan of ROBLOX" when they are just a shitty OT ripoff. They don't even talk about Roblox. They mostly just spam shitty memes and show off their shitty places and host "RT parties", even though these faggots don't know what party means. Many of the members would just post shitty copied stories for clout.

  • Let's Make a Deal - These kiddies sit around and will do anything just to get a virtual item. Usually, they get scammed and get fuck all. Anyone with half a brain would be able to detect these scams that the Roblox community seemingly always falls for.
  • Off-Topic - You're going to get the worst fucking kind of cancer on the planet if you even step foot here. It's more than off topic, its a fucking shithole of weeaboos, gays, furries and bronies. This is the biggest shithole forum section on this site.
  • Role-playing Forum - Everyone here is either a furry, emo, twilight faggot or all of the above.
  • Clans & Guilds - The flaming epicenter of Roblox. Everyone here is either banned, or is going to be within a month. Most people on here dig shit up on some random group that they declared enemies with and post long forum posts about how said group is a bunch of cheaters, etc.
  • Global Chat - Consists of little kids who think they're cool for swearing in another language on the forum.
  • Builders and scripters - Nobody who actually builds or scripts goes to this forum. It's mostly little kids who like pretending to be hackers.


All of the other forums are shit no one cares about and aren't listed.

LOL NEVERMIND. As of writing on December 12, 2017, Roblox finally decided to shut down its forums. But not after some user posted illegal shit on it.

Trolling on Roblox[edit]

Due to Roblox's young and immature community, trolling is very easy. As many little kids take the game so seriously, pissing them off is easier than making porn.

Game Trolling[edit]

  • See two people online dating? Say that the "girl" is a guy, for there are no girls on the internet. The guy, and the other guy will get butthurt.
  • Call everyone a n00b.
  • Spawnkill. People will then try to report you and spam "0MG H4CKER!!1!1" in the chat.
  • Insert a giant penis with the word "nigger" on it in insert games.
  • Find the most OP weapons on the server and ass ræp everyone.
  • Look at the groups that one of the faggots in the server your are in. If they are in any large groups like FEAR (First Encounter Assault Ræp) then say you are a high rank in that group and you will demote them unless they do whatever you say.
  • Make swastikas on building games.
  • On building games, destroy someone's shitty building while someone other than you is near it. Watch as the two faggots start arguing.
  • On tycoon games, use Cheat Engine to change everyone's money to 0.

Group Trolling[edit]

  • Do you have promotion/demotion powers? Demote everyone to the lowest rank and watch the owner shit bricks.
  • Do you have exile powers? Exile everyone in the group.
  • Go to UCR and say you have a good idea for a new logo. The members will get butthurt and say you're destroying clan history.
  • Go to RAT and say "Sorry, black and white cant be added to the rainbow, I know how much you guys love both". You may want to spam this, because RAT high ranks take this game seriously.
  • Go to FEAR and say that SONIC uses free models. The members will then get insanely butthurt.
  • Go to WIJ and say that they caused WWII, as the owner is German.
  • Steal an ownerless group, change all rank names to *insert name here* sucks, add the name of player to description, check manual approval, kick all members, and leave the group.
  • Find a group that allows non-members to post comments to the wall. Say the group sucks and tell everyone to go kill themselves.
  • Have admin powers at a group's place? Admin Abuse the fuck out of it like JC always did.
  • Want to troll JC? Go to fort fang and spam "AA" with no end. Bonus points if other raiders join your spamming.

Forum Trolling[edit]

This is probably the easiest type of trolling in Rococks. Since many newfags, raging kids and easily offended admins on the forums take it so seriously, it should be no surprise that these people are the easiest to fuck with. Here are some ways to piss them off:

  • Spam.
  • On OT, say MW2 is the best game ever.
  • Talk about Blockland and Minecraft.
  • Make random [insert admin's name here]'s Bonus. The mods will have a hissy fit.
  • Protest Roblox updates. As Roblox is an e-dictatorship, you do not have the right to your own opinion, and will likely be b& for it.
  • Anything you do is trolling in a forum mod's eye, so knock yourself out.
  • Make fun of Christianity and 13 year old boys.
  • Spam links to the offended page.
  • Post alt 0173 between each letter of a curse word and put it on the forums.
  • Post a thread saying God doesn't exist. Everybody who sees the thread will get butthurt. This works in every forum, considering that the Roblox community is just that fucking gullible.
  • Use a small text generator to post whatever you want
  • Post ASCII images of Hitler and cocks.
  • Say the admins are total fucking retards.
  • Say "get out" on legitimate threads.
  • Say Jews did WTC.
  • Post these symbols: 卐, ☭, æ, 8========D

DevEx[edit]

Short-hand form for Developer Exchange. Now, you can actually make real money off of your shitty Rococks games. If you make a minimum of 1,000 Robux off of your terrible games, you can cash in your earnings and obtain real life money for them through a validated Paypal account. Sounds like a good idea, right? Wrong. The rate for Robux to USD is 1,000 Robux to every $1.00 USD. Aside from the shitty exchange rate, the Rococks admins also tax you on your earnings, so instead of earning $1.00 USD, you'd probably only get about $0.70 USD. This is a completely unnecessary update, considering that nobody actually makes any "real" money, despite that the admins have written several blog stories about certain users making up to $300,000.00 a year.

Roblox Admins get Fired[edit]

On October 24, 2014, three admins were fired from Rococks for swearing during a 24-hour livestream that nobody important cared enough to watch. Apparently, their power got cut, and therefore their camera's video feed died, but the microphone remained on and caught them swearing about their game and saying it sucks. No video footage of this event is available. As it turns out, their power didn't go out at all; they just forgot to turn off the camera's microphone and were too stupid to realize it until it was too late. It is revealed that the admin's names were JacksSmirkingRevenge, B1tsh1ft, and Snowbl0x. Nobody really cares about this, except for Roblox themselves, who thought the best solution to the incident was to fire them, bringing a whole lot of controversy, lulz and drama into the matter.

RR34[edit]

RR34 (Roblox Rule 34) is a Twitter cult where people fap to polygons and drama etc. But there is one faggot named Wind (JT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCApxtYOPOrqe4Td05OWA1Zw) (Twitter: www.twitter.com/JustWindMyBoi & https://twitter.com/MyNamesRaul_) who lives in Serbia. He is one of the things that spews a giant tumor in the ozone layer. The jokes/replies he makes is toxic (Just like every other RR34 creators), , backstabber, 14 year old, typical furfag, and a bisexual (NOT GAY DFSGJSODHG). It is unkown if he is a faggoth or a metalhead. Despite the fact that he is unfunny he also steals other peoples' content on his JewTube account.

The JewTube video that started it all.

Events[edit]

Every year since 2011, Rococks has been hosting these summer events to attract more faggots to their shitty online game. There was nothing out of the ordinary about these events; all they did was talk about the next shitty updates they were going to add to their already-shitty game. It also costed a fuckload of real-life money to travel to them, which is why hardly anybody did.

They had six main events so far, including:

  • Roblox Rally 2011 - Their first ever real life event, hosted in San Francisco at the Exploratorium. It was just another piece of shitty Rococks propaganda that the admins used just to attract more faggots to join their shitty site. There's not really much to say about it other than it was just a big waste of time and money.
  • Roblox Game Conference 2012 - Another shitty event, this time it was hosted in Santa Clara, California at the Convention Center. If you bought one of their passes between February 17 and May 14, you got a water bottle and a shitty T-shirt, and a shitty virtual weapon. Again, there was nothing to see.
  • Bloxcon 2013 - Possibly their biggest real life shitstorm of an event yet. This event was hosted in three separate areas all in one time frame, as well as they had a "virtual Bloxcon", which was possibly the shittiest of all. It may be the only good event they hosted, but that's highly unlikely considering the severity of the autism of the admins.
  • Roblox Film Festival 2013 - A complete shitstorm of lulz and drama. Basically, all you had to do was make a shitty Rococks video with the Unregistered Hypercam 2 logo in the top left-hand corner and then shove it right into the admins' submission box faster than they can take a shit. Nobody actually put much effort into making these so called "movies" whatsoever, and as with the usual nature of Roblox, many players resorted to stealing and copying other peoples' videos and claiming them as their own. There were a few people; however, that managed to get the shitty prize at the end, although their movies were just as shitty as most of the others.
  • 2014 Tour - Another fucking event that only showed how burned-out the admins were from last year. How this worked was a few major cities across America would host an exhibiting event known as the Maker Faire. Roblox would have a stake somewhere in this and they would have their own "booth" in the Maker Faire in many of these cities, which required eight people to run. According to the site's shitty blog, if 25 people attended a booth in the Maker Faire, a retarded staff member will show up. This event was nothing out of the ordinary, and nor did it have anything worth seeing, as will most Rococks events.
  • Virtual Bloxcon 2014 - Just another shitty online Cockscon. The only difference between this one and the other one was that VB 2014 was online for the whole convention. The admins even recorded it on their shitty Twitch channel for all to see just how stupid and pointless the whole thing was. Other than the time frame, there's really no difference between the two.

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The main focus of the new logo is the the tilted "O" - and it looks like half of the Domino's logo AND a cheez-it. That's all that I need to say.

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The Roblox rap video[edit]

Roblox Videos[edit]

Average Roblox videos The Julius Coles collection

Butthurt Rococks jews shut down some kids raid livestream.

TL;DW

The average Rococks gameplay.

Another excerpt from Rococks gameplay. Skip to 2:07.

FUCK YOU ROBLOX!

A message to the Roblox admins.

Fleskhjerta gets b& from Roblox.

Some people actually fap to this shit.

What the admins do at their headquarters every day.

An average day on the forums. Turn it off before you get cancer.


Cancer? On my Roblox?

Then why do you play it, you stupid nigger?

USI at its finest.


Taking e-faggotry to the next level.

Even if you killed yourself, nobody would care.

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