RockstarChan

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RockstarChan
New rockstarchan logo.png
FoundationAugust 2, 2007
Major Boards/i/
Epic WinsJessi Slaughter
WebsiteRockstararmy.com

RockstarChan was an imageboard dedicated to causing fail and cancer. They don't have a nerd base of refugees from many /i/ boards with a group of mods who doesnt afraid of anything. Most of the users on it are the staff. RockstarChan is now known for their scene faggotry and their aggressive ways of handling the internet trolls.

History[edit]

It all started in 2007 when newfags of 4chan decided that 4chan wasn't good enough for them, and decided to further soil the internet. They decided to create the original RockstarChan which they had envisioned a peaceful and Utopian society in where all 4chan users could enjoy their funny memes and YTMND fads. No one ever showed up.

ZTC Elected Preisdent of the Nerds[edit]

ZTC (now NekoArc) the owner of some shitty server ran for office and won. RockstarChan became a part of the NekoArc Network and it was quickly apparent in the Summer of 2007 that cancer was slowly eating away at all the boards. With the recent creation of Mikuchan and the NekoArc Network more and more cancer was being spread towards RockstarChan. Soon the original management got v& for using tuition money to pay for the server, so ZTC was left dealing with the boards being invaded with cancer.

The First Furry Invasion[edit]

Started in the early fall of 2007 due to the fact black person started spamming chans, people on RockstarChan didn't know the impending doom that lied ahead they decided to scoff off like the retards they are and the cancerous threads started multiplying. The blind new politicians of RockstarChan at the time didn't want any drama so furries began pouring in from all parts of the internet and Gaia Online causing small fires to some parts of the boards. This went on for almost a year until the traffic came to a complete halt.

The Second Furry Invasion[edit]

Later in the year of 2009 the /b/ boards were home to many sorts of Furries and hippies who decided to make smelly campgrounds of armpits. Preparing an attack on the NekoArc Network in part due to bros at the NekoArc Network were causing major butthurt to the furry community. Soon /b/ looked like a cesspool of "Which furry are you?" threads and "Gaia Online gold rate hacks". Apparent action had to be taken and by a vote of 22 to 1 ZTC was impeached as alpha mod. Soon the boards we're without mods and the shit hit the fan when the network started being DDoS'd and overrun by furry failure.

Darkgrammer and Old Mods Return[edit]

After all hope was lost the oldfag mods return with great fury and started swinging the banhammer uncontrollably hitting people left and right, occasionally civilians were killed in what is now known as The Great Furry Massacre, some being children. Many furries were lined up against a wall and executed by top RockstarChan mods.

A historical picture of war crimes of the Second Furry Invasion.
   
 
It was a bloody mess, the mods came in and started swinging the hammer[sic] away. Many of my brethren were killed that night some that I had sex recently with. I couldn't fap at all that night...
 

 
 

—A furry giving a statement in protective custody of Mikuchan.

   
 
i dunno, maybe the fucking hitler rap on the front of the (/i/) board? ...the banners with pictures of Nazi chicks? (Drawn, all Nazis are inbred hicks)... fail moderator is fail... suck on my cock, while i go reset my router.
 

 
 

—User raging hard about the new site style.

Rockstar Annexation[edit]

It was soon realized that the new mods had taken over the country and had impose there military might on the anon users of RockstarChan. The annexation and ethnic cleansing of RockstarChan was complete and the boards were given a new face lift along with some new mods and new Rules. NekoArc returned from eating delicious ramen, raped ZTC for what he did, and started doing shit again.

A new site look was created in order to celebrate our victorious win over the furries and Darkgrammer was elected defacto Fuhrer..

Jessi Slaughter's New Video[edit]

On August 06, 2010 Jessi Slaughter taunted /b/tards and the whole internets by claiming she was back with a vengance. Claiming in a new YouTube video that she was back and had l33t haxed her friends account to post the secret underground video. It was quickly deleted by her sane friend the first 5 minutes posted by Jessi, but with the quick actions of RockstarChan lurkers they managed to save the video was re-uploaded. Unfortunately for many, the account that had video that got pwnt Last Thursday, making Darkgrammer cry that he lost his main youtube and google accounts.

The Split[edit]

After deciding he didn't have enough control of the server that was being paid and operated by someone else, Darkgrammer took some of the jewgolds that he earned from ads he plastered on the site and proceded to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING and redirected it to a new domain which gets even less traffic than this site. Sometime later, an old backup was restored, making at least one admin butthurt over that happening.


   
 

(Anymou) BTW, reaper_man
(Anymou) you can stop deleting CP from the old RSC
(Anymou) none of the original mods/admin care
(Anymou) as a matter of fact, we want the old one to die the fuck off already.
(Anymou) neko likes the 1-2 people traffic a day it gets

 


 
 

Anymou, not wanting the old site to stay up

Using one of those everso popular chan ranking sites, it shows that the original site still gets more traffic than theirs, proving that he's quite anally pained.

IRC DRAMA[edit]

With tension brewing for several months (much like a keg of shit that's about to explode), drama happened when Kashiwaba Tomoe got banned from TsukiIRC for being his usual aspie self, he cried to Darkgrammer and Anymou to do smething about it. After some dicks were slapped around, they left in utter rage (or in tomoe's case, forever banned). Upon wanting revenge for their swollen asses, they decided to impersonate savetheinternet and tried to troll NekoArc into "donating" 4chon.org to him or dox would get dropped. In addition, tomoe told savetheinternet that his site was going to be raided, but failed to mention the fact that tomoe was the one that put forth the idea of "opening up a bunch of tabs with proxies and then posting crap on the boards". Failing with numerous phone calls and several musical messages over the span of a week, one of their dumbshit admins fapfapfap decided to drop inaccurate dox of NekoArc in several irc channels and several dead boards. Shortly after that happened, some people took notice and decided to dox Darkgrammer and possibly other admins from their clone site in a possible attempt to get them to fuck off.

Moar Butthurt[edit]

This is what happens when you do mad edits on ED

After Darkgrammer found that this page wasn't saying sweet things about his site anymore, he tried fix that. His "revisions" of all the bad stuff about him and his site an were reverted quite quickly, and faced the banhammer. He lost. Because he couldn't have his unwarranted self importance on this page anymore, he removed the link to this article on his site. Last Thursday, yours truly saw a notification on skype of a conversation and decided to take a look what was on it. Not surprisingly, Darkgrammer feeds more lies to try to make himself look good.

[-+]The log:[edit]

[7/18/2011 9:43:01 AM] Axl Powers: wat
[7/18/2011 9:43:50 AM] whihdd: give me a sec
[7/18/2011 9:44:01 AM] Axl Powers: what dev wanted whihd
[7/18/2011 9:45:34 AM] whihdd: [10:07] <+Deviance> Ok obviously we know there is two RSC's
[10:07] <+Deviance> DG's and Mine
[10:07] <+Deviance> I will be renaming ours
[10:07] <+Deviance> Wouldn't be fair to DG since he owns the name
[10:07] <+Provel> O_O
[10:08] <+Provel> srsly?
[10:08] <+Deviance> Yeah you think Neko will stop me?
[10:08] <+Provel> no, but
[10:08] <+Deviance> but what?
[10:08] <+Provel> nm
[10:09] <+Provel> we can point both to the server
[10:09] <+Deviance> That will not happen :/
[10:09] <+Provel> also
[10:10] <+Provel> rockstararmy and rockstarchan
[10:10] <+Provel> disregard also
[10:11] <+Provel> get more mods for the site
[10:11] <+Provel> there was a clusterfuck of cp earlier
[10:13] <+Deviance> Well having two boards having the same name is fucking shit up
[10:13] <+Deviance> Thus why I'm renaming ours cause Darkgrammer owns the RSC name
[10:14] <+Provel> yeah i meant pointing rsc and rsa to dg's server
[10:17] <+Deviance> And I said that will not happen
[10:17] <+Deviance> Neko has ownership of the domain not much I can do on that
[10:19] <+Provel> oh
[10:19] <+Provel> nm
[10:19] <+Deviance> I'll see what I can do
[7/18/2011 9:46:31 AM] Axl Powers: lol
[7/18/2011 9:46:40 AM] Axl Powers: yeah i doubt they'll point it to ours
[7/18/2011 9:46:53 AM] Axl Powers: lol
[7/18/2011 9:47:08 AM] Axl Powers: but it's good that you guys talked about both domains
[7/18/2011 9:47:46 AM] whihdd: also lol @ them still having server errors
[7/18/2011 9:47:59 AM] Axl Powers: yeah and we don't
[7/18/2011 9:48:08 AM] Axl Powers: we patched all of ours
[7/18/2011 9:48:18 AM] Axl Powers: and added a bunch of neat stuff for admins :P
[7/18/2011 9:48:32 AM] whihdd: I know :D
[7/18/2011 9:49:04 AM] Axl Powers: but yeah, we'll see what deviance does, if he does rename the site, it be cool cause no more rivalary between the two
[7/18/2011 9:49:18 AM] Axl Powers: specially since the old one HAS NO MODS!
[7/18/2011 9:49:19 AM] Axl Powers: lol
[7/18/2011 9:49:29 AM] whihdd: lol
[7/18/2011 9:49:58 AM] whihdd: he should just kill it and let neko go on with 4chon tbh
[7/18/2011 9:50:06 AM] Axl Powers: yea
[7/18/2011 9:50:15 AM] Axl Powers: RSC was originally my domain and my project
[7/18/2011 9:50:27 AM] Axl Powers: neko just took it over in promising i had FULL control
[7/18/2011 9:50:38 AM] Axl Powers: and one thing let to another and didn't wanna surrender the site
[7/18/2011 9:51:22 AM] whihdd: any idea why hes like that?
[7/18/2011 9:52:20 AM] Axl Powers: dunno he changed 2 years ago
[7/18/2011 9:52:29 AM] Axl Powers: when he started getting into the heavy anime stuff
[7/18/2011 9:52:38 AM] whihdd: loool
[7/18/2011 9:52:42 AM] Axl Powers: and tbh me and anymou we're like his close buds
[7/18/2011 9:52:55 AM] Axl Powers: we helped him on all his sites
[7/18/2011 9:52:59 AM] whihdd: go on
[7/18/2011 9:53:01 AM] Axl Powers: lol
[7/18/2011 9:53:20 AM] Axl Powers: but uh yeah, he started going all crazy recently
[7/18/2011 9:53:22 AM] Axl Powers: booting oldmods
[7/18/2011 9:53:29 AM] Axl Powers: all oldmods are no longer there
[7/18/2011 9:53:36 AM] Axl Powers: the only one there is deviance
[7/18/2011 9:53:40 AM] Axl Powers: and that's cause he needs him
[7/18/2011 9:53:47 AM] Axl Powers: if not he would of gotten booted as well
[7/18/2011 9:53:52 AM] Axl Powers: for newer mods
[7/18/2011 9:54:05 AM] Axl Powers: who will follow his every breath
[7/18/2011 9:54:13 AM] Axl Powers: lol
[7/18/2011 9:54:53 AM] whihdd: he hasnt said anything to me since the dox were released
[7/18/2011 9:55:16 AM] whihdd: but he hasnt removed my oper or my mod from 4chon
[7/18/2011 9:55:24 AM] Axl Powers: lol
[7/18/2011 9:55:34 AM] Axl Powers: but he doesn't know you had the original dox right?
[7/18/2011 9:55:43 AM] whihdd: i dont think so
[7/18/2011 9:55:47 AM] Axl Powers: it's funny he went after me, when fapfapfap was the one who spilled it
[7/18/2011 9:56:04 AM] Axl Powers: i love that he failed though
[7/18/2011 9:56:13 AM] Axl Powers: cause that phone number doesnt work
[7/18/2011 9:56:22 AM] Axl Powers: that adress, i've never live in them
[7/18/2011 9:56:26 AM] whihdd: no to mention he was already paranoid before that because of sti
[7/18/2011 9:56:31 AM] Axl Powers: that bank account ain't mine lol
[7/18/2011 9:56:47 AM] Axl Powers: sti?
[7/18/2011 9:57:01 AM] whihdd: savetheinternet
[7/18/2011 9:57:11 AM] whihdd: 4chon.net owner
[7/18/2011 9:57:44 AM] Axl Powers: oh
[7/18/2011 9:57:46 AM] Axl Powers: lol
[7/18/2011 9:57:48 AM] whihdd: the other dox that i dropped
[7/18/2011 9:57:52 AM] Axl Powers: yeah i heard of that
[7/18/2011 9:58:20 AM] Axl Powers: he's always been paranoid tbh
[7/18/2011 9:58:30 AM] Axl Powers: but i'm sure he's more now that his shit is out in the open
[7/18/2011 9:58:46 AM] whihdd: he denies the address
[7/18/2011 9:58:49 AM] Axl Powers: lol
[7/18/2011 9:58:53 AM] Axl Powers: nah it's the right one
[7/18/2011 9:58:57 AM] Axl Powers: lol
[7/18/2011 9:59:05 AM] Axl Powers: i know cause he gave it to me once
[7/18/2011 9:59:10 AM] whihdd: lol
[7/18/2011 9:59:13 AM] Axl Powers: to order some shit for him
[7/18/2011 9:59:17 AM] Axl Powers: back in the old days
[7/18/2011 9:59:38 AM] whihdd: also lol @ vern calling him
[7/18/2011 10:01:03 AM] whihdd: neko tried to play it cool when fap dropped
[7/18/2011 10:02:50 AM] Axl Powers: lol
[7/18/2011 10:04:53 AM] whihdd: btw we're going to try and develope MUD for my server
[7/18/2011 10:06:39 AM] Axl Powers: MUD?
[7/18/2011 10:06:42 AM] Axl Powers: wuts that
[7/18/2011 10:06:47 AM] Axl Powers: and sure w/e i can help yo
[7/18/2011 10:06:59 AM] whihdd: irc mmorpg pmuch
[7/18/2011 10:07:05 AM] Axl Powers: oh
[7/18/2011 10:07:08 AM] Axl Powers: coo
[7/18/2011 10:07:13 AM] Axl Powers: i want to make sovietcat.com
[7/18/2011 10:07:15 AM] Axl Powers: a toplist site
[7/18/2011 10:07:26 AM] whihdd: hmm
[7/18/2011 10:07:51 AM] whihdd: what type of site
[7/18/2011 10:09:06 AM] cathats2: the gay kind ;D
[7/18/2011 10:09:16 AM] Axl Powers: haha vern
[7/18/2011 10:09:23 AM] Axl Powers: for chans and shit
[7/18/2011 10:09:24 AM] Axl Powers: i guess
[7/18/2011 10:09:32 AM] Axl Powers: one to rival some toplist sites
[7/18/2011 10:09:39 AM] cathats2: olol
[7/18/2011 10:09:42 AM] Axl Powers: i have domain names that are laying around
[7/18/2011 10:09:44 AM] cathats2: also morning <3
[7/18/2011 10:09:45 AM] Axl Powers: i need to make use of them
[7/18/2011 10:09:48 AM] Axl Powers: lol
[7/18/2011 10:09:51 AM] Axl Powers: sup vern
[7/18/2011 10:09:52 AM] whihdd: i'd derp for ideas i
[7/18/2011 10:09:54 AM] Axl Powers: good morning :3
[7/18/2011 10:10:06 AM] whihdd: ask*
[7/18/2011 10:10:18 AM] cathats2: also, what happens if i call neko's box thingy
[7/18/2011 10:10:22 AM] cathats2: modem
[7/18/2011 10:10:26 AM] whihdd: nothing
[7/18/2011 10:10:33 AM] cathats2: could not remember what its called
[7/18/2011 10:10:35 AM] cathats2: :<
[7/18/2011 10:10:38 AM] whihdd: you have to smsbomb it
[7/18/2011 10:10:45 AM] cathats2: olol
[7/18/2011 10:10:54 AM] whihdd: it recieves texts
[7/18/2011 10:10:56 AM] Axl Powers: wtf
[7/18/2011 10:11:01 AM] Axl Powers: what is it dial up
[7/18/2011 10:11:03 AM] Axl Powers: lmao
[7/18/2011 10:11:16 AM] cathats2: i can just get one of my derp newfriends to smsbomb it
[7/18/2011 10:11:17 AM] whihdd: verizon mobile modem
[7/18/2011 10:11:35 AM] Axl Powers: lol
[7/18/2011 10:11:47 AM] Axl Powers: lol @ vern trollan neko
[7/18/2011 10:11:52 AM] whihdd: ^
[7/18/2011 10:12:19 AM] cathats2: idk why, but alot of people think im stupid or something :<
[7/18/2011 10:12:39 AM] cathats2: i guess cause im a derp in irc alot ;~;
[7/18/2011 10:12:46 AM] cathats2: also
[7/18/2011 10:12:51 AM] whihdd: Vern' <3
[7/18/2011 10:12:55 AM] whihdd: oops
[7/18/2011 10:12:56 AM] cathats2: why does my face feel like i have glasses on
[7/18/2011 10:13:19 AM] whihdd: no clue
[7/18/2011 10:13:39 AM] whihdd: mine feels that way because i do
[7/18/2011 10:13:54 AM] Axl Powers: lol
[7/18/2011 10:13:59 AM] Axl Powers: vern wat, stupid?
[7/18/2011 10:14:08 AM] Axl Powers: nah dawg you come off as a ultranerd
[7/18/2011 10:14:09 AM] Axl Powers: lol
[7/18/2011 10:14:48 AM] cathats2: :<
[7/18/2011 10:14:52 AM] cathats2: lol
[7/18/2011 10:14:53 AM] whihdd: lol
[7/18/2011 10:15:04 AM] Axl Powers: nah its a good thing
[7/18/2011 10:15:07 AM] cathats2: and provel, it feels like i have them on after i wear them all day
[7/18/2011 10:15:12 AM] cathats2: i know lol ;D
[7/18/2011 10:15:19 AM] Axl Powers: provel comes off as cheese
[7/18/2011 10:15:31 AM] whihdd: or drunk
[7/18/2011 10:15:48 AM] Axl Powers: when i think of provel, i feel like im talking to an inanimate object, a cheese
[7/18/2011 10:15:57 AM] cathats2: lol
[7/18/2011 10:15:59 AM] whihdd: lol
[7/18/2011 10:16:00 AM] Axl Powers: like a roll of cheese
[7/18/2011 10:16:03 AM] Axl Powers: with a mouth
[7/18/2011 10:16:07 AM] cathats2: also
[7/18/2011 10:16:08 AM] Axl Powers: that's what provel feels like
[7/18/2011 10:16:09 AM] Axl Powers: lol
[7/18/2011 10:16:15 AM] cathats2: y so call
[7/18/2011 10:16:21 AM] Axl Powers: call?
[7/18/2011 10:16:26 AM] whihdd: it aint easy being cheesy
[7/18/2011 10:16:30 AM] Axl Powers: lol
[7/18/2011 10:16:39 AM] Axl Powers: do they mature you to perfection provel
[7/18/2011 10:16:42 AM] Axl Powers: lol
[7/18/2011 10:16:44 AM] cathats2: this shows that there was a group call ( ._.)
[7/18/2011 10:16:58 AM] whihdd: 27 years next month
[7/18/2011 10:17:03 AM] cathats2: which is why i could see yalls convo
[7/18/2011 10:17:09 AM] Axl Powers: nice
[7/18/2011 10:17:17 AM] Axl Powers: 24 on oct
[7/18/2011 10:17:29 AM] cathats2: also
[7/18/2011 10:17:41 AM] cathats2: if i was able to see your hardchat
[7/18/2011 10:17:48 AM] whihdd: Vern, this is a group chat
[7/18/2011 10:17:50 AM] cathats2: neko probably will too ( ._.)
[7/18/2011 10:18:09 AM] cathats2: cause he is in the group chat
[7/18/2011 10:18:15 AM] whihdd: neko isnt on so no he cant
[7/18/2011 10:18:24 AM] cathats2: olol
[7/18/2011 10:18:24 AM] cathats2: ok
[7/18/2011 10:18:27 AM] cathats2: good c:
[7/18/2011 10:18:38 AM] whihdd: lrn2 skype
[7/18/2011 10:18:44 AM] Axl Powers: boot him from group nigs
[7/18/2011 10:18:56 AM] *** whihdd removed Arcueid from this conversation. ***

Closure[edit]

After getting v& and people not caring, both sites disappeared for what seems to to be forever more, with one redirecting to 888chan, and another going to some shitty forum. As of late though, an older archive was been mostly been brought online from the older days with BROKEN IMAGES EVERYWHERE.

Boards[edit]

- Rockstar shit - Boards that help shit up the site.

  • /rsc/ - Rockstar Discussions - This is where all the mods and the mods fag up the place with their update bullshit. Also historical records are kept here of the Rockstar's accomplishments.
  • /dev/ - Site Development and Beta Testing

- General Boards - More dead boards

  • /b/ - Random
  • /a/ - Animu & Grorius Nippon
  • /mg/ - Music & Uploads
  • /tech/ - In science we trust
  • /troll/ - Art of Trolling
  • /vg/ - Video Games
  • /x/ - Paranormal

- Community Boards - More dead boards used for dumping

- Pr0nz Boards - Boards the staff use for dumping.

- Beta Boards - Boards that are more dead than the boards above. Most likely will not be deleted.

  • /hr/- High Resolution
  • /ca/- Creative Arts

Schutzstaffel[edit]

Historical Rockstar Military Gallery Archives[edit]

See Also[edit]

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