Romeo Rose

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Romeo Rose (Powerword: Larramie Houston Busby aka Larry Busby aka Jim Paris) is a 40-something-year-old upstanding gentleman from Austin, Texas who, at the age of 39, posted a want ad on the internet looking for his dream girl, which is completely normal and acceptable in our society. He received his first dose of actual female attention, other than his mom, from a curious news reporter, and it spiraled into a whirlwind of internet fame and women being taken on beautiful, romantic dates where he writes them poetry and gives them flowers. He is known for being the white guy who pulls out a guitar at parties, his glaringly-fake, ultra-white veneers, twice the size of normal teeth, which cover up years of poor dental hygiene, and his photography company which he uses to coerce young women to wear as little as possible. During these paid photo shoots for which he promised the models $10,000 each (Which he has admitted he had absolutely no intent or means of paying them), he spreads out rose petals, has the photographer take pictures of his shitty poetry, and makes out with the uncomfortable and uninterested girls, who appear to be glassy-eyed and frightened. When questioned about his activities, Romeo admitted on Tinychat to EDiots that he promised to pay the women to make out with him and then he never did, which for prostitutes is probably considered to be a crime like theft.

He has since moved on to threatening women who don't have sex with him, restraining orders filed against him by an ex-girlfriend, and generally being an all-around awesome person.


The Desperate Request Heard Round the World[edit]

The Crack Whore Incident[edit]

Romeo's relationship with someone's grandma at this point had ended due to a problem he couldn't resolve. He moved down to Texas to continue his love quest without risking going to prison, since whenever he was within 100 miles of his ex-girlfriend, he aggressively, romantically observed her. It all began when Romeo decided to check myspace for prospects of a relationship. Miraculously he actually found a beautiful woman named Brandy Dawn. She warned him that she had a violent criminal history, but being the true romantic that he is, Romeo invited her and a friend of hers to a bar, where he bought them almost $100.00 worth of drinks, and then invited them back to his apartment on the more plush side of Austin. The friend left to go to work around 11 PM, at which time Romeo began immediately begging Brandy for sex. She convinced Romeo to buy her 200$ worth of Crack, and in exchange, he could eat out her used cum dumpster for 5 minutes. He said it was the "sweetest thing he had ever tasted". After several minutes of desperate, dog-like tonguefucking, she decided to stop letting him waste her time and coerced him into purchasing another $200.00 worth of crack. Romeo, panicking due to the fact that he had already spent $500.00 on one prostitute, laid out rose petals and wrote poetry for her, and had yet to actually fuck her, decided in his infinite wisdom to take his guitar and leave the house. He told Brandy he was going to pawn it, but in reality he just wandered the streets for hours. When he returned, Brandy was gone, along with his laptop, sound equipment and any money that had been inside.

She also convinced her friends that he still owed her money, so he ended up crying himself to sleep as giant angry men pounded on his door to open up.

The lesson a reasonable man would learn would be to not invite convicted felons into their home and buy them cocaine.
However, Romeo is a savant and decided the lesson was to blame all drugs for his stupidity, even though he himself stated he bought it because he thought she would be more likely to have sex with him if she had lower inhibitions due to getting high.


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Moving to Austin to escape jail, because he battered a bitch[edit]

IN THE FAMILY COURT OF CABELL COUNTY, WEST VIRGINIA Susan E. Chapman,
Petitioner v. Larramie H. Busby, Respondent Family Court Civil Action No.
09-DV-1292 Magistrate Court Case No. 09-D-1320 Order of Publication Domestic
Violence 1. The object of this suit is to obtain protection from domestic
violence. 2. The object of this publication by Class I legal advertisement is
to notify Respondent of the EMERGENCY PROTECTIVE ORDER prohibiting the above-
named Respondent from abusing, harassing, stalking, threatening, intimidating
or engaging in conduct that places Petitioner and/or the child(ren) and/or
incapacitated person(s) named in the ORDER in a reasonable fear of bodily
injury. TO THE ABOVE NAMED RESPONDENT: It appearing by evidence duly taken in
this action that you could not be found in or that you have left the State of
West Virginia, you are hereby notified of the ORDER following immediately
below. This EMERGENCY PROTECTIVE ORDER will remain in effect until the final
hearing on this matter is held. The final hearing will be held at the
above-named family court, located at Room 303, 750 5th Avenue, Cabell County
Courthouse on Feb. 17th, 2010 at 8:30 a.m. The final hearing may result in the
issuance of a final domestic violence protective order and will be held
whether or not you appear. Jan. 6, 2010 Adell Chandler LH- 748765 1-7-10

Source: The Herald-Dispatch. Date: 07-Jan-10

The email she sent Romeo, the wife beater

You know I have cancer on my face, you saw it and even commented on it for the past 2 years! Call the Dr and see if I have an appointment! You know it's all true...you can't stand it that I am finally thinking about myself instead of taking care of you! That shit about those women is all a DREAM...I have told you over and over YOU ARE A DREAMER AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN FOR YOU, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOU MUST KNOW THAT'S THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!! you will never, ever in your wildest dreams save up that kind of money! You have been in Austin 6 months and have nothing!!

I'M NOT READING ALL THIS OTHER BULLSHIT, YOU ARE WASTING TOO MUCH OF MY TIME ALREADY! JUST KEEP YOUR DREAMS TO YOURSELF! YOU ARE BECOMING WHAT YOU HAVE MADE FUN OF ALL YOUR LIFE AS WITH YOUR FAMILY AND THAT IS HOW MUCH OF A BUNCH OF TRASH THEY REALLY ARE!! YOU MADE FUN OF THEM FOR HAVING FOOD STAMPS, LIVING IN RUN DOWN PLACES, EVEN IN THE PROJECTS AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE HEADED!! IT'S KARMA! YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE TOO MUCH DAMAGE IN YOUR LIFE AND IT'S COMING BACK TO HAUNT YOU!! YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR FUTURE, IT'S HEADING RIGHT FOR YOU!! ALL YOU HAVE BEEN ALL YOUR LIFE IS A DREAMER AND SOMEONE WHO MAKES EXCUSES FOR NOT ADVANCING IN LIFE....MOST IMPORTANTLY YOU HAVE TREATED THOSE WHO HAVE TRIED TO HELP YOU LIKE SHIT AND YOU ARE GETTING EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

HERE'S ALL YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT AND IT'S ONLY 2 WORDS......I AM! I know you won't get that concept but if you think about it perhaps you will!!

I AM SO GLAD THIS TIME YOU ARE NO WHERE AROUND ME AND THIS BATTLE, AND PROBABLY YOUR LAST ONE, WILL FACE YOU HEAD ON AND YOU CAN'T STOP IT.....DECISIONS YOU HAVE MADE IN YOUR SORRY LIFE AND HOW YOU TREATED PEOPLE IS COMING YOUR WAY, PAYBACK IS A BITCH, AIN'T IT!!!

I really don't care if you believe me or not and I'm tired of repeating myself over and over. Bottom line, I have much more than you and you can't stand it! I have over $1200 in both my checking and savings accounts and have paid the deductibles of $1500 and have paid a loan back in 5 months of $3000, took a trip to Austin, bought tickets for another trip that I'll redeem later on, probably going to Vegas or Hawaii and my bills are paid along with the taxes that I paid early! AND I have the air conditioner on in my house 24/7! Just think about this in your coming weeks of sweltering heat in your place.....if you would of allowed me to continue to make money all these years we would have plenty! You got me kicked off eBay because I was making more money than you and you couldn't stand it! I have always been good at business matters and will continue to be! From now on, the rest of my life I plan on taking a vacation at least every 3 months, and I thank you for that as when I visited there I decided I really love flying and going places! My goal is to see a sunset in every state in the country, perhaps not Alaska but the other 49 states although we are going to pick up Puerto Rico as a state very soon!

Yeah, right the girl in the video stole your shit....hahaha, then why are you smiling at her...you must of fucked her!! hahaha! you are a waste of time! Is she what you call "pretty"?????? hahahaha!! You had much better than that with me even though I am old and ugly!

Do what you gotta do, I'm not reading any more lies and deceit and dreaming from you! I'll put up a marker here lies a dreamer and a person who made excuses for life! You can sit there in that ivory tower and dream dreams and make excuses for where you ass is but when the man comes and locks the door behind you and says get out perhaps reality will sit in with you but perhaps not! You'll probably continue to dream dreams and make up more excuses! It's Karma and nothing you can do will stop it, it's hitting you straight on!

you know I really wanted to like you but I guess that is being stupid on my part. Just go away, I've had enough! No self respecting woman would even consider dating you...much less fuck you if you are on food stamps!!! Well, perhaps you can fuck some crack head with food stamps!! hahahaha! Don't email me back, you have hit rock bottom with me, you are nothing but low life scum to me! Have fun in the projects!

RoRo on EDF[edit]

After being made MEGA MOD on EDF.
One bill for each inch.
He hid two inches of the tape measure under his shirt, but everyone knows you start measuring from the butthole.

Much to everyone's surprise, Romeo pulled a super alpha move and made an account on ED's forum, in an attempt to blend in with the local natives and make friends.
He contributed walls of text and forced bravado in an attempt to communicate, threatened EDF staff and vowed he would prosecute, and posted photos of a horrible, shriveled object that has yet to be identified. Due to being extremely overqualified, the administration of EDF decided to make Romeo Rose a Mega Mod out of fear and respect for him. He has since become the most benevolent ruler that EDF has yet to experience.









What are you gonna do when I find you? CALL THE COPS, BITCH IT WILL BE TOO LATE.


On his Powerful Love Quest to Find a Boyfriend-Free Girl in the world's largest wasteland, Romeo made yet another genius decision on EDF2 and entered into a friendly chat with a girl on EDF in a private message after mistaking her for an administrator, believing he found a girl who actually liked him. Later he was invited to talk to Ediots on Tinychat, but he ignored everyone who asked interesting questions such as, "What does a prostitute's vagina taste like?", in order to focus on the only girl who was present. This conversation resulted in him sending her unsolicited and unwanted photos as well as confiding in her that he had no friends and trying to blackmail the female EDiot with nude photos of Mackenzie Kelly in exchange for pictures of her tits, and she responded by posting everything he said to her in his thread. Afterwards, she apologized and claimed bipolar disorder, so he immediately forgave her for some reason and agreed to a Skype call. Things quickly turned ugly when he found out she was recording, resulting in a series of autistic expletives, including:

To this day, Romeo Rose blames one female EDiot for his troubles at ED, and outright ignored the fact that she did not write his article or create his thread on EDF. Even when confronted by Rodion, the article's author, Romeo had very little anger for him and was still mad BECAUSE GIRL DENIED HIM SEX. It's okay, we know the real reason he hates her.



The conversation was quickly uploaded to the interbutts before the EDiot fled into the Witness Protection Program.
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How the West Was Won[edit]

Hey bruh aren't you supposed to be a rockstar
Average man's thoughts before bedtime
 
I am looking for a decent girl that wants to be in a long term monogamus relationship with me.

I want the girl to be attractive.

I like girls that are thin, or with a toned or athletic build. A average build is fine too, just as long as you are not over weight. I will not date a overweight or fat girl.

I like girls that are 130 pounds or less. Of course weight needs to be in proportion to their height, as long as they aren’t considered overweight, they should be fine.

Being overweight is a total dealbreaker with me.

I also like girls with long hair. I like a girl to look like a girl, not a man, I like a feminine, pretty girl. I like hair down to the shoulders at least. Sometimes I can make exceptions if it is shorter depending on how it looks on the girl. But for the most part, I love long hair.

Redheads are my favorite, next is Brunettes, and next is Blondes, in that order. I like all 3, but I’m just saying if I had to choose, that’s my order of preference.

I will not date a Black girl. I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry, I will not ever date a Black girl.

However, I will date any other race, Hispanic, Mexican, Spanish, Russian, Italian, French, European, White, whatever, anything except Black.

I do not like glasses on a girl. Although, it’s not a dealbreaker, as long as she can wear contacts at least most of the time.*
*"Your physical imperfections disgust me. Excuse me, my teeth are quite literally rotting out of my skull and I need to vomit."

I do not ever want to have kids, so if a girl is wanting to have babies, I am not her man.*
*THANK GOD.

I will not date a girl that does not have a job or career.

I am not looking for any type of woman that is materialistic or a gold digger or expects a man to pay for everything.*
*Has offered women tens of thousands of dollars to sleep with him and pretend they love him.

I do not like tattoos on a woman. If a woman already has tattoos, it may not be a deal breaker unless she plans to get more in the future. If a woman has something small and feminine like a butterfly or rose already on her ankle or something then it may not necessarily be a dealbreaker. And it would also help if she would consider having them laser removed, something I might would even pay to have done for her.

To me, tattoos just represent white trash or someone that’s been in prison. I do not care for following trends like mindless sheep and getting tats just because what ever Star on TV got them, they will always be a symbol of White Trash. The Female human body is the most beautiful work of Art God ever created, to tattoo it with ink is the same as vandalising a famous Monet painting with a can of spray paint!

I also do not like piercings on a woman. I do not like a woman to have anything pireced other than her Ears. If she has other piercings it’s not a dealbreaker as long as she removes them and never wears them again.

I do not like gamblers. I will not be in any relationship with a woman that gambles or wastes money on such things.

I do not like strippers! I will not date any girl that has ever been a stripper. I believe that the only person that should ever see a womans naked body is only her boyfriend or husband.

I will not date any girl that has ever had a threesome, or a large number of past sexual partners. I do not want a promiscuous slut, I want a normal, decent, good hearted girlfriend.

I will not date any girl that can not always be honest & faithful to me. This is very important.

I prefer a girl that does not smoke, but as long as she does not smoke in my house or around me, if she can go outside and smoke, then I can live with that. I lived with my ex girlfriend for Eleven years, and she was a smoker.*
*Noticed how he capitalized the number of years? Autism.

I will not date any girl if she is still friends with any men that she has been intimate with in the past, I believe once a relationship with someone is over, it’s OVER.*
*Broke up with his girlfriend 5 years ago, made compilation video of her pictures on Youtube 1 year ago, talks about her even when trying to pick up other women...

I will not date a selfish woman. I do not like selfish women at all.

I do not like sarcastic or cynical people, I do not like people that always think negatively either, so that type of girl would also not be a good match for me.

I know sometimes on my website here, I may seem like a negative person because I point out sooooo many things that I dislike, but I assure you I am a very positive person, I am just tring to put out here my likes/dislikes so you can know more about me and what type of girl may get along with me.

I do not expect a girl to agree with all of my beliefs or opinions etc, but I do not like to argue, and it’s very important that we can live in peace together if at some point the girl & I live together. I like to live in a quiet & peaceful environment. That is extremely important to me.

I like a girl that dresses on the conservative side. Not like a slut, and not anything weird. Just normal is fine. T-Shirt & Jeans are OK. But a girl in a dress really gets my heart racing! I also love it when a girl wears a mini skirt with boots, not cowboy boots, but sexy boots. Or high heels, I love spiked high heels!

I like a girl that takes care of herself and keeps herself clean of course.

I love it when a girl wears sexy lingerie in the bedroom! Especially thigh highs!

I need a girl that can be very warm & affectionate and loving.

It’s also nice if the girl has a big heart and appreciates simples things, and understands the value of sentimental things etc.

I like a girl that appreciates romance and the art of courtship.

Kissing is one of my most favorite things to do with a girl, it’s very important. I also love to hold a girls hand when I am walking with her. And I love sleeping beside a girl and holding her close to me, and spooning with her. In fact THAT is the reason I named this website “Sleepless In Austin” because I haven’t had a single good nights sleep in years, ever since my relationship ended with my ex-girlfriend.

And yes, I also liked the movie Sleepless in Seattle, haha

It dosen’t matter at all to me how big or small a girls breasts are. I prefer them to be real & natural though. I am against breast implants, I see that as unnecessary self mutilation, and I would not want a girlfriend that has breast implants.*
*lol dosen't. I guess this explains why Mackenzie Kelly got breast implants.

I prefer a woman that has never had children, because having kids does ruin a womans body often times. They end up with stretch marks. And also sometimes it makes their vagina looser, and I don’t care how many kegel exercises a woman does, after she has 2 or 3 eight to ten pound babies, you can’t tell me it’s going to be 100% as tight as it ever was! Plus, what’s even worse than all of that, is sometimes during childbirth the lips/vulva of a woman get torn and they never look the same as the did originally even after they heal, that’s why some women even get cosmetic reconstructive surgery to their vulvas after childbirth to try and regain their original appearance.

Now I’m not saying having had a kid or two is a for sure dealbreaker for me, but it’s a case by case basis, and I prefer a woman that’s never had kids if possible. My ex-girlfriend that I was with for Eleven years never had kids, she couldn’t because of a hysterectomy at a young age.

I like to get a lot of attention in a relationship, and I like to give it as well.

I also have a high sex drive, as well. 

Photography Company/Get Pussy quick scheme[edit]

Romeo is an aspiring artist and believes that he is a talented photography, musician, and director. So in his opinion, with all this sudden internet fame clearly related to his talent, he is entitled to a set of groupies. But he soon realized when his adds had been ignored that he would have to step up his game a notch. This sparked the brilliant idea that he would promise thousands of dollars to young desperate girls for a movie shoot. After months of waiting, apparently the advert went answered, and within the first shoot he began attempting to blackmail the model into becoming his girlfriend and giving up a sexual favor. It is a mystery how she escaped and was able to post her warning. His music style can be described as the sounds of a 14 year old's first guitar lesson geared towards playing a Nickelback song and lyrics about Romeo's thug life

After a multi-platinum music selling career and his great photography prospects, Romeo Rose now wants to look after your pets and children. Many are left wondering how could such a talented man need money in such a menial job that we all once did back in high school. Romeo and his lucky RR medallion have truly seen some hard times in this changing economy. The man who thinks the CIA bugs him and it is OK to try blackmailing photography models for sex, would make the perfect babysitter for your warm family.

Judge Not, Romeo, Lest Ye Be Judged[edit]

Our hero once appeared on Judge Judy, sporting a masculine haircut, and complained that a portrait of his girlfriend tattooed on his arm with the words "Silly Girl" underneath it was "terrifying".

Judge Judy disagreed, telling him it was lovely and sided with the tattoo artist, basically telling Rose to grow up because you can't sue someone due to your own bad decisions.

Health and Nutrition for Man-Children[edit]

ROMEO ROSE SAUCE


Romeo considers his gangly, paunchy frame to be attractive to the opposite sex, despite all evidence to the contrary. As a result of hanging around other attention seekers who make pointless "fitness" videos, he occasionally makes videos of a "How-To" nature that are so ridiculously amazing that they capture the imagination of all who witness them. He mostly subsists on gourmet meals of tabasco sauce and bread, which as EDiots pointed out, is not much better than food they can eat at summer camp.


How to Make a Salad Inedible

Romeo's Final Soliloquy[edit]

Romeo had enough of EDF's horrible mean-spirited pranks and decided to let them have it.
He claimed that his actions under the identity of "Romeo Rose" were meant to be Andy Kaufman-esque and he was totally acting retarded on purpose.

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A stern warning to all of the people that have websites about me, blogs about me, and Twitter and Facebook pages about me, etc, etc…

What you are doing is considered harassment, libel, defamation of character, online stalking, invading my privacy and cyber-bullying… There are laws to protect me from that, and I will be seeing you in court much sooner than you think!

No one has any permissions whatsoever to use my image, likeness, photos of me, screenshots of my conversations etc. I have not given anyone consent to any of that, and you will be paying the consequences of your actions soon.

Things are already in the works.

I am Romeo Rose… I am the creator of the Sleepless In Austin website. I no longer own that domain.

I am also a performance artist inspired by Andy Kaufman as seen here

Today marks the Ten year anniversary of a joke I’ve been playing on the world, although until now, I have been the only person aware that this has all been a joke.

The last 10 years has been my personal tribute to Andy Kaufman…

Everything the public & press has seen regarding me has been nothing more than an elabrorate work of performance art at it’s most extreme.

I guess now that I’ve made this confession or revelation to the rest of the world, they can join in on the laughter that I’ve been having myself at the expense of the world all this time ;’)

It’s been fun, who knows maybe someone will do a documentary on this someday haha.

I’m on to my next project now.

Romeo Rose


Romeo Returns...for the 12th Time...And Quits[edit]

On 2 January 2016 Romeo Rose posted this cryptic message on EDF2:

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He then went on to make a couple more posts about how if anyone is to see his username somewhere else on the net (e.g. Tinychat, etc.) and they are not on video then it is not really him. And with that, he was gone. For the eleventh time. There were differing opinions on whether or not this latest flounce would be his last, with many of the ED community predicting his return. However, after two weeks it looked as if he was truly gone, until one EDiot found this:

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Romeo instantly complies with an anonymous text telling him to go somewhere

Romeo, using the highly accurate and truthful username "nogirlfriendin6years," had made a dating profile on a site called POF. Basically, he was finally admitting what everyone had known all along: that he was an ugly loser with a bad personality and now he would finally admit it in hopes of getting some pity sex from some pathetic chick. Then, literally within just over one hour of that post, Romeo was back on EDF2. He called what he wrote on his dating profile "Reverse Psychology" and, because ever anxious to wind up on the prestigious website "Megan's Law," posted another video on YouTube which is basically a How To Guide for Date Rape. Romeo created a new YouTube channel with his new video persona YouTube Favicon.png Dylan Harris (a merger of his two favorite killers: DYLAN klebold and eric HARRIS - GET IT????) He claims to be filming from Atlanta, but anyone watching the video can't help but notice that he's obviously filming it in a fucking closet (appropriately enough), and later in EDF one of the admins confirmed his IP address was still coming from Austin.

Sex Tips From a Guy Filming in a Closet
(NOTE: Romeo baleeted these videos from YouTube but luckily they were already DL'd)


As the Democratic Debates were playing in Cytube, one EDiot sent Romeo and anonymous text asking him if he would like to join. Since Romeo has no fucking life whatsoever and is gullible enough to think people might want to be his friends, he promptly logged into Cytube for all of two minutes before realizing that he was only there to be mocked, and quickly left. Romeo then returned to the forums and began posting giant tl;dr textwalls in which he mistook users texts to him as a sign that they liked him. He then laid out his plans for the internets and thoughts on EDiots in great detail:

  1. Sell all but one of his guitars because he has no other source of income.
  2. Post videos of himself promoting daterape to piss off Austin, Texas feminists.
  3. Post elsewhere online using his mysterious new legal name which no one knows.
  4. "Raise Hell" elsewhere on the net.
  5. Insult all members of ED and EDF2 in general.
  6. ????
  7. PROFIT!

Romeo then concluded his 12th emoquit with the textwalls listed below. EDF anxiously awaits his inevitable return.

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The Return[edit]

Romeo returned to the forums mid January and immediately posted a new cock photo as well as some introspective quotes. The topics of his rant had to do with sexuality and confessions to some deviant behavior. These include but are not limited to:

   
 
Best seats on the bus is up front where girls sit straight across from you if you watch them real close in the summer when they uncross their legs you can see their panties, once I saw pussy when she wasn't waering anything Sometimes I like to jerk off before I go to a store and rub cum on my hand so when I pay for something the girl touches my hand with the cum on it and she never realizes haha
 

 
 

Romeo Rose on why we should remove this article.

   
 
Sometimes when I go to strip clubs, I don't normally tip, but sometimes I will stick a dollar in their thong and act like im super drunk and stick my finger on their vulva and feel it quickly. I make it look like I'm a stumbling drunk and just having a hard time sticking the money in her thong but that's a easy way to cop a cheap thrill feel lol
 

 
 

— Romeo Rose on how to prove he isn't desperate or creepy

   
 
I should change my name legally to Dylan Harris haha I love those guys, it makes me so happy knowing the parents of the kids they killed will never get to see their children again, their pain and torment they feel just makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside.


 


 
 

—Romeo Rose on how he feels about columbine.

   
 
There's a sucker born every minute and lots of dumb blondes that are pretty but are dumb.

I got sex with one girl last year all because I told her I worked at the DPS(dmv) and that I could get her a fake ID made... so she had sex with me on 5 different occasions all for the promise I made to her of being able to pull that off.
 


 
 

—Romeo Rose disclosing a possible pædos moment

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