Rubén Puig Lecegui
|Remember kids - true Pokémon masters don't shit in hotel corridors!|
The tale of Rubén Puig Lecegui (moar liek Pooben Pooey Lecegui, amirite?) and his fall from grace is a tragic story about what happens when the pressures of the world of championship level Pokémon battling just gets too much for a mortal man to bear.
Once the darling of the respected and prestigious Pokémon championship circuit and two-time winner of the Pokémon Masters Division, like so many sporting legends before him, Lecegui threw it all away. Not for drugs or women or anything like that, but for the simple pleasure of defecating the corridor of a Holiday Inn and then throwing it at people.
Shit Goes Down
The foul business started on the evening of March 3rd 2012, following an action-packed day of battling at the UK Pokémon Video Game Championships which, this year were being held in Birmingham - a somewhat fitting location, given the events that transpired, as anybody who's ever had the misfortune of visiting Birmingham will no doubt tell you.
The trainers (as well as their parents and any pedophiles that had been successful in their pursuit of supple young boys that day) had retired to their hotel rooms for the night, when they were suddenly and unexpectedly awoken by 20-year-old Lecegui and his fellow members of the Spanish team...
—The testimony of one of the trainers in attendance
Shit Gets Real
—Dave Schwimmer, Pokémon organised play manager and Ross from Friends.
Nintendo took a dim view of Lecegui's shitty Spanish shenanigans and were quick to denounce this shamefur dispray, stripping him of his title and crowning the event's runner up the new champion, leaving Lecegui's otherwise promising career as a Pokémon master in tatters.
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