Last Thursday, the first horseman of the apocalypse appeared in the form of Rudy Eugene, a nigger zombie who ate a hobo's (Ronald Poppo) face. Some argue that this was the result of his intake of bath salts, but we at Encyclopedia Dramatica see the truth, that the zombies are coming, and all the predictions about 2012 are coming true.
Rudy Eugene, 31 gorged himself upon up to 75 per cent of the vagrant's facial tissue in a feeding frenzy of Fulciesque fury before finally being subdued by local law enforcement officers. Early reports have detailed "a number of shots" as having put an end to the incident however, it would appear that these were all to the torso, which has resulted in a number of scientists coming to question the validity of the commonly held belief that the termination of any undead threat is only possible through the destruction of its brain-stem. Some argue that the bullets may have ricoched within the body, which at that time was in rigor mortis thereby offering greater resistance to egress, and are therefore advising that any persons encountered suspected of being undead are shot in the head "just to be on the safe side".
Join the movement
Do you get a hard on just thinking about brains? Follow these simple steps to insure your nude sprinting down the street in no time!
- 1. Go to your local smoke shop or gas station.
- 2. Buy some Bath Salts and smoke it out of daddy's crack pipe.
- 3. ?????
- 4. Profit