SOHH.com (Support Online Hip-Hop) is a place for gay wiggers to talk about cRap music using their native tongue of ebonics. The website has been recognized in television and print media including WIRED magazine, Seventeen, Rap Pages, The Source, Black Enterprise, ESSENCE, The New York Times, Rolling Stone, Vibe Magazine and MTV. This means it is TOTALLY AUTHENTIC.
It all started in the "Just Bugging Out" (possibly Niggaspeak for "Low Blood Chicken") section of the SOHH forums with a thread titled *Stands in the middle of street and calls 4Chan out, created by user "iSoulja-B0y"* here. A new thread was then created, here. Given the sheer volume of Niggers in jail, this sort of "goading the hurricane" behavior makes perfect sense.
It could have ended here. However, several users, including iSoulja-B0y and DominicanBred continued the shit-talking, prompting further action.
Typical niggerish interactions on SOHH.com include:
- Bragging about how much money they (don't) make
- The speed with which their Wal-Mart plastic hub spinners rotate
- How many whyte wimmenz they've given the African-Injected Dick Sickness (AIDS) to
Typical niggerish administration on SOHH.com:
—Steven Samuels, Chief Technology Officer, 4CoNTRoL Media
With registration being locked down, /b/rethren had no initial spamming option. However, several users, most of importance iSoulja-B0y, chose to use such retarded passwords as "souljaboy". In typical fashion, this was discovered quickly, and the door was opened. An enterprising anon created a phishing site, and the usernames began to fall. Subsequent posts showed long-time users with 10K+ posts had fallen to the phish, as only a dumb nigger would. Additionally, several users fell to the nimp.
The shit talking did not cease, even with the threat of increased munitions. With the moderators kept busy, nobody in high command noticed the Low Orbital Ion Cannons being put into place. Gigs of needless bandwidth was taken from them, achieving a quasi-DDoS on the site. The well-known vulnerabilities of vB were utilized to kick people off the board, and their md5 hashes were stolen when they logged back in. Rainbow tables and brutes were utilized to crack them until a few admin passwords were found. With such a tremendous force thrown at him in such a short amount of time, the nigger's natural response was to fall back on what gets it through the average welfare day: more tough talk and absurd claims of a Pyrrhic victory. Anonymous immediately responded by taking down the entire forum.
SOHH.com refugees spread to the remaining hip-hop communities, such as AllHipHop.com and DatPiff.com. A few strike teams followed the Pro-Nigger Faction refugees to their new sanctuaries to measure resistance and preach the wrath of a mobilized Anonymous. The Low Orbital Cannons were ordered to retreat, and the strategic zerg rush of Anonymous was brought back into the planning stages for the next devastating assault on this atrocious cultural blight on the internet. Many black persons and wiggers became downright fearful and ratted out their fellow kin, while others were even baleeting their accounts in fear.
By 15:00 EST on June 25th, the SOHH forums were down. Following this, the BWRAEP turned toward the SOHH main page, which was brought down for around 20 minutes at 15:30. The forums popped back up just in time for the planned 6 p.m. raid and were promptly shut down. /b/tards continued to purposefully leak the main page's bandwidth instead of taking it completely down.
At some point between 20:30 and 22:00, the /b/tards redirected their attention to www.allhiphop.com, where many of the Soulja Boy fantards had taken refuge. It was burned to the ground in the same fashion and shut down.
SOHH.com struggled to stand up for the first time after the attack on June 26th. It remains inaccessible to the public. AHH.com and DatPiff.com continue to be refugee camps for the Pro-Nigger Faction fleeing the ruins of SOHH. The only butthurt Pro-Nigger faction counterattacks so far has been to troll this article and to post on 4chan about how white/nerdy/virgin/emo they are.
—Felicia Palmer, Founder and Original
rousing shit speech was made on 4chan at the end of the third raid:
—Anon, how to think nigger
As SOHH.com was out and out, the old forum was briefly repopulated by faction leaders in the early hours of the morning. Registrations were soon closed, but many of our soldiers managed to get in. As a result of this, there are currently operations underway to make sure this site does not achieve any sort of prosperity.
Meanwhile, the refugees from SOHH.com that managed to do a barrel roll and escape are being steadily hunted down by the current crew of what has been dubbed loosely 'Project Nigger'. A combination of BWraep, fearmongering, and phishing is being employed to extract the maximum quantity of lulz from these fleeing cowards on whatever site they are currently hiding at. Reports indicate that at least over one hundred niggers have handed over their AllHipHop.com accounts to the Crusaders for intel/scout work.
As of approximately 03:00, SOHH.com is up, but experiencing firsthand the tenacity of Anon as their site is being given a suitable upgrade. Survivors were visibly suffering from withdrawal hours after having their cultural center dismantled. The die-hards are so traumatized by the affair that they are doing the Internet-equivalent of being curled up in a ball, facing a corner in a white room, rocking back and forth, and mumbling to themselves "We won... we won... we won..."
SOHH's main page was defaced by Ebaumsworld.com, AllHipHop.com's server is rooted to fuck, and personal information on the owners has been obtained.
The Pro-Nigger Faction continues to fumble around in a desperate attempt to reorganize a counterattack. The sensible ones have made it known that there is no way to defeat the Final Boss of the Internet and that SOHH.co refugees should carry their cursed marks to other websites. However, this generation of online niggers were raised during the Liberals Nanny State Reign of the 90's that coddled them no matter how many mistakes they made. This taught them aways act emboldened, never think ahead, and to essentially be the perfect cannon fodder. They continue to make grand statements to tempt the wrath of Anon. Some Internet War Strategists suggest that this is a textbook example of online asymmetric warfare bewteen two institutions: wrathful, spiteful, and bored technicians ravaging the uneducated, under-prepared, spoiled tough-talkers.
—Nigger, realizing who his opponent is
—Oompa Loompa, (He should've taken Computer Science III)
—Some Nigger, explaining why niggers should work in the cotton fields with no internet
Nothing devastating is expected to come from the niggers in retaliation, as rap and hip hop fans are usually of a lower I.Q. than those who listen to rock and other real music, as is evident by this epic owning of SOHH. Nigger organization on such grand of a scale to do any real damage to Anonymous or Ebaumsworld is highly unlikely when it comes to technology and teh internets and is likely to only be applied to worthless tribal type actions that niggers find super important, such as stomping the yard.
—Shaheem Reid, MTV News
—SOHH.com, Thinkin' it's special.
This is the standard, press-friendly response by Pro-Nigger factions who think they can use the "Poor Pitiful Minorities" tactic to dupe the average person. While the normal citizen is fundamentally retarded, all one has to do is take a look on any channel brought to you by NiggerTV (UPN, BET, etc.) and their unlimited supply of Vaudeville acts to laugh at anyone trying to play the race card in 2008. Obama has consolidated all white guilt to become the Final Boss of America and has left none for Pro-Nigger Cultural outlets.
As of September 5th 2008 (3 months later) www.sohh.com is still down and allhiphop.com still hasn't added a forum back to their site. Reports are that they won't be up again until the FBI, CIA, and NSA have finished their investigations.
As of October 7th 2008, the website and its forums have been restored.
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