Sam Hyde

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Sam Hyde is a second rate comedian[1], White Supremacist, Alt-right activist, MRA and obsessive GamerGate supporter(who is probably 7 foot in height), who grew so frustrated at social justice, feminist and minority issues in video game culture that he snapped and committed multiple mass shootings, killing dozens and injuring at least 100 people. Even with every law enforcement agency in the world looking for him, Sam Hyde has yet to be brought to justice. It is suspected the mainstream media is deliberately misleading the public about him. This is supported by the fact that Hyde has been shown open support by (((media))) outlets like Forbes.com, despite how incredibly cruel this blatant cover up is to the families of Hyde's victims. Sam Hyde is also suspected of being the individual behind Moon Man, who is either an alter ego or his long lost brother. He was personally responsible for the September 2016 ED outage, hax0ring us after finding this article. Fucker. In the middle of 2017, Sam donated the last $5,000 he had to the Daily Stormer, the most popular neo-nazi site on the web, confirming Sam to be an ebil nazi bigot. The FBI has responded to a FOIA request I sent in, and the evidence sent back to me reveals how Sam is on the run with a mission to assassinate every jew who inconvenienced him and forced him to live in his car.

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Shot of Sam Hyde taken from a helicopter during one of his attacks.
CNN identifies Sam Hyde in Oregon school shooting.

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DON'T EVER TALK TO ME OR MY WIFE'S SON EVER AGAIN!
   
 
My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent.
 

 
 

—Sam Hyde, on how his wife,
his wife's boyfriend, his wife's son,
and his rabbi are terrified of him.

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Charles MansonChris BenoitHitlerMao ZedongJack the RipperJames HolmesRichard "The Iceman" KuklinskiTed BundyJeffrey Dahmer

Terrorists:

Al-QaedaDzhokar TsarnaevOmar MateenSanta ClausTamerlan TsarnaevOsama Bin LadenEric Harris and Dylan KleboldSam Hyde

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Minor Related Pages: Censored article about Brianna WuSarah Butts FFshrine chatlogsList of people defending Butts' pedophiliaThe DMCA butts sent usMilo Yiannopoulos - The feminist versionShanley Kane's butthurt rantThe Great Gawker Implosion of 2015Skype Con LeakRalph's retarded group to monitor people trolling him.



Featured article August 2 & August 3, 2016
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