Santa Fe High School Shooting

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Dimitrious Pagourtzis
Born October 12, 2000
Nationality: Greek Miniflag Greece.png
Highscore 10 killed, 10 injured
Top 50? No
Style FPS, Single Player
An Hero? No
Motive Bullying, romantically rejected, Edgelord Columbiner, Nobody caring about his shitty rap music, Assburgers
Looks quite similar to Elliot Rodger and other raging virgins. Notice the bisexual heart on the cap?
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The subject of this article is a virgin with rage.

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As Libtards and other dumbfuck children are calling for gun control in the aftermath of the Parkland School Shooting, 3 months later, Another mass school shooting occurs in Texas around half the magnitude of Columbine. On the morning of May 18, 2018, just when school is about to start, A gunman kicked off the school day with a fairly decent sized massacre significant enough to be known all across America within hours. Some Greek emo kid and some other loser were arrested but we all know Sam Hyde did it, right?

Dispatch & 911 call[edit]


Media response[edit]

Old Media predictably falling over themselves to blame the shooting on their pet issues, with sites like CNN trying to pin the shooting on the Alt-right, while conservatard media blamed video games again.

Online presence[edit]

Like any autistic school shooter, Dimitrious has left a very disturbing online footprint for everyone to Google and talk about after his revenge from kids who bullied him in school.

David Hogg and Parkland 'Survivors' trying to hijack the event for GunControl Propaganda[edit]

Everyone anticipated these crisis actors reaction towards such a normal good old good American drama. We still find it ironic that many of them managed to get over 1 million followers on twitter yet, they still had average audience engagement (it's very easy & cheap to buy followers these days, spend more for likes and retweets too!). Kudos to everyone who ignored these idiots since their existence was forgotten quickly.


Graded Score
Kill count: 10/20 12 others injured
Accuracy: 15/20 Not bad for a Shotgun user
Style: 15/20 A surprising start to the day.
Butthurt: 20/20 Call for Immediate Gun Control.
Bonus: 20/20 Parkland was still relevant.
Total Score: 80/100 (B)
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Wanted Level

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Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Remington 870
  • A very common and powerful shotgun. 65-155 Damage.
  • Secondary: Rossi .38 Revolver
  • A revolver made by a Brazilian arms company, probably is shit for that reason. 10-27 Damage.
  • Thrown: Unidentified Explosives
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  • Shitty explosives that fail to cause enough damage.
  • Perk 1: Ghost Pro
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  • Invisible against Spy Planes.


Dimitrious's first court appearance


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