Sarina Valentina

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IT'S A MAN, BABY!


Sarina Valentina is actually a man IRL.

Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


Alexis AKA Sarina Valentina AKA Mallorie Nasrallah AKA Cock-Cunt
Its wearing fishnets because it works as a fisherman during the winter

Alexis who recently changed his name to Sarina Valentina, is a sex monster that, unlike Jeffree Star, Amalea, Electria, Jeffery Dahmer or Chris Crocker, would be something that one could be proud of, if they had the chance to slide their dick up his urethra because he is apparently the king of the transgenders and because of the shear strength of will it would take. You could never again look in a mirror but at least you'd know you were hardcore!

Most commonly known as a sex monster!! The justification of calling a transvestite "hot" can be accomplished by simply cutting away your genitals. If you have a high degree of difficulty picturing his prior manliness, chances are you too are a cock-wielding tranny and are reflecting some of the unwarranted charity your 'friends' and family have shown you.

He is highly murderable and you'd want to start by mangling his horrible, hormone ruined maggot. Make your weapon selection wisely once you have confirmed you have stumbled upon a tranny (never use something that can be traced back to you). Though you can justify this happy excuse for bloodletting to yourself, many are likely to disagree with you in regards to his right to live, thus rendering your bloodlust in the eyes of your peers and family members a bit extreme. It is recommended that you bury his body deep and keep no trophies.

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  • He likes to take photographs
  • He has threeways
  • HE IS A MAN
  • No one who has raped him has been able to resist the urge to try and kill him afterwards.
  • When mutilated he regenerates very quickly, that is why he retains his genitals.

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