SaxaFooey (real name: Donnie Parker) is a little-known devianTART furfag with a lot of lulz. He/she never had an established gender, some calling it male and some calling it female, so we'll just say it's a tranny. It enjoys looking at beautiful artwork and pretending to go cut itself.
It is a cruel being, as it made a whole uproar about its dog having cancer and let the animal suffer for months on end. This may have been just another scheme so SaxaFuck could get attention, but that is unknown.
BAAWW NO 1 LOVES ME :'(
SaxaFuck is constantly telling people it is depressed, and often creates tl;dr journals asking the sick fucks to leave it alone because its life is shitty. It often draws suicidal art to express itself, which gathers in hordes of ass-kissers asking "OMG R U ALRIGHT? :(." Most of these comments come from 16-year-old girls.
It had many journals whining about its problems, claiming the reason for them is that it has schizophrenia/bipolar disorder/ADHD/Assburgers/plus a ton of other shit. There are a few sane people who point these things out, but it will go into a pissy rampage, telling that person that they don't understand its life and should just fuck off.
You can tell how badly it wants to die.
The Circle of Asspats
Alas, it appears that our dear SaxaFooey has such a shitty life and that's what explains its attention-whoring behaviour. Because the people on teh netz are more likely to feel sorry for it, right? It constantly complains about how much its parents hate it, or how everyone at its school hates it, or how there are always flamers after it, but if you try and console it, it will totally hate you.
- Say you feel badly for it.
- Say you know what its life is like.
- Feel any kind of sympathy for it.
- Flame it.
- Troll it.
- Question its sexuality.
- Give it mindless asspats.
- Tell it that its art is good.
- Call it a furry.
- Call it "Sax," "Saxa," or "Saxy." Even if you don't know its real name.
...But you know it's only doing this to get attention.
Otherwise it wouldn't post its crappy pictures of blood and gore, you know.
Plus, it is clearly a furfag, yet constantly denies it. It makes about as much sense as a Jew that wants to be a Nazi. It has a variety of "art", ranging from softcore furry pr0nz to hardcore wrist-cutting. Both of which are a major do not want.
IRL baaawww stories
- It claims to have been abused by its parents. Its dad would beat it whenever it did something the parents didn't like. When it called the police, the parents supposedly lied so well that the fuzz didn't think there was a problem.
- It has so many mental disorders that FurrMetalAlchemist would be jealous. Among the diseases it has are ADHD, Assburger's syndrome, OCD, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, hypoglycemia, asthma, and a lot more that isn't even worth listing.
- It's been cheated on. By a boy who thought it was a girl.
- It never had a friend until high school. (We actually believe this is true, except for the last part.)
SaxaFooey has a girlfriend?!
Yes, there came a day when SaxaFurry appeared to have a girlfriend. Since SaxaFooey's gender is unknown, we'll just call them lesbians. The "girlfriend" seemed to be as much of an emo as SaxaFooey. She complained about how much her life sucked and how hurt she was that she didn't have her lover with her since they were online dating, lol.
—SaxaFucker, ruining a good song
We are unsure of whether or not this was "real" or not, however, since SaxaFurfag always treated its girlfriend like shit. There are many comments lying around that prove such, but SaxaFooey has marked them as spam. Wow.
She hurt me omg :(
Whenever the girlfriend would complain about the bullshit that SaxaFooey pulled off, it would always go into a teary rampage and get all its friends to flame the bitch. She would then tell it she is depressed and blame herself for the little dramafest. It would then become a hug box between the two and tell everyone they would be togethar forever. And then the asshole even blamed HER for breaking up, as the quote below beautifully explains.
A lot of the girlfriend's art has been deleted, but you can probably find some shit in SaxaFooey's lame-ass gallery.
—SaxaFaggot, the beginning of its tl;dr letter
(Editor's note: For your sake, clicking "expand" and reading the whole thing is not recommended. Fuck, this asswipe seriously has such a life no?)
—SaxaFooey, the supposed break-up email
Just when we thought SaxaFurry couldn't be any more of a dick, it happened. lol.
Apparently, SaxaFurry now has a furry boyfriend. It can be seen drawing retarded pictures of its IRL lover, which is an ugly green blob with wings. Since there is no proof that this relationship is real, we can only laugh at this furfag's miserable attempt to make everyone believe that someone could actually love it.
Leaving devianTART Again!
SaxaFaggot has announced that it would be leaving devianTART many, many times, mostly due to its suicidal tendancies and depression. This time, it has left a journal claiming that it was leaving thanks to the amount of bullshit memories on its account. Apparently, the reason it was gone for so long is because its computer broke and it hasn't gotten fixed. This is most likely just a decoy to hide the fact that it was hiding from its ex.
Since SaxaFurfag says it will be making a new account, we will keep our eyes peeled for it. We still have our doubts, since SaxaFooey is a big drama whore anyways, but we have yet to see.
Yes, the little attention whore has yet to fail us. It can now be found on Jakkal-D.
UPDATE!: Apparently, SuckyFurballs (now known as Jakkal-D) and its ex-girlfriend are on good terms now, even though it currently has a boyfriend. And yet, people who are friends with its ex-girlfriend still hate its furry guts. We'll just have to wait and see how this works out; in other words, watch the LULZ unravel.
Some of the lulz that lurk on this furfag's devianTART page.
My Chemical Romance should use these quotes to write their next song.
—Dark artist, my ass. Cheer up emo kid.
Links & Contact
- SaxaFooey's deviantART
- NEW ACCOUNT!
- The supposed ex-girlfriend BALEETED.
- his ex-girlfriend's new account!!! MOTHAFUCKING BALEETED AGAIN.
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