SectaChan

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SectaChan
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FoundationFebruary 3, 2007
Major Boards/b/, /l/
Epic WinsNo existe el win en este imgboard
Websitesectachan.org (retired)

SectaChan is a spic 4chan wannabe board.

The beginings of SectaChan, and noone cared ever since. Notice the poor url setup

History[edit]

Some day, a lazy beaner after getting deported back to his cardboard home in Mexico somehow perceived that it was great idea to have an image board. The next day, the penis of the (now) mods of sectachan managed to hit the keyboard and mouse enough times and in the right order to install an image board software on a web server (an exclusive feat know only to small penises), this while being anally massaged. But, as laboratory chimps (their superior cousins) know, luck is not always enough to ensure success, so they ended up creating an incredibly unoriginal cancerous shit hole filled with newfags who can't even speak basic english. Like Tijuana but without the booze, drugs, hookers, foreign inversion and of course, fun.

Due to the incredibly amazing and intelligent nature of this wetbacks' site it disappeared on October 2006. On November 17th, 2006, while a master anal raper was banging the mods, their small penises managed yet again to resurrect the forum, but this time without the imageboard. The latter resurfaced after some time in pog form with over 9000 percent of cancer, forced memes, border crossing shared experiences and virgencitas.

While it has been continuously stated that the SectaChan mods are huge faggots, it is necessary to provide the necessary evidence, being it necessarily the following:

  • "SectaChan hosts regularly a furry board". No further proof is required but I will go on for the sake of "typing".
  • The site rules forbid any attempt to create invasion threads.
  • HOWEVER raids against 6-chan (chilean board) are frequent.
  • The mods will make anyone a mod due to loneliness.
  • They make totally original jokes and aren't steal-from-4chan-then-translate-to-mexican of anything.

As many other chans, SectaChan has a dedicated IRC channel (which was daunting enough to set up for the mods' small bouncing penis that they could not make it work on the same domain). The only difference is that having low self stem is a requirement to access it.

Being retarded Mexicans, they also have a hidden christian board where they masturbate to pictures of Jesus' crucifixion. They don't know they will be devoured by Raptor Jesus at the end of time causing him to fart immense quantities of gas due to high bean content that will make god (the imaginary friend of all religious people) come to existence and be disgusted by the smell himself.

Crash[edit]

Being the lazy spics the mods At least 100 years ago forgot to pay the server host and now it crashed, now it only show a white page and a message apologizing for divideing by zero, because nobody cared most people only realized at least 100 years after

The samefag that keeps posting in SectaChan
Mexican, women, out of the La cocina, using a computer? This is shooped
In Stores Now!...JAJA MUCHO GRACIOSO

How to troll sectachan[edit]

  • Invite them to join an /int/ board in your chan. Then ban them after first post for "using proxies". Be extra kind when inviting them and write it in english.
  • Remind them nobody likes sectachan, not even their users.
  • Say that all their memes are forced (which they are) and suck (they do).
  • Call everyone a sudaca (people from south america).
  • Say North of mexico is better than South.
  • Mention 6-chan, mxchan or any other beaner chan (watch out for the blacklist).
  • Argue with them in any way, they can't resist it (srsly, you can be there for hours before they quit).
  • If you think you are being spotted just shout anything from the list of "memes" below, non stop.
  • Speak in english and say you are an american looking for hookers. The more stereotypic the better.
  • Speak in english in general. They will discuss in your language (no matter how pointless) if you claim you don't know spanish.
  • You can basically make them do whatever you want them to do, just use reverse psychology or make it so simple that they over think it and screw it up.
  • Protip: they will spend a lot of time trying to make a joke or proving you wrong no matter how pointless it is. They have low self-esteem. Have fun.
  • When banned use proxies and shove it in mods' face (their proxy list is almost virgin).
  • Talk shit about mexico, they are nationalistic butthurts by nature.
  • If you can't troll them you can basically consider yourself useless in the subject.

Memes[edit]

All of SectaChan memes are forced, thus non important but they will be left here so that they think they are somehow transcendental and prevent them from immigrating to other chans with more lulz wealth:

  • SAGEAME LA VERGA (sage my cock)
  • Argentina<Mexico, Fin de la discusión
  • Invoca tu persona
  • Trollebus
  • ¡Agrande su pene! (Enlarge your penis!)
  • UGA UGA UGA UGA UGA UGA UGA
  • Costa Rica, Pura Vida
  • METETE LA PIJA EN EL ORTO PARAGUAYO
  • Pedrobear
  • Se un macho de verdad
  • ¡Fui a Japón a aprender con los maestros!. (I went to japan to learn from the masters!)
  • No entienden mi moe.
  • Mapuche monkey
  • WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA WEA.
  • Twitter: un oceano de joterias.
  • Ve a fiestas, disfruta de tu negrura
  • Pepe aka: “el pendejo attentionwhore que cree que nadie se va a dar cuenta de su samefaging”
  • Postea a Suiseiseki, se un Mod.
  • Chabadaba
  • Bumpeando pendejadas
  • Yo no me preocupo porque tengo una suerte con las viejas para que ellas solitas me aflojen las nalgas.
  • Sectachan, pura gente fina
  • Juanito
  • Las Divinas

List of SectaChan boards[edit]

  • Misc
    • /an/ - Animales
    • /b/ - Random (totally not like 4chan)
    • /gif/ - GIFs
    • /jp/ - Japon
    • /oek/ - Oekaki
    • /po/ - Política
    • /swf/ - Flash
    • /sos/ - Ayuda
    • /wp/ - Wallpapers
  • Intereses
    • /a/ - Anime y Manga
    • /cc/ - Comics y Cartoons
    • /ctv/ - Cine y TV
    • /cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL
    • /fan/ - Fan Art
    • /fut/ - Deportes
    • /lit/ - Literatura
    • /m/ - Música
    • /nom/ - Comida y Bebidas
    • /par/ - Paranormal
    • /sci/ - Ciencia
    • /te/ - Tecnologia
    • /toy/ - Juguetes y Figuras
    • /v/ - Videojuegos
  • Hentai
    • /34/ - Regla 34
    • /e/ - Ecchi
    • /f/ - Furry
    • /fn/ - Futanari
    • /g/ - Guro
    • /h/ - Hentai General
    • /l/ - Lolicon
    • /r/ - Peticiones
    • /s/ - Shotacon
    • /ss/ - Straight Shota
    • /t/ - Descargas (Downloads)
    • /x/ - Extreme
  • Porno
    • /n/ - Nenas Sepsis
    • /p/ - Hardcore
    • /trap/ - Traps
  • Text Boards
    • /sug/ - Sugerencias

See Also[edit]

External links[edit]

  • SectaChan IRC channel - The proof that you can make a lot of friends when you have no self stem.
  • Secta Hentai MX Forum (moar liek boredum, amirite?).
  • [1] OMG TWITTER WE ARE SO WEB 2.0!!!11111oneone.
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