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Sexsomnia or Sleepsex, not to be confused with "I fucked her while she was sleeping", is a sleep disorder that causes you to hump people in your sleep, Or a really good excuse to rape your wife in the middle of the night when she`s not putting out. The proposed medical diagnosis is NREM Arousal Parasomnia - Sexual Behaviour in Sleep, and is considered to be a distinct variant of sleepwalking/confusional arousals.
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Leonard Andrew Spencer made history when he was acquitted May 2008, marking the first time in an Australian court that "sex sleep had succeeded as part of a defence.
A Toronto court acquitted a man of sexual assault after he was diagnosed with sleep sex disorder, although prosecutors have filed an appeal of the acquittal as of February 2006. The Ontario Court of Appeal upheld the acquittal on 7 February 2008
August 2007, An RAF mechanic who claimed he was sleepwalking when he had sex with a 15-year-old girl was cleared of rape. Senior Aircraftsman Kenneth Ecott, 26, said he had gained a reputation in the RAF for sleep walking and had the nickname Night Rider printed on a T-shirt.
To diagnose Sexsomnia researchers hook the patient up to a big fancy machine they made to read your brain waves. If the waves are just a little squiggly it means you`re asleep. If the waves are really squiggly it means you woke up. If the patient wakes up in the middle of the night it means he`s got Sexsomnia. The more he does this, and the faster he goes back to sleep the more he is innocent of the rape. apparently the brain waves of a person awake read exactly the same as if you where sleep-walking on this machine.
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