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Sexting

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Sexting is a fun new fad for the kids sweeping the nation if not the world. With the advent of cheap camphones, every Tom, Craig, and camwhore can now send each other n00ds and vidya of underage b& genitalia. This of course, is highly illegal and can lead to a visit from the Party Van. Since the government is stupid, just receiving such messages can get you v& for possessing CP! The only way to get someone else v& for doing this and not get v& yourself is to delete the picture and tell the Party Van, but then they won't believe it.

Sexting is currently the leading cause of butthurt in overprotective parents [1].

Since CP is SFB, those in possession of pix from sexting face Class A felony obscenity and delinquency of a minor charges in the USA and teens who have been successfully prosecuted for sexting have been required to register as sex offenders. This is obviously a waste of tax payer money and isn't a big deal, because if this was to happen 15 years ago nobody would give a fuck, let the kids be retard kids, WTF. Adults expect 14-17 year old teens to not be sick horny fucks, stupid, right?

When kids sext, this is what inevitably happens when the hawt pics end up on the internets:

An Aussie girl learns things the hard way (check out the trollface on her boyfriend as he sends her nudes)
A version of that video for idiots
LOL PWN'D

Sexting: Not Just For Kids Any More

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Moar info: Brett Favre.
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Moar info: Anthony Weiner.

Whilst sexting is primarily a fun activity for 12-year-old boys and 16-year-old girls, it's even catching on with old people. Even your grandpa is doing it! Sometime in 2009, the sports site Deadspin broke Archive today-ico.png a story about then New York Jets QB, 50-year-old Brett Favre, having letched after the Jets' totally bangable sexy in-house sideline reporter, former Playboy model Jenn Sterger. After unsuccessfully trying to hit on her young, pert arse via plain old boring voicemail and text messages (he was, however, successful in creeping her out) the 'happily' married grandfather turned to sexting, sending her numerous cockpix and a picture of himself butt nekkid (save a pair of Crocs) fapping.

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In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he's masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs.
 

 

—Deadspin


[email protected] - My yahoo id if you wanna sext,boys only :)

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