Shane Halligan was a retarded perma-virgin who sought after the High Score on December 12, 2006. His short-lived quest proved to be an epic failure, seeing as he didn't even score any frags. He became An hero once he realized that he had fucked up his shitstain of a life. On the day of his ragequit, Halligan stole his father's AK-47 and brought it to the school in a gym bag along with gay musclebear porn. He fired the rifle into the wall a few times to scare the shit out of everyone, but was too big a faggot to actually kill anyone.
Halligan volunteered as a junior firefighter and always wanted to be one of those firemen who slides down the greased pole, but after living through a shitty 16-years, he came to realize that he was a complete failure at everything.
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