The man, the myth
Shane "Ritchie" Roache, is best know for his portrayal of loveable loser Alfie Moon, in the UK's most popular soap opera Eastenders. In reality, he's a notorious sexual predator and paedophile, with a coke habit that would make most of Hollywood vomit in fear. When meeting fans after one of his many successful stage shows, he is well know for asking young girls if they would like to go "backstage", which is his codeword for taking them up the shitter.
Touting himself and the UK's answer to Zac Efron, Ritchie seems oblivious to the fact that he's a balding, talentless, bloated cunt in his 60s. It appears that until he realises this, he will forever be intent on producing shit TV program after shit TV program. Hooray for Shane fucking Ritchie!
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