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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Shanley Kane (a.k.a. "Kittenpies") is the psychotic
co-founder founder and CEO (never mention her ex-partner who was creepily lesbo-stalked by Kane until she had to quit) of "Model View Culture," which she likes to call her company, but is actually just a blog, and consists of nothing more than whiny articles about how she never made it big in tech simply because she's a woman, instead of the fact that she's utterly incompetent and completely dependent on the financing of others.
Shanley describes herself as "fat, batshit-insane Twitter bot who used to date weev and be a white supremacist, but now spends her days bitterly bragging about how much money male dumbasses throw at her Patreon in exchange for her calling them nerds, because she's angry that her plan to cover her pale skin and acne with seven layers of makeup and fucking her way to the top failed, as no amount of makeup could distract from her massive, 3x4-foot forehead. She does all this while secretly living off the allowance from her wealthy architect father and white, CEO boyfriend, because her blog is a joke and she needs to suck dick and beg for money from her dad to keep up appearances that she's a strong, independent woman.", but in reality she's a
She recently became internet famous when, after years of literally ending every argument with "fuck you" and asking her Twitter army of lonely white knights to defend her, she decided that she would try to somehow get the CEO of Linux fired by using the imaginary power of feminism, and in turn got her ass whooped by the entire internet.
On a related note, it's worth mentioning that Shan is also an S&M-loving pervert. Do her a favor and throw some "abusive" and "harassing" messages her way. As both a feminist and a masochist, she lives for that kind of thing.
Model View Culture
"Model View Culture" is Shan's spastic excuse for a website which she stole from some other chick by going just a step shy of raping her and according to her brings in over $1,500USD a month despite being little more than a WordPress blog.
The business model for MVC revolves around getting the stupid darkies that she secretly hates to come and write articles for her without paying them, a plan that attracts such respectable contributors as Suey Park, Adria Richards and Mattie Brice. As for the content, the articles featured on the front page as I am writing this include a piece on how certain coding languages are sexist and an article about how forcing women to learn to program if they want to work in the tech industry is discrimination.
The website itself was originally the idea of someone else. Another stupid, yet admittedly less stupid than Shan, cunt had come up with it, did all the work and invited Kane to be the "co-foundr" even though Kane had contributed absolutely nothing, which eventually ended in this:
Their business relationship lasted less than six months when Amelia was forced to quit because Shanley, who is a fake bisexual, began treating her like a jealous boyfriend and would abuse her and try to keep her away from her friends so she could have her all to herself. Greenhall ended up fleeing while her asshole is still intact before Shan could rape her with a strap-on.
Bitter with dejection, Shanley removed all trace of Greenhall's work from the site (recently reinstated it in an attempt to hide the evidence), changed her own title from "Co-founder" to "Founder" (and later again to "CEO") and began pretending like Greenhall never existed.
The Fall: Shan declares war on Linux
After their success in shaking down Intel at CES 2015 for $300 million, SJW's were shocked and appalled when Linus Torvalds dismissed diversity as "not really important" compared to minor issues such as the quality of the kernel code. He further enraged them by suggesting that programming skill and accomplishment, rather than the possession of a vagina, was the most important prerequisite for hiring kernel programmers.
Undeterred by metaphysical questions of how one gets God fired, Shanley launched a twitter campaign of blasphemy and sacrilege against Torvalds and the Linux Patriarchy. Like a screaming rabbit in its death throes, Shanley's tweeting attracted the predatory attentions of brogrammers, neckbeards, misogynist shitlords, and every vile thing that creeps among the various chans. Her wild blasphemies against their patriarch roused the wrath of innumerable Linuxfags.
Her refusal to humbly submit to a male programmer, serve his bed and table, and give birth to new Linuxfags was an affront to the natural order and endangered the future of white supremacy, patriarchy, and FOSS. Even as her banishment to the kitchen was being prepared, she bravely blocked and tweeted on.
But that wasn't the end of it because, when they heard her assertions that "OMG LINUX IS RACSIM", the unix-loving neckbeards at 8chan first doxed every single person she ever knew and then made a parody github for "ToleranUX", a feminist-driven coding project, not unlike C+= or "Linux for Niggers™", where women will code using feminist ideals without regard for patriarchal glass ceilings such as "skill". Shan responded by claiming that making jokes is literally harassment, which was so hilarious that even the SJW infested shithole that is Gawker Media couldn't help but (which she also claimed is harassment).
Shanley vs. Milo
Round 1: A cunt is exposed
The drama began when, during GamerGate and following the Linus Torvalds fiasco, Milo posted on twitter that he was going to write a profile about Kane to which she responded by calling him names and refusing to cooperate. However, when the article itself came out regardless and discussed what a cunt Shanley is, her long history or rage-quitting websites, rich daddy, white boyfriend and her going into a panicked frenzy whenever someone who she agreed would interview her made the slightest attempt to look for information about her, Shanley responded by crying harassment, going apeshit and finally locking down her twitter.
Milo received over 70 "thank you" emails from women in tech who also think Shanley is a retard.
Round 2: Shanley posts Milo's dox
Despite claiming she is in fear for her life due to the article (or some shit like that), when no one cared or gave her money and when Milo reached out to her for comment about a second article, Shanley posted Milo's phone number online.
Less than 40 people retweeted it, someone reported her to Patreon because doxing violated their new ToS which her SJW friends helped set up and Milo spent the night sexting with people who used the dox to send him their nudes.
Round 3: Milo exposes relationship with Weev
On January 17, 2015, Breitbart Media published a second article in which Milo interviews the infamous master troll weev. In it, Weev claims he dated Shanley after she was highly aroused by his IRL trolling of some race-baiting nigger in a bar who thought he was a programmer. According to weev, Shanley was a giant racist who learned trolling from him and described their relationship as a byproduct of her desire to be "defiles". This was all corroborated with emails were she refers to weev as "Daddy".
Shanley immediate responded by corroborating the story on Twitter before it was published in an attempt to steal the thunder and claim that she had "Evolved" since then (it's only been 2 years) which, much like in the case of Jim Sterling, begs the question of "when?". But due to the fact she had no way of knowing exactly what would be in the article she ended up exposing even more information about herself saying:
Round 4: Shan is retarded and still wants Weev's dick
Still scrambling to do damage control and salvage what's left of her reputation, Shan accused Weev of being mad at her for breaking up with him, calling him an abusive blackmailer and posting a long rant trying to justify herself by claiming she has anxiety and OCD, that she has been raped about a million times and that she was "a victim of statutory rape", which anyone with a brain knows is just consensual sex with a minor, meaning she was a victim of being a giant slut. The tl;dr attempt at PR continued by accusing a fellow feminist that she has been stalking of actually stalking her and of being jealous of her because she's younger and more pretty and with saying people are trying to shame her for her fetishes even though it was her who stupidly exposed them. Finally, the letter ends with a long, boring segment about social justice where she says all men are babies and declares "Misandry for life!" (Zig Hail!).
In response to her response, Breitbart published another followup where more of her former colleges expose the fact that she was still a raging racist up until just recently, that she regularly made up lies about her career and that, despite claiming she dumped him and that he was abusive to her, Weev provided them with proof that she was still sending him hundreds of dollars when he was in jail and begging him to come over and give her some dick literally the moment he got out (but despite being raped in prison for 2 years weev still declined to fuck her ugly ass).
Round 2: Shanley Vs. Sam Altman
The day of June 15, 2015 began pleasantly enough for one mister Sam Altman. Unfortunately for him, but to our great amusement, it wouldn't remain as such, due to the following introspective tweet.
Naturally enough, the supremely stable Shanley didn't take kindly to this, as it (somehow?) diminished her status as Internet war veteran, replete with PTSD. So, she did the only logical thing; she flipped the FUCK out.
TL;DR SHE'S THE VICTIM HERE because he gave her $100 and she gave him some "free" diversity courses. Not at all ironically, his original tweet was proven to be beyond true after he was subjected to her psychotic frenzy.
- Shanley/My Statement – Her crazy rant
- Bipolar Affective Disorder
- Victim complex
- Victim loop
- Weev – Used to hit that
- Suey Park – writes for her site
- Adria Richards – Same
bahleetedBack in action! -
- Megathread about her
- She actually wrote an article
- her voice is like nails on a chalkboard
- Milo's first article
- The second article
- Last article so far
- Parody github
- Another article making fun of her
- Another one
- I left Model View Culture because working with Shanley felt like I was in an abusive relationship.
- Shan thread on Ycombinator
- Shan thread on a virgin MRA forum
- Shan thread on reddit (which is the same thing)
- Shan thread on the CWCki forums... again, same thing
- Milo reaching out for comment
- lol she has a "book". Remember to leave a bad review.
- "Feminist Activist in Bed with Nazi" The German press gets in on the lutz.
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