Sharking

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Heinrich Himmler, contemplating how to shark this young little sailor.
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Japan, a bustling nation sports a healthy acquaintance with the hilarity of surprising a woman in a sexual manner. In a land where young girls are regularly molested on subways, it was only a matter of time before a trend such as sharking took hold.

The Asian counterpart of happy slapping, sharking (or "panty pulling") involves running up to a random girl, lifting up her skirt, and pulling her panties down past her knees. The resulting euphony of girlish screams has likely been unparalleled in Nip-land since we lowered the boom on those fuckers.


Note[edit]

Don't confuse this hilariously sexy prank with "shark with laser," which is just some faggy old meme.

You can, however, shark with a laser. Try it out on your sister before attempting it outside your home.

Instructions[edit]

  1. Locate a woman wearing skirt.
  2. Pray she's not a tranny.
  3. Sneak up on her.
  4. Lift up her skirt.
  5. Pull down her knickers.
  6. Rape (optional, but highly recommended)
  7. Run away.
  8. ????
  9. PROFIT!!!

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Featured article November 5, 2005
Preceded by
16 year old girl
Sharking Succeeded by
At least 100 years ago