For the disgraced ED sysop, see here.
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Sheneequa is a name given to OVER 9,000 black females all over the world. Sheneequas are identifiable by their long fake braids that look like degraded dayglo macramé and their staggering amounts of body fat resulting in tank asses and saggy udders that existed since they slithered from their mother's flabby vagina. They are hopelessly obese and ugly, and if you're still not convinced, you will be when you actually see them. Do you really want to degrade your already pathetic cock by putting it into that? Shaneequa, contrary to what she thinks, is an repugnant, insolent whore and does not respect anyone (especially her myriad partners), has no job or education, and thinks that black men should waste their time trying to domesticate or "work with" her, and that a "good" handsome 6-foot black man with a stable job and 13in dick (or a maggot with the same qualifications) should become her slave fo' lyfe. Sadly, Black guys and even niggers always shun her so she ends up chasing after the lower rungs of maggots, the trailer trash and maggot shit and rednecks (mo' beer) that even 16 year old maggot whores won't touch with a 10 foot pole and taking more debasing treatment from them than she would get from a black guy, or even a nigger.
Although distinct, sheneequas are a part of the nigger community and thus share some traits. It is a well-known fact that sheneequas originated from Africa, but unlike maggots who have suffered genetic material loss from their original, robust physical black genotype due to freely interbreeding with subhuman Neanderthals, her evolutionary degradation targeted her brain and now bitch done lost her mind. One common trait that sheneequas still share with their monkey relatives is the obnoxious way of communication. When they “holla” to their sistahs, they are simply using an evolved form of screaming and incomprehensible language that only they can understand, which originates with apes screaming on tree tops to communicate over large distances.
Sheneequa Traits and Characteristics
Sheneequas (otherwise spelt as Shaniquas and dozens of other ridiculous nigger variants) are required to have - at the minimum - 10 children (niglets or jigababbys), all with skin that is blacker than black, all by different fathers. A typical Sheneequa's diet consists of fried chicken, Kool-Aid, Watermelon, baked chicken, grits, bbq chicken, Funyuns, grape soda, and more fried chicken. Did we mention fried chicken? It is an open secret that all Sheneequas are really just wearing a disguise. Chisel off that make-up and take off the nylon wig, and you will find Martin Lawrence or a Wayans brother. However, the Sheneequa who is a sysop of ED isn't so much like that because she is very well spoken.
Sheneequa goes to the prom.
- Sheneequa is a black name, often associated with fat, ugly, clap-riddled prostitutes, bitches and or hoes, or nigresses in general.
- If a Sheneequa is over 400lbs, she is to be renamed "Sha'neequake."
- A Sheneequa will give her daughter(s) the name, Lalatifa Bonifa.
- Sheneequas are often poor and have no sense of lulz or dignity.
- Sheneequas, being black, these fat, ugly, clap carrying, prostitutes are often found in cotton fields, smoking pot and/or crack, eating watermelons and/or deep fried chicken, or scouring city streets looking for sex.
- Sheneequa can most often be seen: pattin' her weave, gettin' her weave on, ripping Shawonda's weave out during a fight, gettin' her hurr did and her toes done up with her fingernails matchin.
- Occasionally you may come across a herd of Sheneequas; if this happens, make many a loud noise and raise your hands well above your head to scare them off (this tactic is not recommended for use with bears!) In some cases this may incite a fight, the Sheneequa is known to flail about when making a valid argument. One effective strategy whenever facing a Sheneequa is to use lots of big words. LOUDLY say something like "get back in the field, vacuous, ignominious, recalcitrant harridan! Your visage is reminiscent of lacertilian excrement!" Note, however, that such a strategy is only effective in self-defense. There is no way a sane and civilized human being will win an argument with a Sheneequa, because whenever a Sheneequa feels opposed, she will call her sistahs to handle your ass.
- When you find this large group, be careful, some of the Sheneequas may actually be of the trisomy-afflicted subspecies Shawonda. Shawondas are even less effective at getting black cock than Sheneequas, and hang around them waiting for leftovers.
- Once in a Blue Niggamoon, when all the KFC's align on Friday the Nigteenth, you may encounter a niggette named Sheneequa that has a high paying job. This happens when they fuck or stab everyone on the corporate ladder. It can also happen if a whitey in a position of authority (as far as the nigra is concerned, that's pretty much all of them) looks around and sees that there are no black faces on their floor and they may have to hire one just to keep the NAACP out of their asshole.
- On October 13, 1997 50 Cents' then-girlfriend Shaniqua Tompkins gave birth to a son, Marquise Jackson. Tompkins later sued Jackson for $50 million dollars, claiming that he said that he would take care of her for life; the suit, which includes 15 claims was later dismissed by a judge, calling it "an unfortunate tale of a love relationship gone sour.
- She don't stay here no mo'.
- Sheneequas are most likely related to people known by any of the following names: LaQuanda, Sincere, Shaqueeka, Shanaynay, Cinamin, Treasure, Danita, Sharifa, Bunifa, FeeFiFoFum, Rosa Parks, LaLa, Quida, Glyshonda, Le-a, Shanelle LaQuida, Gurrleesha Shynénée LaFrique, ShaQuida, Nykita, or any word combined with the prefix "La", or "Sha".
- Sheneequa is a direct descendant of Thomas Jefferson.
- For moar information on Sheneequas, or to observe them in their natural habitat, visit the green room at the Maury show.
- American singer-songwriter Andrew Lee mentions Sheneequa, as well as her friends Ta'Neequa, LaKeesha, and Khaleesha, in his song "Ethnic".
Gallery of Sheenequa
- This article on charming ethnic names.
- moar charming ethnic names.
- Some dude fucking with a Sheneequa