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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
At first glance one comes away with either one of two possibilities in trying to define the purpose of Sherry Shriner. Either she is (A) a completely batshit insane radio host who believes she is here to bring the masses together in their epic struggle against the "Giants of the Last Days," or (B) she is really a secret government agent who uses her radio show to weed out all those who know about the secret "rulers" of society so they may be exterminated. While the jury may still be out with regards to her purpose, we can get a clear definition of WHO Sherry Shriner is from her own lips:
—Sherry on her Holy purpose.
Sherry has noticed some subtle differences between Biblical teachings and what God really meant. Here are some of the more important issues.
Jesus is not really Jesus. Apparently the original name of Jesus was Yahushua, who was the God in the Flesh and lived the exact same life of Jesus. So what's up with the identity change? Well at first you might think that the Flesh God might have something to hide or be running from something. In "reality" what happened is that King James Version purposely mistranslated his name, and that this "Jesus" being taught in the majority of churches today is actually Satan. Sounds logical.
What's Up With King Jimmy
According to Sherry the King James Bible is a misrepresentation of God's word. Through her amazing deductive powers, she comes to the conclusion that the culprit behind this travesty is the Catholics. Apparently they inserted some shit about St. Paul which included a bunch of practices not condoned by God and leads to "sin mentality". These include tongue speaking and having the Sabbath on the 7th day.
Looking For Love
So far you might be thinking that this just seems to be a bunch of rambling nonsense. That's because you've been corrupted by Satan. Don't feel bad though, so have 99% of other church fairing folk (sic). So what's up with Satan's trickery? Well like most guys trolling the Bars on a Friday night, Satan is horny and using every tool he has to convince some lovely young lass to accompany him home for an evening of intimate relations. Unfortunately Satan forgot the protection and 9 months later a little bastard named St. Paul was born.
St. Paul inherited his daddy's libido, and as such, fucked everything that moved. This had the consequence of spreading the Satan seed far and wide. Now for the lulzy part: St. Paul lived in Israel. What that means is that all of the Jews are really spawns of Satan who are responsible for all of greatness in the world. This greatness includes such hits as Zionism, the New World Order, and the Holocaust.
Forget about all that, Though
Her last name is Shriner, which is the name of an order of Freemasons. She's obviously a Freemason Quadruple Agent, sent to spread misinformation.....or something.
Sherry understands how things really work. She knows that there is a worldwide plot designed to enslave and destroy us. She has irrefutable evidence and if you don't believe her then YOU are also a part of the conspiracy. But fear not, for Sherry is a warrior of God, and as such, she has provided many tl;dr rants about how exactly the NWO is going to implement their plan and how you can protect yourself. Luckily for you, instead of having to peruse Sherry's page for all the relevant information, you only need to keep on reading. WARNING, WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND!
How Do They Do It
- Cellphone towers
- Mind control
- Subliminal hypnotic messages
- RFD tracking chips
- Government surveillance
- Spy Satellites
- Barack Hussein Obama
- Reptile People
How To Protect Yourself
What The Fuck Is Orgone
Orgone is a magical substance which will not only fuck up aliens, but will also disable those pesky mind control towers and protect you from chemtrails. It is composed of quartz crystals which can harness either good energy or be perverted by Satan to harness evil energy. You want the crystals with the good energy. You might wonder how to get good energy into a crystal. Well all you have to do is pray to Yahweh and he'll take care of the rest. Here are some other benefits of Orgone:
- Neutralize the evilness of the towers!
- Repel evil entities and aliens, keep them out of your yard and home
- Protect your home, yard, then cover your neighborhood, town, or city!!
- Eliminates toxins, poisons and radiation from the air
- Improves breathing, helps those with asthma
- Promotes natural health, keeps you from catching every flu virus under the sun
- Knocks out bad thunderstorms before they get to your area, chills out tornadoes headed your way
- Asphyxiates evil, aliens can't breathe around it and it burns them!
- Keeps demonic entities out of your home and yard.
- Helps you sleep better
- Stops sleep abductions
- A defensive weapon in the last days to combat aliens and the NWO
- Stops headaches and migraines, improves overall health
- Those areas gifted with Orgone suffered the least amount of damage from Hurricanes
Got My Gat Nigga
What you need isn't just Orgone, but a Orgone Blaster. Luckily for you, Sherry just happens to make them and will let you have 24 FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $70. She also offers deals if you need an arsenal. Sherry realizes this is a lot of money but the prices are necessary as at $2-$3 they are not cheap to make. However, Sherry understands that some people just can't afford these steep prices. Being a true warrior against the NWO, she has graciously provided technical plans for constructing your own blaster. A true inspiration to us all.
There are a whole shitload of aliens and other fucked up beings among us. Their single purpose: To destroy and enslave humanity.
E.T. Phone Home
There are a multitude of aliens among us, some who are good and some who are evil. They are NOT, however, what people normally think aliens are. They are not some race of beings from some other world who have created us and prove that God doesn't exist. That would be crazy. Really aliens are angels who live under the Earth and in parts of the sky. As to why some angels are good and some are evil, the evil ones are actually fallen angels who sided with the North during the Civil War. Sherry has detailed the differences between good and evil angels so that the public will not be tricked.
Not content with his gang of intergalactic alien angels, Satan has come up with another way to fuck with humanity. He made lizard people! It all started when Eve had made incestuous love to her son Cain. Cain was evil and possessed a monitor lizard between his legs. Eve got knocked up and gave birth to the first man lizard. It has all gone downhill since. There is a way of discerning who these lizard men are. Just pray to Yahweh and he'll let you know who they are. Here is a list of currently known lizard men. If you stumble upon any others please let Sherry know ASAP so she can expose them to the world.
Sherry likes to go on road trips. She does so once a year. But if you think that this is merely some restful vacation to get away from it all, then you are sorely mistaken. Sherry cannot evar rest until the Satan sponsored NWO has been brought to its knees. So it was that in 2008 Sherry drove around New Jersey and Pennsylvania armed with nothing but than her wits and her trusty Orgone Blaster. She made various stops at NWO strongholds, cellphone towers, and underneath chemtrails to blast that evil straight to hell. She also stopped at nice scenic locations so she could "protect" the lands from evil and set up safe havens for when armageddon happens. And IT WILL happen.
Sherry has herself a Youtube account. Unfortunately Sherry doesn't really seem to grasp the concept of video as all of her videos consist of audio recordings of her show along with a rather awesome picture of the White House with an alien head on top of it. Here is a sampling of the awesome that is Sherry Shriner:
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A Personal Message From Sherry Shriner
I need your help to stay on the air! And with your generous donations I could perhaps buy some land with a heated garage or building. Perhaps even a permanent headquarters for my international ministry. Almost every country in the world including those on islands are listening to my show, reading my articles, and visiting my websites. I do this for YOU and I need your financial support to keep this ministry international and to be able to stay focused full time on the things the Most High wants me to do. For the past ten years I've given freely of myself to the entire world...and there's been hundreds of thousands who have benefited from my ministry yet don't support it. It's time to step up and be a supporter of this ministry. I need your help.
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