Shii (known as Ashibaka until 2007, powerword Avery Morrow) is the best administrator on Wikipedia. In his own opinion. (At least he was, until he abruptly quit in 2015 and was desysopped...) The rest of the world knows him as a sad little weeaboo and jerkoff who was once an "intern" for the incredibly-gay Rep. Barney Frank. (True!)
He remembers /b/ back when /b/ was good. He was the one who cracked cracky-chan's tripcode through a dictionary check, founded The Overchan, sucked up to moot and was rejected thereby, and became gay for Jimbo. Little is known about his rise from /b/tard Shota to TOW admin, but one imagines... things that usually happen on Law & Order:SVU and involving some Stormfags from Greece..
Shii (only one letter away from Shit) foresaw the cancer that would one day kill /b/ by seeing the same cancer on other forums, so he convinced moot in 2005 to make /b/ Forced Anonymous with this essay.
In 2007, after a newfag sent a 10-page email to moot where he pretended to be an oldfag, moot was convinced that removing "forced anonymous" would cure the cancer. It didn't work, and in fact made the cancer worse, even introducing new cancers like moot impersonation: type Alt+173 in the name field and put
mοοt !Εр8рui8Vw2 ＃# Αdmіn in subject field and you can now impersonate moot.
Shii and cracky-chan
After a March 2008 request for an arbchat on #ed, a bargain was struck, leading to Shii's one-man campaign to get ED's article back on TOW in exchange for having this article removed from ED. The resulting user subpage first draft of the article was immediately nominated for deletion as TOW's resident English pussyboy Sceptre proclaimed:
—So saith the glorious Sceptre
Since he tried to have the ED article recreated, people have begun to think that he might actually be a pretty cool guy. Eh likes to butthurt other Wikipedophiles and doesn't afraid of anything. Yeah he probably wrote this paragraph long ago.
—Shii, 03:07, 7 January 2006
—moot, 09:17, 8 January 2006 (lololol)
Shii on Kasuga/Wikipe-tan
It all started when Paroxysm decided we needed a userbox for pedophiles. MarkSweep decided that was way too obvious trolling, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt and asked him on his userpage whether it was trolling.  Since he said it wasn't, I assumed good faith and voted to keep it in MarkSweep's ensuing TfD.  An unnecessary wheel war then began, which I was involved in because I wanted people to be able to see what they were voting on and know that it wasn't an attack template. In retrospect it wasn't a big deal and probably unnecessary, but without any firm policy for me to follow, I felt process was important here. I asked David and others to stop wheel warring so that the TfD could continue peacefully but they didn't respond.   (It's been pointed out to me that it takes two to wheel war, and I'm sorry about that.) Meanwhile, Paroxysm took manners into his own hands and boldly made a new template while I was watching the Super Bowl. I attempted to keep this visible to users as well, and Jimbo Wales got scared and said "you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air". I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "Nah forget it, yo home to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Ashibaka tock 14:14, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
So you were sitting in ArbCom posting suggested remedies to the workshop. Meanwhile all the other cases are closing. All of a sudden the phone rings and it's Sam Blacketer. He says "This ArbCom is irrelevant to today's Wikipedia and I am going to dismiss it." You tell that to Matthew Brown and he says "But Sam Blacketer accepted this case!" THEN WHO WAS PHONE????? Shii (tock) 07:37, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
Everything Shii Knows
Easily the most well known of all wikis that documented a lot of the early history associated with anonymous, among other things, Shii decided to shut it down early in 2013.
It was a lot more annoying to maintain this website after it closed than I expected. Even after I put up a big banner it turned out that I was hosting stuff here without copyrights and moral permissions. I need to focus on other things in my [l]ife these days.
Everything Shii Knows Shii's websiteBibliotheca Anonoma's Backup
- The Bibliotheca Anonoma functions as a spiritual successor to Everything Shii knows,
- His Wikipedia user page
- Shii also maintains a list of Wikipedia Hoaxes. Amusing, because some of them have been around for fucking years before being AFD'd.
- His 4 attempts to recreate the ED page.
- Wikipediareview discusses the
new ED page.
- Shii's song (The song is from a shitty anime game called Lunar)
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