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Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

Contents

On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to A7X
AA to Alex Chiu
Alex Dorame to Anscathmarcach
Anshe Chung to Avery Chicoine
Avery Dilbert to Beck
Become An Hero to Bobby Hendrix Jr.
Bobby Hill to Business
Business Cat to Chanapocalypse/irc logs/radio 1
Chanapocalypse/irc logs/radio 2 to Clinton Labombard
Clippit to Crap Ops 2
Crap article/Shane Halligan to Dancing baby
Dancing on the Internet to Dexter
Dexter243 to Dragonthunder123
Dragonwhip to Earth First
Earthbound to Evan Gragg
Evan Jensen The Perverse Paranormal Clown to ExoParadigmGamer
Exorcist to Ferrets
Fesazukichan to Fuck that
Fuck the police to GeodesicDragon2k8
Geoff Plourde to Greta Van Susteren
Greville Janner to Hepkitten
Heppum's Razor to INAM
INDIA to Internet Hate Machine
Internet Humanitarian to JeffK
Jeff Corwin to Jungs
Jungsforum to Kony 2012
Kool-Aid to Leroy jenkins
Les Six to Luigispiritkeeper08
Luis morales to Manuel Uribe
Manwhore to Mic.com
Mic spamming to Mr. Double
Mr. Enter to Neocon
Neocons to Nurse-kun/Damaged Goods/Chapter 6
Nurse-kun/Damaged Goods/Chapter 7 to Otherkin
Otherkin.com to Pegasisters
Pegged to Polyamory
Polygamy to Prison gay
Prison rape to Randi Harper/twittercard
Randi Lee Harper to Robbie Farah
Robert to Sakra
Sakujo to Serious fucking business
Seriously to Skateboarding
Skater to Speciesism
Specism to Superman 64
Supermaryface to Texting
Texts From Last Night to The beautiful people
The best to Traceyremix
Tracing to Unlimited disposable
Unlimited disposable income to WTFchan
WTHCNVCTN to Wikipedia Campaign
Wikipedia Hoaxes to Yf
Yfw to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

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Animals That Give No Fucks About missing Pics


Videos


Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.

And the point of this video was...?

Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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