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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to A7X
AA to Alex Dorame
Alex Ford to Anshe Chung
Answerbag to Avira
Avoidance to Become An Hero
Become an hero to Bobby Hendrix Jr.
Bobby Hill to Business
Business Cat to Chanapocalypse/irc logs/radio 2
Chanarchive to Clinton Labombard
Clippit to Crap Ops
Crap Ops 2 to Dancing on the internet
Dancing prince charles to Dextromethorphan
Dextromethorphan/Motel Saturday Night to Drama
Drama-generating technique to East High School Leopards Football Rape Team
East High School Salt Lake City to Evangelical
Evangelion to Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed
Expensive to Fetch
Fetchfag to Fuck you, I'm a dragon
Fuck you, I'm a dragon! to George Costanza
George Dubya Bush to Grieving Jew
Grim Fandango to Hermann Goring
Hermann Göring to IOS
IOS7 waterproof to Internet Model
Internet Money to Jeff Hardy
Jeff Moss to JustFlyAKite
Just Be a Fucking Feminist You Shitbags to Koran Man
Korax to Lesbian break-up
Lesbian breakup to Luka megurine
Lukas Pietsch to MapQuest
MapleStory to Michael
Michael1016 to Mr. Saari
Mr. Safety to Neotomi
Neowin to Nutsybolts
Nutsybolts/vidjadeck to OurFancy
Ouran High School Host Club to Pekkajäbä :D
Pelican Shit to PonyIsland
Pony Fucker to Pro-Ana
Pro-Ana/Twittercard to Randy Higby
Randy Orton to Robert Djurdjevic
Robert Gladden to Salt
Salt Lake City to Seth rich
Seth rogen to Skifree
Skill to Spellcheck
Spelling to Surgipedia
Suri Cruise to Thagreatcreator
Thai to The colonization of America
The comprehensive guide to being a party animal to Tramp Anon
Tramp Graphics to UnseelieAllure
Unseenperfidy to WWOEC
WWP to Wikipedia Review/36973
Wikipedia Review/Brandt vs. Michael Suarez to Ylilauta to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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