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Dead as of August 2016! However, archive.org has a lot of the flashes saved!



Discharges.org was a website which featured a large number of shock flash videos. Many of these videos have since been used on other "dedicated" shock sites.

For your convenience, this page gives as much information as is available on all the videos and provides links to each entry.

In 2016, the website went down after over 6 years of no new content. RIP :~:


0101[edit]

Page title : OH YOU CRAZY ASIANS YOU ARE NOT FROM SOUTH AMERICA THERE IS NO DISCO-TEK

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0101/

Flash title : boobies.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Carlos Adolfo Dominguez - Boobies

Lyrics sampled : And I want to go to the discothèque / The discothèque is where I go to dance / And I want to go to the movies / The movies is where I feel your boobies / Is where I feel your boobies / They're lovely like the movies / A lovely set of boobies

Description : An Asian guy having his face slapped back and forth between an Asian girl's relatively small breasts. Very funny. The song is a catchy piece of Europop that enjoyed fleeting popularity as a single in 2005.

0102[edit]

Page title : IT'S ALL CONSUMING! IT'S PROBING!

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0102/

Flash title : pushit.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 4/10

Audio : Static X - Push It

Lyrics sampled : (Yeah, you push it) x 3 / (You, you push it-push it) x 3

Description : In this wonderfully crafted piece of hentai, some guy is screwing a girl from the back (doggy style) in a field on a nice, sunny day. As he thrusts, his ostensibly impossibly long cock comes out through her mouth with the first thrust, then out each of her nostrils on the second and third before looping back.

She doesn't look like she's having a good time. Might be more distressing if it wasn't so unrealistic. Push It was one of the most popular songs on Static-X's 1999 CD Wisconsin Death Trip and one of Static-X's most well-known songs ever.

0103[edit]

Page title : Invisidicks were first invented in 1946, after World War II the Japanese...

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0103/

Flash title : invisidick.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating :3/10

Audio : G-Love and Special Sauce - My Baby Got Sauce

Lyrics sampled : My baby got sauce / Your baby ain't sweet like mine (She got sauce / Your baby ain't sweet like mine) x 2 / Naw, she ain't that sweet

Description : Hentai flash loop of a girl getting a huge load sprayed on her face, hair and into her gaping mouth by a (presumably) giant, invisible/censored penis. This is done to make a piece of hentai compliant with Japanese censorship laws; the invisible shlong is sometimes referred to as an invisidick or an invisicock.

0104[edit]

Page title : HERE'S TO NECROPHILIA MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0104/

Flash title : beautiful.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 5/10

Audio : Andrew W.K. - She Is Beautiful

Lyrics sampled : (She is beautiful / She is beautiful) x 2

Description : A loop from "Angel Cop" of a woman getting shot many times with a high powered firearm (and ultimately killed). The last shot shows an extremely graphic close up of her head exploding.

0105[edit]

Page title : MONTHS OF NON-STOP SWEATING TO HARDCORE TECHNO BEATS STILL WON'T SHED THE POUNDS

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0105/

Flash title : fatty.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : ABC News as well as other American and German news organizations (i.e. the old media equivalent of shock sites), probably others

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Audio : Overseer - Supermoves

Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)

Description : A sped up video of an incredibly obese youngster dancing around, with some hardcore techno playing in the background. The original video clip is well-known on the internet.

Full story: This girl probably holds the record as the most obese child in history. At age 7 (in 2005) Jessica Gaude weighed 222 kg or about 490 pounds. At age 5, she weighed in at 230 pounds (on Maury).

Googling "fattest kid in the world" and "fattest child in the world" gives you pages and pages of videos and stories about Jessica. The Wikipedia page, however, has been deleted no less than four times.

0106[edit]

Page title : HARDCORE BLACK METAL WITCH HATS MAKE US INVINCIBLE IMMORTALZZZ

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0106/

Flash title : shnup.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Theme from Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil (remixed)

Lyrics sampled : Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil / Ich schappe gern, das ist mein Lieblingsspiel. / Ich schleich mich an die Mama ran / und zeig ihr wie ich schnappen kann! / Schni, schna, schnappi, schnappi schnappi schnapp! [2x]

Description : A clip from a terrible-quality music video for the 1992 song "The Call of the Wintermoon" by the Norwegian black metal group Immortal (off their first album, Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism). It features the band-members headbanging hard with one of them wearing a lame-ass witch hat and cloak.

The background music is a German children's song featuring a child singing in a babyish way. It's a remix of the theme song from the children's show Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil. The original maintained a #1 position for some time on the German pop music charts.

0107[edit]

Page title : LOLZ I AM SO COOL I DRINK FLAMING SHOTS

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0107/

Flash title : firestarter.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : Full clip with the original audio (direct link to the .wmv).

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : The Prodigy - Firestarter

Lyrics sampled : I'm the self-inflicted / Mind detonator / Yeah / I'm the one infected / Twisted animator / I'm a firestarter / Twisted firestarter

Description : A slowed-down clip of some dumbass guy trying to be cool by drinking what looks like a Flaming Sambuca (a shot of Sambuca liquor set on fire) without snuffing out the flame first. It might be another high-proof liquor as well (e.g. Bacardi 151).

He gets just what he deserves, though it doesn't seem like he actually gets injured (see the link to the original video above). Here's another dumbass doing something similar with an overly-full shot glass.

The song was a popular single off The Prodigy's 1996 Billboard 200 #1 double platinum album The Fat of the Land. The single went gold in both the US and the UK and hit the #1 spot on UK charts.

0108[edit]

Page title : Yet another whore fooled into giving the Human Tourch a blowjob. WHEN WILL IT STOP, JOHNNY!?

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0108/

Flash title : boogie.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 5/10

Audio : White Zombie - I'm Your Boogieman

Lyrics sampled : I'm your boogieman / That's what I am / I'm here to do whatever I can

Description : A clip of a once beautiful girl who was immolated after her car was struck by a drunk driver in an SUV. He got away without any problems, but she was trapped in her car which caught fire.

She holds up a portrait of her before the accident, then pulls it down to show her face after being mostly destroyed by third-degree burns followed by extensive plastic surgery. She is blind in one eye, has almost no nose and no ears. She has no hair and very little to distinguish her face in general. In fact, she's been named as a possible face-transplant candidate.

She actually tries to look her best in that picture, wearing a hat and with one hand taped up to cover up a lot of the damage that was done. Her name is Jacqueline Saburido and her image has been used extensively in anti-drunk driving campaigns; more here.

The song, which won White Zombie a 1996 Grammy for Best Metal Performance, is actually a cover of the 1977 chart-topping single I'm Your Boogie Man by KC And The Sunshine Band. Rob Zombie is the vocalist.

0109[edit]

Page title : TASTE THAT SWEET PEACH JUICE DRIBBLING DOWN YOUR CHIN

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0109/

Flash title : mario.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Super Mario RPG Theme (Remix)

Lyrics sampled : Gimme Frog Coins! / Gimme Ice Bombs! / Gimme Frog Coins! / Gimme Mushrooms! / Gimme See Ya! / Gimme Star Rod! / Gimme Crunchies! / Gimme Lamb's Lure! / I want everything I need / I must play this more and more / I need to get those damn Frog Coins / To pay off all my credit cards!

Description : Mario pounding the living crap out of Princess Peach from behind. Adorable!

The song is a remix of "Geno's Forest" from Super Mario RPG.

0201[edit]

Page title : OH FUX, WHICH ONE IS THE REAAAALLLL MICHAEL JACKSON!?!?!?

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0201/

Flash title : retarded.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get Retarded

Lyrics sampled : Let's get retarded (ha) / Let's get retarded in here

Description : An crosseyed asian woman with a gun, moving the gun left and right as if deciding who to shoot at. This is a clip from Devo's "Whip It" video.

The song is a catchy, upbeat single from 2004 off the Black Eyed Peas' 2003 album Elephunk. Reminiscent of Jay-Z's "Can I Get A Fuck You" (which most people only knew as "Can I Get A What What" - its radio friendly name), the song is better known as "Let's Get It Started".

Old title: Oh fuck, which one is the REAL Michael Jackson?

0202[edit]

Page title : Bullshit you never jerked off to hentai

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0202/

Flash title : getfree.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : The Vines - Gonna Get Free

Lyrics sampled : (I'm gonna get free) x 3 / Ride into the sun

Description : A hentai-style woman with massive breasts. She tries to zip up her front-zip dress, but her tits are having none of it. Just when she almost has them in place, they burst out and bounce around. She looks surprised: "Oh, I never would have guessed that might happen!"

The clip is originally from the game Pachinko Sexy Reaction where you play pachinko to see women remove reveal more and more.

0203[edit]

Page title : What do you call that useless piece of flesh around the vagina? A WOMAN ROFL LOLZ

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0203/

Flash title : newvagina.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four [i.e. the "New Vagina" song]

Lyrics sampled : Gee, you know what I really want in a girl? / Me / I need to find a new vagina / Any kind of new vagina

Description : A very high resolution clip depicting a girl with massive breasts from the 2002 Do You Like Horny Bunnies? (H na Bunny-san Kirai?) bishōjo hentai game. The girl is covered in jizz, creamy sweat and/or creamy sex fluids) and is riding a dick - presumably that of the game's protagonist - cowgirl style. She has bright blue hair and a patch of blue pubic hair.

0204[edit]

Page title : oh shit, it's my little cousin daz and he's fuckin' mah hoe

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0204/

Flash title : bitches.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10

Audio : Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg - Bitches Ain't Shit

Lyrics sampled : Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks / Lick on these nuts and suck the dick / Gets the fuck up out after you're done / Then I hop in my ride to make a quick run

Description : Rapper Jay-Z smacks a ho.

Bitches Ain't Shit was a bonus track off Dr. Dre's legendary album The Chronic (1992). Although this particular song wasn't a single, it was catchy enough (and the album is well-known enough) that the song is recognizable to gangsta rap fans. It came into notoriety within the more mainstream community when Ben Folds (former frontman of the Ben Folds Five) released a Bitches Ain't Shit cover (2005) that reached #71 on the Billboard Hot 100.

Old title: 99 Problems, but a bitch...

0205[edit]

Page title : I'M A SCAT MAN

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0205/

Flash title : scat.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : Wormgush.com

Distress-o-meter rating : 8/10

Audio : Scatman John - Scatman (Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop)

Lyrics sampled : Be ba bah ba-dop bop / Ba bah ba-dop bop / Be ba bah ba-dop bop / Ba ba bah-doh, ba dabba dabba

Description : A guy with diarrhea violently exploding onto his face from some girl's ass.

The history behind the song: John Paul Larkin, AKA Scatman John was a musician that used scat singing, hence the nickname. He later made this song and others displaying his extreme vocal skills and demonstrating how he overcame his stutter disorder.

He died in 1999 at the age of 57. This page memorializes Larkin, giving some additional background information along with hundreds of personal comments from those who knew him.

0206[edit]

Page title : HOLY SHIT HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER 1,000,000 IN THAT FORM!!!11!1!!one!!1!!!

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0206/

Flash title : scream.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Dragonball Z Theme

Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)

Description : Emilio Estevez (stoned) in a famous clip from the movie The Breakfast Club. The reference to "power levels" is an inside reference to the Dragonball Z universe - see also the well-known meme "Over 9000".

0207[edit]

Page title : YOU CAN BLOW UP THIS AND YOU CAN BLOW UP THAT

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0207/

Flash title : slide.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Coolio - Fantastic Voyage

Lyrics sampled : Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage / Slide, slide, slippity-slide / With switches on the block in a '65

Description : A clip of Christopher Walken breaking it down in the Fatboy Slim video Weapon of Choice.

Fantastic Voyage is a hit single off rapper Coolio's platinum debut album It Takes a Thief (1994). The song peaked at the #3 spot on the Billboard Hot 100. It samples and is loosely based off 1980 hit song of the same name by the R&B group Lakeside.

Coolio is best known for his chart-topping Gangsta's Paradise off the eponymous album (1995).

Old title: Every night I check under the bed for Christopher Walken

0208[edit]

Page title : how many of you faggots were talking like this back in '02?

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0208/

Flash title : helicopter.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : None

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Petey Pablo - Raise Up

Lyrics sampled : North Carolina - c'mon and raise up / Take your shirt off, twist it 'round your hand / Spin it like a helicopter

Description : A dumb white girl wearing only panties and swinging around her bra "like a helicopter".

The title is a reference to the song, which was a popular single in 2001-2002. This was Petey Pablo's first single. Memorably, he capitalized on 9/11 by releasing a "USA Flag Remix" soon after.

Old title: "There's no way this will ever get put on the internet, right?"

0209[edit]

Page title : WOOOO HOOOO LOOK AT THAT BLUBBER FLY!

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0209/

Flash title : neverwork.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10

Audio : Fatboy Slim - Apache (sampled from Fatboy Slim - Because I Got It Like That ((Ultimatum Mix)), remix of Jungle Brothers - Because I Got It Like That)

Lyrics sampled : I never work a day in my life / I just lay back and let the big beat lead me / I never work a day in my life / (I just lay back and let the big beat lead me) x 3

Description : An extremely low-resolution clip of a phenomenally obese woman lying back and making blubber waves with her body. If you look at this one for too long it'll burn an image into your mind (and the catchy whimsical music in the background just makes it worse).

0301[edit]

Page title : THEY WILL NEVER SUSPECT I BUILT A METH LAB IN THEIR BASEMENT

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0301/

Flash title : alien.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other shocksites : None

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : The Beastie Boys - Intergalactic

Lyrics sampled : pending

Description : Some fatass small dude dressed in a green outfit with a crown shaking his little arms rapidly up and down in a pissed off way.

He was actually supposed to be Bowser (though if he didn't have the crown, he would look like any old Koopa) in a Mario-themed ice skating show from the 80's (YouTube Favicon.png video).

0302[edit]

Page title : Do you feel it? FEEL IT LIKE ELECTRIC LIGHT?!?!!? yeayeahtahyeahtyeahyayeayeahyeayeahyeayayeahyeahayaeheyeah

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0302/

Flash title : breathe.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Audio : Bush - Machine Head

Lyrics sampled : (Breathe in breathe out/ Breathe in breathe out/ Breathe in) x 2

Description : Some guy with a ginormous penis getting one hell of an upside-down deep throat blow job - this girl's got some talent! You can see her throat expand as this guy's huge dick goes down to the base. A must-see! The synchronization is horrible.

Old title: I felt you like electric light...

0303[edit]

Page title : He...draws...his...power from...hiiisss.... MMMUUULLLLLLLLLLEEEETTTT

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0303/

Flash title : republican.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Revboy - Republican Fight Song

Lyrics sampled : pending

Description : A demonstration of a martial arts move that can crush someone's head into little pieces in a clip from the Hong Kong martial arts film adaptation of "Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky". It is a rare, brutal martial arts film and there are plenty more clips where that came from.

The full video can be found here.

Old title: He draws his power from his mullet!!

0304[edit]

Page title : guuurgrgrlregegurgrugrlgelgelggrgerugegruruuuuuugre

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0304/

Flash title : gurgle.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 5/10

Audio : Akinyele - Put It In Your Mouth

Lyrics sampled : (Put it in my mouth / She said "put it in her mouth" / My motherfuckin' mouth / I mean, her motherfuckin' mouth) x 2

Description : Some guy jacking it as a woman blows little bubbles with her semen-filled mouth.

The song is by rapper Akinyele, who is responsible for such other lyrical masterpieces such as "Take A Lick", "Pussy Makes The World Go Round", and "Butt Naked And Fuck".

Akinyele's rhymes contain masterful flows such as: as: I get sucked like vacuum cleaners / My nuts and my penis / Make girls come like subpoenas

Check out his songs if you haven't heard them yet!

0305[edit]

Page title : Too soon? ....... Not soon enough.

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0305/

Flash title : livingdeadgirl.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : None

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl

Lyrics sampled : "Crawl on me/ Sink into me/ Die for me/ Living Dead Girl"

Description : The woman in this video is Terri Schiavo who was at the center of a highly controversial case involving euthanasia.

In 1990, she suffered a cardiac arrest, probably as a result of bulimia-induced hypokalemia (low potassium levels). Because her brain was deprived of oxygen so long, she was left with severe, irreversible brain damage and diagnosed as being in a persistent vegetative state.

In 1998, her husband petitioned the local Circuit Court to have her feeding tube removed. After a protracted legal battle between her husband and her parents, in which US Congressional Republicans, Florida Governor Jeb Bush and even US President George W Bush became involved (and was ultimately determined by the federal court system), the husband's wishes ultimately prevailed.

After 15 years (not soon enough!) she was finally allowed to die; her feeding tube was removed on 27 March 2005. She died four days later.

0306[edit]

Page title : I'M JUST A MILKMAN, WORKIN', DELIVERIN' MY MILK

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0306/

Flash title : milkman.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : None

Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10

Audio : Aphex Twin - Milkman

Lyrics sampled : "I'd like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits."

Description : A lactating woman squirts breast milk into another woman's mouth.

Old title: I'm Just A Milkman, Delivering My Milk

0307[edit]

Page title : TENTACLE RAPE HENTAI + POWER RANGERS = ROMANCE

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0307/

Flash title : vagimon.swf

Comments in source : The amount of humiliation this whore will feel in 10 years with regard to this film is unfathomable by the likes of you and I.

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Audio : The Pillows - Pink

Lyrics sampled : Na na na na na la / La la la na na la

Description : This shows a dodgy fake tentacle monster "attacking" a woman's mouth. It is particularly funny because she actually moves towards the "tentacle" (actually a giant pink dildo coming from the monster's mouth). This is not a very disturbing video, but it is a very weird one.

The video is of the 'Dildo Demon' from SeverePenetrations.com (link).

The title of the page refers to the fact that the "Dildo Demon" looks an awful lot like the fake monsters in the TV series Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.

0308[edit]

Page title : With me, he is the world's most imaginative lover!

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0308/

Flash title : soothingmidget.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10

Audio : The Herbaliser - Sensual Woman

Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)

Description : Two porn stars - Bridget the Midget and Mr. 18 Inch - in an unlikely match up. She's standing bent over on an elevated weight bench; he still has to bend his knees a bit to thrust into her appropriately. Actually a pretty neat video (and a great song too). Highly recommended.

0309[edit]

Page title : splat

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0309/

Flash title : freefalling.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Tom Petty - Free Fallin'

Lyrics sampled : (Cause I'm free / Free fallin') x 2

Description : Infamous video of a person jumping and endlessly falling from the burning World Trade Center following the September 11, 2001 (9/11) attacks on the US (lol).

0401[edit]

Page title : LOOK AT YOU WITH MY HAND DOWN YOUR PANTS CHECK YOU OUT GETTING FUCKED WHILE WE DANCE

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0401/

Flash title : acefucking.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Dirty Sanchez - Fucking On The Dancefloor

Lyrics sampled : Fucking on the dancefloor / Fucking on the dancefloor / Everybody's fucking / Fucking on the dancefloor

Description : Clip of Jim Carrey in a tutu "acting" crazy from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

0402[edit]

Page title : THAT'S AMAZING CARL NOW HOW WELL CAN YOU SUCK DICK

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0402/

Flash title : carl.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : 50 Cent - Give It To Me (Remix [Get On Your Knees])

Lyrics sampled : Baby if you get on your knees / Put me in your mouth / And suck me off / You know I got you

Description : Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bell-Air on his knees sliding around on a very slick floor all while Will Smith is in the background laughing.

Old title: The Negro Swiffer

0403[edit]

Page title : OH MAN, THOSE TWO ARE GOING TO TEAR HER APART WITH THOSE THINGS

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0403/

Flash title : seemydick.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Audio : Ying Yang Twins - Wait (The Whisper Song)

Lyrics sampled : Wait 'til you see my dick / Wait 'til you see my dick / Hey bitch

Description : A very sexy Japanese girl who's licking and kissing two dicks. But, they're about as long as a pinky finger -- and her fingers are actually longer. They are too fucking short to please anything really.

0404[edit]

Page title : Uhh, yeah. Nice car, clothes, and girl you got there, champ.

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0404/

Flash title : gotrice.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Asian Pride - Got Rice?

Lyrics sampled : Got rice, bitch? Got rice? Got food, got soup, got spice? Got brains like us? Got skills like us? Got cars, got cloth, got girls like us?

Description : An Asian guy and girl do a Far East take on hip-hop videos. The guy is a skinny douchebag, his car is a riced-out pile of shit on wheels, the clothes look fucking cheap and stupid and the girl isn't even all that hot. Poor show, bro.

0405[edit]

Page title : THEY SPINNIN' GOOK, THEY SPINNIN'

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0405/

Flash title : loveyouboy.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Daft Punk Snatch feat. Cheryl Pepsii Riley - Let Me Love You Boy

Lyrics sampled : (Let me love you, boy) x 2

Description : A sped-up video of Asian guy and girl having (anal?) sex in a very unique fashion. Is she in pain or laughing? Originally from AEBN.com (the Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network, a supplier of on-demand pornographic videos).

The song is originally off the soundtrack to the movie Snatch.

0406[edit]

Page title : Malkovich? Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich!

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0406/

Flash title : malkovich.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Al Hirt - The Green Hornet Theme

Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)

Description : John Malkovich in fast motion, flipping out like a controlled seizure yelling, "Check check check check check," from the movie "Rounders."

0407[edit]

Page title : n i wuz lik, ya she can handle it dude, she shit like 5 kids outta it, wut u got is nuthin

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0407/

Flash title : wet.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : Yourmom.org

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Audio : Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom

Lyrics sampled : (Stacy's mom has got it goin' on) x 2

Description : A mature woman sucking a large dick. A very large dick... with a look on her face of abject pleasure. She looks sort of like a politician or perhaps the president of a PTA.

Old title: ...then i was like, "sure she can handle it. She's got 5 grandkids!"

0408[edit]

Page title : R.I.P. Dickcream. :(

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0408/

Flash title : godspeed.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Godspeed You! Black Emperor - The Dead Flag Blues

Lyrics sampled : [spoken] And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides

And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt / And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine / And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down / And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles

Description : A black and white film clip of a man [Joseph Goebbels] clapping and looking at something as a very ominous speech plays in the background. The title is a reference to the website Dickcream.com, which was similar to Discharges.org and went down around this time.

As of early 2009, Dickcream.com has become a Discharges.org redirect! You can view all the .swfs that were formerly on the page here. I wouldn't be surprised if some of these made their way onto Discharges.

0409[edit]

Page title : JOIN THE FAMILY

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0409/

Flash title : skelter.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : The Beatles - Helter Skelter

Lyrics sampled : (Helter Skelter) x 2

Description : Low-res loop of a creepy ass hick endlessly screaming about something into his webcam. The title is a reference to the Manson "family" and their interpretation of the song Helter Skelter.

Old title: Inbreeding and webcams do not mix

0501[edit]

Page title : A positive role model for elderly women.

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0501/

Flash title : fuckyou.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Cody Chesnutt - Battle of the Sexes

Lyrics sampled : Fuck you, bitch / Do what I say

Description : A man (Sparta?) kicking an seated old lady right in the face. The clip is somewhat well known. [Anyone know where it's from?]

0502[edit]

Page title : THEY RAVIN' NIGGA, THEY RAVIN'

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0502/

Flash title : niggarave.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : New Order - Confusion (Pump Panel Remix) [From the "Blade" soundtrack]

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0502/

Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)

Description : A clip from "White Chicks" of Terry Crews (a.k.a. "Cheeseburger Eddie" lol) adorned with glowsticks and bracelets raving it up on the dance floor.

0503[edit]

Page title : I know the first thing I would do if I were being jerked off on is open my mouth in horror.

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0503/

Flash title : jerkrun.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Audio : Gene Kelly - Singin' In The Rain

Lyrics sampled : Just singin' in the rain / What a glorious feelin' / I'm happy again / I'm laughin' at clouds / So dark up above / The sun's in my heart / And I'm ready for love

Description : A pretty Japanese girl wearing a short skirt and sitting on a bench reading a letter. Then some guy in a leather jacket runs up, shoots a load on her, and quickly takes off, leaves her with a confused and dismayed look. You can see some of his man juice on her skirt if you look closely.

EDIT: Now it's a nice look at their 404 page... The direct link is a 404, but you can still access the page.

0504[edit]

Page title : A metaphor for all women.

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0504/

Flash title : eatyoursoul.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy

Lyrics sampled : I want your soul / I will eat your soul

Description : An emo/goth/scene/whatever girl (looks like jailbait) is in front of her webcam messing around with a dick made out of paper. She starts to suck it off then proceeds to devour it.

Come To Daddy is a song that started off as a joke and ended up being the title track on a 1997 EP. The title of the SWF is, of course, a reference to the song lyrics.

0505[edit]

Page title : If there's a bustle in your hedgerow?

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0505/

Flash title : satan.swf

Comments in source : Gives the (supposed) lyrics - see lyrics sampled below.

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven (played backwards)

Lyrics sampled : From the source comments, the supposed hidden lyrics:

Oh here's to my sweet Satan
The one whose [little] path would make me sad, whose power is Satan.
He'll give you give you 666 [sometimes reported as "...give those with him 666"]
There was a little toolshed where he made us suffer, sad Satan.

Description : A clip of Will Ferrell on Saturday Night Live, dressed as the Devil and raising the roof.

0506[edit]

Page title : DEGRADING FEMALES IS AN ARTFORM IN JAPAN

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0506/

Flash title : backitup.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Juvenile - Back That Ass Up

Lyrics sampled : "Girl, you looks good, won't you, Back That Ass Up/You's a fine muthafucka, won't you, Back That Ass Up/ Call me Big Daddy, when you Back That Ass Up/ Ho, who is you playing with, Back That Ass Up"

Description : A young Japanese woman dressed in a school uniform doing a backbend and giving upside-down cunnilingus to a woman seated on a chair. Sadly, the naughty bits are censored out.

The song is one of the best-known hits by rapper Juvenile.

0507[edit]

Page title : PC LOAD LETTER

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0507/

Flash title : breakdie.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Geto Boys - Still

Lyrics sampled : ("Die muthafuckas, die muthafuckas! still fool/Die muthafuckas) x2 "Die muthafuckas! still"

Description : A clip from the Mr. T cartoon where a bunch of white guys are twirling on cars and break dancing in the street. The song is best known from the movie Office Space, where it plays during the scene when the three main characters destroy their poorly-functioning printer. The page title is a technology meme that was also referenced in Office Space. From its Wikipedia page:

The phrase is a long standing joke and cause for confusion for computer users because most users could not (and still cannot) decipher its meaning. The term was popularized by the comedy cult film Office Space. Michael Bolton (David Herman), one of the three main characters, reads the error message from the VFD status display on a fax machine, after which he asks, "'PC Load Letter'? What the fuck does that mean?" This message appeared on the display just after Bolton filled the printer's cassette with blank paper. Frustrations such as this led the main characters of the film to take revenge on the malfunctioning printer by destroying it in a vacant field with a baseball bat.

0508[edit]

Page title : DEATH TO DISCHARGES! IT IS TEH SUXX0RZ!

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0508/

Flash title : timetodie.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : Denial.be <<WARNING: Sound is very loud>> More info on Denial.be here.

Distress-o-meter rating : 4/10

Audio : Justin Timberlake - Cry Me a River

Lyrics sampled : Cry me a river / Cry me a river, yeah

Description : A clip of some guy from the movie "Ken Park" committing suicide by shooting himself in the head.

Old title: One less ginger walking around now.

0509[edit]

Page title : COMMENCE TO JIGGLIN'

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0509/

Flash title : wigglejiggle.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : DJ Assault - Asses Wigglin'

Lyrics sampled : "Asses wigglin'/ And tit-tits jigglin'/ Asses Wigglin'/ And titties jigglin'/ Say it/"Asses wigglin'/ And tit-tits jigglin'/ Asses Wigglin'/ And titties jigglin'"

Description : The Jiggle Billy doll from Aqua Teen Hunger Force shaking his ass. Night vision goggles not included.

DJ Assault has produced some hilarious songs, including a quality rendition of Ass N' Titties - check him out!

0601[edit]

Page title : BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, EAT ALL YOUR SCHOOL, STAY IN MILK, DRINK YOUR TEETH, DON'T DO SLEEP, GET 8 HOURS OF DRUGS

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0601/

Flash title : itgleams.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Jermaine Dupri feat. Jay-Z - Money Ain't A Thing

Lyrics sampled : "In the Ferrari or Jaguar, switchin' four lanes/ With the top down screamin' out, money ain't a thang/ Bubble hard in the double R, flashin' the rings/ With the window cracked, holler back, money ain't a thang/ Jigga, I don't like it if it don't gleam gleam/ And to Hell with the price 'cause the money ain't a thang/ Put it down hard for my dogs that's locked in the bang/ When you hit the bricks, new whips, money ain't a thang"

Description : Mr. T getting down to some rap music. "Break yo' self, fool" style.

0602[edit]

Page title : That's not part of my objective.

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0602/

Flash title : squirt.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 4/10

Audio : Liz Phair - Flower

Lyrics sampled : Every time I see your face / I get all wet between my legs / Every time you pass me by / I leave a sigh of pain

Description : A hairy pussy squirting out a big bolus of milk. "Flower" is one of Liz Phair's most sexually explicit and downright sexually aggressive pieces (she didn't always produce pop-friendly music).

The page title is clipped from one of the funnier verses of the song: You're probably shy and introspective / That's not part of my objective / I just want your fresh young jimmy / Jamming, slamming, ramming in me

Old title: IT DOES A BODY GOOD

0603[edit]

Page title : TWITCH

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0603/

Flash title : creepy.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10

Audio : Natural Born Chillers(NBC) - Rock The Funky Beats

Lyrics sampled : Rock-rock-rock-rock-rock-rock-rock-rock / the-the-the-the-the-the-the / funk-funk-funk-funk-funk-funk-funk-funk / ky-ky-ky-ky-ky-ky-ky / beats, beats, beats, beats, beats

Description : A ghoulish face twitching like a mofo. [Probably from some movie?] [Most likely candidate is Jacob's Ladder] Sort of disturbing, especially if you mute the audio.

Rock_The_Funky_Beat.rar [1] this is ridiculously hard to find ;)

0604[edit]

Page title : Born August 11th, 1974 in Chicago, IL. REBORN March 23rd, 2004, Bangkok, THAILAND.

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0604/

Flash title : trandance.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 4/10

Audio : Front Line Assembly – Epitaph

Lyrics sampled : Swimming in a world of creeps / Vengeance is mine now

Description : A naked, pre-op MTF transsexual dancing to trance music as her large penis hypnotically flops about. Not sure if the page title is referring to the actual circumstances of the video - if not, it makes reference to the fact that Thailand is a popular location for sex-change operations.

The song is the titular track off industrial band Front Line Assembly's 2001 album Epitaph.

0605[edit]

Page title : Density = 100%

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0605/

Flash title : saturation.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : Phonejapan.com (coupled to shittier music)

Distress-o-meter rating : 8/10

Audio : Chevelle - Clincher

Lyrics sampled : ("Now saturate/ Now saturate/ Now saturate/ The earth") 2x

Description : Two topless Japanese girls - one sitting on top of the other. The one on top throws up all over the already vomit covered girl's face. Just nasty. Both are covered in chunky puke. The girl on top would be hot if she wasn't smeared with stomach crap.

0606[edit]

Page title : IS IT TIME TO JIHAD?!

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0606/

Flash title : jihad.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Europe - The Final Countdown

Lyrics sampled : pending

Description : Daler Mehndi dancing to Tunak Tunak Tun.

0607[edit]

Page title : Cowboy...bebop?

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0607/

Flash title : cowboybebop.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Yoko Kanno - Bad Dog, No Biscuit

Lyrics sampled : pending

Description : Clip from Mel Brooks' classic comedy Blazing Saddles where all the cowboys are dancing around like "Kansas City faggots."

0608[edit]

Page title : HE'S GOT ONE MACHINE

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0608/

Flash title : plugmein.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Add N to (X) - Plug Me In

Lyrics sampled : (Plug me in) x 2

Description : A guy on an exercise machine with a dildo attached to the bottom of it doggy-style fucking a woman.

0609[edit]

Page title : CHRISTIAN ANTI-PREMARITAL SEX PROPAGANDA

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0609/

Flash title : denial.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10

Audio : System of a Down - Cigaro

Lyrics sampled : COOL,In denial. We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro(x3)

Description : Hentai loop in which some sort of giant caterpillar-like insects are continually birthed out of a vagina. [Anyone know where it's from?]

0701[edit]

Page title : YOU GOT SERVED

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0701/

Flash title : served.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : DMX - Get It On The Floor (Remix)

Lyrics sampled : I wanna dance (with ya girlfriend)/ I wanna roll (with ya pool boy)/ I wanna freak/ Let's get it goin'/ Let's get it goin'/ Work it out on the floor!/ Work it out on the floor! (Hey!)/ Work it out on the floor!/ Work it out on the floor! (What?)/ Work it out on the floor!/ Work it out on the floor!/ Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Description : Clip from Chappelle's Show of Dave Chappelle doing some fancy dance moves with a broom. Oh Dave, you can serve me anytime. ;o)

0702[edit]

Page title : Home movies of the International Polio Stricken Transvestite Association

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0702/

Flash title : shespretty.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 8/10

Audio : Kaiser Chiefs - Oh My God

Lyrics sampled : ("And oh my God/ I can't believe it/ I've never been this far away from home") x2

Description : A looping .gif of Goddess Bunny, a popular transvestite from LA. Pretty unnerving.

"[[Wikipedia|Oh My God (Kaiser Chiefs song|Oh My God]" is a moderately popular song by a British group that hit #6 on UK charts in 2005. A cover by Mark Ronson (featuring vocals by UK pop star Lily Allen) came out in 2007 and again made it to the UK Top 10.

0703[edit]

Page title : I'M TOLD THIS IS VERY HYGENIC

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0703/

Flash title : meat.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Audio : Shinkichi Mitsumune - Selfish

Distress-o-meter rating : 4/10

Lyrics sampled : pending

Description : A naked woman sitting on a pile of ground beef with spread legs, mashing it against her labia.

0704[edit]

Page title : WHO'S THINKING ARBY's?!

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0704/

Flash title : loose.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10

Audio : T.I. feat. Nelly - Get Loose

Lyrics sampled : "If you really wanna show me that you love me/ Get loose/ No Grey Goose/ If you don't get loose/ Get up out the coupe if you won't get loose/ Bend it over/ Reach for yo toe/ Get loose"

Description : A woman sucking the shit out of a pair of floppy beef curtains (i.e. extremely loose/large labia).

0705[edit]

Page title : DON'T FUCK WITH THE JESUS

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0705/

Flash title : jesus2.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Gypsy Kings Hotel California - Gypsy Kings

Lyrics sampled : pending

Description : Clip from "The Big Lebowski" where Jesus cleans his bowling ball in a most humorous fashion.

0706[edit]

Page title : heads up

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0706/

Flash title : heading.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : Pressurespot.com

Audio : Lil' Wyte - Bald Head Hoes

Distress-o-meter rating : 6/10

Lyrics sampled : "Bald head hoes/ I see some bald head hoes/ Every where I go I see some bald head hoes"

Description : A bald dude plunges head first (literally) into a woman's love cave. The clip is from the Denni O - Amazing Penetrations porn series.

0707[edit]

Page title : DON'T WORRY, WORF CAN SATISFY THEM, KLINGONS HAVE EIGHT PENISES

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0707/

Flash title : klingon.swf

Comments in source : Beamed up straight from the cock fiend planet. Also, Worf loves Double DVDA.

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Dr. Dre - Fuck With Dre Day

Lyrics sampled : "Yeah/ Hell yeah"

Description : Worf from Star Trek gets a pleasant surprise as two hot, white, human females materialize on either side of him. Sadly, Klingons do not actually have eight penises.

0708[edit]

Page title : BATTLING SEIZURE ROBOTS CLAIM ANOTHER VICTIM

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0708/

Flash title : seizure.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Hallucinogen - Jiggle Of The Sphinx

Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)

Description : A Japanese guy has a seizure during the credits of a movie. [Anyone know what movie?] Really funny.

The title is a reference to the Simpsons episode Thirty Minutes over Tokyo|Thirty Minutes over Tokyo, where the entire Simpson family (except Homer, but he plays along) suffers seizures after watching the fake Japanese TV show Battling Seizure Robots.

This, in turn, is a reference to the infamous ability of certain Japanese TV shows, video games, etc. that show bright, rapidly flashing (stroboscopic) lights to induce seizures in susceptible individuals, i.e. people with photosensitive epilepsy. About 1 in 4000 children suffer from some kind of photosensitive epilepsy.

One of the most infamous triggers was a 1997 Pokémon episode, where a scene depicting a stroboscopic (12 Hz) blue/red flashing resulted in the hospitalization of 685 children (though few actually were diagnosed with photosensitive epilepsy) and some symptoms reported in an estimated 5-10% of the viewing population. The even funnier part - when the clip was shown on news programs covering the story, still more people suffered symptoms.

For what it's worth, watching the episode in high quality gave me a headache and made me feel a little nauseous, lightheaded and even a bit dissociative, though watching it in lower quality didn't do much. The episode is Dennou Senshi Porigon, or "Electric Soldier Porygon" (S1E38). The episode has not been aired outside Japan. You can find it using your favorite torrent client (hint: find Season 1 of the series and use a client that allows you to pick and choose which files in a torrent to download). Or check out the scene on You Tube. That one comes with a handy disclaimer!

And this one repeats the seizure process over and over for handy pocket seizures!

0709[edit]

Page title : the goat can't help it. :(

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0709/

Flash title : dealwithit.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 7/10

Audio : J. Geils Band - Love Stinks

Lyrics sampled : "Love stinks/ Yeah yeah/ Love stinks"

Description : Very disturbing -- shows a guy trying to make out with an ostensibly unwilling goat. It reminds me of the South Park episode Douche and Turd where they depict a group of PETA members living in a compound where they, er, "mate" with animals.

Old title: It's inter-species relations, fuckhead. Not bestiality!

0801[edit]

Page title : Billowing Backpacks, Radioactive Man: It's the worst villian of them all--the Scoutmaster!

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0801/

Flash title : radioactive.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Quincy Jones Orchestra - Soul Bossa Nova [the Austin Powers theme]

Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)

Description : A scene from an episode of The Simpsons where Radioactive Man, the Scoutmaster and two groupies in the background are dancing. The episode - Radioactive Man (S7E2) is the source of the famous quote "The goggles - they do nothing!"

0802[edit]

Page title : oedipus complex

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0802/

Flash title : blind.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 5/10

Audio : Killing Joke - Seeing Red

Lyrics sampled : Red, red, red, red/ When you hear the sound of warning/ When the only color is/ Red sky in the morning/ Everywhere I'm seeing/ Red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red

Description : Footage from an extreme gruesome and controversial 1985 Japanese movie titled Guinea Pig: The Devil's Experiment (Za ginipiggu: Akuma no jikken) of a young woman's eyeball being skewered and pulled out with a spoon. Disturbing!

The title is a reference to the mythological Greek king Oedipus who, after learning that he murdered his father and married his mother, put his own eyes out.

0803[edit]

Page title : YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M UNCENSORED

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0803/

Flash title : rungirl.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Audio : David Banner - Play

Lyrics sampled : Run girl, I'm tryna get your body wet/Work that, lemme see you drip sweat

Description : Some dumb bitch falters and falls flat on her face on a treadmill, which proceeds to kick her off at high speed. For some reason, she thought that it would be smart to try to turn the speed up and run with high intensity while wearing extremely restrictive clothing (tight jeans, two layers of restrictive shirts) and shitty shoes.

Old title: YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M SOBER

0804[edit]

Page title : Only uncultured fucks will not understand this.

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0804/

Flash title :istanbul.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : They Might Be Giants - Istanbul (Not Constantinople)

Lyrics sampled : Istanbul was Constantinople/ Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople/ Been a long time gone, Constantinople/ Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Description : The mime from the movie EuroTrip doing a little dance. The page title (and song) refers to the fact that the Turkish city currently known as Istanbul was originally named Constantinople (after the Roman Emperor Constantine). It was officially renamed as Istanbul in 1930, soon after the founding of the Republic of Turkey. The song is a 1989 cover - one of many - of the 1956 original by the Canadian group The Four Lads.

Full history and details on the names historically used to refer to this city here.

0805[edit]

Page title : FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0805/

Flash title : fyad.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : N/A

Audio : Edwin Van Santen - Axel F [The Beverly Hills Cop theme, named after main character Axel Foley]

Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)

Description : Shows that Appliance Direct (an Asian) guy saying "Wasting all your laundry money is… WAKKIE NU NU!" in a looping animation.

0806[edit]

Page title : Meat tastes like murder, and murder is delicious.

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0806/

Flash title : turkey.swf

Comments in source : Forgive the loop quality, I made this in a hurry to catch a flight. Enjoy your thanksgiving, shitface.

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 5/10

Audio : Coq Roq - Bob Your Head

Lyrics sampled : Bob your head/ Push out your beak/ Bob your head/ Shake your lean white meat

Description : Footage of a chicken's throat being slit. Warning: Not PETA friendly.

0807[edit]

Page title : REASON HAS GIVEN WAY TO PASSION

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0807/

Flash title :ultimatebj.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Gorillaz - D.A.R.E

Lyrics sampled : You've got to press it on you/ You just a-think it/ That's what you do baby/ Hold it down there

Description : Footage of the Ultimate Warrior giving Hulk Hogan head. Well, not really, but it sure looks like it.

0808[edit]

Page title : ithinkicanithinkicanithinkicanithinkicanithinkicanithinkicanithinkican

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0808/

Flash title : ridethetrain.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 6/10

Audio : Quad City DJs - C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)

Lyrics sampled : (Come on, ride the train, hey, ride it, woo woo) x 4

Read more: Quad City Djs - C'mon 'n Ride It (the Train) Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Description : Very old video of some girl trying a outrun a train, but ending up getting pwned by it.

Note: The kid was a deaf girl. She didn't survive.

0809[edit]

Page title : Someone is having a lot more fun than someone else...

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0809/

Flash title : someonesexcited.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Eminem - Just Lose It

Lyrics Sampled: Alright now lose it(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)/Just lose it(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)/ Go crazy (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)/ Oh baby (AH-AH)/ Oh baby, baby (AH-AH)

Description : Black porn star Lexington Steel has a fun time (in some white chick's ass)! As he laughs triumphantly, she looks vaguely upset. Eminem's "ah ah ah ah ah" is synched up to his triumphant laughter - really well done!

0901[edit]

Page title : just because a guy likes to dance, and drinks cappuccino, and has made out with a couple guys, DOES NOT MAKE HIM GAY

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0901/

Flash title : raceisntgay.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Narcotic Thrust - When The Dawn Breaks

Lyrics sampled : pending

Description : Footage from an episode of Harvey Birdman in which Race Bannon's robot clone dances amidst rainbow disco lights.

0902[edit]

Page title : MOST. AWKWARD. PROM. EVER.

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0902/

Flash title : hiphop.swf

Comments in source : Social commentary v. loops. Quit.

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Grandmaster Flash - Scorpio

Lyrics sampled : He is DJ Flash and he came here to give you a blast/ And we are the Furious Five and we're rocking/ Shocking all the way live

Description : Clip from some ABC TV show of a kid with pretty much no lower half of his body break dancing. See it to believe it.

0903[edit]

Page title : TIGHTER, WARMER, MORE DEGRADING TO WOMEN

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0903/

Flash title : facedown.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : 2 Live Crew - Face Down, Ass Up

Lyrics sampled : It's called/ Face down/ Ass up/ That's the way we like to fuck/ Face down/ Ass up/ That's the way we like to fuck

Description : An anime maid being knocked against a wall, then she falls forward and predictably, she's left with then her ass sticks up with her ass sticking up in the air and her panties fully exposed.

0904[edit]

Page title : nothing like a blood orgy on christmas.

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0904/

Flash title : bloodorgy.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 4/10

Audio : Marilyn Manson - Astonishing Panorama of the Endtimes

Lyrics sampled : pending

Description : Footage from an episode of South Park showing the Christmas Critters having a orgy in puddles of blood -- straight from the imagination of Eric Cartman. Not really that gross, but might be disturbing to those who are under the age of 10.

0905[edit]

Page title : Only two people in the world have the Easy-Flow Elbow, and one of them happens to be named Bruce Willis.

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0905/

Flash title : sway.swf

Comments in source : thanks to uh... some guy for the audio suggestion.

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Mindless Self Indulgence - Stupid Motherfucker

Lyrics sampled : Is it simple enough for you?/Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?/ Is it simple enough for you?/ Does everybody understand?/ Are you all still, all still

Description : Video clip of Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) at the disco.

0906[edit]

Page title : FIRST BED TO BE MADE OF NASA GRADE TITANIUM

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0906/

Flash title : cellulite.swf

Comments in source : with a lovely floral pattern, i might add

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 7/10

Audio : Splack Pack - Shake That Ass, Bitch (2 Live Crew Remix)

Lyrics sampled : Shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got (x5)

Description : A morbidly obese black woman on top of a reasonably normal-weight black man. They are having "sex", and the woman's ass is shaking. Fucking gross.

0907[edit]

Page title : OH MAN IT'S SO REALISTIC

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0907/

Flash title : oopsanime.swf

Comments in source : It pretty much goes without saying that it's probably a petite, womanly asian guy under that costume

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Audio : The Bravery - Honest Mistake

Lyrics sampled : Don't look at me that way/ It was an honest mistake

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Description : A Japanese girl wearing an anime girl mask getting humped by a man who is also wearing a mask. It's hard to tell if they are actually having sex or if the man is just dry humping because he's wearing overalls while the woman is wearing what appears to be a skin-tone bodysuit.

0908[edit]

Page title : BE COOL MAN SAY IT

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0908/

Flash title : hahahigh.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10

Audio : Three 6 Mafia - Stay High

Lyrics sampled : I gotta stay high I I I I I I I I until I die I I I I I I I

Description : A scene from the movie The Stuff when Chocolate Chip Charlie mutates after he becomes part of the evil alien yogurt. The inside of his mouth/throat looks pretty creepy.

The song was a hit single from the Three 6 Mafia album Most Known Unknown.

0909[edit]

Page title : AREN'T YOU GLAD I UPDATED?! <3 (quit whining)

Link : http://discharges.org/h/0909/

Flash title : asianfags.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : Was used on a unique shock site called brad.com, however, the site has since been removed and turned into a gay educational site. is currently parked. is currently a kid's education site (Born to Read And Discover)! Currently used on besties.org

Distress-o-meter rating : 6/10

Audio : Huey "Piano" Smith and the Clowns - Don't You Just Know It?

Lyrics sampled : Ah ha ha ha (2x) / Hey-oh (2x) / Gooba gooba gooba gooba (2x) / Ah ha ha ha (2x) / Ah ha ha ha (2x) / Hey-oh (2x) / Hey pretty baby can we go strollin (Don't you just know it?) / You got me rockin when I oughta be rollin (Don't you just know it?)

Description : Shows two gay Asian men having anal sex. One of them is dark skinned and the other is light skinned. The dark skinned man is penetrating the white skinned man with a condom on his dick.

1101[edit]

Page title : or....not...

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1101/

Flash title : fetus.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : Unknown, but pictures of harlequin fetuses have become a shock site staple.

Distress-o-meter rating : 8/10

Audio : Shaun Mullins - Lullaby

Lyrics sampled : Everything's gonna be all right/ Rockabye, rockabye

Description : Shows a video clip of a newborn suffering from harlequin-type ichthyosis, a congenital disease that is (almost) invariably fatal all while the vocals in the background state: "ev-e-ry-thing is gonna be all right..." -- or....not... Pretty disturbing.

1102[edit]

Page title : ONE TRACK LIKE WHA--?!

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1102/

Flash title : ungunf.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : Dontwatch.us

Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10

Audio : K's Choice - Not An Addict

Lyrics sampled : pending

Description : Slow-motion close-up of a cute-looking girl getting mouth-fucked as a massive load of semen sloshes out her mouth and down her chin. The rhythmic flapping of the testicles synched up with the background music is hypnotizing.

1103[edit]

Page title : FOILED AGAIN!

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1103/

Flash title : slam.swf

Comments in source : thanks kevin

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Quad City DJs - Space Jam

Lyrics sampled : Come on and slam and welcome to the jam/ Come on and slam if you want to jam (2x)

Description : From the Batman animated series, a clip of the villain "The Penguin" pounding on the ground in dismay.

1104[edit]

Page title : If I'm not back at home by nine they declare me legally dead and collect my insurance.

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1104/

Flash title : ohshigonnadie.swf

Comments in source : No, it's not real you idiots.

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Audio : Dem Franchize Boyz - Lean With It Rock With It (x8)

Lyrics sampled : Lean with it (rock with it)

Description : Clip of a young boy looking up in surprise, then being crushed by what looks like a huge pane of glass. From Final Destination 2. The title is based on a quote by Abe "Grampa" Simpson.

1105[edit]

Page title : they caught me

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1105/

Flash title : durty.swf

Comments in source : Be careful what you wish for, Alex.

Use in other websites : Macory.com

Distress-o-meter rating : 9/10

Audio : Chamillionaire - Ridin'

Lyrics sampled : (Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty) x 3 / My music so loud / I'm swangin / They hopin' that they gon' catch me ridin' dirty

Description : Shit pours from a girl's ass as some lucky gentleman helps clean things up by plowing it down into her snatch. Just watching it makes your urethra burn with UTI sympathy pains.

The song was a wildly popular single in 2006, hitting the #1 spot in US charts and going quadruple platinum. The song has spawned a number of memes:

  1. "They see me rollin' / They hatin'" - typically juxtaposed with a picture of someone in a wheelchair or crappy car (or other crappy vehicle).
  2. "Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty" | they caught me - the one used on Discharges.org

1106[edit]

Page title : IS IT HIS QUEST FOR GLORY!?

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1106/

Flash title : amanlikewhaa.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : TheWillpower.org - to their credit, they credit Discharges.org for the find!

Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10

Audio : DVDA - Now You're A Man

Lyrics sampled : Now you're a man (man!) / A man, man, man / Now you're a man (man!) / A manly manly man

Description : Guy in a backwards-cap and sunglasses fellating himself on a leather couch. He's a wiener! (GETITLOLOLOL!?)

The song is by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators and creative direction behind South Park and other projects (e.g. the movie Team America).

1107[edit]

Page title : fell down some stairs...

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1107/

Flash title : felldownsomestairs.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Tammy Wynette - Stand By Your Man

Lyrics sampled : Stand by your man/ Live him two arms to cling to/ And something warm to come to/ When nights are cold and lonely.

Description : Clip of a girl getting slapped hard then landing in a terribly unrealistic way (directly on her back). Even though it's less extreme, the Jay-Z clip is much more "offensive".

The page title may be a reference to the movie Fight Club, where the narrator uses the excuse "fell down some stairs" to account for his horribly pummeled face.

1108[edit]

Page title : TO THE RESCUE!?!?

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1108/

Flash title : superhorny.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Stone Temple Pilots - Sex Type Thing

Lyrics sampled : Here I come/ I come/ I come/ I come

Description : Some actor dressed up as Superman, rubbing his nipples in a wholly unsexy way. Purportedly this is from Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

1109[edit]

Page title : pfft, everyone knows TONY DANZA is the boss.

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1109/

Flash title : hustlin.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Rick Ross - Hustlin'

Lyrics sampled : Everyday I'm hustlin' (x4)/ Everyday I'm/ Everyday I'm/ Everyday I'm hustlin'

Description : Black kid doing what looks like the crip-walk. "Everyday I'm hustlin'" is somewhat of a meme in its own right.

1201[edit]

Page title : CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1201/

Flash title : spermslide.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10

Audio : Yoko Kanno - Cats On Mars

Lyrics sampled : pending

Description : Naked Asian (Japanese?) girl being slid around on a waxed floor.

1202[edit]

Page title : porn at 5x speed = comedy

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1202/

Flash title : dpfun.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Cindy Lauper - Girls Just Want To Have Fun

Lyrics sampled : Ohhh girls just want to have fun!

Description : Girl being held up in the air and double-penetrated at (presumably) 5x normal speed. Notable for the fact that every single thing in this clip is shaved, making it all look very non-human.

1203[edit]

Page title : blowing my final wad

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1203/

Flash title : gameover.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 7/10

Audio : Zero 7 - Ending Theme

Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)

Description : Displays "ending theme" then shows a clip of a guy ejaculating out of the hole at the base of his fully bifurcated (split) penis.


1203 went up on October 31, 2006 and stayed up on the site for almost a year. On October 26, 2007, Discharges.org made its triumphant return.


1204[edit]

Page title : weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1204/

Flash title : zoooom.swf

Comments in source : None, but contains the following keywords: "0, 1, discharges loops sick funny gore graphic perverted sex cunt pussy fuck lick impale blood guts movies clips sound pussy filth murder slaughter cum jizz dick mangle satan ham pig asian boobs tits nipple fornicate intercourse blowjob honey strawberry jam"

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 4/10

Audio : Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko

Lyrics sampled : We're gonna ride the race cars / We're gonna dance on fire / We're the girls: Le Disko / Supersonic overdrive

Description : A woman in bondage is being fucked/riding on a modified rascal scooter that has a dildo attached to the motor to move it in and out of her vagina as she is driven down the street by remote control. Original video here.

The song is a relatively well-known single off the album We Are Pilots (v3). For what it's worth, I heard a DJ spinning this at a local bar a couple nights ago (July 2008).

1205[edit]

Page title : i'm getting mixed signals

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1205/

Flash title : marbles.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 9/10

Audio : Brendon Small - Marbles

Lyrics sampled : Dont put marbles in your nose/Put them in there do not put them in there (x2)

Description : Showing a person inserting two of what look like 23-25 gauge needles directly into his testicles and removing them. When he removes the second one, some unknown fluid shoots out. Really nasty.

The song is from an episode of the cartoon series Home Movies.

1206[edit]

Page title : anxiety-attax

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1206/

Flash title : friends.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : The Encyclopedia Dramatica page: "Azn"

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Audio : The White Stripes - We Are Gonna Be Friends

Lyrics sampled : (I can tell that we are gonna be friends) x 2

Description : Japanese guy slobbers all over a Japanese girl's face.

1207[edit]

Page title : just sweep it up, girl

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1207/

Flash title : twoscratches.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 8/10

Audio : Marc M. - Dance Baby Dance [incorrectly listed on the main site as "Cool Court"]

Lyrics sampled : Dance / Baby slide down that pole, baby / Dance / Baby show me who you workin for

Description : Some guy bound up in leather restraints and having his anus fristed (fisted past the wrist... and down to the elbow, in this case) by another guy. "Baby, slide down that pole!"

The music was originally from the flash video Cool Court: Starring Nachos The Crosseyed Cat by Marc M of Sickanimation.com. The Pop-n-Loc-ness monster wins his case in Cool Court and immediately breaks it down. A higher quality version of the song can be found on Marc's CD (The Ultimate Party Collection, Vol. 1).

The title of the video (twoscratches.swf) references another line in the song: "Can I get two scratches for my homeboy Jesus?"

The title of the page: "Now bend over girl / And use your titties like a broom and sweep it / Just sweep it / There's a roach on the floor and some dust and some corn, just sweep it up / Just sweep it up"

1208[edit]

Page title : BLACK HULK DESTROY

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1208/

Flash title : soclean.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Three 6 Mafia - Pull Up At The Club (originally sampled from Three 6 Mafia - Yeah I Rob)

Lyrics sampled : Now when I pull up at the club / I'm lookin so clean / Se-se-seven seven [77] Cut Dog painted lime green / T-t-today I'm married and my wife don't play / If ya want me to treat [cheat?] you / Ugly bitch you gotta pay

Description : A black bodybuilder in a bodybuilding competition doing a little moonwalk-like dance on stage. He's wearing nothing except what looks like tanga underwear.

1209[edit]

Page title : I still have dreams of giving dropfry a blow job in his car. Did that happen for reals?

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1209/

Flash title : nickraciti.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Audio : J.J. Cool - Supersonic

Lyrics sampled : I saw my llama llama llama/ Do my nama see me?/ Now my llama nama do/ My llama llama nama see me/ Now my llama nama do/ My llama llama nama see me/ Now my llama nama see me,/ I'm a do my llama hum uh

Description : Some girl flopping around her tiny breasts and holding her shirt up by her mouth (biting down on it). This video is also sped up - my best guess is that it's 2-3 times normal speed.

Dropfry and Nickraciti are users of a forum, takedumps, linked to on the /salv/ page of discharges. The page title is apparently a quote of Nick's.

Update: nickraciti has recently been arrested.

1301[edit]

Page title : muffmaul

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1301/

Flash title : cuntpunt.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : Kickinthecunt.com

Distress-o-meter rating : 4/10

Audio : Jack Black - Kick In The Cunt [Artist incorrectly listed as Tenacious D on the main page]

Lyrics sampled : Give 'er just a lit'le kick in the cunt / (A kick in the cunt?) / A kick in the cunt! / Yes, a very nice kick in the cunt / You'll sure have 'er stumped if you go for the punt / With a jolly good kick in the cunt

Description : A young, naked woman being cunt-punted (kicked between her legs with an upward, sweeping stroke) by another young(?) woman wearing only the top of a referee uniform (a black-and-white vertical striped shirt).

For more, check out the Vulnerable Point blog, dedicated entirely to pictures of the elusive cunt punt (or punch).

1302[edit]

Page title : POOT

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1302/

Flash title : poot.swf

Comments in source : DEDICATED to PrinceKMA

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10

Audio : Leslie Gore - Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows

Lyrics sampled : Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows/ Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together/ Brighter than a lucky penny/ When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear/ And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine/ My life is sunshine lollipops and rainbows/ That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!

Description : An animation of a pink-skinned man with poodle-like features (like a puffy tail) expelling what looks like magic-pixie dust from his ass in what is supposed to look like a fart. Little butterflies flutter around in the background and foreground.

Particularly annoying because it can get stuck in your head way too easily.

1303[edit]

Page title : RIPPLE EFFECT; LETS ALL MOVE TO L.A.

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1303/

Flash title : affair.swf

Comments in source : DEDICATED to Marcus

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 7/10

Audio : Be Your Own Pet - The Kelly Affair

Lyrics sampled : Everybody here parties all the time / Everybody here has got sex on their mind / It could be dangerous / Living in this valley

Description : A thin, naked, hairless/fully shaved man (colloquially known as a "twink" in the gay community) facing forwards and pumping a huge dildo in and out of his ass. As he does so, a visible "ripple" following the path of the dildo slides up and across the surface of his abdomen.

1304[edit]

Page title : this one is a floater

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1304/

Flash title : floaters.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Audio : The Stranglers - Golden Brown

Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)

Description : A woman underwater pushing out a turd which immediately floats up to the surface. Kinda funny -- the music in the background is really whimsical.

1305[edit]

Page title : chill baby, i just like masturbating with fish

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1305/

Flash title : smellit.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 8/10

Audio : Riskay - Smell Yo Dick

Lyrics sampled : Why you comin' home / 5 in the morn' / Something's goin' on; can I smell yo' dick? / Don't play me like a fool / Cause that ain't cool / So what you need to do is lemme smell yo' dick

Description : A guy mouth-fucking a big dead fish with a girl masturbating in the background. Not sure what kind - looks sort of like a wide-mouth bass. Really unpleasant.

The title refers to the idea that vaginal secretions smell fishy; thus this person's female partner might (as described in the song) interpret his dick smelling like fish as evidence of him cheating on her.

1306[edit]

Page title : never question the internet

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1306/

Flash title : equalslashequalsense.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 7/10

Audio : Chip Tha Ripper - Freestyle [S.L.A.B.]

Lyrics sampled : Interior crocodile alligator / I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

Description : Some young dumbass kid sticking his hand into the mouth of an alligator. (Or is it a crocodile?) Guess what happens next? The alligator bites down and the two roll end-over-end as the kid tries to pull his arm out. Morbidly funny. If you watch what happens to his arm carefully, it bends and twists in ways that arms are not intended to.

The song itself, coupled to a video of a crocodile (or is it an alligator?) prowling about has become a YouTube Favicon.png YouTube meme.

1307[edit]

Page title : PUMP PUMP RUB RUB MYMASKOFSANITYISSLIPPING

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1307/

Flash title : partyparty.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10

Audio : The ending theme from the Japanese anime "Shin-Chan" (don't know the title yet)

Lyrics sampled : (Party party, join us join us) x 3 / Shake your day away and you can... [loops back]

Description : Really buff Japanese chick riding a dick while simultaneously doing bicep curls.

The page title is probably a reference to the American Psycho quote, "My mask of sanity is about to slip" (Patrick Bateman). This quote, in turn, has been quoted in other media (e.g. the song Suicidal Failure by Cage). The full quote:

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

1308[edit]

Page title : Are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1308/

Flash title : thewhip.swf

Comments in source : I never said I was a role model.

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 8/10

Audio : Mister Fab - Ghost Ride It

Lyrics sampled : When you get a new car (uh-huh, uh-huh) / And you feelin' like a star (okay, okay) / What you gon' do (what you gon' do, what you gon' do) / Ghost ride it! / (Ghost ride ya whip)

Description : A guy at a gas station just minding his own business suddenly gets hit by a car at full force, then the car runs him over and crushes his face! Freakin' hilarious! Contrary to the title, however, it's unlikely that there was any ghost riding taking place, since it usually is a low-speed affair.

1309[edit]

Page title : so that's where he lives

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1309/

Flash title : popopopop.swf

Comments in source : Let the power of Christ compel you -- to dance.

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 7/10

Audio : INXS - Devil Inside

Lyrics sampled : The devil inside / The devil inside / Every single one of us - the devil inside

Description : A woman in black fishnets with a hand up her vagina; apparently, her colon is a bit "loose", since every time this hand plunges deeper and presumably pokes upwards, her colon partially prolapses. In the background, it appears that she's sucking on a dick all the while.

[[Wikipedia:Devil_Inside_(song)|The song], by the Australian band INXS, was a 1988 international hit single, making it inside the top 50 in France (20) Germany (33), Ireland (25), the UK (47) and of course, Australia (6) and the US (2). The intense popularity of this song in the States is a bit ironic, seeing as it didn't even get inside the top 5 in Australia.

The source comments are a reference to a line of the song Hey Jesus by Marc M of Sickanimation.com (music video here).

1401[edit]

Page title : wat?

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1401/

Flash title : slobber.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Prince - Working Up A Black Sweat

Lyrics sampled : Workin' / Workin' up a black sweat

Description : Scene from the movie Blood Diamond of a black guy screaming with saliva ("slobber") pouring from his mouth.

1402[edit]

Page title : Has it been 3 months already?

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1402/

Flash title : wiminz.swf

Comments in source : Yeah, I couldn't believe I put a Britney Spears song on the site either, but the hilarity potential was just too great to pass up.

Use in other shock sites : A notable site or two that doesn't come to mind

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Song : Britney Spears - Womanizer

Lyrics sampled : Womanizer, woman-womanizer / You're a womanizer / Oh / Womanizer, oh / You're a womanizer, baby / (You-you-you-ah) x 2 / (Womanizer) x 4

Description : A fleetingly popular SWF of a man inflicting a cunt punch upon a woman (a less popular alternative to the cunt punt). She pushes him away violently, there is a scene cut, and he rapidly drops to the ground and inflicts a brutal uppercut directly into her twat. She then recoils in apparent pain.

The whole process seems awkward. This was likely staged and "fake" in that the woman was probably not actually injured.

1403[edit]

Page title : Believe it or not, this is from a bloopers reel; he was supposed to break her neck

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1403/

Flash title : bitch.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other shock sites : {unknown}

Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10

Song : Gucci Mane - I'm the Shit (feat. Black Magik)

Lyrics sampled : (I'm the shit, bitch) x 4 / Look at my neck, damn / Look at my wrist, damn / Look at my bitch, damn / Look at wrist, damn

Description : Although this warning applies to many of the videos on Discharges.org, it's worth making a special note in this instance: do not try this at home. If you do this with a sexual partner, you will probably both be hurt very badly.

This video has also made the rounds. A black guy is having vigorous (anal?) sex with a white woman who is bent forward at a 90 degree angle... while upside-down and supporting himself by doing a handstand. He does a somersault away from her, rolling forward across his back, and pulls her with him. She does a complete backflip and ends up on the floor, on her back and bent with her ass in the air and her knees almost touching her face. He ends up sitting flat on the ground right in front and immediately, vigorously starts to eat either her pussy or her ass (not visible from the video).

An amazing acrobatic act. Unlike you and I, he truly is the shit, bitch.


1404[edit]

Page title : I think he's bluffing.

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1404/

Flash title : tell.swf

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other shock sites : {unknown}

Distress-o-meter rating : 3.5/10

Song : Lady Gaga - Pokerface

Lyrics sampled : (Po-po-po-pokerface, po-po-pokerface / Mah mah mah mah) x 2

Description : Short clip from the Japanese film, Machine Girl, which shows a number of individuals who have had their faces torn off and completely exposed. Not terribly realistic and pretty lighthearted given the upbeat music in the background, but the fake blood spurting all over might distress some people.

Both the title of the page and the SWF are references to the the song; in poker, a tell is some kind of action or behavioral disposition that gives away the contents of your hand in some way (e.g. reveals that you have been bluffing). Bluffing refers to intentional deception as to the contents of your hand. A pokerface is basically a blank disposition - in other words, the exact opposite of a tell. When one has a "good pokerface", it's hard to read them and make a guess as to what kind of hand they have based on small social or behavioral cues.

The extremely catchy song is a pun of sorts; someone with no face presumably has the ultimate pokerface. In reality, since pokerface is often used to refer to more than explicit facial expressions, this isn't true, but it's a great play on words.

1405[edit]

Page title : Someone once told me it was impossible to improperly roll a joint while listening to this

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1405/

Flash title : slurp.swf

Comments in source : Test the hypothesis.

Use in other shock sites : As an animated GIF: on Encyclopedia Dramatica

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Song : Twink - Softee

Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)

Description : A loop of a massive, sticky creampie (cum that has been shot into either the vagina or asshole) oozing out of a vagina all over the face and in the mouth of another woman lying immediately below it. She proceeds to aggressively lap it up and slurp it down.

The source comments, of course, refer to the page title.

1406[edit]

Page title : No refunds if unsatisfied

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1406/

Flash title : transcend.swf

Comments in source : Phonies.

Use in other shock sites : <UNKNOWN>

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Song : Chris Brown - I Can Transform Ya

Lyrics sampled : I can transform ya/ I can I can transform ya/ Anything you want/ I can I can get it for ya/ Get my baby girl she could know I did it for ya/ I can trans I can trans I can transform ya

Description : A loop of a humanoid pikmin-fetus type being having its tail pulled as a semen-like liquid pours out.

1407[edit]

Page title : GET UP GET UP AND GET DOWN

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1407/

Flash title : getupandgetdown.swf

Comments in source : Mexican production quality is hilarious.

Use in other shock sites : As an animated GIF: on Encyclopedia Dramatica

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Song : Nico Vega - Gravity

Lyrics sampled : Whoa, You're bringing me down/(Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up!)/ Whoa, you're bringing me down

Description : A mexican on a horse turns it sideways and slides under a vehicle.

1408[edit]

Page title : Wait for it...

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1408/

Flash title : justfuckingwait.swf

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Song : The Prodigy - Stand Up

Lyrics sampled : (Instrumental)

Description : Four lizard-like entities (Sleestaks from the 1974 series Land of the Lost) standing around a skull. When the music drops, a rainbow effect begins.

1409[edit]

Page title : This is the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1409/

Flash title : iceinmyveins.swf

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Song : Lil Wayne - Drop The World

Lyrics sampled : Bitch, I'mma pick the world and I'ma drop it on your fuckin head!

Description : A black man doing acrobatic stunts around a black chick with a big ass.

1501[edit]

Page title : BITCH BETTER BRING BACK BIG BUCKS

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1501/

Flash title : onandonandon.swf

Comments in source : The name of my first band was The Alliteration Alligators. Then we changed it to The Alliteration Bandits. No one got it.

Distress-o-meter rating : 3/10

Song : Lil Wayne - Drop The World

Lyrics sampled : On to the next one

Description : A hot teenage girl blowing a group of teenagers.

1502[edit]

Page title : LOWER THAN I EVA WOULDA THOUGHT BEFOE

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1502/

Flash title : yougolow.swf

Comments in source : I'm told this is actually very pleasurable.

Distress-o-meter rating : 7/10

Song : Ludracris - How Low

Lyrics sampled : Go looooooow (Go looow)/ L-l-l-lower than you know

Description : A creepy BSDM dude putting a pipe down his dickhole.

1503[edit]

Page title : When they ask you what you know...

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1503/

Flash title : allyouknowis.swf

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Song : Birdy Nam Nam - war paint

Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)

Description : A gif of low-quality black & white oldschool graphics with the word "CHAOS" etched into it

1504[edit]

Page title : I hope Will Smith sees this.

Link : http://discharges.org/h/1504/

Flash title : itsnotdevo.swf

Comments in source : This one is dedicated to Hippie Chick Emily.

Distress-o-meter rating : 7/10

Song : Willow Smith - Whip My Hair

Lyrics sampled : (I whip my hair back and forth) x 8

Description : A woman with extremely hairy thighs and genitalia rubbing on her pussy while spraying water on it.



Secondary content[edit]

Content accessible from a series of icons on the salv page; listed in order going from left-to-right, line by line. <<work in progress>>

tagteam[edit]

Page title : WHHOOOOPPPP THERE IT IS

Link : http://discharges.org/tagteam/

Flash title : tagteam.swf

Linking icon : Fire medallion

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Audio : Tag Team - Whoomp! (There It Is)

Lyrics sampled : Ta-Tag Team, back again / Check and direct and let's begin / Party on, party people let me hear some noise / DC's in the house / Jump, jump, rejoice

Description : Two fine young gentlemen simultaneously fucking the same watermelon.

The song is a 4x platinum chart-topping single from 1993. The line "Whoomp - there it is!" has been cited extensively in mainstream culture and is irritatingly familiar to anyone who watched basketball in the mid-1990s.

rave[edit]

Page title : WHO PUT NOS IN OPTIMUS' FUEL CELL?!?!?!

Link : http://discharges.org/rave/

Flash title : rave.swf

Linking icon : Forest medallion

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Kernkraft 400 - Zombie Nation

Lyrics sampled : pending

Description : A bunch of animated Transformers firing crazy pinkish-purple lazers all over the place. This is not intended to shock.

californiasmile[edit]

Page title : LOL OMGZ, JUST LIKE APOCOLYPSE NOW

Link : http://discharges.org/californiasmile/

Flash title : californiasmile.swf

Linking icon : "Milk" item bottle

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 6/10

Audio : Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World

Lyrics sampled : I see trees of green / Red roses too / I see them bloom / For me and you / And I think to myself / What a wonderful world

Description : If this were real, this would get a 10/10. Extremely memorable clip from the movie History X|American History X where one of the main characters (Derek Vinyard, a white Neo-Nazi - played by Edward Norton) gives a black man a "California Smile" (ultimately killing him).

To give someone a "California Smile" is a euphemism for "curb-stomping", a severe punitive act in which someone is ordered to spread their mouth open across a concrete curb (ordered to "bite the curb"), then have the back of their skull stomped on, punched, or otherwise struck with high force.

From the limited bit of research I did, it doesn't actually seem like this has ever been practiced extensively by any gang.

hero[edit]

Page title : This man is a role model to all small asian children. NEXT COONNAAANNNNNN HIIIINNNTTTT, PANTIES!!

Link : http://discharges.org/hero/

Flash title : hero.swf

Linking icon : "Blue potion" item bottle

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Audio : Foo Fighters - My Hero

Lyrics sampled : There goes my hero / Watch him as he goes

Description : Anonymous man (with his face blurred out) runs up and yanks down the panties of a young Asian girl in a short skirt, briefly exposing some bush. She recovers pretty quickly, though.

ridin[edit]

Page title : this was practically obligatory for this site, so shut the fuck up, moron.

Link : http://discharges.org/ridin/

Flash title : spinnaz.swf

Linking icon : "Blue fire" item bottle

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : Extensive! The most famous use is on Meatspin.com (with different music) or YTMND.com (with the same music).

Distress-o-meter rating : 4/10

Audio : Three Six Mafia - riding spinners

Lyrics sampled : I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners, they don't stop / I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners, they rollin'

Description : A man with a condom on his dick fucks a tranny in the ass while said tranny's penis spins around and traces a circle in the air. Unlike Meatspin.com, this video is played in slow motion and actually played backwards.

wonka[edit]

Page title : YO, I WOULD HAVE TOTALLY HIT THAT BLUEBERRY, BRAH!

Link : http://discharges.org/wonka/

Flash title : wonka.swf

Linking icon : "Bug" item bottle

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit

Lyrics sampled : And the White Knight is talking backwards/ And the Red Queen's off with her head/ Remember what the dormouse said

Description : Odd, sort-of-trippy video of Willy Wonka.

hasselhoff[edit]

Page title : Yes, that is Mr. Hasselhoff himself singing.

Link : http://discharges.org/hasselhoff/

Flash title : hasselhoff.swf

Linking icon : "Fairy" item bottle

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Audio : David Hasselhoff - Limbo Dance

Lyrics sampled : Limbo good/ Limbo fine/ Everybody gets a chance/ C'mon and move your body down/ Do the limbo dance/ Limbo good/ Limbo fine / Everybody gets a chance/ Clap your hand it's party time Do the limbo dance

Description : Well-known flash loop of David Hasselhoff wearing tight David Hasselhoff briefs. The camera zooms in on David Hasselhoff's David Hasselhoff briefs to yield a shocking revelation: the picture of David Hasselhoff on the David Hasselhoff briefs is an image of David Hasselhoff in tight David Hasselhoff briefs. Promises to shock and appall.

washup[edit]

Page title : FO' A NIGGA WITH A LISP, HE SURE IS PICKY

Link : http://discharges.org/washup/

Flash title : soupnwater.swf

Linking icon : Bunny-ear hood mask

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : DJ Assault - Ass 'n Titties

Lyrics sampled : Stankin' ass bitches that need to wash up/ Don't get mad when I don't want to fuck/ You need soap and water, soap and water/ Soap and water, soap and water

Description : Big-breasted Asian woman [likely Japanese - anyone know for sure?] rubbing soap across her ginormous breasts in a sexy, but thoroughly unconvincing way. If she is Japanese, it's not entirely clear that's soap -- it could always just be the end of a bukakke video...

ssw[edit]

Page title : Somewhere, a 'Stupid Spoiled Whore' store is opening right now...

Link : http://discharges.org/ssw/

Flash title : mshilton.swf

Linking icon : Skull mask

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : My Bloody Valentine - Only Shallow

Lyrics sampled : pending

Description : Paris Hilton sucking a dick for all eternity. The title is taken from the South Park episode Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset.

finger[edit]

Page title : COVER ME IN SNOOOOWWW

Link : http://discharges.org/finger/

Flash title : finger.swf

Linking icon : Light medallion

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 7/10

Audio : Marilyn Manson - Apple Of Sodom

Lyrics sampled : I'm dying/ I hope you're dying too (7x)

Description : Someone deliberately presses down on what looks like a sharp nail with his or her finger. The nail goes right through the finger and literally tears the fingernail away from its nail. It's from the movie The Ring.

supermodel[edit]

Page title : OMGz THE WILDBOYZ ARE SOOOOO MASCULINE AND HETEROSEXUAL

Link : http://discharges.org/supermodel/

Flash title : supermodel.swf

Linking icon : Water medallion

Comments in source : (none) mushro Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Rupaul - Supermodel (You Better Work)

Lyrics sampled : Work / (Covergirl!) / Work it, girl / (Give a twirl!) / Do your thing / On the runway

Description : Some young males of questionable sexual orientation scantily clad in tribal-inspired outfits busting out some shitty, tribal-inspired dance "moves". This is a clip from the MTV show "Wild Boyz" starring Steve-O and Chris Pontius.

sephiroth[edit]

Page title : sal.va.t.io.n

Link : http://discharges.org/u/rev/sephiroth.html

Image title : sephbig.gif

Linking icon : "Poe" item bottle

Description : Text article accompanying an image depicting the ten Sephiroth, or the ten attributes through which the Jewish god can manifest himself according to the Kabbalah. The Jewish Kabbalah is a mystical approach to the Jewish faith, "a Jewish esoterical tradition of contemplation of divine secrets," ([See source.)

From my understanding, most practicing Jews have spent little-to-no time studying Kabbalah, and its teachings are not integrated into any mainstream Jewish holiday or ceremony - in other words, the Jewish Kabbalah is legitimately esoteric.

In the late 1990s-early 2000s, the study (or at least the superficial observance) of Kabbalah by non-Jews enjoyed a period of trendiness, initially among celebrities and later spreading to some of the fans that emulate them. Madonna, who still studies Kabbalah and supports Kabbalah-inspired services, was and still is its most prominent supporter. The "red string" bracelets worn by many celebrities are Kabbalah inspired.

pimpjuice[edit]

Page title : what do you think asia carrera wanted to be? like... you know, before she became a sperm catcher.

Link : http://discharges.org/pimpjuice/

Flash title : pimpjuice.swf

Linking icon : "Green potion" item bottle

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Audio : Nelly - Pimp Juice

Lyrics sampled : Pimp juice - oooooooooh-ooooooooh-hoooooooo/ I think I need to let it loose (might think I need to let it loose)

Description : The female porn star Asia Carrera having stringy globs of semen deposited in her mouth by a guy standing over her. The title refers to the fact that Asia Carrera is well educated and seemingly out of place doing porn.

The song was a modestly successful 2003 single off Nelly's 2002 album Nellyville. Pimpjuice is also the name of the self-dubbed "#1 Hip Hop Energy Drink" produced by Nelly.

hypnotoad[edit]

Page title : OBEY

Link : http://discharges.org/hypnotoad/

Flash title : toad.swf

Linking icon : "Poe big" item bottle

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : r33b.net

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Hypnotoad theme [sampled from Futurama]

Lyrics sampled : none

Description : Displays Hypnotoad to the tune of his characteristic industrial/grindcore-inspired music. Hypnotoad is the star of the hit show, Everyone Loves Hypnotoad - an imaginary TV show within the Futurama univerALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

On the Futurama wiki here. Encyclopedia Dramatica article here.

goatse[edit]

Page title : OH GOATSE I CAN NEVER GO BACK.

Link : http://discharges.org/goatse/

Flash title : goatse.swf

Linking icon : "Letter" item bottle

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 5/10

Audio : Local H - Toxic [Britney Spears cover]

Lyrics sampled : The taste of your lips I'm on a ride/ You're toxic I'm slippin' under/ With a taste of a poison paradise/ I'm addicted to you/ Don't you know that you're toxic?

Description : Graphic image of someone stretching their anus as in the infamous Goatse image. The title is probably a reference to the fact that once you've seen Goatse (or any other shock image/video/etc.), you can never "unsee" it (i.e. go back to a time when you haven't seen it).

m [The Shocker Armada Manifesto][edit]

Page title : The Shocker Armada Manifesto

Link : http://discharges.org/m/

Linking icon : "Red potion" item bottle

Description : Two in the pink, one in the stink. Text document describing a fictional(?) group known as the Shocker Armada. Thorough description of what the shocker is here.

r/effect[edit]

Page title : is this what caused it?

Link : http://discharges.org/r/effect.html

Linking icon : Zombie mask

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Description : Really well-done (computer-generated) true-color "image" made entirely out of different colored 1s and 0s. The "image" is hard-coded into the HTML rather than being a .jpg/.png/etc. It shows a woman with her tongue near another woman's shaven twat/asshole.

o/faking[edit]

Page title : Hurry up dude, before she gets cold and stiff. Err, I mean, she's probably just passed out.

Link : http://discharges.org/o/faking/

Flash title : faking.swf

Linking icon : Zora mask

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 4/10

Audio : Bobby Vinton - Blue Velvet

Lyrics sampled : She wore blue-ue velvet / Bluer than velvet was the night / Softer than satin was the light / From the stars

Description : Short clip of someone wresting the panties off a topless woman whose body appears to be entirely limp. She's totally faking it, though...

...or not so much. This is morgue footage from the 80's of an employee suspected of tampering with the bodies. It turns out that they were correct - he was having intercourse with them.

o/kag [kissed a girl][edit]

Page title : Jill Sobule just isn't as edgy as she used to be...

Link : http://discharges.org/o/kag/

Flash title : kag.swf

Linking icon : Spirit medallion

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Jill Sobule - Kissed a Girl

Lyrics sampled : I kissed a girl (2x)

Description : The video shows two young women making out. [Not sure who they are, though.] Only distressing if you're a religious fundamentalist (or from the Southern United States).

KAG is an acronym for Kissed A Girl, as in the title of the song on this page. Jill Sobule's historical song was the subject of some controversy when it came out in 1995 and was banned from many radio stations in - you guessed it - the Southern US.

In June 2008, young pop star Katy Perry put out an abomination of a song with the same name and theme. The song made it to the #1 spot on both Canadian and US Hot 100 charts. The music video also hit the #1 spot on MTV's TRL chart.

Unlike Jill Sobule, Perry is certainly not a lesbian, and her song is only edgy in that it slightly pushes the bar as to what is considered "acceptable fare" in mainstream pop culture. However, in the post-Ellen DeGeneres era - one where shows like Showtimes The L Word are popular among individuals of varying sexual orientations, a girl singing about kissing another girl does little more than show that the population digs straight girls acting gay for their own self-aggrandization.

Oh, and notably, Katy Perry has never actually kissed a girl. WTF?

The following adapted from Wikipedia's critical discussion of the song:

Rolling Stone, while giving her album 2/5 stars... says the supposedly rebellious "attention-grabbing" lyrics are "a vanilla recounting of her chick-on-chick exploits" and that this "acting out" is "just to get a dude's attention."... Sal Cinquemani of Slant Magazine wrote: "[Perry's single] features a throbbing beat and an infectious, bi-curious hook but its self-satisfied, in-your-face posturing rings phony in comparison to the expertly constructed ambiguities of 'Justify My Love' or practically anything in the first decade of Ani DiFranco's catalogue; it's like a tween version of DiFranco's tortured bisexual confession 'Light of Some Kind.'"

Hiponline.com wrote that the song is "not nearly as interesting or exciting as you’d expect. It’s not even half as good as Jill Sobule’s song 'I Kissed a Girl'." Glitterati Gossip agrees Sobule's song "was ten times better, because there was actual emotional content to her lyrics.

o/bwm [BOUNCE WIT MEH!][edit]

Page title : CAN YA BOUNCE WIT MEH!?!?!!

Link : http://discharges.org/o/bwm

Flash title : bwm.swf

Linking icon : Shadow medallion

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Jay-Z - Bounce With Me

Lyrics sampled : Can ya can ya can ya bounce wit me/ Bounce wit me

Description : Asian girl running with gigantic, extremely-poorly-restrained breasts bouncing all over the place while playing tennis.

o/washup[edit]

Page title : FO' A NIGGA WITH A LISP, HE SURE IS PICKY

Link : http://discharges.org/o/washup/

Flash title : soapnwater.swf

Linking icon : "Milk" item bottle

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : DJ Assault - Ass 'n Titties

Lyrics sampled : Stankin' ass bitches that need to wash up/ Don't get mad when I don't want to fuck/ You need soap and water, soap and water/ Soap and water, soap and water

Description : Asian girl soaping up her with gigantic, very fake-looking breasts. The page title refers to the song lyrics, in which DJ Assault (who does indeed pronounce "ass" sort of like "assth") refuses to have sex with a stanky-ass girl until she gets herself some soap n' water. DJ Assault's material has been featured elsewhere on this site as well. He's funny as hell - check him out!

(Side note: His rendition of the song is very different from the version by the Three 6 Mafia, which is also a great song.)

april[edit]

Page title : i quit

Link : http://discharges.org/april/

Flash title : aprilfull.swf

Linking icon : "Milk" item bottle

Comments in source : to truly get an april fools joke, it really takes about a week.

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 4/10

Audio : Harry Nillson - Without You and Gourmet Race from Kirby's Super Star

Lyrics sampled : "No I can't forget" then (Instrumental)

Description : April Fool's Day joke. Based on the source comments, I would assume that this was left up for a week. Shows a screen of static followed by a very short loop of two people in clown makeup having sex with a woman.

ebay[edit]

Link : ebay.jpg

Linking icon : "Milk" item bottle

Description : Shows a screenshot of someone asking "breckgirl111" about her item, a D.A.R.E. T-shirt with a lion mascot (from Kalamazoo Country D.A.R.E.). The question: "I am interested in purchasing this shirt, but only if you are willing to wad it up and insert it into your vagina, and then send it to me unwashed. Is this possible?"

While eBay policy does not allow her to openly sell such an item on eBay, I can't think of any reason why it wouldn't be possible to provide this service (as long as she has a sufficiently large vagina).

r [snuff][edit]

Page title : SNUFF DOES NOT EXIST

Link : http://discharges.org/r/

Image title : snuff.gif

Linking icon : "Milk" item bottle

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Audio : Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion (hah.wav)

Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)

Description : Displays a tiled gif of a girl being shot in the head (fake) as hah.wav loops in the background. The title is a reference to "snuff films", mythical pornographic films during which the actress is murdered (they don’t really exist - at least not to any large extent).

In the original film, there is no sound, but the words "snuff does not exist" can be seen being mouthed by the woman just seconds before she is "shot."

hack[edit]

Page title : BROADCASTING...

Link : http://discharges.org/hack/

Flash title : hacker.swf

Linking icon : "Milk" item bottle

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Spoken word by Terri Brosius (as SHODAN) in the cyberpunk video game System Shock.

Lyrics sampled : [spoken by electronic female voice] Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

Description : Shows SHODAN (Sentient Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network)'s creepy artificial face speaking these words. SHODAN was the main antagonist in the video games System Shock and System Shock 2. This famous audio clip never actually made it into the game, though it was available from the "test" bank. You can find all the voice audio clips from the game (plus transcripts!) http://www.ttlg.com/ss1/archive/voice.htm here].

azn[edit]

Page title : exemplary behavior

Link : http://discharges.org/azn/

Flash title : azn.swf

Linking icon : Gerudo mask

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Audio : It sounds like that shitty asian pre-teen group that was performing during an underground bar scene in the movie "Blade". In fact...that IS what it is.

Lyrics sampled : pending

Description : Some naked Asian women doing something that looks sorta almost sexual together. The girl in the foreground is smacking her breasts awkwardly against another girl's backside.

r/rr [Reading Rainbow][edit]

Link : http://discharges.org/r/rr.swf

Linking icon : Keaton mask

Audio : 8bit bEtty - Reading Rainbow

Lyrics sampled : Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high / Take a look, it's in a book - Reading Rainbow. / I can go anywhere! / Friends to know and ways to grow - Reading Rainbow.

Description : Short, very odd flash movie. Lots of sprites, low-res graphics and semi-obscure video game and pop culture references. The ones that I'm familiar with:

The opening book that the rainbow sprouts from is one of the enemies from the legendary SNES game Secret of Mana. It's actually a very obscure reference - the prone naked woman on the pages is actually sort of an Easter egg, since it only rarely turns to that page and only does so very briefly.

A low-res, 2D image of Eazy-E is pictured. One of the little turnips with eyes from Super Mario Bros. II/III flies onto stage and hits him; the image flashes red then flips upside-down (as enemies in Super Mario Bros. II often did when you hit them).

Plenty more oddness where that came from.

r/lol[edit]

Page title : the chamber

Link : http://discharges.org/r/lol.html

Flash title : loller.swf

Linking icon : Zora/Sapphire gem

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : Alongside lots of other ASCII animations here, Encyclopedia Dramatica article (claims that the Lollercaust was carried out by Hitlol).

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : The Walkmen - We've Been Had

Lyrics sampled : pending

Description : An ASCII animation of a gas chamber releasing "LOL" gas and killing the 5 ASCII people standing inside. Below is the caption: !LOLLERCAUST!. An odd ASCII rendition of a swastika adorns each side.

The Zora are one of the races from within the Legend of Zelda universe.

r/sealab[edit]

Page title : R.I.P. SEALAB

Link : http://discharges.org/sealab

Flash title : sealab.swf

Linking icon : Goron/Ruby gem

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Kernkraft 400 - Zombie Nation

Lyrics sampled : pending

Description : One of the female characters (Debbie?) from the cartoon Sealab 2021 gently shaking her censored naked breasts about.

The Goron are one of the races within the Legend of Zelda universe.

r/holywtf[edit]

Link : http://discharges.org/r/holywtf.swf

Linking icon : "Milk" item bottle

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : +10!/10

Description : A slideshow of some of the more disturbing pictures available on the Internet. If any of them offend you, click here for help. For your convenience, I sacrifice my sanity to describe each picture in detail.


Loading

The first slide shows a black man with a digitally altered (grotesquely enlarged) penis. It displays the following message: Warning: This particular flash file is disturbing. Potentially, extremely disturbing. It will probably take about a minute to load on most broad band connections, so unless you have a huge fucking E-Penis, that is, you've been around the proverbial internet block for at least a little while, you may want to just close this page now and go stick a tampon in your giant bleeding vagina, you mother fucking pansy.

It loaded almost instantly for me, though.


Mutilated face

Gives a close-up on the face of a dead, mutilated man who appears to be of Middle Eastern descent. Large chunks of flesh are missing from his face; most of his nose is missing and most the flesh surrounding hiseye-socket is destroyed (including his eye lid being torn off - his distended eyeball is visible).


Body parts

A collection of mutilated body parts on the pavement; it's hard to imagine that these one all belonged to the same person. Include a foot, two arms, some unidentifiable viscera and le coup de grace, the person's head, roughly decapitated with what looks like half-the face torn loose. Unfortunately, it looks like the victim of whatever happened here was a child.


A cute kitten

The only truly cute picture in here! It shows an adorable and very alive kitten sitting in a blender, but the kitten doesn't seem to be in any harm - it was probably just a posed picture.

Note: all the other pictures are extremely grim. This was probably thrown in as a sort of Ludovico treatment, the idea of it being that showing this picture alongside the gruesome ones will induce an associative revulsion to kittens.


Missing part of head

Woman has the upper right quadrant of her skull missing; her brain is visibly everted.


Burn victim portrait

Picture of a severe burn victim's head. This looks like it might be Jaqui Saburido in an early stage of her healing process. I just hope she's on some good pain meds...


Head blown away

An older white man with most of his head blown away. Much of his face looks collapsed into itself; the most of the top of his skull is flayed open and flared apart. Most likely, this is a victim of suicide by a high-powered rifle or handgun - the appearance of his face suggests that he ate his gun, though he also may have put it straight against his forehead. Alternatively, he could be the victim of some other form of trauma.


Black/green worms

An unidentified body part (revealed as a toe in a later picture) occupied by what look like worm-like parasites. Really disgusting.

No, those were maggots, and it's a standard medical treatment for gangrene when antibiotics haven't worked.


Torso and legs

A woman's naked, decapitated torso lying on an (autopsy?) table alongside her disembodied legs.


Woman in blood

An Asian woman in a white shirt lying in a puddle of blood. Blood is also smeared across her face and making her hair stick to itself. No injury is visible. This picture might be real or fake/from a movie - it's hard to say without seeing an injury.


Obese woman underwater

Infamous picture of a grotesquely obese woman underwater. This picture has made its rounds via e-mail - I'm recalling one that juxtaposed a picture of a "dolphin" (an attractive, thin woman gliding through the water) and a "whale" (this woman).


Testicle stretching

An older man with pierced nipples and a cord wrapped around his testicles. He is using the cord to stretch his testicles away from his body.

Toe parasites

Medical professionals (presumably; all that appears are gloved hands) removing the maggots from above from some unfortunate person's toe. Although they might be putting them in the toe intentionally for the reasons described above


Rusty scissors

A close-up of a woman with a seemingly-attractive body taking a pair of rusty scissors to her breast. She looks like she is using them on her nipple, but the positioning doesn't look quite right - it's hard to tell for sure. This may be a posed picture.

Damaged upper-right torso

An obese woman's severely damaged upper right torso (the upper part of her right breast and top of her chest) and arm. I'm not sure exactly what this is from, but it doesn't look like a burn. It might be a radiation or chemical burn, or simply the reaction to some chemical. I feel like I've seen pictures like this before, and it may actually be a severe form of cancer. Hopefully I'll be able to tell you what this is after I do my clerkship in dermatology...

This image ends the slideshow, which then loops back without even giving you a congratulatory message for making it through.

r/tmnt[edit]

Link : http://discharges.org/r/tmnt.swf

Linking icon : "Milk" item bottle

Distress-o-meter rating : 5/10

Audio : Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme

Lyrics sampled : (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) x 3 Heroes in a half-shell / Turtle Power! They're the world's most fearsome fighting team (We're really hip) They're heroes in the half-shell and they're green / (Hey, get a grip!) When the evil Shredder attacks / These turtle boys don't cut 'im no slack (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) x 2 Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat!) Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!) Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!) Michelangelo is a party dude (Partayyy!) (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) x 3 Heroes in a half-shell / Turtle Power!

Description : A behind-the-scenes view of what the anthropomorphic "heroes in a half shell" do in their spare time. (Hint: it's group gay sex.) It even lets you look at close ups of the scene - when you go in for any of the close-ups, the video of that particular sexual act speeds up. :-O Probably made by a furry enthusiast.

It's not a very high-quality flash, partially because there's next to no body part deformation and only minimal movement along certain joints. Flash authored by rehd666.

Somewhat different from most of the other animations in that it gives the entire TMNT theme song (rather than just a clip), and is also somewhat interactive (i.e. you can do something with the flash other than just looking at it).

r/lol[edit]

Page title : LOL RIDER

Link : http://discharges.org/r/lolroyce.html

Flash title : lolroyce.swf

Linking icon : "Milk" item bottle

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : Alongside lots of other ASCII animations here. Really shitty YTMND page here

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : War - Lowrider

Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)

Description : An ASCII animation of a car with "LOL tires" rolling along for all eternity. It's riding on a WTF/OMG/PLZ/IRL/N00B/ROTFLMAO street. (What The Fuck/Oh My God/Please/In Real Life/Newbie/Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off). The title is a parody of low riders, a type of car.

r/lolskates[edit]

Page title : lol gooooooo lol gooooooo lol

Link : http://discharges.org/r/lolskates.html

Flash title : http://discharges.org/r/lollerskates.swf lollerskates.swf

Linking icon : http://discharges.org/salv/chaos/Item-Bottle-MilkHalf.png "Milk" item bottle

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : Alongside lots of other ASCII animations here.

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : The Pillows - Ride On Shooting Star (Ending theme of the anime FLCL)

Lyrics sampled : (instrumental)

Description : An ASCII animation of some guy rollerblading on lollerskates.

shrooms[edit]

Page title : an ode to psilocybin

Link : http://discharges.org/shrooms

Flash title : shrooms.swf

Linking icon : "Milk" item bottle

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 0/10

Audio : Maximum the Hormone - What's Up People

Lyrics sampled : pending

Description : Displays the message: "Discharges.org special feature" while the rest of the .swf is loading, then displays some trippy visualizations. Psilocybin is the hallucinogenic chemical compound in "magic mushrooms".

gramps[edit]

Page title : mememememememememememememeOCTOBERTHIRTYFIRSTTWENTYHUNDREDANDSEVENmemememememememememememememe

Link : http://discharges.org/gramps

Flash title : killme.swf

Linking icon : Goron mask

Comments in source : (none)

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Dethklok - Dethfam

Lyrics sampled : [Spoken] Kill me / Please kill me / I have not had an erection for 30 years / I just used my underpants as a restroom / Please kill me / Dear God / (Kill me) x 10 / Kill me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e

Description : Flashes "MURDERDEATHBLOOD" in the background while displaying two elderly people in the foreground. The song is from the Metalocalypse episode "Dethfam" (S1E6).

Title cites the date October 31, 2007 -- this was originally posted on October 1st, 2007 announcing the upcoming revival of Discharges after a year of no updates on October 31st.

pokemon[edit]

Link : http://discharges.org/pokemon

Linking icon : Mask of Truth

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 2/10

Audio : pending

Lyrics sampled : My Pokémon brings all the nerds to the yard / And they're like: "Do you wanna trade cards?" / Damn right, I wanna trade cards / I will trade you / But not my Charizard

Description : Disturbing little animation of a anthropomorphized Pikachu (from the Pokémon series) skipping about; every 2 steps, two turds pop out of his naked ass and land on the ground. Some Korean writing at the top -- says something like, "It's pooping Pikachu!"]

Other content[edit]

Content on Discharges.org that isn't immediately linked to from the hist or salv sections.

404 Error[edit]

An image looking down on the freshly-emptied skull of a cadaver greets you if you try to navigate to a nonexistent page. (The brain was most likely removed for the sake of medical research or training.) The implication is that you, fine reader, are brainless for navigating to an inextant site.

You have failed :'(

salv/audio[edit]

Lists all the songs used in the various pages on the site.

Source comments: Makes note of the original post dates (for each .swf?)

Ø

salv/inventory[edit]

Current site news http://discharges.org/salv/inv.php.

salv/img[edit]

Link to the image uploading service hosted by Discharges.org. Upload something awesome today!

The title means "clear citrus" in German. Fanta Klare Zitrone was introduced in Germany as a response to 7-Up. In the early 1960s, the lemon-lime-flavored soda was renamed and introduced to the United States; it is now the leading lemon lime-soda, recognized worldwide as Sprite.

a [audio][edit]

Old link. Same as above, but only all the songs up to #1203.

audio

c [comments][edit]

Comment box. If you love Discharges.org, leave the site's author a message! If you're offended and have something funny to say about it, leave a message about that too!

make me feel alive again

f [FAQ][edit]

The site's author responds to frequently asked questions. Also, you can find links to some salv pages in the text, just look for letters with non-black colour.

don't be a moron

h [history][edit]

If you made it this far, you've probably spent a lot of time looking at this page - it's the "hist" link at the top of almost every page.

o [Sprite REMIX][edit]

Displays a can of "berryclear"-flavored Sprite REMiX (an ill-fated beverage) to the tune of some FUCKING HARDCORE music. Sprite REMiX was sold in the US from 2003-2005. SWF = lolsrsly.swf

REMiX

u [past lives][edit]

Displays the text "past lives" and "u.discharges.org" (dead link).

u

u/cog[edit]

Page title : STFU

Link : http://discharges.org/u/cog/

Flash title : index.swf

Comments in source : yeah!

Use in other websites : (unknown)

Distress-o-meter rating : 1/10

Audio : Snoop Dogg - Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)

Lyrics sampled : Guess who's back in the mothafuckin' house / With a fat dick for your mothafuckin' mouth

Description : Shows what looks like Dr. Ruth (?) holding a funny-looking (strap-on?) dildo under her mouth. As she opens and closes her mouth, the dildo bounces around a little. Pretty funny. She's on some NBC-show - probably The Tonight Show with Jay Leno or The Late Show with Conan O'Brien.

The song is off Snoop Dogg's 4x platinum debut solo album Doggystyle. The album made it to the #1 spot on US album charts, accelerating Snoop's career and etching his name into the tablets of rap history. Although it arguably lacks some of the maturity found in some his later work, it is widely seen among hip-hop enthusiasts as contributing significantly to the evolution and redefinition of the gangsta rap genre.

This sub-domain also hosts the pictures used in one of the u/light articles.

u/light[edit]

Displays links to 8 text pages, each containing a little story.

e/nlightenment; 0.1.5.2


destroy

Title : The Sociopath's Guide to Modern Living

Link : http://discharges.org/u/light/destroy.html

Linking icon : Blip 1

Description : Describes how to be a sociopath in 5 lessons: 1) Dining Out, Alone; 2) Conversation; 3) Beating; 4) Mind Games; 5) Disposal.


illude

Title : Subversion tactics with a hint of sarcasm

Link : http://discharges.org/u/light/illude.html

Linking icon : Blip 2

Description : Describes how to steal gasoline.


incriminate

Title : Experience with the Supernatural

Link : http://discharges.org/u/light/incriminate.html

Linking icon : Blip 3

Description : Without giving too many spoilers, the story starts in a thoroughly benign way and ends up with ghosts and inc3stual rape.


devour

Title : The Mystical Journey of Campbell's Vegetable Beef

Link : http://discharges.org/u/light/devour.html

Linking icon : Blip 4

Description : Gives a recipe for how to make fake vomit (with pictures!) and describes a story where the author pretended to vomit off a balcony onto some unsuspecting people watching the god-awful movie Hitch.

Pictures: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 the oil | the water | thermos


eviscerate

Title : A Greenlit Experience

Link : http://discharges.org/u/light/eviscerate.html

Linking icon : Blip 5

Description : Uses the faux sexual practice of "greenlighting" as a jump-off point for a story about murder, sociopathy and sex, both consensual and not-so-consensual.


punishment

Title : Reminiscing About High School

Link : http://discharges.org/u/light/punishment.html

Linking icon : Blip 6

Description : Describes an instance of anal sex between two high school students gone awry.


vengance

Title : Vengeance is Best Served Through the Bloodstream

Link : http://discharges.org/u/light/vengeance.html

Linking icon : Blip 7

Description : Funny story describing a young man getting revenge on an ex-girlfriend who cheated on him multiple times (including with her own best friend's boyfriend!). A must-read!


cessation

Title : Down With Capitalism

Link : http://discharges.org/u/light/cessation.html

Linking icon : Blip 8

Description : Story by a young student about quitting his college job at Fazoli's, an Italian fast-food restaurant. Winning quote: [Fazoli's has] Lasagna that tastes like what I would imagine giving a Nigerian prostitute a rim job would taste like...

u/rev[edit]

Title: Unlogical; On the rise

Displays a badass pirate flag image made entirely out of different-colored 1s and 0s.

There is also a "secret" link to u/rev/sephiroth; just click the conspicuously white 1 in the top left corner.

make me feel alive again

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