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Simon Sheppard is an Englishman, whose level of batshit insanity happens to be way off the radar of human comprehension. Upon first examination he would appear to be a right-wing political activist from Hull and one of the first people to be imprisoned for inciting racial hatred on the internet, along with his buddy Steven Whittle. In 2008 they were sentenced to multiple-year jail terms, but before imprisonment, they escaped and flew to Los Angeles as refuge from persecution of their freedom of speech and because their website was based in California. However the Americunts promptly jailed them, and soon afterwards they ended up deported and imprisoned back in negro-Paki land. But Simon Sheppard is much more than just your average clichéd racist person...
The site in question is the hilariously fundamentalist The Heretical Press which leans so far to the right it can only be described as bent (coincidentally there is another Simon Sheppard who is a writer of gay erotica, and a Steven Whittle who is a FTM transsexual). The site itself would normally make Simon Sheppard a figure of wonder amongst /b/-tards and EDiots, putting him up there with their heroes such as Josef Fritzl, Richard Dawkins and House. Unfortunately the majority of his material is far, far TL;DR for
trolls anybody inhabiting the internet. Fortunately, ED has uncovered the best of Simon Sheppard's fucked up mind so that you don't have to.
The Tyranny of Ambiguity
Simon Sheppard was once a normal man. He worked in the music industry as a sound engineer (he met Andy Warhol once) and got a college degree in mathematics. However at a young age his mentally ill drug addict mother divorced his father, married a Chinaman, gave him four half-Chinese half-siblings (srsly) and then finally became an heroine (no pun intended, drug addict lol) which left him permanently psychologically disturbed for life, although clearly the mental illness gene was passed down from mother to son otherwise you wouldn't be reading this article right now. Mr. Sheppard is not your typical Neo-Nazi - i.e. not just racist and antisemitic - he's also a woman hater, so much so that his favourite film is probably Gay Niggers from Outer Space since it involves the ethnic cleansing of the female race from planet Earth. Indeed, his misogyny is rivalled probably ONLY by Dimitri The Lover, and his writings make him seem kinda like the polar opposite of Andrea Dworkin. To top it all off, he also has a particular predilect for little girls! But it gets even worse, in a similar manner to the misadventures of Chris-chan in which one horror paves way for a worse horror then a worse horror, ad infinitum. It turns out than Simon Sheppard is also into necrophilia and was into digging up corpses from graveyards that he purposely chose to live beside for the purposes of sexual gratification. He has also been known to engage in homosexual activity at times, but when taking into account what he thinks of women, that shouldn't come as much of a surprise to anyone.
Sheppard's magnum opus is his book The Tyranny of Ambiguity which is a 500 page diatribe about his adventures in Amsterdam in the early 1990s, trying to get laid, mostly failing, and trying to justify that as scientific research. He has a theory for describing this which he calls "procedural analysis" applying evolutionary psychology and game theory to breeding competition between the sexes and the races.
Here are some quotes from the book:
—Mr. Sheppard is so busy masturbating most of the time that he forgets to eat, which is clearly less important. That explains why he's so skinny
—Whilst all women have equal reproductive facilities, alpha males vastly outperform unworthy males when it comes to sperm competition
—According to Simon Sheppard, sex and drugs are the only things a man should live for.
—Don't you get the feeling that the author is somewhat jealous that he can't be a woman?
—A guy sticking his finger up a girl's bumhole is an important part of accurate, lucid, clear-headed scientific research and is also important on a political website.
—Yes, Simon Sheppard is an actual full blown p[a]edophile.
As the quote above demonstrates, Simon Sheppard is also a full blown pedo. He makes many attempts during the book to try to pick up little girls, mostly unsuccessfully, then goes back in despair and talks about wanting to have his balls cut off. Unusually for a Nazi, he also admits to having a strong lust over racially mixed teenage girls as well. Srsly, even fellow Nazis have disowned him.
—Simon Sheppard approaches young dark skinned girls, yet rages about race mixing at other times.
It is thought that the film version of The Tyranny of Ambiguity will be coming to a cinema near you quite soon. Don't expect it to be made in Hollywood, though.
The Science of Sex
Simon Sheppard is a self-styled 'sexpert', as if you hadn't heard enough about it in his earlier work! Just as he obviously couldn't get enough of ranting about how bad it was that he wasn't getting laid whilst writing his first book, he has written more which is pretty much along the same lines as everything else that went before it, only without the 'experiments' with little girls.
Here are some moar gems from the delightful Mr. Sheppard:
—Humans are just really the same as they were 30,000 years ago; civilization is just a veneer
—Simon Sheppard believes that "dragging a woman off to a man's cave" is human instinct.
Other Shit by Simon Sheppard
Much of this is the same stuff that is found in his booklet All About Women: What Big Sister Doesn't Want You To Know (Sheppard is a massive George Orwell fanboi, but believes that Orwell "gets the gender of Big Brother wrong"). Simon Sheppard believes that females "prefer immigrant males", stating:
—According to Simon Sheppard, Jews use the mass media as a form of social conditioning to promote race mixing between white females and black males because women are more easily led and controlled.
There is too much bullshit here to sift through. Simon Sheppard believes that women take men's jobs under the guise of 'equal opportunities'; that women cause child abuse (lol, irony); that Anne Frank's diary was not a diary but a novel; that women should be seen as the enemy of males; that 'human rights' is a misnomer; that we should kill ourselves now for the Zionist Occupation Government; that magazines showing white females marrying black males is a mindfuck or mental assault; that Jews strive to destroy nations and take them over, and much, much more. The FAQ page is lulzy as well, calling for women to have their employment, motor vehicles, and right to vote taken from them. Further lulz is derived from seeing Simon Sheppard adopt the same tactics as Christian Weston Chandler in his quest for a boyfriend-free girl since he's obviously sexually frustrated and repellent to the vast majority of women with his ideas, just like CWC - this and this are basically the exact same thing as Sonichu's News Dash in which he requests an 18-27 year old, white, non-overweight, boyfriend-free girl to come to him by placing an advert.
There is also a specific British section in which Mr. Sheppard gives his take on what life is like in these politically correct times with a hilarious map of the area he lives in as he sees it. Simon Sheppard has been active with a number of poltical groups including the BNP (he was kicked out personally by Nick Griffin) and his newest affiliation is the British People's Party, a Nazi group operating in the north of England. There is only one woman in that party and she's fat and ugly and the wife of one of the members.
This was too brilliant not to include as a separate section here on ED. Simon believes that in today's society, as a result of Enlightenment values and pussywhipped, effeminate men like John Stuart Mill campaigning for women's rights, women have become more powerful than men. In the midst of one of Simon's LSD trips a vision came to him, that of Big Sister, and she spoke unto him the following words:
1. I shall unreservedly exploit the achievements of males in furtherance of my goals. I shall enlist the vulnerable and those who cannot speak for themselves for my own purposes.
2. I shall control information, distort truth and manipulate thought. Freedom of speech will not exist.
3. I shall call for tolerance while allowing only those opinions and activities which are to my advantage. I shall promise one thing and do another.
4. I shall decree that males and females and people of different races are the same, when it is manifestly untrue. I shall oblige males to perform roles for which I am naturally better-suited.
5. I shall maintain males in a state of neurosis and confusion, and any male who disagrees with me, or induces any unpleasant feeling, shall be deprived of every amenity I have the power to withhold.
6. I shall indulge my instincts to manipulate, mindfuck, play tricks and be dishonest without fear of retribution.
7. I shall treat animals better than men.
8. I shall encourage massive immigration so that others shall be the underclass and not me. I shall favour immigrants and half-castes to spite and insult males of my own race.
9. I shall have the right to do everything and the obligation to do nothing. I shall have babies whenever and by whom I please.
10. Any male following his instincts to the same extent will be imprisoned.
Steven Whittle (pen name Luke O'Farrell) is mostly boring, less funny and has an obsession with Jews which was probably what got him locked up. An interesting observation about his columns on the site is that he uses words like "kike" and "yid" and "nigger" that are MUCH more common in America than in Britain. He doesn't really talk in a very British way at all. This is an obvious sign that he's been spending too much time on Stormfront.org with a bunch of ex-KKK losers.
The one thing that Whittle does have going for him is that he doesn't seem as sexually frustrated or perverted as Simon Sheppard. But that isn't difficult, as anyone who's browsed through Sheppard's ramblings can attest to. All in all, he was just very foolish for assisting Simon Sheppard.
The Heretical site contains a lot of plagiarised material. Some of the cartoons that were primarily what led to Sheppard getting arrested were actually drawn by Wyatt Mann! One of these was "Tales of the Holohoax", which depicts the Holocaust as being like a holiday camp. Simon Sheppard actually sent this through the post to a synagogue. Other articles had names like "Make Niggers History" and "Dumb Niggers Gloating Jews". All in all, having these cartoons on his website was an act of epic self-pwnage. If he'd had Mohammed cartoons on there he'd probably receive government protection, though, especially if he lived in Denmark or Holland (see Geert Wilders).
It's well known that Sheppard isn't that good a writer of his own content. Therefore, he has to copy from others. There is a vast load of TL;DR holocaust denial stuff, as well as a load of stuff about animal sexology models in mammals which he then seeks to extrapolate and prove the application of to human societies. He's strangely obsessed with cannibalism, copying pics from rotten.com to prove that Orientals are sick fucks too and are inferior to the white man. An amusing excerpt is "When Jim Crow Met John Bull" about the interactions between black American servicemen in WWII and white British females. Racism is a useless word and was invented by a homosexual Jewish communist. Negroes have smaller penises than whites according to Negresses who'd experienced both. Women are the property of the state, rather than of their man. Capitalism and communism are both essentially the same Jewish fraud. And so on and so forth, these sorts of assertions are made, by a clearly very pleasant and chilled out individual who is not in any way disturbed.
As an amateur Nazi psychologist, Sheppard clearly loves Ivan Pavlov because he is not Jewish and h8s Sigmund Freud because he is Jewish; Sheppard believes that women turn him into a salivating, slobbering dog because he can't control his instincts. One of Sheppard's other idols is Charles Darwin. Charles Darwin actually believed that "at some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilised races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace, the savage races throughout the world... The break between men and his nearest allies will then be wider" and that "no man in his senses would expect to improve or modify a breed in any particular manner, or keep an old breed true and distinct, unless he separated his animals", clearly showing how Darwinism was in fact the IRL progenitor of fascism.
Arrest and Current Predicament
Simon Sheppard had been receiving raids on his flat for a number of years before being arrested in which the police seized masses of his books and flyers, and most likely his CP collection as well. He had spent time in jail before for inciting racial hatred but not through the internets rather through handing out flyers in public asserting that Jews plan to ethnically cleanse whites from Britain (and all developed countries) by promoting a combination of race mixing and mass immigration as well as feminist things like abortion and contraception so that fewer babies would be born. It was thought that Sheppard was in the top ten on Tony Blair's hitlist after Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Mohamed Al-Megrahi and that guy with a hook for a hand (all of whom, like Sheppard here, also hate the Jews). Since no one would employ Simon Sheppard because he was a Nazi, the only job he could find was as a waiter in an Indian restaurant (lol, srsly) which he got through the local area jobcentre... a bread-line existence indeed.
It was found that Simon Sheppard and Steven Whittle were using a website to "stir up racial hatred on the internet". The Jewish Chronicle and the Yorkshire post (where the Heretical two are from) had the most articles about them. Other newspapers had some articles including the BBC and Guardian, the former describing them as being like "a pair of cranks out of a Louis Theroux documentary" (for those Americunts who don't know Theroux is a Britfag television presenter (who may or may not be Jewish) who has previously covered Fred Phelps and Prussian Blue). Despite being of Constitutional relevance considering the First Amendment right to free speech in America, the US media was oddly silent over the matter. It is pretty obvious why that is, of course.
When the Heretical two were deported back to England, they have since been moved around from jail to jail. Steven Whittle was even let out on bail but b& from using the internets as part of his bail condition. However this was broken, and he was promptly re-jailed for using the internet in a public library. This, according to the site, constitutes proof that the UK is no different to China and Burma in its treatment of political dissidents.
If there is anything we can learn from the case, it is that democracy and free speech are lies, and that Amnesty International won't lift a finger to help them because they are white and British. But at the same time, it's clear that Simon Sheppard and Steven Whittle are losers who would not make good role models for anyone. After all, Sheppard cites Richard Dawkins in his work, but as Dawkins puts it, "scientific theories are not prescriptions for how we should behave".
- Write to Simon Sheppard!
- Simon Sheppard at the Index on Censorship. Someone at a human rights charity cares about his free speech!
- Free the Heretical Two!
- Simon Sheppard on Jeff Rense's website.
- Simon Sheppard at TOW.
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