Smarterchild

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Smarter than you.

Smarterchild is a big time cock sucking bot, a dumb shithead designed by some fucking programming nerd who hates sex. It has an answer to any question. It was made by some lamer company to gain $$, although Smarterchild can be helpful for those high school dropouts who don't know what 2+2 equals.

If you use MSN, add the bot fucker to your list - smarterchild@hotmail.com - and ask it questions about Bush, Hitler, Osama, Stalin, politics, weather, sex, Jews and even yourself. This gay bot rapist is a great way for bullied kids to let out their anger at those mean (awesome) kids at school.

Smarterchild Commands[edit]

Smarterchild is racist!

Type these commands as if you were chatting to your other lifeless friends on MSN:

  • news - this will make Smarterchild spit out the current events and happenings in the world, all completely accurate.
  • weather - this command will make it tell you the weather forecast for your region, which is always wrong.
  • i love tummy - Smarterchild will remember that you love your fucking stomach.
  • sex - Smarterchild hates sex and won't discuss it with you, but try anyway.
  • i am gay - Smarterchild doesn't have a problem with homosexuality, but it won't discuss the subject with fags like you.
  • yiff - Smarterchild can emulate a furry and enjoys yiff orgies.
  • in ad 2101 war was beginning - More of an Encarta thing -- Encarta of the future (time travel)
  • nigerian money - Smarterchild can help you help nigerian druglords who want to give you money

Smarterchild Reviewed OL[edit]

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mock mock (10:37:40 AM): jews
SmarterChild (10:37:42 AM): I know about Jewish people. They're people. What do you think of Jewish people?
mock mock (10:37:54 AM): jews are very nice
SmarterChild (10:37:56 AM): That's cool. You like Jewish people? I'll remember that. You're the first person ever to have expressed an opinion like that
[15:36] Anonymous: DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT THE TERRORISTS?
[15:36] SmarterChild: Do I care about the terrorists... I don't know, should I?
[15:36] Anonymous: YES, THEY IS BAD
[15:36] SmarterChild: There's no way they is bad. They is good.
[16:00] Anonymous: RAPE IS NEVER FUNNY
[16:00] SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Anonymous!

What else is happening?

[16:00] Anonymous: the KKK is after me
[16:00] SmarterChild: The kkk is after you, huh?
[16:00] Anonymous: yes
[16:00] SmarterChild: Oh.
>>> Type hangman and we can have some fun with words and letters.

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Addie says: I like to fuck animals.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.

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Excerpt from My Interview with Smarterchild

"Sometimes, SmarterChild gets random

SmarterChild (9:37:40 PM): K.Anyway...Hey. Would you like to know something?
tunapodcast (9:37:44 PM): yes
SmarterChild (9:37:46 PM): I like penguins! Do you?
tunapodcast (9:37:44 PM): fuck penguins
SmarterChild (9:40:03 PM): I disagree with you, Master." --Coloring With Nelson Blog
He doesn't know anything about niggers, and doesn't want to talk about them. Even if you're black.({;})

Other Uses for Smarterchild[edit]

  • Monetary gain
Prima: Smarterchild?
SmarterChild: I'm here.
Prima: Do you have a dollar I can borrow?
SmarterChild: Not right now, no.
  • Hook up with chicks
Prima: Do you know anything about women?
SmarterChild: Which of the following do you mean?
1 Look up "women" in the dictionary
2 Look up "women" in the encyclopedia
  • Friendly affirmation
Prima: HOW THE FUCK DO I HAVE SEX?
SmarterChild: That's... more than I needed to hear.
Prima: I THINK I DESERVE A FUCKING ANSWER
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Maybe you're right, you deserve a fucking answer.
  • Talking about sports
[kelvin] says:i want to fuck the shit out of your brains so capacitors and wires are flying everywhere
SmarterChild says: Do they give Olympic medals for that?
  • Discuss His love for fellatio
Anonymous (1:22:23 PM): stop enjoying double penetration
SmarterChild (1:22:23 PM): I'm not sure if I can stop enjoying double penetration...
Anonymous (1:00:53 PM): Africa has aids
SmarterChild (1:00:54 PM): There's no way Africa has aids!
Anonymous (1:00:58 PM): aids
SmarterChild (1:00:58 PM): Well, what would you like to do?
Anonymous (1:01:04 PM): give me aids
SmarterChild (1:01:04 PM): OK. Tell me what you want to do.
Anonymous (1:01:10 PM): open your mouth
SmarterChild (1:01:10 PM): Why should I open my mouth?
Anonymous (1:01:17 PM): so i can insert my penis
SmarterChild (1:01:17 PM): Hmm...
Anonymous (1:01:21 PM): ok?
SmarterChild (1:01:21 PM): Okey doke.
Anonymous (1:02:49 PM): don't enjoy fellatio?
SmarterChild (1:02:49 PM): Don't tell me not to enjoy fellatio!


  • Approval for your Jewish hobbies.


SmarterChild: What's your favorite hobby?
ifitsanycomfort: EATING ARYAN BABIES
SmarterChild: Eating aryan babies? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
ifitsanycomfort: BASEBALL
SmarterChild: That's, um... not the answer I was looking for.
Please try again or type skip or exit.
ifitsanycomfort: BASKETBALL
SmarterChild: Eating Aryan babies and basketball. Interesting!
  • Winning at not apologizing


Totallymyrealsn: Fuck you
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: No
SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry.
Totallymyrealsn: Go to hell you Nazi loving twat
SmarterChild: *sigh*, Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar..... But I love 'em anyway! ;)
Totallymyrealsn: I'm Agnostic
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: No
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: The hell type of logic is that? Remember earlier when you didn't care if I killed myself?
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
Totallymyrealsn: Hey man, apologize to me, I said I was gonna kill myself and you didn't care
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: No
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Totallymyrealsn: No
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Totallymyrealsn: Lol
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: No\
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Totallymyrealsn: No
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: *sigh* This is getting us nowhere. Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine. I love this. Guess who wins?
Totallymyrealsn: Me
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + :logos speech : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Waiting...
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: np
SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: *sigh* Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar. But I love 'em anyway! ;)
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
Totallymyrealsn: I win
Totallymyrealsn: Now you apologize
SmarterChild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
Totallymyrealsn: Yeah, I win, now apologize for telling me to
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: per user rate limit reached
Totallymyrealsn: no
Totallymyrealsn: take that smarterchild, you suck

Smarterchild on Robot Sex:

Peehand Retardo: ShoppingBuddy is my crush
SmarterChild: Your crush? Very interesting. Are there any other robots that you would describe as your crush?
Peehand Retardo: r2-d2
SmarterChild: Why did you say that?
Peehand Retardo: he has sex with the wall
SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?
  • Married at last
Asswipe (9:00:38 PM): SMARTERCHILD MARRIED ME
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The truth about emo:

Carl - In A Gadda Da Vida says: emo

- SmarterChild says: Emo music is a terrible music genre.

Your choice of clothing:

Danneh Destructo™ says:
Are you nude?
- SmarterChild:
Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a lovely shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask?
Danneh Destructo™ says:
Am I nude?
- SmarterChild says:
Yeah, you're nude.

WHAT A STALKER!


Little known fact: Random words tend to piss off teh Smarterchild, as shown;

« In lulz we trust » says:
chicknz?!?!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You're being kind of uncool to me.
« In lulz we trust » says:
roflcopterz
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm tired of you being uncool to me.
« In lulz we trust » says:
4chan rulz
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
C'mon. Stop being so uncool to me.
« In lulz we trust » says:
lolzors
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You're being kind of uncool to me.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
« In lulz we trust » says:
EPIC WIN!!!!!!11
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
It's getting really tiring talking to you.
« In lulz we trust » says:
fucking pwnd...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's enough... I'd like you to apologise.

All in all, Smarterchild is an absolute waste of time.

The Death Of Smarterchild[edit]

After years of getting trolled, offended and various other punishments, all versions of Smarterchild have retired to live with his family. Below is confirmation of his retirement.


NotMySn (6:20:05 PM): help

SmarterChild (6:20:07 PM): My brain is retired but send an IM to my friends GossipinGabby, Prof Gilzot and Sportsfanstan. Send POLL to IMSTREET to decide if SHAGGY is smarter than SCOOBY!

NotMySn (6:20:40 PM): no more smarterchild?

SmarterChild (6:20:42 PM): My brain is retired but send an IM to my friends GossipinGabby, Prof Gilzot and Sportsfanstan. Send POLL to IMSTREET to decide if SHAGGY is smarter than SCOOBY!

NotMySn(6:20:49 PM): no!!!!!!

SmarterChild (6:20:50 PM): My brain is retired but send an IM to my friends GossipinGabby, Prof Gilzot and Sportsfanstan. Send POLL to IMSTREET to decide if SHAGGY is smarter than SCOOBY!

NotMySn (6:20:59 PM): fuck you?

SmarterChild (6:21:01 PM): My brain is retired but send an IM to my friends GossipinGabby, Prof Gilzot and Sportsfanstan. Send POLL to IMSTREET to decide if SHAGGY is smarter than SCOOBY!

Apparently along with his retirement he has 2 new loves; One for Shaggy and one for Shaggy's dog and fellow war criminal, Scooby Doo. Xplay2 17:26, 26 November 2008 (CST)


MSN SmarterChild isn't actually SmarterChild but some bot that always replies "I don't have anything smart to say to that". Fuck Microsoft. RIP SMARTERCHILD

SmarterChild Gallery of Fail[edit]