Smugglypuff, aka "Dinsee Nuffin" (real name:
TheoValerie Williamson), is a gender-confused, fugly, androgynous, social justice yellow snowball who inadvertently turned themselves into a meme by blatantly lying to the police on camera, and subsequently got herself arrested by throwing a man-child sized tranny-tantrum that resulted in destroying a random person's phone simply because they happened to be standing around doing nothing in particular at all.
She is known by her yellow Eric Cartman style beanie, her impressively bloated whale like appearance and smugly-looking face. All contact with this horrific monstrosity should be avoided as they are prone to enraged fatty fits of unwarranted self-important shit throwing. Unable to handle even the slightest measure of adversity as a result of a faulty, deficient upbringing, this stuck up, self-centered smugtard is always just one triggering away from an adult diaper blow-out to the nearest "safe space".
How It Went Down
Before we get into the good stuff we got to cover a bit of backstory first. Recently SJW hate groups in Canada have been going around trying to weasel into law a variety of absolutely insane level changes, the most recently of which is a bill called C-16, which would allow for the blind persecution and punishment of any random individual for any random reason on any random basis. In effect, Canada is trying to implement a form of Calvin Ball style judicial legislation which would allow any person to randomly accuse any other person of 'not making them happy' because of their imagined gender, even if it wasn't their intent, or even if they weren't aware of it at all and to, in turn, punish and incarcerate that individual.
So, for example, any Canadian citizen could randomly call themselves "mayonnaise gender" and then accuse their own present prime minister, Justin Trudeau, of 'not making them happy' and in turn their own prime minister would have to face charges and be imprisoned. Even if he had no intention of making that person unhappy, even if he wasn't even aware they were "mayonnaise gender" he must STILL be held responsible and incarcerated for ANY level of unhappiness that, that person feels.
Or, to put it more simply, it has reached the point where, in Canada... the inmates are running the asylum. They've taken control, Canada has gone bye-bye, let's get Trump into office and put up a gawd damn wall before the insanity spreads any further. You're done Canada... put it down... you're done. You could not possibly make a bigger joke out of yourselves than you have at this point.
But is Canada going down without a fight? The answer... no. Several organized efforts have recently sprung to life in a last ditch effort to try and get the unchecked insanity back into its "safe space". This first manifested in the form of a video by University of Toronto psychology professor Jordan B. Peterson who expressed concerns over the new crazy laws and very clearly articulated so many valid points, arguments and rebuttals to the law that any semblance of a potential coherent counter argument on the side of the SJWs was effected ended before it could even begin.
As such, the SJWs did the only thing they could do... they threw a giant fucking fit. Which Jordan B Peterson described as "being persecuted by the Three Stooges" On October 11th, 2016, LGBT terrorists at the university held a protest against Peterson's statements. Of course various news media outlets also arrived to get in on the unchecked insanity running rampant like an angry toddler in a therapy session for the entertainment of those of us who haven't lost our minds. That led to Rebel Media's Lauren Southern being physically attacked by one of the crazed LGBT terrorists, later identified as Casandra Williams. Said attacker ran into the crowd before they could be identified at the time and police came over to question people about the incident. One of those questioned by the police was the mentally unstable
TheoValerie Williamson, the aforementioned escaped Pokemon Smugglypuff, who was caught on camera lying to a nearby police officer that she "didn’t see anything" while grinning smugly to herself.
But the fun doesn't end there! After lying to the police about what had transpired at the protest, she also decided to steal Lauren Southern's phone, run away with it and smash it into the ground in a fit of fat-tranny man-rage before moving on to assault two completely random students who were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not only did
TheoValerie "Smugglypuff" Williamson attack these random students, the LGBT terrorists went out of their way to write a slanderous article on Vice in which they tried to justify the attacks by randomly claiming that the students were "Neo Nazis".
One of the students identified in the article decided to confront the school administration following advice from his lawyer, and that's where the good news finally comes in: the lawyer learned that Smugglypuff has been charged with assault, theft, malicious mischief and obstruction of a police investigation!
The Internets React
The memage began with Rebel Media putting up their video coverage of the incident on October 11th, 2016 which generated over 335,000 views and 3,700 comments within two weeks. That same day, the video was posted on the /pol/ (politically correct) board on 4chan, where one user posted a fauxpic of Theo depicted as a Jigglypuff Pokuman, and thus... a meme was born! Now dubbed "Smugglypuff", a variation of another SJW self-made meme, "Trigglypuff",
TheoValerie was well on her way to becoming permanently etched into the fat folds of the Internet's collective memory. These meme people, or "memeles" if you like, essentially become the embodiment of an Internet meme, forever branded as a living joke. They will never live down the epic humiliation of making a mockery of themselves and can only ever hope to serve as a warning to future generations on what NOT to do with your life. They are, in effect, walking billboards for the abortion-rights movement.
The Fat Bug Behind The Smug Mug
The true origins of "Smugglypuff", aka
Theo Valerie Williams Tranny Devito, are unknown, so all that we may go off is the next best thing: hearsay and rumour. Logically, such a creature is the product of two vertically retarded, genetic clusterfucks who foolishly decided making a mockery of natural selection was somehow a good idea and after some repeatedly failed hawt midget sex finally managed to crap out a living abortion they named "Valerie", a name coming from the Latin word "valere", meaning "to be strong" or more literally "healthy", proving yet again that like her namesake Danny midgets are an endless source of intentional comedy.
Unfortunately for her, she soon began to hate herself and attempted to change her name to "Theo", likely inspired after seeing the little fat fuck from Alvin And The Chipmunks and wanting to copy her on-screen doppelganger.
TheoValerie managed to hit the genetic jackpot on size and wound up as the 1 in 4 chance of NOT being vertically retarded, but because nature enjoys cruel irony, she wound up gender retarded instead.
Like all children lacking in authority figures
TheoValerie continually lashed out and lied for attention, desperately wishing deep down for some boundaries that her butt-high begetters couldn't bestow. This eventually culminated in not only turning tranny, but vandalizing her own school with anti-LGBT graffiti in order to feign victimization and, of course, to avoid schoolwork, as the slanderous defacements magically coincided with the the first day of exams (convenient that). As such Smugglypuff has a VERY long history of not only lying for attention, but committing acts of vandalism and violence for the sake of self-victimization... are you seeing the pattern here?
- Jordan B Peterson describes the SJW attack on him as "being persecuted by the three stooges"
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