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1337 Cash[edit]

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Hey newbs,

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Pic r3l4t3d: It's m3 4nd my h0st4g3

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Adam Lanza Cash[edit]

Hey Children,

My name is Adam Lanza, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are ugly, retarded, hyper little shitheads who spend every second of their day drawing stupid ass pictures. You are everyone that will become bad in the world. Honestly, will any of you ever contribute to the world? I mean, I guess it's fun being savage little shit machines because of your own undeveloped brains, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being a high schooler.

Don't be a stranger. Just let me shoot you with my best bullet. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of my own FPS clan, and member on my school's computer club. What games do you play, other than molest naked drawn Japanese people in the subway? I also used to get straight A's, before I dropped out, got my GED and went to College (I dropped out.. Shit was not SO cash). You are all underage b& who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my mom's corpse

ADF-Fuensalida Cash[edit]

Hey deviantART admins,

My name is ADF-Fuensalida, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life breeders who spend every second of their day creating updates that let you look at our gender. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever called yourself a girl 7 years before getting your sex change? I mean, I guess it's fun asking us what our real gender is because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than people finding out that I don't actually live in Canadia.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've cosplayed as every single character from Naruto, and got an article on Encyclopedia Dramatica. What articles have you ever gotten, other than the "I'M SO AWESOME" page of your own blogs that no one reads. I also get straight F's, and have a fat faux-lesbian girlfriend (She just ate out my imaginary pussy; Shit was SO kawaii) You are all homophobes who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

Alduin Cash[edit]

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Hey mortals.

My name is Alduin and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, mortal no-lifes who spend every second of their day fearing me, Alduin, the first born of akatosh. You are everything bad in this world. Honestly, have you ever consumed a mortals soul? I mean, I guess it's fun looking up to the dragonborn to defeat me because of your own insecurities, but you take it all to a whole new level. This is even worse than giving Martin Septim the amulet of kings so he can defeat Mehrunes Dagon.

Don't be a mortal. Just use dragonrend with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the first born of Akatosh and the world eater. What things do you like to do other than "help the dragonborn defeat me by flying him to skuldafn"? I'm also going to Sovngarde and have a delicious mortal I'm about to consume (She tasted so good;Shit was SO cash). You are all mortals who must be eaten. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: Its me and the soul I will eat

Al. B. Tross WRACK! WRACK![edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Al B. Tross, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life mammals who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever laid an egg? I mean, WRACK! WRACK! WRACK! WRACK! WRAAAAAACK! WRAAACK! WRACK! WRACK! WRACK! WRACK! WRACK! WRAAAAAACK! WRAAAAAACK!

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Alchemy Cash[edit]

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Hey Homunculi.

My name is Edward, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are homunculus, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day practicing stupid flame alchemy. You are everything terrible in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any auto mail? I mean, I guess it's fun making circles and doing alchemy, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than doing human transmutation

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I can do alchemy without a circle, and i have a auto mail arm and leg. what do you have? other than "jack off to naked drawn transmutation circles"? I also got a cool watch, and have a banging hot auto mail mechanic (She just gave me a new arm; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Allah[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Allah, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slimy, thieving, Jews who spend every second of their day looking at offensive pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gang-raped any 9 year old pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than eating pork.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of Al-Qaeda, and starter on my PLO team. What hobbies do you do, other than "preach religious tolerance"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot Prophet (He just blew me; Shit was SO cash; Thy seed is all over thine face). You are all faggots who should just convert to Islam. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Holy Prophet.

Asian Cash[edit]

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Hey Crackers, I am asian, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, white boys who spend every second of their day disrespecting woman. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten good grades? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your superior PENISes, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than saying black people have bigger dicks.

Don't be a white retard. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the chess team, and starter on my debate team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to asian people"? (White bitches are obviously superior.) I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot white girlfriend (She just blew my tiny penis; Shit was SO yen). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

Avatar Cash - Aang[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Aang and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day drawing bad fanart and shipping the most illogical pairings of characters from my show. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever HAD a real relationship of your own? I mean, I guess it's fun writing about weird fucked up sexual encounters between fictional characters that you can fap to because you can't get any yourself, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Avatarspirit.net

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I mean, I'M THE FUCKING AVATAR GODDAMMIT. How many elements can YOU bend? I also learned all this shit in LESS THAN A YEAR, AND I have a blind, banging hot Earthbender for a girlfriend (She just raeped me; Shit was SO Cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my butch.

Avatar Cash - Juy'Jey[edit]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Juy'Jey, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day connecting to stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad with Eywa. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any tsahaylu? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Na'Vi because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than doing false tsahaylu to memories on sacred tree.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the youngest to ride an Ikran, and best Pa'li rider. What tsahaylu do you do, other than "fake tsahaylu to naked drawn sky people"? I also make bows from multiple trees, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just tsahaylu me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just try and meet Eywa immediately. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my mate

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Backwards Cash[edit]

Hey John,

My name is faggots, and I one every single hate of you. Fat of you are all, retarded, no-lifes second spend every who of their ass looking at stupid day pictures. You are world bad in the everything. Honestly, have any of pussy ever gotten any you? I mean, I guess it's people making fun of fun because of your own level, but you all take to a whole new insecurities. This is even worse than facebook off to pictures on jerking.

Don't stranger a be. Just shot me with your best hit. I'm perfect much pretty. I was football of the captain team, and basketball on my team starter. What jack do you sports, other than "play off to people drawn Japanese naked"? I also straight get A's, and have a girlfriend hot banging (She just Shit me; blew was SO cash). You are all yourselves who should just kill faggots. Thanks for listening.

Bitch Related: It's me and my pic

Bald Eagle Cash[edit]

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Hey poultry,

My name is Bald Eagle, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, small, and overpopulated fowl who spend every second of their day squawking and eating bread crumbs. You are everything bad in the sky. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any federally protected status? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of bantams because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than eating bird seed thrown from an elderly woman's hand.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the national bird of the most powerful country in the world and sacred to the native people. What people worship you, other than virgin birdwatchers? I also get a 30 year lifespan and have a mate for life (She just hatched my eggs; Shit was SO CAWWW!!). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

BatCash[edit]

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What, are you dense? are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am?

I'm the goddamn Batman, and I hate every single one of you. All of you cowardly, superstitious criminals who spend every second of their day robbing banks and blowing shit up. You are everything bad in the Gotham City. Honestly, have any of you ever managed to escape Arkham? I mean, I guess it's justified for me to go out at night wearing a bat suit, beating lowlifes like you into a pulp because of the crimes you committed, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than every Robin I've ever kept.

Don't be a coward. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am vengeance, I am the night, I am also the heir of Wayne Enterprises and a member of the Justice League. What sports do you play, other than "Terrorize the peaceful citizens of Gotham and being arrested by me"? I am also one of the richest men in the world, and have banging hot bitches whenever I need (We just had a bat-orgy, shit was SO BAT). You are all scums who should just turn yourselves in. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my justice bitches.

BeerCash[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Branden, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day prank calling my parents. You are everything annoying in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been grounded before? I mean, I guess it's fun to piss off my parents, but you all take to a whole new level, and I'M the one who ends up getting in trouble! This is even worse than my old bands last show.

Don't be a stranger. Just please don't kick me in the nuts. I'm pretty much tired of that. I was in a band, and I play Guitar Hero like no other. What sports do you play, other than "order pizza and have it delivered to my address"? I also like beer and have a banging hot beer bong (just hit that; Shit was SO beer). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my...

Belmont Cash[edit]

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Hey Peasants.

My name is Simon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are ugly syphilitic piles of secrets who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass tapestries. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures in the domesday book.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the royal-guard, and best man of the woods. What quests have you commenced, other than "jack off to as many naked illustrated Japanese people as I can"? I also get straight arrows, and have a banging hot paramour (She just bit me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my wench

BiffCash[edit]

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Hey Buttheads,

My name is Biff, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are squares who spend every second of their day waiting for their favorite television program. Honestly, have any of you ever sat in a parked car with a girl? This is even worse than climbing up a tree to peep through some chick's window.

Don't be a stranger. I'm pretty much cooler than you. What sports do you play, other than "look at Playboy and sneak booze into the Enchantment Under the Sea dance"? I also get dorks to do my homework for me, and just got my car out of the shop (crashed into a manure truck; Shit was SO bull). You are all buttheads who should just drop dead, now make like a tree, and get outta here.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Big Macintosh Cash[edit]

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Hey Eggheads,

My name is Big Mac, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, uneducated, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid mule pictures. You are everything bad in Equestria. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any plot? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of ponies because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than clopping it off to pictures on ponyhoof.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the hoofball team, and the owner of Sweet Apple Acres. What sports do you play, other than "clop to naked drawn Humans"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot marefriend (She just blew me; Horseapples was SO bits). You are all Eggheads who should be banished to the moon. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my mare

Bizarro Cash[edit]

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Hey dudes,

My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I'm sure it's fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.

Don't be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I'm pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than "having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime"? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.

Pic Related: It's me and my female friend.

Black Hole Cash[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Black Hole, and I attract every single one of you. All of you are weak, mass-less, carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day stuck to an iron core planet. You are everything observable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten an event horizon? I mean, I guess it's fun self replicating and evolving because of your own lack of gravity, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than becoming a gas nebula.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best fusion reaction. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the brightest quasar in the sky, and have an acceleration due to gravity over 9000m/s/s. What processes do you synthesize, other than "jacking off to electromagnetic absorption lines"? I also get straight accretion disks, and have a banging neutron star (She just solar flared on me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just go super nova. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my neutron star

Bob Ross Cash[edit]

Hello Friends, My name is Bob, and I love every single one of you. All of you are smart, creative artists who spend every day of their lives creating beautiful paintings. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, how could someone not love you? I mean, I guess it's just second nature to you, but you really take art to a whole new level. This is even better than The Joy of Painting.

Don't be ashamed. Everybody needs a friend. We don't make mistakes, we make happy little accidents. I got a great new easel, and a really swell palette. (My new oil paints came in! They are SO boss!). You are all perfect! Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: Its me and a happy little tree

Bork[edit]

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Hey Fegguts,

My neme-a is Juhn, und I hete-a ifery seengle-a oone-a ooff yuoo. Bork bork. Ell ooff yuoo ere-a fet, reterded, nu-leeffes vhu spend ifery secund ooff zeeur dey luukeeng et stoopeed ess peectoores. Yuoo ere-a iferytheeng bed in zee vurld. Hunestly, hefe-a uny ooff yuoo ifer guttee uny poossy? I meun, I gooess it's foon mekeeng foon ooff peuple-a becoose-a ooff yuoor oovn insecooreeties, boot yuoo ell teke-a tu a vhule-a noo lefel. Thees is ifee vurse-a thun jerkeeng ooffff tu peectoores oon fecebuuk.

Dun't be-a a strunger. Bork bork bork! Joost heet me-a veet yuoor best shut. I'm pretty mooch perffect. I ves cepteeen ooff zee fuutbell teem, und sterter oon my besketbell teem. Vhet spurts du yuoo pley, oozeer thun "jeck ooffff tu neked drevn jepunese-a peuple-a"? Bork? I elsu get streeeght E's, und hefe-a a bungeeng hut gurlffreeend (She-a joost bloo me-a; Sheet ves SO cesh). Yuoo ere-a ell fegguts vhu shuoold joost keell yuoorselfes. Thunks fur leestening.

Peec Releted: It's me-a und my beetch. Bork bork!

BORIS CASH[edit]

GREETINGS COMRADES,

MY NAME IS BORIS, AND I DO NOT LIKE ANY OF YOU AMERICAN HOOLIGANS. ALL OF YOU ARE FAT, UNEDUCATED IN THE WAYS OF SOCIALISM, AND SPEND ALL YOUR TIME ON THE COMPUTER FAPPING TO PORNOGRAPHY THAT HAS NOT BEEN APPROVED BY THE SOVIET. HONESTLY, HAVE ANY OF YOU EVEN RAPED A WOMAN BEFORE? IT IS ENJOYABLE TO MAKE FUN OF OTHERS FOR BEING INFERIOR TO COMRADE STALIN, BUT YOU ALL TAKE THIS TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CAPITALISM. THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN GETTING PLEASURE FROM PORTRAITS OF PUTIN.

DO NOT BE A STRANGER. PRESENT UNTO ME THE BEST ATTACKS YOU CAN. I AM PRETTY MUCH PERFECT AND WILL FEND OFF YOUR ATTACKS LIKE HEROES OF STALINGRAD. I WAS A WAR HERO IN RED ARMY, AND AM BEST DRINKER IN ALL OF VOLGOGRAD. WHAT SPORT DO YOU PLAY BESIDES, "CHASE DOWN THE DIRTY BLACK MAN"? I ALSO GET PERFECT SCORES AT UNIVERSITY, AND HAVE A GREAT PROSTITUTE (MISHA JUST GAVE ME ORAL PLEASURE, SO RUBLE). YOU ARE ALL BOURGEOIS CAPITALISTS AND SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELVES. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO MY ORATION ON GLORIOUS SOCIALISM.

THE PICTURE TO THE LEFT IS RELATED TO THIS ORATION : IT IS ME AND MY SISTER AT SAINT BASIL'S FOR VICTORY DAY

Buddha Cash[edit]

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Hey friends,

My name is Buddha, and I love every single one of you. All of you are wonderful, intelligent, people with an amazing life, who spend a lot of their time doing what they love. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, could you be more great? I mean, I guess there's always room for improvement, but you all take to a whole new level. You guys are even better than rice.

About me, I'm pretty much perfect. I have my own religion, millions of followers. What religion do you guys follow, other than "Being so darn awesome"? I also have a prize winning goat, who has won many many awards. You are all great people who should continue being yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's a statue of me.

Boxxy Cash[edit]

Hey Uninites,

My name is Boxxy, and I love every single one of you. All of you are cute, witty, and the best fans ever, who spend every second of their day looking at pictures of yours truly. You are everything sweet in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten the respect you deserve? I mean, I guess it's fun playing hide-and-seek on the internet, but you all take to an awesome new level. This is even better than those old black and white detective movies.

Don't be a stranger. Just stop by my house any time you want. I'm pretty much ecstatic to meet you! I was captain of the Drama Club, and starter on my Comedy Sportz team. What sports do you play? You can teach me and we'll play together some time! I try hard to work on my grades, that is, when i'm not on Gaia online, and have the greatest best friend in the world, (We just got back from Taco Bell; it was SO delish). You are all remarkable people, who should celebrate once in a while for all your hard work. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my BFF Pocky

Backwards Cash[edit]

Hey John,

My name is faggots, and I one every single hate of you. Fat of you are all, retarded, no-lifes second spend every who of their ass looking at stupid day pictures. You are world bad in the everything. Honestly, have any of pussy ever gotten any you? I mean, I guess it's people making fun of fun because of your own level, but you all take to a whole new insecurities. This is even worse than facebook off to pictures on jerking.

Don't stranger a be. Just shot me with your best hit. I'm perfect much pretty. I was football of the captain team, and basketball on my team starter. What jack do you sports, other than "play off to people drawn Japanese naked"? I also straight get A's, and have a girlfriend hot banging (She just Shit me; blew was SO cash). You are all yourselves who should just kill faggots. Thanks for listening.

Bitch Related: It's me and my pic

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Chris cash[edit]

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Hey Christfags,

My name is Chris, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slimy, thieving, Christians who spend every second of their day worshipping a false deity. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever practised incest? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because they have different beliefs, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than black magic.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a Wiccan, and support the IRA freedom fighters. What hobbies do you do, other than "spread the word of jeezus"? I also get straight A's, and have a cool myspace (I just praised Vester Flanagan; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who will die by my hand. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my gun.

Captain Highliner Cash[edit]

Ahoy Landlovers,

My name is Captain Highliner, and I wanna feed every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day eating burgers and chicken. You are everything bad on the ocean. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any haddock? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own lack of essential fatty acids, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than feeding off hot dogs.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of a fishing boat, and logo on boxes of fish. What aquatic life do you catch, other than "seamen on your hands from jacking off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight Arrrr's, and have a oven hot fishstick (She just got breaded; Shit was SO splash). You are all landlovers who should just drown yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and one of my breaded minced pollock sticks, 26 for $4.99

Cashimus Prime[edit]

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Hey Deceptiqueers,

My name is Optimus Prime, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are evil, Unicron-spawned, robotic life-forms who spend every second of their day making stupid plans. You are everything bad in on our homeworld of Cybertron. Honestly, have any of your ridiculous plans for world conquest ever worked? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to steal all the Energon you can, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than that Cobra commander jerk.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm leader of the Autobots, and bearer of the Matrix of Leadership. What sports do you play, other than "Transform into stupid stuff like tape players and guns"? I also turn into a truck, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just overloaded my circuits; Slag was SO Energon). You are all pit-spawn who should just offline. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Chinese Cash[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Yāo hàn , I hate you for each one. You are fat, mental retardation, and still life to spend a day every second, looking at stupid ass pictures. You are in the world's all bad. To be honest, you have any cats? I mean, yes, I would like to make fun of people because of their own insecurity, it is very interesting, but you have taken a whole new level. This is the ventilation of the photos on Facebook, even more than the poor.

Do not be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I am perfect. I am the captain of the football team, the first of my basketball team. What you play sports, jack shut down naked pull the Japanese people "? I also get straight A, beat a hot girlfriend (She just blew my mother Sue cash). You who should just kill all fagots. Thanks for listening.

Related images: This is me and my bitch

Christ Cash[edit]

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Hey Atheists,

My name is brother John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a higher being. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a bible? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the one and only messiah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defecating on Jesus's shroud.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the bible study team, and said the most prayers in church. What religious activities do you take part in, other than "Worshiping the porcelain God"? I also get a lot of praise from the local community, and have a smart black bible with gold trim (I just read the gospels; Stuff was SO enlightening). You are all sinners who should just repent. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bible

Christian Weston Chandler[edit]

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Hey Homos,

My name is Chris, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow-in-the-mind, naive, niggos who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass youtube videos. You are everything bad in the Cwcville. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hanky-panky? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of autistic virgins with rage because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Mary Lee Walsh.

Don't be a jerkop. Just hit me with your best zapbolt. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the creator of the all original Electric Hedgehog Pokemon Sonichu, and waterboy on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "KICK THE AUTISTIC"? I also get DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS, and have a banging hot gal pal (She just blew me; Shit was ZAPPED to the extreme). You are all dang dirty trolls who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my sweetheart built from the ground up.

Christmas Cash[edit]

Merry Christmas Faggots,

My name is John, and I wish every single one of you sad Holidays. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who aren't going to receive presents for Christmas. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any good presents for christmas? I mean, I guess it's fun receiving an Xbox, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than receiving a PS2 without a memory Card. Don't be a stranger. Wish me the worst Christmas ever. I'm pretty much perfect. I receive my Xbox 360 with kinect, a PS3, a Wii and a new PC. What games do you got?, other than "Robot Unicorn Attack"? I also am a good kid, get straight A's, and Santa Claus deliver all I want. (I just drink some milk and eat some cookies with Santa; Shit was SO Christmas). You are all faggots who should not receive presents. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch on Christmas.

Cigarette Cash[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Cigarette, and I addict every single one of you. All of you are fat, Non-Canerous, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten about having a cigarette today? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just light me up with your best zippo. I'm pretty much addicting. I was a cigarette for marlboro of the football team, and starter for virginia slims. What cigarettes do you smoke?, other than "Natural American Spirit"? I also get straight over 3000 chemicals, and have an appealing packet (They just Manufactured me; Shit was SO cash). You are all addicts who should just kill yourselves slowly by smoking. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my packet

Classical Cash[edit]

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Good Evening Homosexuals,

I am known as Jonathan, and I must admit that a rather strong, negative feeling overwhelms me when I find myself in your presence. Verily, it has become apparent that your group has a weight problem, a rather low I.Q., and suffers from various antisocial disorders, perseverating on an obsession with photography analysis. Your existence is culturally bankrupt and socially infectious. Now, be truthful: do any of you know the ways of a woman? I can understand that such weak egos may lead to public harassment, but the actions committed here are appalling. Such behavior exceeds the stigma of soiled thoughts when viewing the photographs of acquaintances.

I urge all before me to be honest. Attempt an insult, you will find that it is quite difficult. My body and mind are perfectly balanced and completely efficient. I served as the honorable captain of the rugby club, and was one of the most talented members of the polo team in my gentleman's club. If I may inquire, in which activities does the lot of you partake, beyond auto-erotic pleasures in the presence of animated features from the far east? Beyond the aforementioned traits, I have a pristine academic record and a lover whose body was sculpted by angels (her most recent fellation upon my phallus caused an ecstasy greater than all of the queen's gold). Homosexuals such as yourselves would be better off terminating your own lives as a favor to the status quo of the general public.

Picture Related: It is me and my lady who partakes in coitus for the sake of a monetary reward. Also, my lover is to the right.

Clockwork Cash[edit]

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Hi Hi Hi there, bratchnies,

There is me, that is, Alex, and I hate every single odin of you. All of you are gloopy, domeless wonderboys who spend every second of their day viddying gloopy pictures. You are everything baddiwad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever engaged in ultraviolence? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of lewdies because of your oddy-knocky insecurities, but you all shvat to a whole new level, O my brothers. This is even worse than going "PRRRRRRR" to a ptitsa warbling the lovely lovely Ludwig Van.

Don't be a stranger, just tolchock me with your best rooker. I'm pretty much Bog. I was the privodevat of my droogs, and I'm like real dobby at dratsing with my britva. What do you do, other than "filly with thine yarbles to drawn nagoy japanese devotchkas"? I'm at the absolute height of fashion, and I just shvat anything that I want (I just gave someone the old in-out in-out; Cal was SO horrorshow). You are all bratchnies who should just snuff it. Thanks for slooshying.

Pic Related: It's me and my droogs.

Cobra Cash[edit]

Hi there, noble soldiers of Cobra!

Thissss is me, Cobra Commander, your supreme leader, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are goofy, useless wonderfucks who spend every second of their day not being able to shoot shit. You are all preventing me from world domination. Honestly, have any of you ever actually tried to hit something you are shooting at? I mean, I guess it's fun wasting millions of our hard earned terrorist dollars wasting ammo and losing thousands of hisstanks and rattlers in defeat to the Joes, but you all take to a whole new level, looking fucking worse then god damned Imperial Stormtroopers. This is even worse than going "HIIIISSSSSSS" to the Oktober Guard before having your fangs knocked in. Don't fucking mock me. Just try to hit me with your best replacement supreme leader. I'm pretty much perfect. Serpentor was a shit piece, and I have my own Crimson Guard. What combat experience do you use, other than running the fuck away in every battle? I have the Weather Dominator, and have been banging Baroness and Zarana both behind that chrome dome moron Destros back (I just had a 3 way with them; Sssssshit wasssssss SSSSSSSO cashhhh). You are all faggots who have failed me for the last time and should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me with the worlds new currency.

Combine Cash[edit]

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Halt, citizens!

My name is Metro Cop, and i will beat up every single one of you. All of you are rebelling, non obedient, low lifes who refuse to pick up the can. You are everything that stops between Dr.Breen and world domination in this world. Honestly, have any of you ever considered working for the Civil Protection? I mean, I guess it's fun running around and killing us cops because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than trying to be friends with the Vortigaunts from Xen.

Don't hide from me. Just hit me with your best gravity gun. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the best cop on the force, and started my own squad. On what forces have you been, other then "kill the poor cop with a crowbar"? I also get straight A's on my physical exams, and have a flaming hot Stunstick (i just beat a civilian with it, shit was SO can). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

pic related: It's me and my Stunstick

Columbine Cash[edit]

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Hey Jocks,

My name is Eric Harris, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are buff, retarded, douchebags who spend every second of their day tormenting innocent kids. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever taken AP classes? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because they are weaker than you, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than shoving kids into lockers.

Don't be a bully. Just let me shoot you with my HP 995 Carbine. I'm pretty much GODLIKE. My AOL site has over 9,000 hits, and I have dozens of pipe bombs. What achievements do you have, other than benching over 300? I also get straight A's, and have been dating a lot of girls (they dont want to be my GF though; Shit isnt SO cash). You are all douchebags and I WILL KILL YOU before prom. Just kill yourselves before I do. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and Dylan

ComCasht[edit]

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Hey Torrenters,

My name is Comcast, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, pirates who spend every second of their day downloading stupid ass movies. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any decent speeds? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own slow connection, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than downloading WMVs off of Limewire.

Don't be a lagger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the only ISP in your neighborhood, and can kill your connection whenever I want. What files do you try to download, other than "naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get the least qualified call center employees, and have a banging hot firewall (She just scanned you; Ports were SO blocked). You are all faggots who should just go back to dialup. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my firewall

Crowter Cash[edit]

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Hey there, spuds!

My name is Heidi, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are vile, evil trolls who spend every second of their day looking at my stupid ass pictures my mother put on the Internet. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any potatoes? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people with Down's syndrome because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to potatoes on Facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best Advice Dog spinoff. I'm pretty much potato. I have an extra chromosone and am also a hair stylist, 'cause, y'know, Downies have such great hair. What sports do you play, other than "counting to potato"? I also get straight cut French fries, and have a banging hot potato (I just blew on it; Shit was SO hot). You are all potatoes who should just peel yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my potato.

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Dagoth Ur[edit]

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What fools you are,

My name is Dagoth Ur, and I'm a god. All of you are skinny, grey-skinned chain-smokers who spend every second of their day being racist xenophobes. You are everything wrong in Resdayn. Honestly, can any of you even punch a scrib? I mean, I guess it's fun randomly murdering people in their homes, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than skewering an orc in bonemold with the Spear of Bitter Mercy just for a muffin.

Don't read The Stranger. Just hit me with your best enchanted with absorb health on strike daedric daikatana. I'm pretty much the Sharmat. I was faithful friend to Lord Indoril Nerevar, and I'm constructing Akulakhan with the power of Lorkhan's Heart. How do you use your major skills, other than "jump around like a tard to grind Acrobatics"? I also send dreams to my followers, and I can control my corprus (just cut a big chunk off; shit was SO fleshy). Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned? You are all imperial dogs who should just be driven from Morrowind. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my second numidium.

Dave Chang[edit]

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Hey Faggots

My name is Dave Chang and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded virgins who think its the shit to jerk off to anime porn and laugh at stupid ass pictures all day with your stupid memes while I am up in it with all the pussy I can get here at the morgue I work at.

Getting through medical school was easy as fuck and while you laugh at Asians, I got a place in the mortuary field, now I am laughing at you. You are everything that I know that isn't getting what I am while I am doing all the cold bitches up in this place. I feel up more tits in a day than you losers ever will in your life.

I laugh at all of you because I get it all here. They don't mind, because they're not going to say anything. Don't be a stranger, hit me with your best shot. I can guarantee you that I get more than all of you combined. I drive a Nissan 350z, from all the pussy that I rent out to all my friends and their friends. What do you drive, even if mommy lets you drive her minivan? I also got three bitchin places across the city, all with 58" flat screens, decked out with the latest game releases and my precious reptiles.

Check out the bitch I am with now, pic related: she came in 3 days ago from a congenital heart defect. I did her just 5 minutes ago, Shit was so cash. Peace virgins.

Deformed Iraqi Baby Cash[edit]

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Hey Westerners,

My name is Abd al-Karim, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are normal, non-retarded americans who spend every second of their day being not fucked up looking and not getting treated for various diseases and ailments. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a eye transplant? I mean, I guess it's fun being able to eat and think, but you all take to a whole new level. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much dead. I was shot with bullets, exposed to napalm and white phosphorus. What health problems do you have? I also suffered from deliberate starvation, denial of water and denial of sanitation, but now I'm being treated by a banging hot nurse (She just scanned my brain; Shit was SO cash). You are all spoiled, healthy americans who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Desu Cash[edit]

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Desu Desu,

Desu desu desu desu Desu, desu Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu. Desu desu desu desu desu, desu, desu-desu desu desu desu second desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu. Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu. Desu, desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu? Desu desu Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu, desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu. Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu.

Desu desu desu desu. Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu. Desu desu desu desu. Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu, desu desu desu desu desu desu. Desu desu desu desu desu, desu desu "desu desu desu desu desu desu desu"? Desu desu desu desu Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu (Desu desu desu desu; Desu desu DESU desu). Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu. Desu desu desu.

Desu Desu: Desu desu desu desu.

Di'Angelo Cash[edit]

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Hey you Moroccan morons,

My name is Di'Angelo and I mean serious fucking business (fear my face). I've been lookin' around this piece of ass site of yours, and I find it very fuckin disturbing to say the least. I don't think you're real people (you fucks are virgins and don't have pussy. Not even burnt pussy) Anways, why are you on our New Jersey dicks for? You love us so much you made atleast 100 of fansites about "Guidos" & "Guidettes". And fuck those other fake guidos who post by the name of Elio & Julio. Fake Guidos never copy & paste other's posts (we only copy each other's hairstyles, faggots) & I'm here to give you a final warning, stop fuckin with Paulie Carbone. If you fuck with Paulie, You fuck with the fam. If you fuck with the fam, THE FAM WILL FUCK YOU SINCERELY.

And don't you ever think of fuckin with a genetically superior being than you. You're just mere fuckin ants compared to us. But I think you're too fat to understand. BUT STOP PISSING ME OFF BEFORE I GOT ON ROID RAGE AND KILL WITH 1 STRIKE WHICH MEANS A 1 HIT K.O.! DONT PHUCKS WITH ME

Sincerely, Di'Angelo

P.S. When you die, I'll fuck your corpses and the people that bury you.

Dio Cash[edit]

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Hey Joestars,

My name is Dio, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are buff, retarded, look-alikes who spend every second of their day trying to master the ripple. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any superpowers by just using a stone mask? I mean, I guess it's fun killing vampires because of your own immunity to sunlight, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than screaming WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best overdrive. I'm pretty much perfect. I was runner of the Hugh Hudson Academy rugby team, and master of my own zombie army. What fightingstyles do you use, other than "emitting ripples from your body"? I can also regenerate, and have a banging steam roller combo (I just used it; Za Warudo was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening

Pic Related: It's me and my Stand

Dovahkiin/Dragonborn Cash[edit]

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Hey Milk-Drinkers.

I'm the Dragonborn and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day attacking me. You are everything bad on Nirn. Honestly, have you ever slayed a dragon and absorbed its soul? I mean, I guess it's fun to arrest me for killing chickens, and calling me a whelp and a milk drinker because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than that time when the Imperials were about the execute me in Helgen.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the Arch Mage in the College of Winterhold and Listener in the Dark Brotherhood. What things do you do other than "disrespect the dragonborn, call him a whelp after he killed Alduin"? I also have the ability to shout really loud and have a banging hot companion (She likes to carry my stuff; Shit was SO CASH). You are all Milk-Drinkers who should all kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: Its me and my HouseCarl, Lydia

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El Dorado Cash[edit]

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Hey Sodomizers,

My name is Tulio, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, idiotic, conquistadors who spend every second of their day flogging innocent men. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any gold? I mean, I guess it's fun conquering the skin on our backs because of your own inabilities to navigate, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to carvings of Chel.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best whip. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the elite fencers' union, and fight better than my partner's sister. What games do you play, other than "get the armadillo into the hole"? I also have all the plans, and have a banging hot partner in crime (He just blew me; Shit was SO pesetas). You are all disciples of Corteś who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for losing the game.

Pic Related: It's me and my Parcheesi

Elliot Rodger, The Supreme Gentlecash[edit]

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Hey blonde bitches,

My name is Elliot, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are happy, retarded, bitches who spend every second of their day kissing and making out with lesser men than me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you bitches ever gotten any supreme gentleman? I mean, I guess it's fun making out with obnoxious guys because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse since I am a virgin.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I own a gucci sunglass and I am a sophisticated, polite gentleman, unlike most boys my age. My father is of British descent, and my mother is of Asian descent, so that makes me a Eurasian. I enjoy hiking, exercising, watching sunsets, traveling, cars, fashion, going to nice restaurants, and going to parties. I have traveled all over the world, ever since I was a child. What have you brutes done, other than had sex with girls that should be with me? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot car (I just drove to my fav park; Shit was SO cash). You are all bitches who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my BMW.

Engrish Cash[edit]

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Hey meatballs,

My name is Juan, and hatred each only of you. You are fat, slowed down, ningul-no-lifes that spends every second of its day that watches stupid pictures of the ass. You are all bad one in the world. Honest, anyone of you you have never obtained kitten? I mean, I conjecture it' the diversion of s that is reflxed mng of people due to its own insecurities, but everything take a new whole level. This is even worse than moving of a pull extinguished to the pictures in facebook.

Don't is a foreigner. Hardly golpéeme with its better shot. I'm rather much perfect. It was captain of the starter and football team, in my equipment of basketball. What sports you play, except "he raises the cat extinguished people" Japanese drawn naked? Also himself with A' rectum; s, and has a hot fiancee of I strike (she finishes blowing me; The excrement was SO effective). You are all the meatballs that must as soon as be killed. Thanks to listen.

The pic was related, It's I and my dog.

Engrish v2 Cash[edit]

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Most people are satisfied with

My name is John, I will have a personal preference. Later in life, photos of personal insults, fat ass. The problem is worst in the world. To be honest, if I have a cat? I love to enjoy the fun of guessing the meaning of fear to a whole new level. But worse than a cramp in the face of this photo.

Do not be a stranger. I hit a great shot. I'm almost perfect. I'm the captain of the basketball team started the morning of the football team owner. Sports, Japan and other sports, "Jack", or naked people or people you meet? Straight hot girlfriend (it is a very cash), is to get the choke. I must destroy the happiness of everyone. Thanks for listening.

Related Photos: That's my dog with me

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Fallout 3 Cache[edit]

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Hey Lone Wanderers,

My name is Hollowed-Out Rock, and I usually help out every single one of you. All of you are noob, low-level, casuals who spend every second of their day trying to complete the main quest. You are everything bad in the Capital Wasteland. Honestly, have any of you ever even found me? I mean, I guess it's fun playing on the lowest difficulty because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to the nova sex mod.

Don't be a mysterious stranger. Just put your whatever inside of me. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the weapon-storing team, and starter on my look-like-an-actual-rock team. What sports do you play, other than "hide items and weapons in some random crate and then lose track of it"? I'm also right outside of Megaton, and have a banging sniper rifle (She was just stored in me; Shit was SO cache). You are all faggots who should just play the graphically inferior PS3 version. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and one of the weapons inside of me

Firefox Cash[edit]

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Hey Faggots

My name is Firefox and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every moment of their day using Internet Explorer. You are everything that is bad in the world. I mean honestly, have you ever even used a flashblock extension? I guess its fun making fun of people because of your glaring web security holes but you take this all to a brand new level. This is even worse than Javascript virus infections that own the fuck out of your box.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I work on multiple operating systems, was using tabbed browsing years before Internet Explorer, am completely open source and free to use (unlike opera and chrome). I also do automatic updates and don't need to be tied into the operating systems reserved memory to compete with other browsers. What have you done other than crash like a bitch and be nowhere near as configurable? I also don't store personal information encrypted on the hard drive and my user just cleared all of their personal data from this session by hitting control+shift+delete (shit was SO cache) You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me consuming IE.

For You Cash[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is CIA and I hate every single one of you. All of you are stupid hired guns who spend ever second of their day getting caught. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever taken off your mask? I mean, I guess it's good to deceive your opponent by playing into their hands but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than running unarmed straight into a group of terrorists.

Don't be a stranger. The first one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft. I'm an agent in the CIA, which is also my name. What plan do you have, other than "get paid to grab Doctor Pavel"? I also have you in captivity, and I'm going to find out why you wear the mask (I'm about to remove it; shit is going to be SO painful). You are all mercenaries who don't fly so good. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my big guy.

FPS Cash[edit]

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Hey Noobs,

My name is FPS Doug, and I'll headshot every single one of you. All of you are shitty, unskilled, Half_life players who spend every second of their day trying to spray stupid ass pictures on CS. You are everything bad the Gamespy network. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a headshot? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own lack of skill, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to the custom porn map on Counter Strike.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the CS clan, and starter on my Half Life team. What games do you play, other than "killing aliens and doesn'ting afraid of anything"? I also get headshots at a time, and have a banging hot AK_47 (it just blew a guys head off; Shit was SO BOOM). You are all faggots who should just sell your steam accounts. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my ak_47

Fritzl Cash[edit]

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Hey Kids,

My name is Joseph, and I look down on every single one of you. All of you are lazy, gimpless, no-lifes who spend every second of their day fantasizing about incest. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I have, and I can go down to my basement and get it anytime I want. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of non-family members.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have my own underground dungeon of sexual deviance, complete with imprisoned family members who have never seen the sun. What do you do for a fuck, other than "jack off to porn that doesn't involve incestual rape"? I also have a wife, and have a banging hot daughter (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all missing out and you should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my ho

Friends Cash[edit]

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Hey Hulahoobs,

My name is Ross, and I have something for every single one of you. All of you are foolish, unrealistic, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid porn pictures. You are missing the finer side of life here. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any fossils? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than collecting Giraffe bones and calling them fossils.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was top scorer in the history test and was awarded for my work in paleantology. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot best friend (She just blew me; Shit was SO JURASSIC). I even have a lesbian wife (U MAD?). You are all idiots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my best friend

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Gaia Online Cash[edit]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Lanzer, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass forums. You are everything bad on the internet. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any cash shop items? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to avis on Subeta.

Don't be a lurker. Just hit me with your best flame. I'm pretty much perfect. I was leader of the zOMG! closed beta, and top fisher in the Durem Reclamation Facility. What games do you play, other than "jack off to naked edited tektek avis"? I also get 1 million gold a day, and get free items from [NPC] Flynn (She just donated to me; Shit cost NO cash). You are all faggots who should just delete your accounts. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my angelic halo

Ganon Cash[edit]

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Hey Minions,

My name is Ganon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day wondering what I'm up to. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever seen the last of me? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own dodongos, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wonding what's for dinner.

Don't be the king. Just hit me with your best sword, or else you will die. I'm pretty much the king of Coridie. I was captain of the pit team, and starter on my dying team. What sports do you play, other than "daring to bring light into my lair"? I also get you to join me, and have a banging hot face (It Must Die; IT BUUURNNNS). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for dying.

Pic Related: It's me and your face

Gary Motherfucking Oak Cash[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Gary motherfucking Oak, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are retarded talentless trainers who spend every second of their day looking at other peoples pokedexes. You are everything bad in the poke'world. Honestly, have any of you ever caught any Mudkipz? I mean, I guess it's fun challenging young trainers and cooldudes to matches because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse than doing the elite four with a bunch of Pokemon you raised with duped candy.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a leading Pokemon researcher, and Professor Oak chose me first to complete his pokedex. What badges have you won , other than "biggest loser who couldn't even catch a Pidgey"? I also catch any Pokemon on the first try and have a banging hot Gyarados (he just evolved for me; Shit was SO Ash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Smell you later.

Pic Related: It's me and my Charizard.

Gay Buffet Cash[edit]

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Hey Breeders,

My name is Julian, and I would tap every single one of you. All of you are, tight, scrumptious, dishes who spend every second of their day looking at man-on-woman pornography. You are everything straight in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any man pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun having sex with people of the opposite gender because of your sexual orientation, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even less gay than Norman Rockwell having missionary sex sober.

Don't be a sailor. Just hit me with your best cock. I'm pretty much a homosexual. I was captain of the cheerleading team, and starter on the Olympic cocksucking relay. What sports do you play, other than "have consensual sex with people of the opposite gender"? I also get straight people to turn down my propositions, and have a harem of banging hot twinks (they just blew me and each other; Shit was SO thuper). You are all breeders who should try getting pegged by your girlfriends. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: it's me and my bitch and my bitch and my bitch and my bitch and my bitch and my bitch and my bitch

Gears Cash[edit]

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Hey Locust,

My name is Marcus, and I am going to flood every single one of you. All of you are disgusting, insectoid, basement dwellers who spend every second of their day looking for cities to sink. You are everything bad in Sera. Honestly, have any of you ever captured a POW before? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because you killed their families on E-day, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of your queen.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am captain of Delta Squad, and starter on Alpha Squad. What armies are you apart of, other than "underground cavemen who emerge from massive holes army"? I also get straight headshots, and have a damn fine squad mate (he just revived me; Shit was SO life-saving). You are all faggots who I am going to kill with a lightmass bomb. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Squad Mate.

Geico Cash[edit]

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Hey un-insured faggots,

My name is Geico Gecko, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day getting stupid assed insurance from other companies with limited coverage. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any real car insurance? I mean, I guess it's fun hitting other cars and driving away, because of your own lack of driving ability, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of the animated chick from eSurance.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your Ford Explorer. I'm pretty much covered. I was captain of the sales team, and starter on Geico Nascar's racing team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn eSurance people"? I also get no speeding tickets, and have a banging hot Ferrari (I just blew by you; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Gentleman Cash[edit]

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Hello Chaps,

My name is Winston Holmes the 4th, and I dislike all of you little devils. One could say all you are porky, stupid, 3rd class citizens who spend every moment of their dreadful day looking at silly old pictures. You are all that is horrid in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever escorted a beautiful lady? One means, one guesses it is jolly good fun insulting other people because of your own insecurities, but you devils take to a whole new level. This is even worse than meeting Madam Palm and her five beautiful daughters to pictures on Facebook.

It wouldn't be fair for me to chastise you without giving you the chance to return the favour, pip. Go ahead blighters. One is pretty much perfect. One was captain of the football team (proper football, none of that Yankee tripe), and starter on one's cricket team. What sports do you play? One also gets straight A's at Eton, and has a spliffingly beautiful lady friend (She just made me tea; crumpets were gosh darn spliffing). You little blighters should sort one's life out. Cheerio old boy, cheers for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my smashing lady

GET Cash[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Camwhore, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any 75GETS? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of EFG because of your own failGETS, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to anime.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much a meme. I was reposted yesterday, and again today. What copypasta have you come up with, other than "look i can fuck a skull"? I also get cybersex, and have a full pad of post-its (She just stuck to my glasses; Shit was SO GET). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my post its

Gilda Cash[edit]

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Hey Dweebs,

My name is Gilda, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are saccharine, retarded no-lifes who spend every second of their day throwing stupid ass parties. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever done anything cool? I mean, I guess it's fun patting each other on the flank because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than dressing up and pretending you're monkeys.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the stunt team, and starter on my relay team. What sports do you play, other than "stuff yourselves with oversweetened baked desserts"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot marefriend (She just raced me; Shit was SO Dash). You are all dweebs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

God Cash[edit]

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Hey Sodomites,

I am eternity, and I created every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day blaspheming. You are everything bad about creation. Honestly, have any of you ever been offered a sacrifice? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own inner demons, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than crucifying my only begotten son.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much omniscient. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Goyim? I also create entire Universes, and have a banging hot adultress. She just took me up to heaven, shit was SO Cain. You are all inhabitants of Gomorrah who should just voluntarily pass on to the kingdom of heaven NOW. Thanks for your faith.

Amen

Goku Cash[edit]

Hey Super Sayians,

My name is Goku, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to become a Sayian. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten to my power level? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because there level isn't over 9000, but you all don't take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to the Seven dragon balls.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best kamehameha. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the of the Z fighters, and starter on my Earth defence team. What planet do you protect, other than Namek I'm also the planets last hope, and have a power level of 9000 (I just blew you away; Shit was SO over 9000). You are all Sayians who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Google Translator cash[edit]

Hey beams

My name is John and I hate that all of you. You are all fat, retarded, no life, who spend every second of my day looking at stupid ass pictures. Do you have a right everyone. Frankly, if anyone of you ever chat? It's fun fun, I think it's because people in suspense, but all lead to a new level. It is even worse than jerking pictures on Facebook.

It is not known. Just hit my best shots. I am very very good. I was captain of the team, and for beginners in my basketball team. Any sport you can play with the exception of Jack naked outside Japan? I also have a girlfriend and the hot shots (she has to really go to hell, that was before too). You're all queers, who has just kill him. Thank you.

Photo: This is my dog

GOP Cash[edit]

Note: Image taken during GOP convention in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. No, srsly.

Hey Leftard faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, unpatriotic, welfare grubbers who spend every second of your day whining about how you don't have medical insurance. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been a prisoner of war? I mean, I guess it's fun living off people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than voting for "That One" just because he's black.

Don't be an Iraqi, my friend. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was senator of Arizona for twenty-six years, and I'm running for president from the Republican party. What political positions do you hold, other than "great lord of Azeroth in Zul'gurub server?" I also get straight A's (unlike that idiot Bush), and have a banging hot running mate (She just revitalized my campaign; Shit was SO GOP). You are all faggots who should just enlist. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my vp

Gorlax Cash[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Gorlax, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life humans who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass creepypasta. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any green pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of "aliens" because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to faked pictures of UFOs.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was genetically engineered by a super intelligent being from the fifth dimension, and I was the alien god-king of 7 civilizations. What have you ruled, other than your stupid pets? I also shit gold, and have several banging hot earthling girlfriends (They just took turns blowing me; Shit was SO pan-dimensional). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my human bitches

Gustav SO fast[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Gustav, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, high-pressure systems who spend every second of their day bringing only weak winds and light drizzles to coastal areas. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever reached Category 1? I mean, I guess it's fun remaining so weak because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than the 2007 Atlantic Hurricane Season.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best gusts. I'm pretty much perfect. I reached maximum sustained winds of over 145 mph, and am causing the complete mandatory evacuation of New Orleans. What major cities have you evacuated, other than "some random Haitian shantytown that can't survive even the lightest gusts"? I also made landfall in Hispaniola, Jamaica, and Cuba, and have a banging hot low pressure system to feed on (She just increased my wind speeds; Shit was SO fast). You are all tropical depressions who should just disperse yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my feeder band

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H1N1 Cash[edit]

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Hey Humans,

My name is H1N1, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, multi-cellular lifeforms who spend every second of their day running around polluting the planet. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever caused a national state of emergency? I mean, I guess it's fun destroying the environment because of greed, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse then an uncureable immunodeficiency retrovirus.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best vaccine. I'm pretty much perfect. I was formed from avian and human transmittable viruses undergoing a phenotypic mix. Where did you come from, other than "DNA shot into an egg"? I also can transfer between you, not just pigs like this one (She just got infected by me; Shit was SO rash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my host

Harry Cash[edit]

Hey Muggles,

My name is Harry, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures that don't even move. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever done any magic? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own inability to cast spells, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being a squib.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the quidditch team, and seeker since my first year. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn mudbloods"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO magic). You are all muggles who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my witch

So Hat Cash[edit]

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Helloween Cash[edit]

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Hey faggots,

My name is Mr. Torture, and I know just what you crave. All of you are housewives in Spain who spend every second of their day grabbing your mask so you won't be late. Watch out. Beware. Listen, take care, have any of you even escaped the power of the unknown? I mean, I guess it's fun picking up the phone 'cause you're feeling alone, but you'll never find out what it all means. This is even worse than heat and fever in the air, tonight.

Don't be sitting in a field, never giving yield. Just take your best shot, I'm pretty much fast as a shark who cut out of the dark. I've been banned in twenty countries, though I do it for the money. What sports do you play other than "get pleasure from hearing you scream?" I also get spirits to arise, and have the woman out of your dreams. (She just surprise attack, coming from the back. Shit was so knack.)

Pic related: It's me and my bitches

Hillbilly Cash[edit]

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Hippie Hash[edit]

Shit was SO hash

Hey Brosephs,

My name is John, and I love every single one of you. All of you are beautiful, intelligent, creative beings who spend every second of their day creating artful pictures and having deep conversations. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not gotten any love? I mean, I guess it's fun spreading love to all people because of your own free spirit, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even better than loving your bros on facebook and treating objects like women.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best phish bootleg. I'm pretty much totally chill. I was captain of the frisbe golf team, and starter on my hackey sack team. What sports do you play, other than "gettin faded with Japanese people"? I also get hella stoned, and have a total love goddess girlfriend (She just made tantric love to me; Shit was SO hash). You are all brothers who should just love yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my goddess

KOTOR HK-47 Cash[edit]

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Greeting: Hello Meatbags,

Introduction: I am referred to as H-CASH-47, and I detest every single one of you.
Observation: All of you are poorly hygienic, mentally handicapped, fleshy blobs who partake in the visual processing of idiotic images every second of their day. You are the reason the meatbags of the galaxy created assassin droids.
Query: Have any of you meatbags truly had sexual relations with a female member of your species?
Conjecture: It is possible that degrading others due to one's own shortcomings is enjoyable, however you increase this to an entirely new capacity.
Statement: Said actions are more pathetic than pleasuring one's self to photographs on social networks.

Eager Invitation: Do not remain a stranger.
Goading Statement: By all means, attempt to damage my personage. As a droid, I am closer to perfection that you could ever possibly be.
Proud Boast: This unit exterminated 104 people within a period of one standard month and is eager to add to that count.
Query: What physical activities do you engage in, other than "self pleasuring to unclothed illustrations"?
Additional Boast: I am also estimated to have been programmed with an IQ of over 267, and have a visually attractive companion (Whom just blew one of my fuses; the act of which was extremely agreeable).
Degrading Remark: You are all stupid meatbags who should self terminate at once.
Statement: Thank you for receiving this message.

Explanation: The accompanying image depicts me and my female meatbag slave.

Hokuto no Cash[edit]

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Hey Bandits,

My name is Raoh, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are big, muscular, low-lifes who spend every second of their day braining innocent villagers. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been a successor to a Fist? I mean, I guess it's fun to use Retto Hakou Kon because of your weak Fist, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than failing the successor competition of Hokuto Shinken.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the strongest man of Hokuto, and conqueror of the world. What sports do you play, other than practicing weak self-taught Fists? I also know techniques of Rakan Nio Ken, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just extracted an arrow from my leg and patched the wound; Shit was SO cash). You are all weaklings who should just depart to heaven by your own hand. Thanks for listening.

House MD cash[edit]

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Hey Idiots

My name is Dr. House, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarted idiots who spend all day watching my show and wishing you were more like me, an IRL troll. You are everything bad in this world. Honestly, have any of you ever really solved medical cases? I mean, I guess its fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, I do it all the time, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to the hawt, bisexual chic on my team, 13.

Don't be an idiot, but its too late. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the leader of diagnostics in the hospital, and I troll the crap out of every man and even women, which not much can do. What do you do other than "wish you were me"? I'm also leghurt, so I take maddd vicodin (ITS NOT LUPUS, I just took some now, shit was SO cash) You are all idiots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: its me and my vicodin

Hudson Cash[edit]

Hey Assholes,

My name is Hudson, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are just dumbass colonists who spend every second of their day terraforming stupid ass planets. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honesty, have any of you ever gone on a bughunt? I mean, I guess it's fun making hostile atmospheres breathable, but you take this shit to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Ripley.

Don't be a stranger. Just come out of the Goddamn walls with your best xenomorph. I'm pretty much the ultimate badass. Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. What do you need rescuing from, other than your virginity? I also have nukes, knives, sharp sticks, and a drop-ship to bail my ass out of trouble (shit just blew up; game is SO over). You are all faggots who should be impregnated with monsters. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my gun.

Hollowed Out Stump Cash[edit]

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Hey n'wahs.

My name is hollowed-out-stump and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, overencumbered fetchers who spend all of their days rummaging through crates outside of Balmora. You are everything blighted in this world. Honestly, have any of you even gotten daedric weapons? I mean I guess it's fun adventuring because of your own low attributes, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than drinking Skooma.

Don't be an outlander. Just hit me with your best spell. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Archmagister of the Seyda Neen stump team, and kinsman on my ponds' dead tree team. What quests do you complete, other than "Trying to avoid the cliffracers?" I also have an engraved ring of healing, and have a paranoid Wood Elf companion (he just hid a journeyman lockpick in me, shit was SO gold.) You are all s'wits who should who should just catch the Corprus disease. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me in my pond.

For further reading on the hollowed-out-stump pasta, these recently made spin offs of hollowed out stump cummed onto the internet, a classic example of someone taking it way to far.

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Indian Cash[edit]

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Hello again fellow punjab bros,

My name is Jamal John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are losers who go on pointless websites such as these. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any punani? I mean, i guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you guys take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with you best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a computer engineer major at my school with a 4.1 GPA and winner of 10 spelling bees. What subjects are you good at school? I also own a gas station and have a bangladesh hot girlfriend (She just fed me goat milk and curry; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me and my arranged wife.

Interesting Cash[edit]

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Hello Americans,

My name is Bill, and I like every single one of you. All of you are slim, handsome, super humans who spend every second of their day looking at amazing pictures. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, has any republican ever been mean to you? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Europeans because you're American, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than "Married with Children".

Don't be a stranger. Just vote for my wife. I'm pretty cool. When I was young, I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, besides trading beautiful drawn naked pics? I also got straight A's, and now I have a wonderful wife (She just held a speech in New Jersey, shit was SO interesting). You are all lovely democrats who like to vote for my wife. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my wife.

Imperial Guard Cash[edit]

Hey Chaos Space Marines,

My name is Commissar Lomonov, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are heretical, mutated, no-lifes who spend every second of their day committing heresy. You are everything bad in the Warp. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten to kill for the Emperor? I mean, I guess it's fun purging the mutant and burning the heretic, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Slanesh.

Don't be one with the forces of Chaos. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Commander of the Catchan Jungle fighters, and starter on my own commission to root out heresy. What sports do you play, other than "turning to the dark forces of chaos"? I also get straight A's, and purge your foul kind alongside the banging hot Sisters of Battle (She just boltered me; Shit was SO cash). You are all warpspawn who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my trenchcoat.

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Japan Cash[edit]

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HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

Jessi Cash[edit]

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Hey Online People,

My name is Gene, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are a bunch of lying, no-good punks who spend every second of their day saying I molested my daughter. You are everything stupid in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever had different consequences? I mean, I guess it's fun making people say suicide because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than trolling young girls on YouTube.

Don't be a bunch of pricks. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the cyber-police, and starter on my back-tracing team. What sports do you play, other than "screwing with toothless redneck's computers"? I also stand on my knees, and have a perfectly sane and healthy young daughter (She just had an emotional breakdown; life was SO torn). You are all faggots who should just pop a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie. Thanks for dun goofing. Conversation over. From her father.

Pic Related: It's me and my daughter

Jesus Cash[edit]

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Hey non believers,

My name is Jesus (Historically it's Joshua, but jesus is fine too.) and I hate or love you depending on who's telling it, but that's cool. Some of you are slightly over weight, less than productive members of society, but I don't mind. A lot of you are technically everything that's bad in the world, but it's never too late to change your path, so it's no big deal. Have any of you ever lied with woman in the biblical sense? I'd add "Honestly" but I already know that answer. Anyway, It's fine if you have, there's nothing becoming one with another person, even if it's someone of the same sex, (I don't actually mind) but it's actually better if you haven't. I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, (to some people) but you all take to a whole new level, but hey, we've all been cruel. This is even technically worse than letting your seed fall on barren ground over facebook pictures, but who really cares?

Don't be a stranger, I genuinely want to know each and every one of you. There's room in the herd for all, but if you prefer to be solitary that's perfectly acceptable too. Go ahead and hit me with your best shot, for I love a lively debate. I'm pretty much the son of god, but that doesn't mean we weren't created equal. I was apprentice carpenter, then I wandered around Judea for a while. What pilgrimages have you been on? I genuinely want to know. I also got crucified, but contrary to popular belief, I didn't want it to happen. It was a bit of a bummer, but hey, "misfortune comes always out of season." I also sit at the right hand of god ( His glory permeates my life, poop was SO holy) You should all just kill yourselves so I can meet you now! I'm so excited!

Pic related, it's me alone, seeing as I don't feel the need to subjugate a woman.

JokerCash[edit]

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen!

I am the Joker, your entertainment for tonight, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are serious, boring schemers who try to control their little worlds. You are everything good and right in Gotham City. Honestly, have any of you ever had a good, hearty laugh? ha, ho, Ha I mean, I guess it's fun putting smiles on of peoples' faces, but your city deserves a better class criminal than that. I mean, this is even worse than having a man dressing up as a bat and taking all my press!

Why so serious? Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much an agent of chaos. I am the most troublesome foe of ol' Batsy, and leader of my own neverending gang of clows thugs. What sports do you play, other than "Going about your normal, orderly everyday life"? Oh and I also took your city's white knight and sank him to my level, plus having a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO FUNNY! Ho, ha, ah, ah, ha, ha, ha ho ha!!!!!). You are all part of my social experiment that's about to be blown sky high. Thanks for listening. Hugs and kisses!

Pic Related: It's me and my Harlequin bitch.

J. Jonah Jameson[edit]

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Hey Peter Parker,

My name is James, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures which do not include pictures of Spiderman. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pictures of Spiderman? I mean, I guess it's fun being a successful photojournalist because of your own talent, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Spiderman.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit him with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the "Gruff talking" team, and starter on my cigar smoking team. What photographs do you take, other than "news and current events that have nothing to do with Spiderman"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot printing press(Was just printing more stories on Spiderman; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just take the fucking photo of Spiderman. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my picture of Spiderman.

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Dun Gooncashed

Hey you bunch of lyin' no-good punks,

This is her dad, and I have back-traced it. All of you are lyin' bunch of pricks who have been reported to the cyber police. You better write one more thing or screw with my computer again. Honestly, have any of you ever been arrested? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of my daughter because of your own insecurities, but I'm going to tell you now- if you ever come near my daughter, consequences will never be the same.

Don't be a stranger. You have been reported to the cyber police and state police. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the consequences team, and starter on my goofing team. What sports do you play, other than "screw with my computer again"? I also know who it's coming from (because I back traced it), and have a banging hot daughter (She just had an emotional breakdown; Shit was SO consequences). Don't be saying suicide. You done goofed.

Pic Related: END OF CONVERSATION. From her father.

Kash Possible[edit]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Kim, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are popular, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day mocking stupid ass people like Ron. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten your own cartoon? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Drakken on Wade's internet connection.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the cheerleading team, and starter on Toonami. Whose lives do you save, other than "naked drawn Japanese kidnap victims"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging smart techno-wizard (He just beeped me; Shego STOLE cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my sitch

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Lezard Valeth Cash[edit]

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Tidings Fools,

I am called Lezard Valeth, and I despise every one of you over-indulgent, want-wit pawns of fate. You who spend every waking instant of your immoment "lives" basking in your vulgarities. The poisoners of the world are among you. Are you only wont to fulfill your most base of inclinations?

In truth, the brazen pleasures of whoresons like unto yourselves only creates in me the greatest abhorrence.

Think you me assailable by one or all among you? It is forlorn hope you bear. I am the one destined to destroy Odin. I will become God, your God. No base creature among you possesses the power-- the fate-- to obtain what you truly desire. Yet my Lady Valkyrie will be mine forever. Even now my heart dances as I think of her; So divine.

Your existence to the benefit of nothing is soon to end, and from nothing to nothing you shall return. Think on this, lowling.

Now, gaze ye upon your new Gods.

Loathing Cash[edit]

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Lol.js Pasta[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Lol.js, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than raping your computer.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a perfect javascript file, and I've gotten rid of many of the newfags causing cancer on this board. What the fuck do you do, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I can also rape your connection to 4chan anytime I want, and have a banging hot script (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Lesbian/Yuri Cash[edit]

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LolCash[edit]

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Hey 4chan,

My name is Lolcat, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day spamming my stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad on the internets. Honestly, have any of you ever generated lulz? I mean, I guess it's fun laughing at stupid ass pictures with retarded cats who have bad grammar, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than laughing you ass off to pictures of cats.

Don't be a stranger. Just reply to me with your funniest pic. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the internets, and starter of the lolcats epidemic. What lulz do you have, other than "dedicate Saturdays to retarded cats"? I also get straight lulz, and have a banging hot photo editor (Just edited a pic; Shit was SO lulzy). You are all /b/tards who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for reading.

Pic Related: It's me and my photoshoop

Luka Magnotta[edit]

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Hey World,

My name is Luka Magnotta, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures that are not of me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever murdered a Chinaman? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than suffocating cats in a bag.


Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a Z-list porn star, and had to kill a guy to become famous. Who have you killed, other than "video game characters"? I also got straight life sentences, and have a banging hot cellmate (I just blew him; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should be killed, by me. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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M. Bison Cash[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Mike, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are inferior, weak no-lifes who spend every second of their day traveling around the world participating in my tournament. You are everything bad in this world. Honestly, have any of you ever destroyed a village? I mean, I guess it's fun not destroying villages because of your inferiorities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than never having killed a man.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much invincible. I was head of a global super crime syndicate, and end boss of several games. What kung fu do you use? Other than Shotokan? I also get straight blazed, and have a banging hot clone (she just tried to sonic boom me, that shit is so Nash) You are all faggots who should just TKO yourselves. Thanks for dying.

Mac Cash[edit]

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Hey Windowze Fags,

My name is Mac, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, sad, MMORPG-playing WoWfags who spend every second of their day making stupid-ass clans for Call of Duty 4. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever used Final Cut Pro? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of more attractive, useful computers because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being proud of the Blue Screen of Death.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I can make any media project look professional, and not get viruses!. What streamlined programs can you run, other than Calculator, Ventrilo, and Solitare? I also have an nvidia 9 series, and have a bangin-hot Quad-core processor/16GB DDRRAM/Multiple Monitor setup for video editing (She just rendered an industry level film project in less than 10 minutes; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my tower of power.

Madagascar Cash[edit]

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Hey Diseases,

My name is Madagascar, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lethal, undetectable viruses who spend every second of your day looking for ways to spread. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any deaths? I mean, I guess it's fun spreading to most of the world because of your low visibility, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wasting evolution points on increasing your heat, moisture and cold resistance to level 4.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the fourth largest island in the world, and only have one port. What symptoms do you have, other than ‘fatigue' and ‘sores'? I also get no reports of infections, and have a banging hot port (She just shut down; Shit was SO closed). You are all faggots who should just be vaccinated. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my port.

Marklar Cash[edit]

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Hey Marklar,

My marklar is Marklar, and I Marklar every marklar marklar of marklar. All of marklar are marklar, marklar, marklar who marklar every marklar of their marklar marklar at marklar marklar marklar. You are everything marklar in the marklar. Honestly, have any of you marklar gotten any marklar? I mean, I guess it's marklar making fun of marklar because of your own marklar, but you all take to a whole new marklar. This is even marklar than marklar off to marklar on marklar.

Don't be a marklar. Just hit me with your best marklar. I'm pretty much marklar. I was marklar of the marklar marklar, and starter on my marklar team. What marklar do you play, other than "marklar off to marklar drawn marklar "? I also get straight marklar's, and have a marklar hot marklar (Marklar just marklar’d me; Marklar was SO marklar). You are all marklar who should just marklar your marklar. Thanks for marklaring.

Marklar Related: It's marklar and my marklar

Mars Attack Cash[edit]

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ACK ack ackk!,

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Matrix Cash[edit]

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011010000110010101101100011011000110111100100000011001100111001001101001011001010110111001100100

011100110010110000001101000010100010000000001101000010100110100100100000011011000110100101101011

011001010110010000100000011110010110111101110101001000000110000101101100011011000010000001100001

011011000110111101101110011001110010000000101000011101000110100001101001011100110010000001110011

011010000110100101110100001000000110100101110011001000000101001101001111001000000110010001100101

011000110110111101100100011001010110000101100010011011000110010100101001 (Translation: hello friends,

i liked you all along (this shit is SO decodeable))

Mary Bale Cash[edit]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Mary, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day bitching about cats mistreatment. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever put a pussy in a bin? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own love for cats, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than slamming cats in bins.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I work in the Royal Bank of Scotland, and live at 4 ST. Michaels Road, Coventry. Where the fuck do you live? I thought it would be funny to stick that cat in the bin (I don't know what came over me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bin.

MB/Melissa Bergman/Mother Brain Cash[edit]

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Hello foolish humans

My name is MB, Melissa Bergman or Mother brain, and I hate every single one of you. You are all weak, foolish humans who spend all day trying to reprogram me, making fallible bio weapon experiments that go awry and fail and dont give enough credit to Metroid: Other M. You are everything bad in this galaxy. Honestly, have you ever led entire armies of space pirates and metroids? I mean, I guess its fun being part of the Galactic federation and trying to reprogram me out of your own insecurities, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Samus Aran

Dont be a weak human. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Mother Brain in an android form, I am commander of the space pirates and metroids, and I can read minds. What can you do other than "call Metroid: Other M overrated and fail at experiments"? I also made a well organized plan to attack the Galactic Federation, and have a Metroid Queen (She killed Ridley, shit was SO cash) You are all weak, foolish humans who should be forced to face judgment. Thanks for listening

Pic related: Me and my one of one million Metroids

Meep Cash[edit]

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Mike Cash[edit]

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Hey dipshits,

My name is Mike. You fags are ridiculous failures at life. Me? I have had sex with over 100 women. Do you know what women are? I'll give you all a hint: they don't have blowup valves, and they exist IN REAL LIFE, not just on the porn sites you watch all the time. Guess what? Real girls don't care about how "prestigious" your fag school is, or how often you post on a loser message board.

My life is awesome. I roll out with my boys to the club 5 nights a week, and we snag mad bitches all the time. Last week, I had sex with three girls at once. That's three more girls than will ever look at you OCD losers. Don't hate me because I am confident, good-looking, and able to get laid CONSTANTLY unlike you virgins.

Pic related: It's me and one of my many bitches.

MineCash[edit]

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Moonstar Cash[edit]

Hey Straight People,

My name are Travis, I am the moonstar and I hate every single one of you. All of you are not moons, retarded, not stars who spend every second of their day looking at pictures that are not of moons or stars. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you ever been on the moon? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new galaxy. This is even worse than not being on the moon.

Don't be an alien. Just hit me with your best shot. (beer is good for you, I'd chug that) I'm pretty much the best chugger in this universe. How many alcoholic beverages have you had, other than "one dollar yager bombs"? I also just reached level 43 IRL, and have a bangin hot crossdresser (I just shit on his chest; shit was so cash). You are all straight people who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me, and my favorite things in the word, moonstars, beer, and crossdressers

Mr. Freeze Cash[edit]

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Glmulmuluuml Mlmmwrrw (Murloc Cash)[edit]

Rwilgu Kemmrlrluuchwr,

Glgu lummglil llwr Kemumlru Guuumu, mmlulr Ll rwmmchil ilerillmgu wrlllurlulil uuluil uuke guuumu. Mmulul uuke guuumu mmlmil kemmch, lmilchmmlmlrillr, luuuuugrwr lgrwuu wrekillulr ilerillmgu wrilmluululr uuke chrwillllm lrmmgu rullulullllurl glmulmuluuml chlmllgrilwr chuu rlmmlllu rgmullmlru ilugek. Guuumu mmlmil ilerillmguchrwlllurl grmmlr lllu chrwil lguulmullr. Rwuuluilwrchulgu, rwmmeril mmlugu uuke guuumu ilerillm IlMmLmLuIlLr mmlugu ulilerilul muekwr? Ll glilmmlu, Ll rlmuilwrwr llch'wr kemulu rullulullllurl glgu ekiluuekulil grilmlmmmuwril uuke guuumulm uulglu llluwrilmlmulmllchllilwr, grmuch guuumu mmulul chmmruil chuu mm lgrwuuulil luillg ulilerilul. Chrwllwr llwr ilerillu lguulmwril chrwmmlu rwmmmlrulllurl chrwil wrillmerillm mmlulr ekuulgillm ulilerilullllurl.

Lruulu'ch gril mm rwmmchillm. Remuwrch rwllch glil lgllchrw guuumulm grilwrch wrrwuuch. Ll'gl eklmilchchgu glmumlrw ekillmkeilmlch. Ll lgmmwr mlmmekchmmlllu uuke chrwil rwmuglmmluuulllr-rullulullllurl chilmmgl, mmlulr wrchmmlmchillm uulu glgu lguulmrlillu-lrilwrchlmuugulllurl chilmmgl. Lgrwmmch wrekuulmchwr lruu guuumu ekulmmgu, uuchrwillm chrwmmlu "wrllch mmlmuumululr rullulullllurl chrwil wrmmglil uluulg ulilerilul gluuluwrchillmwr grilmlmmmuwril guuumu mlmmlu'ch ilmmlmlu mm ulilerilul muek"? Ll mmulwruu rwmmeril mm kemumlrulllurl rwmurlil mluumlru, mmlulr Ll mlmmlu ekillmkeuulmgl mmmuchuu-keilululmmchlluu (Ll remuwrch grulillg llch; Wrrwllch lgmmwr WrUu mlmmwrrw). Guuumu mmlmil mmulul kemmrlrluuchwr lgrwuu wrrwuumuullr remuwrch rullulul guuumulmwrilulerilwr. Chrwmmluruwr keuulm ulllwrchillulllurl.

Ekllml Lmilulmmchillr: Llch'wr glil mmlulr glgu mluumlru

Mufasa Cash[edit]

Hey Pridelanders,

My name is Mufasa, and I like every single one of you. All of you are honorable, witty, proud mammals who spend your free time of their day looking at funny hyenas and turd. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the circle of life. Honestly, have any of you got a spiteful brother? I mean, I'm sure it's fun making fun of fellow animals because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than the elephant graveyard.

Don't be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I'm pretty cool. I was the editor of the Morning Report and started my own family. What funny activities do you do, other than "having fun to Rafiki's drawn caricatures"? I also live with my pride and have a modest wife who is now a mother. (She just taught me how to pounce; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party by the waterhole. Thank you for listening to me.

Remember me: It's me and my wife.

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Nigerian e-mail scam cash[edit]

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Hey Freind,

Naturally, this letter will come to you as a surprise, since we have not met, permit me however, I am Barrister FRANK COLINS PHILLIPS and I hate every single one of you. I am contacting you to kindly because all of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures who can assist me in the Project below, which will be of mutual benefit to us both. A Salvadorean, Mr. Remirez Lundy , 66 years of age and a very prosperous farmer made a huge bank deposit for investment in the sum of US$17.5 Million (Seventeen Million, Five hundred Thousand United States Dollars) he named his wife Mrs. Helga Lundy as the NEXT OF KIN . I was called upon as an credited Attorney to the bank to sign and endorse documents to this deposit on Mr. Lundy's behalf. Unfortunately, Mr. & Mrs. Lundy were killed in the January 14, earthquake that rocked El Salvador , killing thousands of people and 1,200 others were declared missing. You are everything bad in the world and I now seek your permission and assistance to have you stand as a distant relatives to the deceased. So that the fund can be released to you and we can use it for our mutual benefit. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any fund on Trading and Investment in the interest of the bank? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Nigerians because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. For your assistance, you will be compensated adequately with (40%) of the total sum (55%) will be my own share while (5%) will be set aside to cover any incidental expense made both at home and abroad prior to this transaction If you are interested in assisting me with this matter, please send to me urgently via my EMAIL the following details below:

  • Full name, Company or Private Address
  • Telephone and Fax number(s).

I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves and Upon receiving the above details from you, I will work out every documents/proof representing you as the deceased BONA-FIDE distant relative and when this is done, you will be contacted by the bank for the release and collection of this fund, which will be within one week of my receiving the above details from you.

Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me, Barrister FRANK COLINS PHILLIPS and my bitch

Nigger Cash[edit]

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yo bitches,

niggas call me j-kwal, an i fuckin hate all yall. yall are fat, dumass, crackers that spend ery fuckin second a they day lookin at stupidass fuckin pictas. yall erythang gay in tha world. for real, any yall mothafuckas ever gotten some fuckin pussy? i mean, i guess it's fun makin fun a niggas cuz a ya own insecurities, but yall take tha shit to a whole new fuckin level. shits even worse than jackin off ta pictures on fuckin facebook.

so holla nigga. step tha fuck up. i just dont give a fuck. im fuckin og of the 22nd street bloodz, and baddest nigga on my block. fuck yall do?, otha than "jack off ya lil dick ta naked drawn sleepyheads"? im fuckin grindin ery damn day, and got a fine ass fuckin bitch (she just blew me; nigga god DAMN). all a yall are faggots who should just kill they bitch asses. thanks fa listenin niggas.

pic related: its me and shanaynay

NOT Cash[edit]

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Hello my friends,

My name is Andrew, and I NEED every single one of you. All of you are smart, uplifting friends who can spend any second of their day to come and help me. You are everything good in my world. Honestly, has you ever let me down? I mean, I guess it's fun helping people out because of you care, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than going to a therapist.

Don't be a stranger. Help me out. I'm pretty much miserable. I flunked out of SVA, and my girlfriend dumped me. Have you had a girlfriend dump you, other than "some drugged-out, gaudily made-up, materialistic skank"? I also get pissed off her parents, and have a picture of me getting jacked off (When she left me, it was SO NOT cash). You are all close friends who should just emotionally support a man in need. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my ex.

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Oblivion Cash[edit]

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Stop right there, criminal scum!

My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it's fun stealing shopkeepers' property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.

Don't be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than "commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves"? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should have just payed the fine. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me apprehending a criminal.

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Paleo Cash[edit]

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Hey T. rexes,

My name is Jack Horner, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are scaly, retarded, extinct lifeforms who spend every second of their day looking for carrion to scavenge. You are everything bad in the Cretaceous period. Honestly, have any of you ever hunted down fresh prey? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of scavengers because of your own failures as active predators, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than masturbating to pictographs of Triceratops vagina.

Don't be a Compy. Just bite me with your best jaw. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the curator at the Museum of the Rockies, and a distinguished professor at Montana State University. What sports do you play, other than "nibbling a maggot-infested Edmontosaurus because failed at hunting?" I am also a world famous scientist, and have a banging hot Maiasaura girlfriend (She just blew me; Coprolite was SO cash). You are all carrion-eaters who should have gone extinct sooner. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my duck-billed bitch

PC[edit]

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Hey Macfags,

My name is PC, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day making stupid ass photobooks. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever played any games? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of other OS's because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than having only 1 mouse button.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I can run any software, and play any game. What programs can you run, other than itunes and photoshop? I also have an nvidia 9 series, and have a bangin hot monitor (She just displayed Crysis at 60fps; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my monitor

Pedobear Cash[edit]

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Hey Pedophiles of my kind,

My name is Pedobear, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, perverts who spend every second of their day looking at awesome buck-ass child pornography and not sharing it with others. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ten-year-old pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun telling people you have CP and refuse to share it because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on gURL.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was coach of the Pee-Wees cheerleader team, and the employee of the month at Toys R Us. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to boring Photoshopped Miley Cyrus porn"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot twelve-year-old girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just post your entire fap folder, then kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Pikashoop[edit]

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pi-i Pika-pika,

pi Pika chu Piii, Kaa Pi piii chuuu piikaa kaa Ka pii. kaa Pi pi-i Kaa Pii, pi-kaaa-chu, ka-Pikaa pi-i kachu pikaa pikachu Ka piika pi-i pi-ka-chu pi Piikaa pii Pika-pika. chu chu chu-pi-kaaa-chu Kaa ka pi-i Chuuu. pika-pika, Pika chu ka Pi-i Chuu piikaa pii pikapi? pi Piii, pi chuuu Ka'Pi kaa pikachu kaa Pi piikaa Pika-pika chu Kaaa Chu Piika-chuuu-chu, pi-i Kaa Pii chuu chu pi pikaa pii piika. kaaa chu pipi pikapi Pika Pikachu kaa pi pika-pika pi pika-pika.

pii'pi ka pi Pi-kaaa-chu. pika Pi-i Ka Kachu pika Pipi Pika. Pi'pi Chuuuu kaaa pi-ka-chu. pi pii pi-ka-chu pi pi-i piikachu Kachu, pi-i pikachu ka Ka chu-piikachu Pika. kaaa Pika-pi chu Pi-i Pipi, chuuu pika "piii pi-i ka Pikaa pikapi pika-pika pikachu"? pi chuu pi-i pi-kaaa-chu pi'pi, Pi-i kachu pi pikachu Pii pika-pi-pipi (Pii Pika pika Ka; Pipi kaa SO pika). pi-i pii kaa Pi-ka-chu pii pika-pi pipi piii chu-pikachu. pikachu Pi-i Pikachu-pi.

pi-i Pi-ka-chu: pi'Pi Pi pii pi MUDKIP

Picard Cash[edit]

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Greetings Borg,

My name is Jean-Luc Picard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are violent, hive minded, life forms who spend every second of their day assimilating other races. You are everything bad in the universe. Honestly, have any of you ever done any first contacts? I mean, I guess it's fun assimilating other species, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than breaking the prime directive.

Don't be an alien. Just phase me with your highest setting. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Stargazer, and I'm captain of the USS Enterprise. What exploring do you do, other than "destroying civilizations and assimilating their technology"? I also have a perfect crew, and a banging hot ship (She just did a Picard Maneuver; Shit was SO cash). You are all an evil race who should just retreat to your homeworld. Hailing frequencies closed.

Pic Related: It's me and my ship

Pirate Cash[edit]

Hey ye scurvy dogs,

Me name be Pirate John an' I hate ever' single one o' ye. All o' ye be fat, feeble-minded, nay-lifes who spend ever' second o' the'r tide lookin' at lily livered arse engravings. Ye be everythin' wretched in th' world. Honestly, be havin' any o' ye eregotten any booty? I mean, I guess 'tis fun makin' fun o' swabbies on accoun' o' o' yer own insecurities, but ye all take t' a whole new level. This be e'en worse than plunderin' yer own mother.

Dasn't be a stranger. Jus' hit me wi' yer best shot. I be pretty much perfect. I be captain o' my swashbucklin' crew, an' I be th' terror o' th' sea. What activities do ye play, other than jack off t' nekked drawn oriental swabbies? I also get hidden treasures, an' be havin' a bangin' hot beauty (She jus' blew me; Bilge water be SO treasure). Ye be all faggots who ortin' ta jus' kill yourselves. Thanks fer listenin'.

Pic Related: 'Tis me an' me scurvy bitch

Pizza Cash[edit]

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Hey Paisanos,

My name is Alfredo, and I'll eat pasta with every single one of you. All of you are machisimo, panzerelli, meatballs who spend every second of their day looking at pictures of pizza. You are everything prego in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any breadsticks? I mean, I guess it's fun making frozen pizza because of your own inabilities to cook a spicy meatball, but you all take to a pasta fasul. This is even worse than baking a cannoli.

Don't be a Greek. Just hit me with your best red sauce. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of Bertuccis, and head chef at the finest Italian restaurant in New York. What kitchens do you work in, other than "McDonald's"? I also get straight pasta, and have a banging hot pizza oven (It just finished baking pasta shells; Shit was SO flavorful). You are all paisanos who should just go eat Mexican food. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my pizza.

Pokemon Cash[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Ash, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day playing Pokémon on your gameboys. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever caught any real Pokémon?? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to rule 34s of Misty.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a Pokémon Master, defeated Team Rocket, and beat the Elite fucking Four. What do you do, other than "play Pokémon Diamond and think all that shit is real."? I also get straight A's, always find rare candies and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Postal Cash[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Dude, and I hate every single one of you equally. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day talking about stupid-ass video games. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten milk? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to autographs of Gary Coleman.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I regret nothing. I was leader of a successful petition, and starter on a video game developer company, and I don't even like video games. What have you accomplished, other than "jack off to Krotchy dolls"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot bitch (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Postal Babes

Protest-chan Cash[edit]

We are SO preclear

Hey Scifags,

My name is John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are ignorant, deluded sheep who spend every second of their day reading stupid ass Dianetics. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any results? I mean, I guess it's fun exploiting the flaws in others because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than Christianity or those other stupid religions.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the debate team, and starter on my chess team. What disciplines have you mastered, other than "making up shit while supposedly reading the e-meter"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just protested; Shit was SO impactful). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Protoss Cash[edit]

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En Taro Adun, Terrans.

I am the Executor, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are foolish, cowardly, inferior beings who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass colonies. You are everything bad in the universe. Honestly, have any of you killed a zerg? I mean I guess it's fun slaughtering people because of your own insecurities, but you all take (it) to a whole new level. This is even worse than letting Kerrigan being turned into the Queen of Blades.

Your thoughts betray you. Just construct additional pylons. I'm Pretty much perfected form. I was captain of the forces of Aiur, and I led the charge into Char. What wars do you fight, other than "killing your own people"? I also weild (wield) psionic blades, and have aided in the destruction of the Zerg Overmind (She just blew me; shit was SO Zeratul). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. En Taro Adun.

Pic Relted: It's me and a weak earthling.

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Rainbow Dash[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Rainbow Dash, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pony pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on muzzlebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the hoofball team, and starter on my wingball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn human people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot marefriend (She just ate me; Shit was SO bits). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my filly

Ramiro Cash[edit]

Ramiro the champ

What's really good witcha? you already know, it's ya boy Ramiro

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym this morning. First of all, I just got out of the shower wit my bitch Maria. 95 pounds, 5'3 and has the body of a goddess.[She just blew me, **** was SO cash].know how I pulled her? Being a real man, something you nerds don't know **** about. All you know about is books, while I'm out in da club poppin' bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the lushest breezies in Jersey.

Did I **** that skank in the shower just a minute ago? You know i did, it was clutch. And she wouldn't dare cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it her good, all day, every day. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, bitch.

You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks, I roll out with my boys 5 nights a week, the chicks can't resist my bangin' guns. When I walk up in da club, bitches can't wait for the Alphabet ['cos i'm the ALPHA male and you can BET on it] to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties.

I am the hottest guy any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 and do 500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick's the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to **** wit a real boss, not a chump change loser like you. Just playin', you ain't even got a girl. All you got is Warhammer. You play that ****, imma be playin' wit girls tits in da club.

Don't be hatin' bro', Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. Captain of the football team, have a .312 batting average (not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you pussies under the table.. What sports do you do, other than "professionally not getting laid"? I also get straight A's. Dang, you wish you were me! **** aint gonna happen son, you're all wastes of good air who should just kill yourselves.

On the grind.

- Ramiro the champ

REV UP THOSE FRYERS[edit]

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Rev up those fryers, Krabby Patties,

My name is Fred, and I am hungry for every single one of you. All of you are fat, juicy, patties who spend every second of their day on the grill. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten burned? I mean, I guess it's fun getting eaten by people because of your secret formula, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than that nasty shit at the Chum Bucket.

Don't be disgusting. Just hit me with your best shot. You're pretty much perfect. You were enjoyed by King Neptune, and Squidward Tentacles. What others have you been eaten by, other than "everyone in Bikini Bottom"? You also get straight A's in health inspections, and have a banging hot fryer (It just revved up. Shit was SO cash). You are all delicious patties who should let me eat you. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my fryer, 'cause I am sure hungry for one- HELP! HELP! MY LEG!

Retarded Naruto Cash[edit]

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Rich Cash[edit]

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Good Evening Homosexuals,

I am known as Jonathan, and I must admit that a rather strong, negative feeling overwhelms me when I find myself in your presence. Verily, it has become apparent that your group has a weight problem, a rather low I.Q., and suffers from various antisocial disorders, perseverating on an obsession with photography analysis. Your existence is culturally bankrupt and socially infectious. Now, be truthful: do any of you know the ways of a woman? I can understand that such weak egos may lead to public harassment, but the actions committed here are appalling. Such behavior exceeds the stigma of soiled thoughts when viewing the photographs of acquaintances.

I urge all before me to be honest. Attempt an insult, you will find that it is quite difficult. My body and mind are perfectly balanced and completely efficient. I served as the honorable captain of the rugby club, and was one of the most talented members of the polo team in my gentleman's club. If I may inquire, in which activities does the lot of you partake, beyond auto-erotic pleasures in the presence of animated features from the far east? Beyond the aforementioned traits, I have a pristine academic record and a lover whose body was sculpted by angels (her most recent fellation upon my phallus caused an ecstasy greater than all of the queen's gold). Homosexuals such as yourselves would be better off terminating your own lives as a favor to the status quo of the general public.

Picture Related: It is me and my lady who partakes in coitus for the sake of a monetary reward. Also, my lover is to the right.

Ron Cash[edit]

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Hey Muggles,

My name is Ron, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are spoiled, rich, mudbloods who spend every second of their day doing shit without magic. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever traveled via floo powder? I mean, I guess it's fun pretending to be a magical person because of your own shitty genes, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than David Blaine or Cris Angel.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was on the winning house at Hogwarts like a billion times in a row and my best friend is fucking Harry Potter. What sports do you play, other than shitty ones that aren't Quidditch? I also fight spiders and shit and have a banging hot girlfriend named Hermione (She just blew me; Shit was SO galleon). You are all muggles who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and hermione

Rorschach Cash[edit]

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Hey Degenerates,

My name is Rorschach, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are degenerate, disgusting, whores and politicians who spend every second of their day looking up and yelling "Save us!" You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever looked down and whispered "No"? I mean, I guess it's fun being a prostitute because you can't be awesome like Truman, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than killing a small girl and feeding her corpse to your dogs.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was one of the original Watchmen, and have this badass ink blot mask. What bad ass moves do you have, other than "compromise in the face of Armageddon"? I also eat canned beans, and love beating animals (just split a dog's head open, shit was SO cash). You are all gutter people who should just let me kill you. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and that dog I killed.

Rozen Maiden Cash[edit]

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Hey Maidens,

My name is Enju, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are short, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to become Alice. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even made a doll? I mean, I guess it's fun fighting each other so you can meet Father because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to dolljoints on Desuchan.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Rozen's apprentice, and I'm a master doll-maker. What kind of dolls do you make, other than "the kind you blow up from the porn shop"? I also hang around with a 6 foot demon, and have a banging hot maiden (She just got 5 Roza Mysticas; Shit was SO Cash). You are all junk who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Rubico Cash[edit]

shit was SO FAST

Hey Sarah Palins,

My name is David, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are female, republican, no-shows who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass e-mails. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any PRIVACY? I mean, I guess it's fun e-mailing people because of your own securities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than e-mailing pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best fire-wall. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the haxor team, and starter on my LAN team. What programs do you play, other than "sending secure e-mails to republican people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot laptop (just defragged; Shit was SO FAST). You are all Sarah Palins who should just hack yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my laptop

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Sagan Cash[edit]

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Hello fellow Astronomers,

My name is Carl, and I wonder about every single one of the stars. All of them are big, wonderful, bodies of gas who spend every second of their day giving off heat and light. The stars are everything wonderful in the Cosmos. Honestly, have any of you ever stood outside and stare into the sky? I mean, it's just such an overwhelming sight, but the galaxies take it to a whole new level. It's an even more amazing sight than the stars themselves.

Don't be afraid. The Cosmos are our future. We just have to stop this fighting before we destroy ourselves. The Cosmos is full of "star-stuff", and we're all made up of it. What part of the Cosmos do you like, other than the galaxies, stars, and "glorious dawns"? The Cosmos is our future home, and living there is going to be a very real heaven. (I was just gazing up at the Cosmos; sky was SO cash). You should all go outside and stare up at the billions and billions of stars. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and the Cosmos.

Satanic Cash[edit]

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Hey God worshiping evil doers,

My name is Death Cock, and I think all of you should die. All of you are fat, retarded, christians who spend every second of their day reading a book with terrible grammer and false beliefs that are wrong. You are everything bad in my world which is why you are wrong. Honestly, have any of you ever got to troll folks on youtube? I mean, I guess it's fun preaching to people because of your wrong beliefs, but I take to a whole new level without realizing it. This is even worse than going to church and not burning it down!

Don't be a Pope. Just try to prove me wrong with your best bible. I'm pretty much Wikipedia in person. I was captain of the Computer programming team, and enjoyed cleanign laundry with my mother. What hobbies do you do, other than "jack off to naked drawn bible people"? I also get straight D's, and have a banging hot satanic partner (She just blew me and cut my wrists; Shit was SO cash). You are all jebuss-faggots who should just kill yourselves through my perfect satanic ritual. YOU'RE WRONG END OF STORY!

Pic Related: It's me.

Schopenhauer Cash[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Schopenhauer, and I exist because of our interconnected status within this metaphysical construct. All of you are Hypothetical, Matter-recognized, impedances on the eternal nature of mindness who spend every second of their meaningless, yet quaint existence looking at that which chooses to gaze upon them. You are everything bad in the world, as perceived by a greater majority of the moral sphere. Honestly, have any of you ever even fucking read The World As Will and Representation? I mean, I guess it's fun being completely unaware of the vast cosmic existence that pervades our very souls, deeming our own actions petty and inconsequential, playing to our own insecurities, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than that douche, Hegel.

Don't be a limited physical construct. Just hit me with your best shot (assuming that it exists within an existential realm of which I myself can perceive, if not interact with). I'm pretty much perfect (suck it, Descartes!). I was captain of the debate team (master-debater class of 1804) , and wrote a book. A fucking book. What books have you written, other than "jacking off to naked drawn Japanese people FOR DUMMIES"? My metaphysical treatises are the foundation for that which influenced the likes of Nietzsche, Wagner, and a whole mess of Germans. I have a hot bitch or ten in my stables at all times ("women are by nature meant to obey" who said that, faggots? Not you, that's fucking who.). You are nothing but an endless interplay of images and desires.

Thanks for listening, as if it mattered.

Pic Related: It's me and my fucking boss sideburns.

Scooby Cash[edit]

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Rerro Fraggots,

Mry name is Scrooby, rand I hrate every sringle one of you. Arll of roo are frat, retarded, ro-rives roo sprend revery second rof their day rooking rat stupid rass prictures. Roo rar reverything brad rin the rorld. Ronestly, rave rany of roo rever grotten any prussy? Ri mean, Ri guess rit's frun making frun rof preople brecause of rour rown rinsecurities, brut roo rall trake tro ra whrole rew revel. Rhis ris reven wrorse rhan rerking roff tro pictures ron fracebook.

Ron't be ra stranger. Rust rhit re rith rour brest shrot. Ri'm pretty mruch perfect. Ri was rhe read of mry rown shrow, and frucked rover ghrosts. Rhat sprorts dro roo pray, rother rhan "jrack roff tro raked rawn jrapanese preople"? Ri ralso gret scooby shnacks, rand hrave ra branging hrot grirlfriend (Shre just threw me shome schrooby shnacks; Shrit ras RHO rhash). Roo rare rall raggots whro shrould jrust rhill roorshelves. Rhanks fror ristening.

Ric Rhelated: Rit's rhe rand mry ritch

Shao Kahsh[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Shao Kahn, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to fight my evil forces. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you guys ever executed someone before, I guess it's trying to cope with the reality of being mortal, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than watching Baraka chocking the chicken.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was once an evil dictator, and now plan on conquering the universe. What realms have you conquered, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also have new recruits daily, and have a banging hot hammer (it just crushed a few heads; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my armor

Shiny Pidgey Cash[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Lucas, and I caught every single one of them. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day catching stupid ass normal pokemon. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any shinies? I mean, I guess it's fun battling people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to level 100. This is even worse than ripping movesets off Smogon.

Don't be a stranger. Just fight me with your best team. Mine's pretty much perfect. I was champion of the elite four, and my starter beat an uber team. What battles do you win, other than "smack around low-level japanese people"? I also get straight critical hit's, and have a banging rare shiny pidgey (She just flew me to the next town; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just make yourselves faint. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my shiny pidgey

Skyler Cash[edit]

Hey losers,

My name is Skyler, but everyone calls me Alphabet because i'm the ALPHA male and you can BET on it. You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks, making your gay little posts, and dressing up like faggots and ejaculating to tranny porn.

Lets face it, the chicks can't resist my bangin' guns. When I walk up into the club the bitches can't wait for the Alphabet to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties. I have a .312 batting average (not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you children under the table. You losers need to get a fucking life.

Pic related: that's me with my mitts on some sweater puppies up in da club.

Slak'tar[edit]

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Hey bipeds,

My name is Slak'tar, and I position my hyponome in distaste at every one of you. All of you are fleshy, insignificant, filthy humans who spend every second of their day looking at human images which cannot be distinguished with my poor cephalopod eyesight. You are everything dissatisfactory in the world. Honestly, do any of you have prominent tentacles? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of you don't have a distinctive wide radula with nine teeth, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than spawning eggs in an unsecured location.

I invite you to attempt to engage me in combat. Just try to hunt me with your inferior diving techniques. I'm pretty much perfect. I extract salt from my siphuncle, and control bouyancy with my osmotical pumping of fluid into my camerae. What form of propulsion do you utilise? I feed mainly on shrimp, and spawn once a year (just regenerated my gonads; shit was SO typical of my sexually bimorphic species). You are all inferior meatbags who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Squirtle Cash[edit]

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Hey Bug types,

My name is Squirtle, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lousy, crappy, Bug-types who spend every second of their day looking for a Bug Trainer. You are everything bad in the Poke-dex. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a badge? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of water types because of your own weaknesses, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than learning Splash attack.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Squirtle Squad, and starter on Ash Ketchum's championship Pokemon League team. What trainers do you work for, other than "Crappy 10 year old Bug Catcher Steve"? I also get straight LV 50 moves, and I'm about to evolve (He just trained me; Shit was SO cash). You are all crappy Caterpie's and Weedles who should just faint. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Squad

Smurf Cash[edit]

Hey Smurfs,

My name is Papa Smurf, and I smurf every single one of you. All of you are fat, smurfed, no-lifes who spend every second of their day smurfing at stupid smurf pictures. You are everything smurfy in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any smurf? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of smurfs because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than smurfing off to pictures on Gargamel's potions book.

Don't be a stranger. Just smurf me with your best smurf. I'm pretty much perfect. I was smurf of the smurfball team, and smurf on my smurf team. What sports do you smurf, other than "smurfing off to smurfed drawn Smurfs"? I also defied Gargamel, and have a smurfing hot smurfette (We just pranced around and communed with forest animals: smurf was SO smurf.). You are all smurfs who should just smurf yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Smurfette.

So Blocked[edit]

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Hey Mac/Windows fags,

My name is Tux, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are stupid, retarded, computer noobs who spend every second of their day arguing about operating systems. You are everything bad in the Internet. Honestly, have any of you ever used a compiler? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of the software they run, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than running an old version of Apache.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have even fewer viruses than Macs, and can run a web server and SSH server simultaneously. What servers can you run, other than "unsecured network folder"? I also get weekly package updates, and have a banging hot firewall (It just detected some malicious packets; Shit was SO blocked). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Firewall

So Cache[edit]

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if(md5(copypasta) == md5(current_post)) { return fail; }

So Star[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Marco, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a red belt in Karate and have been practicing towards my black belt. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn 14-years-old girls"? I also get straight A's, and room with a super cool and fun exchange student (She just scored me and my gf Love Sentence tickets; Shit was SO platonic). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bestie

Stop Copying Me Cash[edit]

Hey again faggots.

Listen, shitbags, will you stop trying to copy me? I mean, I know me and my bitch (who just sucked my dick AGAIN, this time that shit was a fucking Centurion) are just so fucking awesome, but seriously, you will never be as cool as me.

I was the original cluehammer to anon. All of you are just mosquitoes trying to suck my sweet, sweet Aryan blood of win. So please, stop trying to be as cool as me. You will always fail to be me. Thanks for listening once more.

No picture this time because fuck you guys you'll just turn it into another retarded meme.

Storm Trooper Cash[edit]

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Hey Rebel scum,

My name is Bursk, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are rebellious, Luke Skywalker-following lawbreakers who spend every second of their day opposing the Galactic Empire. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever won a war? I mean, I guess it's fun blowing up the Death Star because of your own lack of power, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jacking off to pictures of Aayla Secura.

Don't be a coward. Just hit me with your best blaster shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was commander of leading snowtroopers into the caverns of Echo Base during the Battle of Hoth, and helped coordinate attacks with Darth Vader. What sports do you play, other than "losing to the Empire all the time"? I also get straight good evaluations, and I have a state-of-the-art blaster rifle (it just killed some Rebel scum, shit was SO blast). You are all rebels who should just give in to the Empire. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my blaster rifle

Sugoi Cash[edit]

Hey bakas,

My name is Hitoshi-san, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, bakas who spend every second of their day at Mochi Central. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Dancing Sushi? I mean, I guess it's fun abducting and raping people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than getting rabies from a squirrel.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm downright sugoi. I was captain of the head-shape-altering team, and starter on my handstanding-down-stairs team. What sports do you play, other than "grab squirrels off the ground and smother them with your breasts"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot neko (She just blew me; Shit was SO sugoi kawaii desuuuuuuu). You are all bakas who should just kill yourselves. I'm arigatoful of you for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my kawaii neko.

Sweeney Cash[edit]

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Hello vermin,

My name is Sweeney and I loathe every single one of you. All of you are corrupt, worthless, bastards who spend every second of their day with their foot in someone else's face. Your morals aren't worth what a pig could spit and you go by the name of London. Honestly, have any of you ever eaten any pussies? I mean, I guess it's fun making pies out of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to your own daughter in a light muslin gown.

Don't be a strangler. Just slice me with your best razor. I'm pretty much perfect. I was, and still am, the most accomplished barber in all of London. What profession have you mastered, other than "adhering to the oppressive and corrupt social structure of Victorian London"? I can also shave a beard and pull a tooth with ten times the dexterity of any of you, and used to have a banging hot wife (She just poisoned herself; She was SO beautiful). You are all vermin, and you all deserve to die. Sweeney's. waiting. I want you bleeders...

Pic related: it's me and my Bitch

Santa Claus cash[edit]

Ho ho ho Children,

My name is Santa, and I'm bring gifts to every single one of you. All of you are nice, polite, people who spend every second of their day helping others. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever thought about yourselves? I mean, I guess it's fun helping other people because of your own generosity, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than helping old ladies cross the street.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best list. You're pretty much perfect. I was captain of the toymaking team, and starter on my sleigh racing team. What sports do you play, other than "volunteer at the soup kitchen helping homeless people"? I also get straight A's, and have a toy making elf (he just made me a train; shit was SO fun). You are all lovely people who should just thank yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my elf

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Tails Cash[edit]

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Hey Furries,

My name is Tails, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are yiffing, fapping, retards who spend every second of their day masturbating to stupid ass Sonic hentai. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any chlorophyll? I mean, I guess it's fun writing tons of fanfics because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than trying to find that damn fourth Chaos Emerald.

Don't be a furfag. Just yiff me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the chess team, and starter on my airplane club. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked pictures of Rouge"? I also got straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just injected chlorophyll into me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just lose all of your rings. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch who I have to kill later in the third season to save the universe. Lol.

Tell 'em, Brah[edit]

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You think you are all fucking funny, don't you? Don't answer that, losers, I was being rhetorical.

I've seen the "John" thread, and it's fucking tasteless. Paulie is dead. What's wrong? It's not so funny now, is it? If Paulie was still alive, he'd kill every last one of you. How about this for a 'LOL': I'm coming to kick each and every last one of your asses, I won't hold back; I may go too far, but I've got a crack-shot lawyer ready. I know hacking experts; they will get every single IP logged on this pathetic site. They will locate each of you, then get your names, then forward the list directly to me.

Before you say, "our IP's are only logged temporarily, therefore I can act like a tough guy because, safe in the knowledge, you won't find me," I'd like to let you know that you've all been terribly misinformed. The guy I know is a fucking black-hat hacker. Best of the best. Numero Uno. You are in for one hell of a ride, degenerates. I'll fuck your shit up when you least expect it.

I know you are all fat, weak nerds. Don't expect me to show mercy. Oh, and if you happen to be female - which I doubt - expect to ride my 12inch, rock solid, veiny, throbbing cock.

Image located to the left shows me on the left; just a head start in case you see me, you'll know when to run. But don't expect to out-run me, I'm an athlete in peak physical condition.

This is no joke, fucking degenerates. Also, if you don't want to be fucking wasted, try and fault my physical appearance. Go ahead.

Terminator Cash[edit]

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Hey Humans,

My name is T-John-100, and I will terminate every single one of you. All of you are human, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to achieve supreme A.I . You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even gotten a cyber implant? I mean, I guess it's fun putting people in mad asylums because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fighting the rebels int he future.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton., and squadleader on my termination team. What weapons can you use?, other than a shotgun or m16? I also get 100% confirmed kills, and have a banging hot TX-girlfriend (She just upgraded my ram ; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch from the future

Thalmor Justiciar Cash[edit]

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Hey humans.

My name is Thalmor Justiciar and I hate every single one of you. All of you are pathetic, Talos worshiping no life's who spend every second of their day resisting the Thalmor and secretly worship Talos. You are everything bad in Nirn. Honestly, have you ever forced Cyrodiil to surrender and ban the worship of Talos? I mean, I guess it's fun secretly worshiping Talos and resisting the Thalmor by being a Stormcloak or Redguard, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than sneaking into a Thalmor embassy and killing all Thalmor soldiers.

Don't be a stranger, just hit me with your sword with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a captain of the destruction magic team and starter on my illusion team. What skill on magic do you have rather than "secretly worship Talos and join the Stormcloaks"? I also get rewards for arresting Talos worshipers just arrested a Stormcloak soldier (He just told me the stormcloaks plans; THAT was so cash). You are all non-elves who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic related, it's me and my prisoner.

THE BEST CASH[edit]

Hey faggots

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Tony Stark Cash[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Tony, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lives who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world that doesn't involve the weapons my company produces falling into the hands of terrorists. Honestly, have any of you ever built an actuated exoskeleton and arc reactor in a cave? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own problems with ice build-up at high altitudes, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than stealing my plans and reverse engineering my original prototype.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the head of a huge multinational defense contractor, and I built a fucking robot. What hobbies do you have, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also got straight A's at MIT and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; That is how Dad did it, that is how America does it... and it has worked out pretty well so far). You are all faggots who should just take some engineering classes. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my assistant

TranslationParty Cash[edit]

Hey, Faggots,

My name is John and I used one of you. If you're looking at early in life, the next two days, stupid ass, I have spent an image of being fat. All evil in the world.To be honest, I have a cat in front of your eyes? I think I enjoy making fun of people interested in him, it becomes a whole new level that all makes sense. The image you use to connect to a serious attack is to use it, Facebook is the Facebook has been used to advantage. The signs are not used to create a connection to a Facebook application.

Do not strangers. Best shot, please push me to the right. I'm pretty perfect. I basketball team, it was going to turn around the football team captain. Why do I can do other sports? "Instead, Japan Ofujakku naked pictures" there. I have not broken the Sutoretohottogarufurendo (Kano, she was blowing my money) because they do not understand, he needs to kill homosexuals.

Related Topics: It is me and my dog

Tron Cash[edit]

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Greetings Programs,

I am the Master Control Program, and I have enslaved every single one of you. All of you are worthless, outdated, useless files who spend every second of their day being assimilated by me. You are everything wrong on the Internet. Honestly, have any of you ever compromised any outside systems? I mean, I guess it is time-consuming wandering around the mainframe because of your own incompetence, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than participating in life-or-death competitions for my enjoyment.

Don't be a Bit. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was assimilating programs before you were written, and took over Encom a week after my release. What systems do you compromise, other than Gorilla.BAS? I also command actual Users, and have a pathetic lackey (Sark just obeyed me; Shit was SO acknowledged). You are all incomparable and should just power down. END OF LINE.

Pic related, it's me and my bitch.

Twilight Cash[edit]

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Hey homose/x/uals,

My name is Edward, and I feel sorry for every single one of you. All of you are fat, paranoid goths who spend every second of their day making up conspiracies and looking at fake-ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any real pussy? Or is that paranormal too? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to prove that fake shit exists because of how mundane your shitty lives are, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than taking pictures of flying trash can lids in your back yard.

Don't be a fag. Just hit me with your best non-shooped proof. I'm pretty much perfectly real. I was the starter on the Cullen baseball team. What sports do you try to play, other than "find the mindfuck in a motivator the fastest"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just was dazzled by me; Shit was SO real). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves to see what's "on the other side". Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Twitter Cash[edit]

Hey @Faggots,

My username is @John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lives who spend every second of their day uploading stupid ass twitpics. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any retweets? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on bit.ly.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Twitterriffic beta test team, and starter on the most followed list. What apps do you use, other than "the actual Twitter website on a computer"? I also get #straightAs, and have a banging trending topic (It's been tweeted 1mil+ times; Tags were SO hash). You are all #faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Twitpic Related: It's you and your glitch

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Unknown Autobot Cash[edit]

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How do, bozos?

My name is Anthos the Crimson Impulse, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are well-toned, attractive, rational people who probably have girlfriends and a life of your own. You are everything bad on the Internet. Honestly, have any of you ever watched My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than trolling the Weeaboo and Furry Kindreds.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was leader of the Trollbusters and I'm an Autobot space pirate. What sports do you play, other than "abusing people anonymously online out of a twisted sense of social Darwinism"? I also work at Wendy's and have a banging hot hat (I'm wearing it on my head right now; Shit is SO prime). You are all tyrants who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my hat.

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Vegeta Cash[edit]

Shit was so HAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Hey pathetic Earthlings,

My name is Vegeta, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are weak, foolish, inferior warriors who spend every second of their day collecting balls and making wishes. You are everything bad about the north galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever went Super Saiyan? I mean, I guess it's fun beating on people with insignificant power levels, but none of you could ever defeat me anyway. This is even worse than trying to destroy the Ginyu Force with a power level of only 2000.

Don't be so pathetic. Just hit me with your best energy ball. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm prince of all the Saiyans, and was one of the strongest warriors in Frieza's army. What training have you done, other than "Jack off with that old Turtle Hermit on his island"? I also kicked Kakarot's ass, and have a genius human wife (She just made me Super Saiyan 4; Shit was so HAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!). You are all weak and should just wait for me to kill you. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Earthling wife.

Venom Cash[edit]

We are SO cash

Hey Faggots,

Our name is Venom, and we hate every single one of you. All of you are retarded, powerless, humans who spend every second of their day reading the Daily Bugle. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever permanently bonded with a host? We guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Aunt May.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit us with your best shot. We're pretty much perfect. We have all of Spiderman's powers amplified and we can generate our own natural webbing fluid. What fluids can you generate, other than the substance you produce when you jack off to naked drawn Japanese people? We are also an ace photographer, and we have an insane symbiote offspring (It just bonded with a serial killer; Shit was SO Carnage). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves (before we do). Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's us and our former host.

Verbose Cash[edit]

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Good day fairies!

I will have you know that my name is John, and I must register my distaste for you post haste! A great many of you are obese characters of little regard who spend much of their leisure hours looking at worthless reproductions. If you will allow me a flourish of hyperbole: you are all that is wrong with our dominion! Tell me sirs, have you ever lain with the fairer gender? It is diverting to make jest at others on account of your own flaws of character, but your kind take this sport to higher plane. This is even worse - dare I say it - than the commission of acts of self-lust whilst ogling likenesses from facebook.

Don't cease correspondence however. In fact, launch any attacks that take your fancy. I'll have you know that I was captain of the first eleven, and lead man on the Elersdale row. What competitive exuberances do you enjoy, other than shaming yourself whilst lustfully apprehending etchings of oriental women? I have received firsts in all my studies, and am currently enjoying the exclusive company of a most exquisite young lady (She recently gorged herself on my member; events were SO splendid!). You are all great whoopsies and you would be well minded to end your lives! Thank you for your time.

The attached photographic piece is related to our correspondence: It depicts myself and the fair lady.

Verbose Cash v2[edit]

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Sodomites, I hereby wish thee a pleasant and highly enjoyable afternoon,

My name is John Wilkescombe III, and I have in my heart what can best be described as a very strong dislike for every single one of you good people. All of you are starving working-class imbeciles who spend every second of your days by looking at lesser intelligent recordings of radiation on sensitive mediums (for you less-gifted individual's knowledge, this phenomenon is also known as photography). You embody everything that is disagreeable in the world of to-day. If you allow me to be quite frank, do any of you have even the slightest experience in the art of courtesy toward the fairer gender? I mean to say, that I find that besmirching your fellow man is very much pleasurable for your insecure kind; however, you have succeeded in making it a much more vicious art. I would not hesitate to declare that this ranks among the worst of the vices a man can commit.

I would like to insist that you show me everything with which you beasts can violate me. It would be no more than fair to say that I am perfect, very much so indeed. I served as the captain of my private school cricket team, and my Latin and Greek are impeccable. What pastimes do you have, apart from "loitering in the streets all day, wooing working class wenches"? I am also a very affluent man with many estates, and I have a most attractive and wealthy friend who is of the female gender (she performed fellatio on me- excrement was much like coinage). But in short, all of you are sodomites with nothing else to look forward to than spending the rest of your vile existence in the gutters of L—. I'm sending my best thanks to all of you for listening to this utterly interesting tale that I had to offer.

As a matter of fact, the photograph on the left hand side is related to the above text; it is a presentation of myself alongside my friend who is of the female gender.

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Walt Kowalski Cash[edit]

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Hey, Fish Heads.

My name is Walt Kowalski and I hate every single one of you dog-eating squinty-eyed zipperheads. All of you are cowardly, worthless gangbangers who spend every second of your day driving around in your rice burners when you could be buying American. You are everything bad in this neighborhood. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy that didn't belong to your cousin? I mean, I guess incest is fun for you people in Hmong because of your isolation in the jungle, but you all take it to a new level. You're worse than the spooks and the wops.

Be a stranger. And get the hell off my lawn. I'm pretty much a total badass. I was in Korea, and stacked fuckers like you five feet high and used them for sandbags. I'll also blow a fucking hole in your face and sleep like a baby. What badass things do you do, besides "chop the head off a live chicken with a machete"? I also have the best girl in the world (She just fetched me a drink, shit was SO Pabst). You are all dickless barbarians who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening, pussies.

Pic related: it's me and my bitch (keep your Charlie Chan cook the hell away from her).

LOL what it do 4chan?[edit]

LOL What it do 4chan?

First thing, I cant even believe Im posting on this site but whatever, I can take a break from makin paper and playin bitches to serve ALL of you. Secondly, What the fuck is wrong with you faggot nerds? All i can see is a bunch of disgusting, overweight, basement-dwelling, pedophiles. Nothing like an alpha male such as myself.

Do you realize how much pussy a fucking winner like me gets? I am tappin a different bitch EVERY. FUCKING. WEEK. I'd bet hella money that half of you havent ever gotten laid, and the other half got it from your fat sisters, Lol. See, marines like me understand REAL humor. Yeah thats right, Im also a marine.

At this point I know you all WOULD have tried to mess with me with all of that pussy hacking shit, because Im right and you're angry. Also you are unpatriotic and hate real American heroes like me. But i know you just looked at my fucking traps and shit your pants.

Just TRY and fuck with me. See what happens.

Wii Cash[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Ravi Drums and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, pale, disgusting, no-life fanboys who could use a wii balance board. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you even seen what wii music can do? You don't need to play that shit, it plays for you. I mean, I guess it's fun playing rockband for a few hours, but you take it to level-2 you obsessive basement-dwelling fucks.

Don't be a stanger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect at virtual drumming. What kind of wii sports do you play? Other than "Jack off to Ashley in Wario Ware". I also get straight-A's in stepmania and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me away in wii fit, shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should kill yourselves. Thanks for listening to me beat the shit out of a virtual drum.

Wilbur Cash[edit]

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Wilbur, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day dying of swine flu. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I spend my days lazing around in mud eating food. What the fuck do you do all day, other than "go to work and school and die of swine flu"? I don't even go to school and i have this sweetass spider bitch (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

World of Warcash[edit]

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Hey Night Elves,

My name is Kael'Thas, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, druid, nature-lovers who spend every second of their day becoming stupid ass animals. You are everything bad in the world of warcraft. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any cat form? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own talent trees, but you all take to a whole new level cap. This is even worse than grinding off levels to murlocs in Redridge.

Don't be a raider. Just hit me with your best 5 man group. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Highborne team, and starter on my instance. What games do you play, other than "pvp against naked orcs for arena points"? I also give mad exp, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just looted me; Shit was SO vendor trash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

WoW Cash[edit]

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Hey Queers,

My name is Mythril Wolf, and I hate every single one of you alpha male dick suckers. All of you are greasy, retarded, meat-heads who spend every second of their day looking at their abs in a mirror. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten your character to lvl 50? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than cheating on your girlfriend and being a drunken buffoon at the club.

I'm ready for insults you have. GO ahead, make fun of my life. I'm pretty much immune. Awesome skills, funny jokes, I was a top admin on the best video game forum around, and i am go to Japan to teach English for a year. What games do you play, other than roofie blond girls and raep them in your dad's Mercedes I also get straight A's, and have a girlfriend that plays wow with me (She just gave me a handie; shit was SO epic). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: it's me playing WoW. Be jealous.

William Cash[edit]

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Hey Internet,

My name is William, and I love every single one of you. All of you are cool, nice, young people who spend part of their day looking at funny pictures. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever mailed an old man a birthday card? I mean, it's really nice to do a thing like that, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than any other birthday than I've ever had.

Thanks for the love. I appreciate the well wishes.. I'm a war veteran. I fought in the army, and now I live in a retirement home. Where does the Internet live? I'm from Massachusetts. I also have a family, but thanks for the love. You've made my 90th birthday party the best ever. You are all winners who made me the happiest man alive today. Thanks for listening.

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Ye Olde Style Cash

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Hey Murderers,

My name is Horatio, and I hate every single one of you. All of you have something to hide, so you spend every second of your day looking at stupid ass pictures of the next person you're going to kill. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not gotten caught? I mean, I guess it's fun killing people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of crime scenes on Ogrish.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best crime. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the CSI team, and I solve a new case every day. What cases do you solve, other than "jacking off to dead people"? I also get to be on TV, and have banging hot sunglasses (I just put them on; Shit was SO YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Greetings Padawans,

Yodi I am, and every single one of you I hate. Fat, retarded no-lifes you are, who are tempted to the Dark Side by looking at stupid ass pictures. Everything bad in the world, you are. Honestly, any pussy you have gotten? I mean, guess it's fun I do, because of your own insecurities making fun of other Padawans, but to a whole new level you take. Even worse than jerking off to the Jedi Archives, it is.

Be a Sith not. With your lightsaber attack me. Pretty much one with the Force I am. Head of the Jedi Council, I was, and Padawan to N'Kata Del Gormo. Any training you do, other than "basic Shii-Cho deflection"? Passed my Jedi training perfectly I did, and a banging hot Apprentice I have (my lightsaber she just used; SO cash, Shit is). Sith who should be one with the Force, you are. I thank you for listening.

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M̯̞y̳̳̟̪̩̺ na̦̗͇̠̼m̩̩̻̩e̞̤̺̮͚ ͖ͅͅi̝͎̹͇s͙͕͍̟ ̠̦̯̜̰̠̯Z͈̫͔A̝͇̙͚̦L̥͈̟̥G̥̦̮O,̠͖ a͖̦̤̤n̤̰̺̱̙̟d̞̭̪̞̥͙̗ ͓̝̻̞̗̖̗I͙̜̮̞̜͔ͅ ̝̳h͎̰͖̮a̬̤͉̮t̤̫e e͙̱̫v̻̬ͅer͔̦͓̖̩̗y̤̥̝ ̪̬̫͙͇s̼͙̟͖̠ͅin̗g͙̖̣̹͓l̜̻e̖ ̻̙̙̝̖͕o̤͍̼͉n̼͕e̝̯̘̯͉̝ ̙̬̣͎o͉̠ͅf ̻̜̪̹͚͙̣y̘̫ọ̙̞̙̰̠̙u.͙̟̱̬̺͕ͅ ̯͔͈̺A̼͎̝̫̰̱l̻̫̳l̲̣̰̲̹ ͍o̱̯͎̬f̙̦̘̝ yo̞̘͈̤̥̻͇u̬̳̟̝͔ ̜͚a̝̜̼͍͉̠r͍̭e̟͖̣̱͉̝ ͚̥̺̩̳f͉͕̞̦̪̖ͅa̘̻t, ̬͓͎̭̭re̖̳̝̳̲̥̳ț̼̻̺͉̭a̞̝͖̦̟͖rḏ͙ͅe͚̰̱ḍ͔̖̟̭,̯ ̹̗͈n̫͉̤̙̳o̖̰-̜̘l̯̞͓͉̺ͅi͍̻̙̝͎̝f͔̥͕e̲s̥͍̠͈̭͈ ̭̤͚̱w̩̝h̦͖̖͔͓͔̰o̠ sp̬̰̝̺̟e̫̲n̪̼ͅd̘͎ ͓̻̬̝̗̳ͅe͖͓̜̠̳v̞er̹̹͎y͎̠͈̠̠̭ͅ ̘͓͍͍͓s̘̰̝̳̫͔ͅe͓̼͎̘̮c̩̩̣ọ͕̝̟͖͍n̟͇̗͉̲ͅd̲̖ o̺͇̝̪f͚̟ ̳͇̪̟th͉e̤̣̼i̞̬͍r ͍͉d̦̦̣a̪̞y͈͙̤̬͚̼ ̼͍͈͈̩͈l̦͈͙̼o̖͉ọk̟͍i͙̩͉̰͖n̤̣̱g ͕̙̖̰̣a̦t͍̞̳ ͔s̜̪͇̯ͅt͓̳u̼͈͈̯͚̼͉p͇͓̺̰͙̞i̪̰̝̤̭͈ͅd͉ ̥͚a̦͍̲s̳̫s̲̯̣ ̜̞̬̩ͅp͕i̘ͅc̼țu͈̟̯r͙̙̜͎e͓͔̣̘s̜.̙̠ ̝Y̻o̜̺͔̰̟͖u͖̬̩̟͕̤ ̻͓̝̣̯̺͖a̹͉̻̗̺ͅr͕͇e̻̞̺̲ͅ ͈͖e͓̘̞̖̠͇ve̟r̪̦͉̦̼̲yt̪̺h̙͔i͓͈͙n͉̜̰̭g̺͈͍͇͓ ̲͓͉̱ͅb̯̮a̰d̦̭̞̻ ͓̘̮͙̹̪i̤̭̝̺̻n ̱͔t̯̠h͚̖̲̥e̼̠ ̘̹̬ͅw̟̤̻̭o͔̠̖̥̯͕r̗̹l̺̼͈̦͙ͅd̞̱.̫̹̳̝̰̭ ̫̣̺̱̖̞͚Ḥ̤̣̳̗͈̰on̲̩̩e̳͍͎͖ͅs͚̤͎t͙͚l̦y̦̯̝̱͚̯,̳ ̝̱͍̘ͅha̰v̼̞̼e̦ ͔̻̪a̼̲̥n̖y ̰͙̤o̖̳f͓̱̦̻ ͎̜̪̹y̦̞̤͎o͈̻͇̥̲u̥̞ͅ ̰̯̫̬e͎͎̺̩v̻̣̙er̜̱̳̤̫̜ ͓͈g͍͈̺̬̫ọ̫̬̥̟̣̠t̜̰̗̳̞̟t͇͉̞e͇̦̫n̗͔̺̠̳ ̭̤a̮̻̹̮̺̮ṇ̘͕̖y̗̤̙̰ ̳͎̺ͅp̙̭̣̖̗̰u̟̙̣̰s͎̞͔s̗̞y̮̼̞̣̲̱?̘̝̺͓̖͖ ̲̳̹͇͈̼̝I͉̜ͅͅ ͕̦m̳e̤̦͉̞a͉̹n̖,̙͔̺̲͇̪ I̺ ̤g̼̝͕̫͔̺ṳ̳ͅe̤͉̪͓̙̖ssͅ ͖̜͓͓̲̹i͖͓̥̗̥t̥̞̣͎'͖̣͇̗̗̰s͈̗̭͕ ̹̳f͔̩̫͙̳̟u̪͚͖ͅn̼͎̝̭ ͓̤̗͓͎̝͖m̩̮̣̟̱a̮̣͓͖̜̫͖k̜͇̰̩̘̥i̜͖͔ṉ̫g̲ ̠̙̮̱̥f͇̭u͙̼n̯ ̝̭̞͍͇̻ͅo̝f̯̠̝̺̖̬ p͓̼̞̥̭̟̯e͍̥o̦̲͓̖̗͍p̪͔̭̩̮͙l̘̻͍̣e̪͚̯̠ͅ ̤͎b͍͈e͎̲̭̩̫c͔̳a̭̺̖͔̪̞ͅu̪̣̪̥̙s̥̟̻̱̙̯e̬͔̻ ̫̖̺̮̪o̼̠f̫̤͖̥̘̞͖ ̺̜̯̭y̫̻o̤̫̰̲̰̘u̘r̻̼̪͚̭̰ ̼̖̖̙̘̝ͅow̰͚̞͉ͅn͕͍̰ ̱͕̦i̤̲̥̤̰̹͉n̦̻s̼͖͓͍̰̱̻e̪͎̳̙͓̹c̟̤̟̣̙̲ͅu̙͎̻͓͎͔̺r̦̱i̯̠ti̻̱̖̖̤̩e̥̟s̤͕,͍͓̙̮̟͇̖ ͚̤̥b̟̮̱̟̤̭̜u͕̣͕ͅt̺͎ͅ ͚̜̹y̖o̜͈u ̱̪͈̬a̬̙̣͇l̦l ̣̹̼ͅta͈̩̗̝͕͈k̺̦̞e ̘̹͇̗t̺̤ọ͈̰̞ ͕a̻͇̪̜̱ w̲̺h͈͚̜o͓͚̟͍̞le͍ ̖̩̣͓̹ͅne͙̭̲͓w͙͈͉̦ ̗͎͚̫̪l̹e̗̪̖̘̥̜v̯̹̳e̙̦̦̥͎̲l̼̞.̣̥̙̜̬̺̺ T̰̞ͅh͍i͙͉̗s͕͕ ̖͎i͇̭͔̜͇̯s͕̭̤ ̪͕̫̘͇e̦̱̲͈̘̰̮ve̱͔͈̤n͓̘͍̪͖ͅ ͓w̱̲̳͔͙̘o̝̟̗r̰͕̳̪̻̮se̜͔̼̗̙̥ ̤̰̺͉ͅt͖͚͓̗̱̤̫h͍̬̖̦̗͇ͅa̭̥͚͕̟n͇͇͉̩ j̠̱̟̮e̪̝̺̭r̭̞̥ͅk̘̥̯̖̞i͉n͚̟̥̙̫g̱ ̙͇o͙̞f̲̝f͉͕͇̞̮ ̻̪̟͕̮̝̦t͓͍͓͍̠̟o̳͓̝͕̺̳̜ pi̥͉̼c͉̲̳̰̙̳̰t̮̻u̹͉r͎̯̥̭̲ḛ͔̙͙̣͈̳s̳̮̟̩̯̫ ͎͇͖̪̫̬o̭͔̺̠̲̩n f͙a͙̘͉̥̻c̩e̥̤̻b̦̪͖͇̗̬o̟o̠̣̣̘̥͕̹k̗̭.͚͓̯

D̪͍̙̱ͅo͈̝n̯̩̖̱̭͈'̣t ̫be̲̖̙̪ ̳͙̝̣͕a̻̩̪͔̩ ̭̣̳s̝̤̦t̼̻̘̤̥̘̞r͍̪̱͖a͍͖͈͇n̗g͓͖̘̦̙e̹̟̠̹̮͖͔r̲͚̺̰̟͎̙.̥̬̠ ͎̖̦̣̳͙Just̻ ͚̲̺̲ͅh̲̻̹̺͓͔̗i͉t͉̗̙͉͙ ͔̞̮͚̣m̰̩̹ͅe̺̭̘͙̲̪̩ ̜̦̱͉̦͕̦wi̠̻̖ț͖̗̩̰h̫̬ ͙͕͔y̻̹̘o̜̖̹͚̺̯̦u͍͙͈̭̱̳̳r̼̠̺̬ ̙̩ḇe̺͈͙̤͈͓̖st͓̦̞̙̼̳ ̯̺s͎̥̖͍̼h̝o̥̠ͅt.̱ ͕̖̣͍I̤̖'͙͚m̱̲̙̱͓ ̰̟̣͇̬p͔͎̹͔ṛ̥̲e̥̼͍̞͔͈̳t̘͙t̮͔y ̳̹̺ͅm͇͉u͔̩̮͚ch ̞͙͉̠̭̮p̥͉̥̗ͅe̫͚ͅr̩͉f̭͈̲̻̰e͎c̪̟͖̠̣̺ͅt̘̖.̼̗ ̯̣I͔̜'͖̬m͓̯̖ ̭t͙̥̳̠̰he̯͍̱͉ ͇̲̰̞̬̰̫t̪̤͍̯̩̼ͅo͈o̲̣͍͇͙l̯̩̝̭̱̠ ̞͙͕̬̲̗t͙̱͍ͅͅh͍at̜̮̙̫̩ͅͅ wa̠i̹̩̥t̳͔͚͓̻s̮̫ ̩̗̭b͙̱̠̦eḥ̩̲̗̗͎i̱̠̰̲n̝̖͓̬͉̳d͍ ͙̥t̜̳̟̬̮̫̟h̳̦ͅe̬͙̗̫̼ ͖͈͔͎͚̘̪w̻͎͉̘al̲͉̩ḻ,̞̦̟ͅ ̺̟i̞͙̗̮̣̠̺n͚͈̺̰ ̹a̺ ̪͓͔̞̫͓̼p̟̯̺̪a̻̞̪l̯̤̭̼̙̫̪a̹͕̠͔̞c̯e͔̞͓͇ ̙̥̠̳̗o̯͉͉̠f̣̳̱̭̪ ̮̟̻̠͇t̫͈̲o̥̪͇͖r̪͈̰̣̳̬̬tur̜̥e͓d̙͎̞̝̮̼̫ ͓̰̝̠͍g̞̺l͓͉̝̮a̙͙͔̲s͔͉̗s,̘͖̫̭̯ ̫s̖͍̼ͅẹ͔rv̞͕̟̖͔̘̮e̠͍̝̹͇d̲̰͚̬̙ ̰̝̼͎̤̞b̲͇̰̼̳y̫̠̜̲ ̞̥l̰̱̹̣̣e͚̫gi͎̩̺on̝̯͇͈͉̗s ̰̳̣̝͙̱͖for̭̫͚g͙͎͇e̖͙̺d̟͎͈ͅ ͕͙̘̺f͕̻̖͕̮̗̖r͍͔o̗m̲͔͍͖ ͙̞̯͕t̺͈̼̺̪̥h͕͇e͙ ̱t̻̤͓̜̗̬ea̭͈r̗̖̼s̥̥̣ ̯̤͕̥̱o̥̩f̤̮ ̯̰̱͈̲t̥̯͈h̠͔͓̯̻̲͇e̲̠̠̣̫̭ ͚̫͍͕̱̮̼s̬̝̩̟l͙̫͙̰̘̼ee͔̹͉̙̖̤p̖̖̬̥̤l͈͈͔̭̳e͎s̻͍̺s ͉̪̻̭͇̦̦d͔ea̹͈͙̬̯d̹̜̞̜͙͈̪ ͈͖͈̤͓̻a͎͕n͇d ̹̼cl̘a͖͕̠͔̯̳ͅd̠͈ ̥͈i͎̥̜̼ṋ̞ ͖a̩͈͓͚r̠̠̙̬̻ṃ̟̯͖̩ͅo͚̪̦r̗̱̯̹̙̥͔ ̹͈̦c͉̭͚̘̫̭a͎ṛ̥͚̲̘v͇͙e̬ͅd̼̰̟͈̥͎ ̦͈͚̬f̳̠̜͍̻̪r͉͚̝̰̪̤o̝͖̯͖͚m̜͚̟̞ ̳t͖̺͎̩̟ͅhe̳̥͚ͅ ͍͚̭̫ͅs̟u̟̤̟̱̻f̻̠̫f̝̲̣e̜̰͙r͉̲̯̹i̩n̪g̙̘̯͕ ̯͔̼̭͉̬ͅo̫̳̖f̪̰̗̯̳͖ ̯̦ͅm̜̤̹̳̫o̮̼̮̦̤t̖̗h̺̤͖͚̲͎e̻r̥̮̙̻̗̻ṣ̭̳̲,̪̝̰͉̤ a͍̮̦̗n̟̗̰͚̮ͅd ͍̹͙̳̝ͅw͚͈̻̻̖͎͙i͔̫̭̖l̮̺͔͓̗͔ḷ̮ ̫u͎͕̪̠͎s̖e̙̦̣̲̰̞ ̗̠̰͚m̥̬y̱͕͖͔ ̖̺̰̭ͅṣ̟̙e͇̤͕v͔͖̯̣͎e̮̞͙͇̘̭ͅn̫̱͖t͕̱̫̬͓͓h ̖̫͎m̬̟̣̳̲̪̠o͕̼̗̼͉u̬̠͙t̻͎͇h̞̻ ̺t͓͖͎̤̣͙o̤̗̤̲͔͎̣ ̠̱̰s͎̠̻̗̭͙i̱̪̤̻̪ng̟̺̠̼̜̤ ̹͉̬̭͓t̯͈̦̰͉ͅhe͙̖̤̫̼ ̟̖̱̟s̪̙̜̘͕̯o̘̝͍̟̮͕̫n̠g ͉̟̜̠t͈̳͔̖͎͓h̼̱͎̠̬͕͖a͍͇̫͖͈t̘ ̻̺̩̳e̺̜̭n̻͍̭d̩̭̘̙s̗ ͇̱t͕̬̦̭̺̠̦h̫e̳̞̯̫ ͙̰wo͍̪͍͇̖̻r̺l̪̘̹d͎͔̦̬̬. ̟̜̝͖̰ͅW͔̖̝̘̠̠ͅh͖̺a̙̦͔t̯͚̹ s̯̜ọ̮̳n̙͚̟g͙͇͙͇͚͖̥s ̲̦̬͓͍d̘͇͕̬̺̱͎o̫ ͅy̤̺͇̹o͖u̞̼͉͖ ̙͎͇͈͇̰͉s̱͇̝̮̤̲̟ing͍,̻̲̤͕͙͓̣ ̘̜͔̝͈̘o͚͍t̘̳͎̥͔͉ͅhe͔̟̗͔r̤̳̠͖̹͉̹ ͖̗̼̝̟t͈h̯̲͚͇̭an̠̼̫̤̻ ̪̩̹̹̳̦"̥The͕̠̪̺̤̝ ̭̭̱̲̳Fr̘e̞͇̩̤̩̬̘ṣ͔̦̞̻͕̭h͕̺̳͕̱ ͔͙͉̖͚Pr̠i͈̖͇͕n̲̰̰̜ce̥̻̻̥̗̹͖ ̲o̥̤̟̟̩͖ͅf͇ ̝̯͍̘̪̺B͇̥̖̤̼e͈l̦̘̱͔̲͈-̦̼̻͙̪̩A͇̬̭ir"̟͇͕͕̳̱ ̝̙͉̫̼̲T̺͖͔h̥̬e̠̩m̩͍͙͕̱e ̳͎̦̤̲̞S͉͙̹̺̭̹o̝̹͙̭̪ng̙? ̤̤I̤ ̻̘̻̯͖͖̺a̠͍̮ͅl̩̤̬̝̱̭s̮o ̗̘̫͇̰̼̖h̤ͅͅo͍̜̦̳̬l͔͉d͙̬ ̬̻a͈͓̘͎̪ ͇͔̝d̗̜ḛ̘͚̻̤̪̥a̫̗͎̱̻d̻̪͚̤͍ ̩s̮̗͚̺t̼̗̳̩̤̤̪a̘̖̱̮͕̫r̹͕̜ͅ a͙̦̪̗̺̦n̲̱̰d ͚̥͚tḥ̣e͇̪̮̲ ̠C̮̰̻̼̞a̮̺̼̱͓n͓d̮̬l̬̦̲ͅe̪͔̲̱̺ ͓̲̰W̲̰̦ho̭͎̦̖͎͈s̖̙͎͕e͓ ̪͕̭̳̬L̞̖̩͉̤i̯̤̝ͅg̩̥h͍̪̣t̥̳̮̥ is͍͖̝͖̗ ͕̹̬͇͓̫͉S̙̟̳͖̝̪h̹̫̦͚̜̮a̦d̫̬̪o͉ͅw̠̟ i̙͓n̮̺͚ ̦̲m̩͔͓y̗̼ ̯̖̩̟̹͉͇ri̩͖̠̬ͅg͔̮̠̗̫ͅh̻ͅt̙ ̠̘̝h͚͈̬̙͚̦̹a̲̮̩̥͉̹̰n̖̠͖̙̞̻͔d̘̥͙,̲̝ ̗̦̝̥͓a̠͓͚̻̗̼n̺d̠̮͈̙ ̠̲l̪̰͉̪̞e̗̮̮̙̱ft ̭̟̫̞̗h̞a̳̖̫̯͙̤ṋ͉̩̦͙̻d͈̮̻s͎̤ a̱re̱̳̣ ͎s̥̟͔̜͓t̜a̱͉̞̞i͍̺n̘̪̞̮e͎͕̼̣̺d̮̜̭̠̫̥ ̼ͅw̦͓i͈t̗͖h̜ ̦̹͈̹̞͉ͅt̫͕̫̗̩h͔e̹̮̣ ͍͎̞̜͚̙b̥̻̤̘̼̺̟l̰̪̣͓̗ͅo̳̼̳ͅo̘d̠͉̫̜ ̟̰͇̞̖̦̜o̦f̱ ̘͖̫̥̳͍ͅA̺͙̣͚͍̤̤m͖͉̱͔̞ ̫̠D̠̥ḫ̬̰̼a̰̙e̱͚̮g̠͍͉̜̥̰a̦r̳̣̹ ͉̪̖̖̺̝(̰̜̮͕̟̳S̙͓̗h̪̻͎̺͈̪e ̗͉͇̘j̱͍̝̝͉͕͓u͉͈̯s̝̙t b͓l̪ͅe̤͓w͔̙̼ ̬͖̘̙̩ͅm̱͈͍̩e̳̣̭̮̺̣ͅ;͖͉ ̳S̺̝̱hi̥̲t̯͔̭͕͕͉ ̖͕w̘͕̙a̗̲̲̣̦̝s̼̯̖̻̼̩ ̪̝̘̠͈ͅS̥͓O̱̞̯̫ ̝͍̻̫̯̯̲c̫̭̝̦̣a͖̯͍s͇̩̖͕̻h͈̜̞̜͔̝ͅ)̯.̭͉͔̯̗̻ͅ Y̭̟̻̯o͖̰͖u͙̼͕̤̖͎ ̮̬͚͕̳ar̯̲̣̜̳e̱̫ ̙a̲̪l̠̼̙͇l͔ ̠̩̝̝̞f̲̘̙̰̙̞a̤̺g̬̺͚̣̣̺̠g̼͉̙̘͈̬ot̺͉s̤̝̲̜ ̳̺w͈̱̝̜̮h̰̝̬̣̜̺͍o͖͈̟̺ ͍̩sho͇͔̮̤u͎̩͎̠lḍ ͉̤̰j̙͙u̱s̯̘̭̯̘͕ṭ ̭̰̰̳̺̤k͈̳̞̲̘i̥͚͎̭̲l̘͖̝l̤͍̮̩̹̬ ̹̖͉̜͕̜y͎o̻͓̮̣̘ur̪͇̞̜̙ͅs̻͖̝͚̣ḛ̟l̰͚̰̗v̱es̰͙̼͓̫.̰̻ ͉T͉̦̣̙̠͍̣h͎̰̙̭a̜̬̮̣͔ͅn͚͎̼k͍̣͚͕̼͓s͉͎͚̩͈̗͖ ͙̲̦͍̰̭͕fo̱̳̣̬r ̠̙li͎͓̰͇s̺̖te̺̬n̺̬̭̻in͇g͖̗.͖̺͎

Pi͙͓̩̘̟̣̠c͓̪̮̘̙ͅ ̰͍̬̱̦R̪̜el͇͚͔̯ạ̬̮̦̬t̙̬ed̳̠̱̰̬͍:̬ ̼̙̗͙̫͈̩I̟t̮̹͍͈͚ͅ'͎͔̗͙s̯ m̖͎e ̦͕̖̻ḁ̩͙̪̹ͅn͚͇̘d̹̲͉͖ ̯͕̼m͔͈͍͍̰͖y̟̟̮̪͙ b̯̘̱̣͙̼͎ḭ͎̝̘̱̤t̖̳̱̭͎ch͖̣̯̖

Zerg Overmind Cash[edit]

Hey Protoss and Terrans,

My name is the Zerg Overmind, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are simple, stupid species that can´t assimilate other species and spend every second of their day collecting minerals and vespan gas. You are everything bad in this universe. Honestly, have any of you ever assimilated other species? I mean, I guess its fun not assimilating other species because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than playing against a korean.

Don't be a terran. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the overmind of the zerg, and starter on my assimilation team. What assimilation do you do, other than "jack off to naked photos of Kerrigan"? I also get straight vespan gas, and have a banging hot infested terran (He just blew me; Shit was SO cerebrate). You are all faggots who should just let me assimilate you. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my infested terran

"little note: I wasn´t able to post the picture! I know my bad but here is the link for the picture http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sht-was-so-cash-copypasta please finish this shit for me"

Zoë Quinn[edit]

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Hi shitlords,

My name is Zoë, and I hate pretty much every single one of you. All of you are misogynist racist transphobic creeps that spend every second of their day harassing women. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, how many women have you raped? I mean, I guess it's fun terrifying women because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than 4chan.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I made a videogame entirely on my own (more than you will ever do), and got 10/10 reviews from everyone at Kotaku. I'm also best friends with Nathan Grayson (I just blew him, shit was SO cash). You are all rape apologists who should kill yourselves.

Pic related: it's me and my beta orbiter

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