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The Sonic News Network (or just Sonic Wiki) is a Wikia based social networking platform designed to provide the best blogging and flame war experience possible for young closeted homosexual Sonicfags across the world. While it parades itself around as a typical fanboy wiki, a look at the recent changes will reveal nothing but comments on blogs about why Sally is totally a better girlfriend for Sonic than Amy. Of course that alone would not warrant a section of this wonderful website to be devoted to them. However, the constant mod drama between the 13 year olds that run the site has proven it to be a true hellhole of the internet, far worse than Uncyclopedia ever could be. The unwritten rules of the SNN goes as far as to discourage legitimate editing; no categories, no templates, no cleanup, just blogs blogs blogs!
As a wiki
Only the best layout for their dedicated users!
Like any pile of crap to come out of the bowels of Wiki, the "information" provided by the SNN includes solid evidence as to why certain character shippings are the "correct" one, as well as in depth descriptions of anything with juicy pixelated tits in the series.
The following is an unaltered conversation taken from Talk:Rouge the Bat, seriously, we can't make this shit up.
When did she do that? I don't think I've seen that episode. Xeno the Hedgehog 20:41, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
Funny, I came to discuss that same thing! I've seen all 3 seasons and don't remember her using profanity. Maybe they're talking about in the Japanese version, because a lot of things were edit out of the English (blood, cursing, ect.) --Sonicrox14 05:02, 3 May 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
- Besides, considering the extensive use of the word "damn" in Shadow's game, I think it's a little late to be pointing out profanity in the franchise. Xeno the Hedgehog 10:08, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Yeah in Sonic X she does say damn in the Japanese version.--Ultimate silver fan 19:48, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
Definately japanese version
And once again on Talk:Knuckles the Echidna
Since when did Knuckles started liking grapes and hating rollercoasters? Can someone tell me?58SlugDrones! I WILL DEVOR YOUR SOULS! 16:42, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
Knuckles Liked grapes since day 1, in the manual for sonic the hedgehog 3 it says "[Knuckles] :he likes fruit, especially grapes." But the rollercoasters i would like to know too......Knuckles'girl191, 11:49,31 december 2010
It says he dislikes rollercosters in Sonic X.220.127.116.11 18:05, February 1, 2011 (UTC)Me
NO SWEARING MEANS NO SWEARING!!!!1111!!1
Ideas on formatting and wiki markup
Nice and clean main page, free of any self-promotion of the site administrators!
An admin deliberately leaves sloppy lists on the top of the page, despite there being a fucking template right there.
|title = ''[[Sonic the Comic]]''
|image = [[File:STC92.jpg|250px]]
|issue = #92
|date = 10 December 1996
|publisher = [[Egmont Fleetway|Egmont Fleetway Ltd]]
|coverartist = [[Carl Flint]]
|price = £1.20
*'''Editor:''' [[Deborah Tate]]
*'''Features Editor:''' Audrey Wong
*'''Designer:''' Gary Knight
*'''Production:''' Sarah Colley
*'''Consultant:''' [[Richard Burton]]
zomg i ♥ my fan character
As if the furry aspies collaborating on such a childish project was not bad enough, they eventually shifted their attention to the user blogs function of Wikia, and began posting top notch artwork, literature, and heated discussion. A quick glance at the recent changes reveals their hard work and dedication towards the wiki.
N 21:29 Blog comment (SilverthehedgehogMan/I found out that Jazwares will be making a Blaze Action Figure) (diff | hist) . . (+63) . . 18.104.22.168 (Talk) (Created page with "ARGH!!!!!!! I'm want Blaze now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")
N 21:25 Blog comment (Sonic 5D's/Who has the cutest eyes?) (diff | hist) . . (+83) . . 22.214.171.124 (Talk) (Created page with "MARIO IS MORE ANNOYING THAN KIRBY!!!!! (sorry i have a strong dislike for Mario) :)")
21:24 Rooftop Run (Sonic Generations) (diff | hist) . . (+273) . . 126.96.36.199 (Talk) (→Trivia: )
N 21:24 Blog comment (Mewkat14/Spritalicous Volume 4:Item Box VS. Item Box) (diff | hist) . . (+30) . . Mewkat14 (Talk | contribs) (Created page with "Yeah with like ideas and such.")
N 21:24 Blog comment (Sonic 5D's/Who has the cutest eyes?) (diff | hist) . . (+46) . . 188.8.131.52 (Talk) (Created page with "I think blaze has cute eyes. BUT SHE IS HOT!!!")
21:23 User blog:Mewkat14/Spritalicous Volume 4:Item Box VS. Item Box (diff | hist) . . (+55) . . Mewkat14 (Talk | contribs) (Blog post created or updated.)
N 21:22 Blog comment (Makotoviva/Why hate Cosmo?) (diff | hist) . . (+73) . . 184.108.40.206 (Talk) (Created page with "Sorry... I HAVE A STRONG DISLIKE FOR CHRIS AND COSMO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :)")
N 21:22 Blog comment (Makotoviva/Sonic; is he really that cool?) (diff | hist) . . (+83) . . Number-1-Pokemon-Fan-Eltario (Talk | contribs) (Created page with "Mario is far from having ADHD :/ Where-as its highly likely Sonic may have it. ")
N 21:20 Blog comment (AmyRose14/Silvaze Discussion) (diff | hist) . . (+17) . . Knowall (Talk | contribs) (Created page with "It's a nice idea.")
N 21:20 Blog comment (Makotoviva/Sonic; is he really that cool?) (diff | hist) . . (+128) . . 220.127.116.11 (Talk) (Created page with "ADHD IS ATTENTION DEFFICITE HYPERACTIVE DISORDER. BUT MARIO HAS A LOT OF ADHD. I MIGHT GET A LOT OF LIKE OF HATES FOR THIS......")
N 21:20 Blog comment (AmyRose14/Silvaze Discussion) (diff | hist) . . (+63) . . Number-1-Pokemon-Fan-Eltario (Talk | contribs) (Created page with "Do you even know how old this blog is? Stop commenting on it :/")
N 21:19 Blog comment (AmyRose14/Silvaze Discussion) (diff | hist) . . (+30) . . 18.104.22.168 (Talk) (Created page with "Sorry about not having a mouth ")
N 21:18 Blog comment (AmyRose14/Silvaze Discussion) (diff | hist) . . (+144) . . 22.214.171.124 (Talk) (Created page with "I LOVE SILVAZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >////< v")
Of course, what kind of fanboy institution would be complete without the obligatory forums where pedos roleplay with 12 year olds hoping to lure them into their rape dungeons, while at the same time bickering about character shippings and writing fanfiction.
More kids lusting over Sonic recolors.
Of course roleplay alone is terrible enough as it is, but the SNN is a place for it to be done exclusively by 13 year old furfag aspies in dire need of something to fap to. For instance, a section dedicated to finding dates for their Mary Sue fan characters.
Not to be confused with actual discussion about the site, the "Site discussion" forum is a place to have on going arguments about the blogs, fanart, etc that plagues the site. It also includes a lengthy discussion about not feeding trolls, which in turn ironically mentions some of the site's notorious trolls as well as "OMG INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS" arguments between the admins. gg.
The SNN once had a xat room where the kids were free to swap phone numbers and other personal information with lurking pedophiles without Wikia staff watching over. That was until a moderator by the name of JaketheHedgehog decided that he should be calling the shots and abused his power to the full extent. Even so, the SNN members were smart enough to encourage trolls and screencap their actions.
—Sonicfag trying to negotiate with a troll
The poster child for a SNN user, Admiral Levithan [sic] is the 15 year old owner of the site from southern Texas. Due to him being an overweight redneck, he is discouraged from most IRL social events and is thereby forced to fill this gap online. His continuous spamming of his Chasethehedgehog like webcomic proves that
he is only interested in the SNN for self-promotional purposes.
One should also note that Levithan has the Amy Rose artwork gallery on his public watchlist, despite the fact that he has not once edited it, leading users to believe he spends his days off a fappin'.
lol b&, yhbt
Userbox made by Jake - how fitting
Because Shadow recolors make you real fuckin' tough
JaketheHedgehog✡ (powerword Jake Engle) is just one more childish stunt away from permanent expulsion from the SNN and all related projects. Much like MONGO, he held administrative powers after sucking countless sysop dicks to get them, only to be stripped down to a regular user after continuous abuse of his mighty e-power over a relatively small wiki. He is open about being a filthy kike in the hebe ridden cesspool of New York, and has a massive Napoleon-complex due to his snobbish ancestry. He once attempted a coup of the wiki, which ultimately lead to his loss of admin powers; however he was successful in taking control of, and ultimately deleting the SNN's xat room.
—Even internet tough guys can be sensitive
Wikia is serious business
The SNN plans to move to their own domain, sonicwiki.org, sometime within the next 1-2 years. Due to the lack of technical knowledge and effort prevalent on the SNN (Levithan claims he doesn't know how to set up MediaWiki despite there being instructions on the damn site), this will take several years/never will happen. However, it does leave behind a juicy whois.
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Last Updated On:23-Dec-2010 03:49:26 UTC
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Sponsoring Registrar:Wild West Domains, Inc. (R120-LROR)
Status:CLIENT DELETE PROHIBITED
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Status:CLIENT TRANSFER PROHIBITED
Status:CLIENT UPDATE PROHIBITED
Registrant Name:Shawn Hall
Registrant Street1:PO Box 1306
Registrant City:Twain Harte
Registrant Postal Code:95383
Registrant Phone Ext.:
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Admin Name:Shawn Hall
Admin Street1:PO Box 1306
Admin City:Twain Harte
Admin Postal Code:95383
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Tech City:Twain Harte
Tech Postal Code:95383
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As with the rest of Wikia (now called FANDOM for some reason), SNN has declined and barely anyone can be found posting any new blogs. Unfortunately, the occasional 13-year-old furfag posts something on the discussions board now and then. Many users have left to other sites, or they grew up (very unlikely, however). The users who are still around try hopelessly to make actual articles and think they are god's gift to the Sonic-fandom.
SNN on this article
Owner Admiral Leviathan cries about ED, also enables the doxing of himself.
4:56 Rainbowroad6w Some idiot put a stupid pic of me on this site:
4:56 Knowall @Rainbow So, did he say anything?
4:56 Rainbowroad6w http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Sonic_News_Network
4:56 SandraThePorcupine Rainbow-I saw ;_;
4:56 Rainbowroad6w I'm getting rid of that pic on my userpage NOW.
4:56 SandraThePorcupine Trolls need to get a life
4:57 CesarTeamHYRO Yeah it was a sheep who add a drawing of my female FC
Trolls want you mad
4:57 Rainbowroad6w Is there anyone who can get rid of it?
4:57 CesarTeamHYRO No one
4:57 Rainbowroad6w -_-
4:57 Knowall @Cesar Meepsheep?
4:58 CesarTeamHYRO Yeah
4:58 Knowall @Rainbow Easy, pls
4:58 Rainbowroad6w I'm sorry.
4:58 Knowall @Cesar IT CAME HERE TODAY!!!
Pianoteen has joined the chat.
4:58 Rainbowroad6w You don't understand how frustrating this is.
4:58 Pianoteen What is?
Bullet Francisco has joined the chat.
4:59 CesarTeamHYRO @Knowall I know
He is just our enemy
4:59 Rainbowroad6w BF, some idiot posted a real pic of me here:
Is there any way anyone can get rid of it?
4:59 Pianoteen Did hyperhearts logoff?
4:59 CesarTeamHYRO No
4:59 Rainbowroad6w I'll be back.
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