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Steve Bannon

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"Employ a PR guy who looks like a meths-addled vagrant? Sure why not!"
   
 
Darkness is good. Dick Cheney. Darth Vader. Satan. That's power. It only helps us when they [liberals] get it wrong. When they're blind to who we are and what we're doing
 

 
 

—Stephen K Bannon, November 2016

Stephen Keith Bannon (born November 27, 1953) is an unwholesome fat greasy slug of a man, who slimed his way up from the bottom to become chief strategist for US President Trump. He was, of course, enabled in this rise to power by The Jew. He may actually be a Jew himself for all we know, but no-one has dared lift his dangling apron of malodorous fat to excavate and examine his micropenis. In any case, he is a tool of the Jew and will therefore be brutally discarded immediately he is no longer useful.

On January 28, 2017, God-Emperor Trump appointed Bannon to the National Security Council, a decision which naturally led still-smarting Hillary voters to conclude that Trump was literally Hitler, as well as being a puppet of Putin, and that Bannon was actually operating as President and Trump was merely his puppet. Which makes perfect sense. See for yourself: #StopPresidentBannon

Bannonation

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On August 18, 2017, President Trump took prompt action to neutralise the Jew serpent that had infiltrated his stronghold of power. Steve Bannon was scooped up from his nesting place behind one of the Oval Office sofas, and thrown out onto Pennsylvania Avenue. A few moments later, several items of suspiciously-clanking luggage were thrown after him, hitting him on the head. Shortly after that, a menorah was drop-kicked a good distance into the street. As news spread throughout the capital, a 37-page fax was received by the White House. Allegations that this was Bannon's unpaid tab for the month at Round Robin are probably true.

Personal life

Divorced three times. No word on the first two divorces, but wife number three accused him of domestic violence (see police report, below). The case was dismissed when she didn't turn up to the court hearing. On the one hand, he denied it and women invent victim-fantasies all the time. On the other, he's a sleazebag and she claims his lawyers threatened her. Make up your own mind.



Business career

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Bannon and one of his 30 pieces of Jew silver

Went into banking with Goldman Sachs . Oozed his pustulent way out of banking and into Hollywood . Worked on the production of Sean Penn's The Indian Runner (Metro-Goldstein-Mayer 1991) and Titus (Fox 1999), which set him up nicely with the money-men of Hollyjude and ensured his gradual path to power was unimpeded.

Interestingly US journalists have so far failed to cover the mystery of why Bannon worked on The Chaos Experiment (AKA The Steam Experiment), a movie which cost $7m to make but was only ever distributed to two local cinemas for a run that lasted just one week in 2009, with total screenings in the low two-figure range. An impartial observer might think that this looks suspiciously as though it may have been a tax evasion scam ✡, with no serious intention of properly distributing a movie or making a profit. But since no reporter has ever bothered to look into this, it may remain a mystery forever.

Jewnalism

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With Jews, write news!


Finally, Bannon's fat sweaty ass landed on a velvet cushion on the throne of Breitbart, a Jew propaganda scheme to scare US Jews into emigrating to Israel. He performed so well in this role that after The Donald's hilarious victory in the 2016 elections, Bannon was tapped to become El Trumpo's chief strategist. Encouraged by his Jew masters, Bannon eagerly got out his ulcerous tongue and prepared for four long years of lucrative rimming.

Testimonials

   
 
I have worked with Stephen K. Bannon, President-elect Donald Trump’s new chief strategist and senior counselor, for nearly six years at Breitbart News. I can say, without hesitation, that Steve is a friend of the Jewish people and a defender of Israel, as well as being a passionate American patriot and a great leader.
 

 
 

   
 
A word or two about my credentials: I am an Orthodox Jew, and I hold a Master of Arts degree in Jewish Studies. My thesis at the Isaac and Jesse Kaplan Centre at the University of Cape Town dealt with the troubled status of Jews in an increasingly anti-Israel, and antisemitic, post-apartheid South Africa. I believe myself to be a qualified judge of what is, and is not, antisemitic.
 

 
 

   
 
It defies logic that a man who was a close friend, confidant, and adviser to the late Andrew Breitbart — a proud Jew — could have any negative feelings towards Jews. As I can testify from years of work together with Steve in close quarters, the opposite is the case: Steve is outraged by antisemitism. If anything, he is overly sensitive about it, and often takes offense on Jews’ behalf.
 

 
 

   
 
Steve cares deeply about the fate of Jewish communities in America and throughout the world, a fact that is reflected in Breitbart News’ daily coverage.
 

 
 



   
 
[U]nder his stewardship, Breitbart has emerged as the leading source for the extreme views of a vocal minority who peddle bigotry and promote hate [...] we are not aware of any anti-Semitic statements from Bannon
 

 
 


   
 
[A review of Bannon's output] confirms Mr. Bannon’s and Breitbart’s friendship and fair-mindedness towards Israel and the Jewish people.
 

 
 



Final score: Five stars

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See Also

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External links

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