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Suey no longer wants to be part of the very movement she created
Scratch that! It took her half a week to backpeddle and befriend Brianna Wu
Suey Park is a feminist and professional hashtagger whose "accomplishments" include , and . She contributes to society by finding things to be outraged about in an attempt to set herself apart from the other hipsters who are living off of Daddy's trust fund.
—Suey Park, On why she's such a man hater
Not being content with being the Asian friend, she created the hashtag NotYourAsianSidekick, to show her outrage, instead of actually talking to her friends about her discomfort like any regular human being.
—Suey Park, On why it's racist to be priviledged, somehow.
Because Stephen Colbert actually had a funny joke it made this retard uncomfortable, as AZNs don't know about jokes. It is not in their yellow culture. So when viewing the internet with her slanty eyes for things to get outraged about, she stumbled upon a joke made by TheColbertReport, a Twitter that is not run by Stephen Colbert himself, and without hesitation she stopped fingering her sideways Asian pussy and went to blame Stephen for the
offensive mildly funny tweet. Of course not realizing that isn't the personal account of Stephen Colbert.
Ching Chong Ding Dong is a character played by Stephen.
Didn't quite work out that way
Instead of Colbert getting canned he was promoted to become the next Late Show host. It is unlikely that he would have gotten this far without the big support of Suey Park and her idiotic fans. So thanks to Suey Park, Colbert is now more popular than ever.
The shitshow known as How I Met Your Mother featured an episode where all the primary characters were dressed as the stereotypical AZN. This of course made Soy Sauce Park very angry. So angry that she vowed never to watch the show again. It is rumored that the network was so devastated over the news, that they invited all of the crew to lunch.
Other Attempts At Getting Popular
Of course this is not the first time she has tried to earn big. Previously she has tried to sabotage the Superb Owl by claiming that the Washington Redskins was offensive to Shit-in-woods and other native Americans. So since that didn't give her, her much craved attention she of course just tried again. And the smart people of you might notice that the previous entry about Stephen Colbert, was Stephen Colbert actually making fun of the Redskins' manager.
Her failed attempts at getting internet famous are:
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- Arthur Chu - She unironically told this fellow gook he needs to learn more about what it's like to be a minority
- Paula Deen
- Duck Dynasty
- Zarna Joshi
- SheWolf - Led a similar campaign against ED
- Social Justice
- Her website
- Domain squatting
- Her instagram
- Her XOJane profile
- Blog on CNN about her boycutt of HIMYM
- The Time Interview
- Bustle Interview
- Suey Park Might’ve Just Passed Gish Jen For Worst Radical Asian Feminist After Getting Annihilated For Trying To Take Down Stephen Colbert
- We Read Salon’s Interview with Suey Park So You Don’t Have To (and So Your Brain Won’t Explode)
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