Sweet Brown

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Sweet Brown (powerword: Kimberly Wilkins) is a croaky voiced Baptist negress with bronchitis and very little time who, following in the proud tradition of other unintentionally hilarious impoverished 'groids living in the projects, went viral on YouTube after she awoke on an April morning in 2012 to find her tenement block on fucking fire.

When television news crews arrived to report on the blaze, Brown was interviewed and instantly captured the imagination of the Internet at large after being heard to say:


   
 
Well, I woke up to go get me a cold pop, then I thought somebody was barbecuing. I said oh lawd Jesus, it's a fire. Then I ran out, I didn't grab no shoes or nothin', Jesus. I ran for my life! And then the smoke got me... I got bronchitis!

Ain't nobody got time for that.
 


 
 

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<center>Cold Poppin' - The Single</center>

<center>Everybody got time for a dental plan</center>

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