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Welcome to the Thizzlehat Junction Center. This is your place to mention news and anything needing adminly attention. You can also use the shortcut TJC.

While you wait for attention, have a look at what needs to be done around here by clicking the shiny blue links below.

Real-time discussion about ED content and/or help from an ED Sysop can be found at #wiki and #ed on IRC. Check your fear, drama and faggotry at the door.

About ED

Fashioned in the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary, Encyclopedia Dramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view parody and satire of drama, memes, e-pals, and other interesting happenings on the Internets. Our goal is to provide comprehensive, reference-style parody, to poke fun at everyone and everything. You can read more about the origin of Encyclopedia Dramatica in our About section.


Before making any contributions, be sure you have read over all of our policies. We will not hesitate to revert any idiotic edits and call you out for your stupidity.

Ways to Help

User Groups

See the User Group Rights page showing the rights of the users of each group. The group you're in dictates what your privileges are on ED.


All are welcome, as long as you read and agree to the General disclaimer. The only real requirement is to create an emailconfirmed account to edit articles. ED doesn't support anonymous editing. (IP addresses)

  • Got a lulzworthy subject you feel needs to be written about? Submit it to the Needed/Proposed page and someone might pick it up. Make sure you check to see if there's already an article about the subject first.
  • Ask questions at the Thizzlehat Junction Center.

  • Write an article. This is the best thing you can do for ED.
  • Check the Bad New Articles portal to see if there's anything that ought to be expanded or cleaned up.
  • Check the list of wanted articles. This is automatically generated when two or more pages contain links to a page that doesn't yet exist.

Front page

  • Add images to articles, or upload better versions of [[wanted images]]. Make sure you give your image a detailed name instead of a bunch of symbols or numbers so search engines can actually find them and link to them easier.
  • Browse though unused images and files and find homes for them. Do not delete or put death notices on duplicate images, use the {{duplicate}} template instead.

  • Categorize articles. We have a list of existing categories and a list of uncategorized articles. To add an article to a category, click that page's edit link and at the bottom of the entry, type [[Category:'''(name of category)''']] and click "Save Page." Use the "Show Preview" button to make sure you typed a category that exists (red links mean you failed). Do not create new categories.
  • Rotate a Portal. Seriously, this would be highly appreciated. The goal is to have each one changed once every two weeks or so. Anyone can do this.

Request editor privileges

If you're interested in helping out further, request editor privs, assuming you've been around for a couple months or have otherwise proved yourself.

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Editors are able to move and edit protected pages. They are expected to help maintain the Main Page. If you're a recently promoted editor and are unsure about something, ask for assistance. Don't be afraid of making mistakes.

  • Check to make sure all the XOTN are set for the Main Page
  • Review NewFiles for content that violates ED Policy. Editors can tag content with {{delete}}.


Administrators have all of the Editor tools, along with the ability to delete pages, edit the user interface, and ræp users. If you have any questions about anything on ED, talk to them. They're here to help you.

  • Also, all of the Editor tasks apply to you as well.

TJC Archives




Police.gif Don't archive this section, simply delete resolved entries.
  • Other staff pls elaborate on this, maybe keep it at the top of the TJC indefinitely. No matter how small the meme or internet event, we need a place to be new user's muse for writing articles. Please add to this list, and the next person who archives the TJC leave this post at the top please. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:51, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Should we marge Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed with the TJC? Maybe we sort out suggestions that aren't crap. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:34, 7 May 2015 (EDT)

  1. - Mark Millar: The Kick-Ass guy. added 23:46, 17 May 2015 (EDT) by JuniusThaddeus
  1. We need need a Mark Miller Mark Millar article in order to balance all this Gamersate stuff out, and the Metal Gear Solid article needs more information on Ground Zeroes and its treatment of Paz. --JuniusThaddeus 23:53, 17 May 2015 (EDT)
  •  ????? What did Mark Miller do? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 03:29, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
    • Sorry, I just realized that his surname is "Millar", not "Miller". Oh, and he makes dumb products. --JuniusThaddeus 07:44, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • lol what a faggot... I guess no one was impressed with his "acting". G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 07:53, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  1. leftypol - It's the 8chan board that's basically /pol/ for communists G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:03, 29 May 2015 (EDT)
  2. RevLeft- Internet's biggest communist circlejerk.Why did noone ever write an article on it?--Boudica 19:02, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  3. Serenity (Comic) - /co/ marathons/storytimes this classic christian comic every Christmas and Easter. The creator of the book has responded to /co/ as well.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:05, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  4. Zoey Tur - Transsexual Twitter-favicon.png Zoeytur threatened so send Twitter-favicon.png benshapiro home in an ambulance on live television (Dr Drew) and later threatened to curb stomp him on twitter for stating his beliefs that Bruce Jenner is a man no matter what he says. Google will give you a lot of information. They even had an outlash at the official ED twitter account if you search both names together. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 00:50, 21 July 2015 (EDT)
I'll start on Viper the Rapper, Serenity aand WIREDCheckmark 2.gif later tonight.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 18:36, 10 July 2015 (EDT)
  1. From May 2014: ASU student assaults man carrying a sign. KYM has a deadpooled entry. yes this is old, but it would be interesting to know more about the people in this video. There's a dubstep remix here: SoundCloud Icon Orange.png zmcd/mark-mark-mark.
-hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 23:06, 16 November 2016 (EST)
  1. White Girls Fuck Dogs - new meme
  2. Wew Lad - meme
  3. Seapunk - cousin to Vaporwave
  4. Eugenia Cooney - neogothic, emo youtuber who may be anorexic, lots of drama surrounding her, Onision, MrRepzion, and It's Black Friday are involved. --Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 01:18, 6 December 2016 (EST)
  5. Bashar al-Assad President of Syria, Putin's butt buddeh.
  6. Sandy Hook Conspiracy Theories - covering notable conspiratards and etc
  7. Heightism - Discrimination (mostly against men) based on shorter than average height, often in the dating market or workplace salaries.
  8. David Duke - Former leader of KKK, notable neonazi, had hand in creation of stormfront, notable infamy
  9. Inauguration of Donald Trump - massive protests, riots and drama, spawning new carl the cucks like Luke Crywalker.
  10. Kellyanne Conway - how is she not a rapidly-growing article already?
  11. Queer Kid Stuff - This is the number one most needed article a the moment.
  12. Ben Fritz - Twitter is tearing this guy a new asshole. He is the guy who wrote the pewdiepie article that lost him his contract for making nazi jokes. Turns out he is a hypocrite (surprize!), Twitter is tearing him a new asshole and trying to get him fired for making mazi jokes himself.
  13. Breath Of The Wild - someone tear the new zelda game a new asshole
  14. Steven Bonnell II aka Destiny. YouTube Favicon.png This faggot is pure ED gold. Pedo. Would-be murder. Has shown his dick. Twitch-streamer. He hits all the hallmarks.

Creep Busters or Creep Catchers

Heard about on

Would articles for them or the men they profile make sense here since they use the internet to phish? Seems like perverted justice 2.0 2006dramatician 03:07, 5 March 2017 (EST)

Any article that can be written in an entertaining way has a place here. May as well mock them all. —  VX  09:43, 5 March 2017 (EST)

Milo Stewart

Milo's changed her name to "Quinby". Should this article be renamed too? SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 17:20, 8 March 2017 (EST)

In general, an article's title should reflect the most widely used name for its subject. In this particular case I do not know which name that would be. —  VX  20:51, 9 March 2017 (EST)
Suggested compromise: Article title = legal name; unofficial aliases redirect to legal name (where they can also be listed for SEO purposes). Sidecar 11:07, 10 March 2017 (EST)

Okay, her name's Natalie so I'll change it to that. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 12:45, 10 March 2017 (EST)

I advise against using the legal name as page title. Comparatively few people are aware of that name at all. The reasons that the most commonly used name for someone is best for a title aren't limited to the technical aspects of SEO, it makes it easier and more intuitive for people to find the article. It's unlikely that people are looking for this person when they search Google (or even ED itself) for "Natalie Stewart." —  VX  00:54, 11 March 2017 (EST)
I agree with VX. Use the name they are most famous for. Like 80% of articles are just nicknames anyway. Make a redirect on the powerword. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 01:40, 11 March 2017 (EST)

Ah shit then, I messed up. Should I change it back? SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 08:10, 11 March 2017 (EST)

Yes. Then you should defeat the high score. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 10:45, 11 March 2017 (EST)

Done. And I'm dissapointed you don't think I've already tried. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 11:03, 11 March 2017 (EST)

Look at these privileged special snowflakes. They think that just because they file a form that says they changed their name, that the rest of the world is supposed to call them the new thing, not their deadname. In reality it's really not that complicated - if you were born in the S-Z line, then you use the S-Z line. Anything else is just dishonesty and wishful thinking. If you were born a Jones, then don't be asking me to call you a Smith just because you decided you like to sleep with a Smith. Who you sleep with is your business, I don't want to know about it... Wnt 12:56, 14 March 2017 (EDT)

wut Sidecar 21:59, 14 March 2017 (EDT)


can any actual editor convince me that IAS templates and the like are not a part of list of chan boards and deserve their own articles for any reason other than trying to advertise on ED? I'm too drunk to take a position myself. Mike the Great (talk) 06:59, 17 March 2017 (EDT)

You are a drunk faggot. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 03:58, 17 March 2017 (EDT)
I was talking about List of imageboards, which I redirected, and IAS which seemed pretty much to be an attempt at a site owner to gather traffic. Mike the Great (talk) 20:01, 17 March 2017 (EDT)
  • Oh yeah then, I don't think it really serves any purpose. I might be wrong though. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 17:19, 17 March 2017 (EDT)
All this IAS stuff always struck me as SSP. —  VX  23:30, 17 March 2017 (EDT)
Soberish now. Some of it's fucking retarded, and all of it's mega cringe-tier "we are anonmoose" horse shit, but crackrabbit worked on it, so I'm not deleting it. Mike the Great (talk) 06:43, 19 March 2017 (EDT)


Instances of in mainspace have been regex swapped by AI. Other namespaces are unaffected. —  VX  08:44, 24 March 2017 (EDT)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the domain's payment didn't register (but was paid), and then the registrar, PRQ, refused to answer the ticket asking wtf's going on for several days. Somewhere in the middle of that I'm sure a gay orgy between Hipcrime, Mantequilla, and VX was involved, but I'm not sure if it's relevant. Mike the Great (talk) 17:06, 24 March 2017 (EDT)
  • Now I'm not sure which is worse, the site being down for 3 days or me missing a gay orgy. (Also this is irrelevant but I got an ED shirt for my birthday!)SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 18:35, 24 March 2017 (EDT)
very relevant. the check we mailed them had lube and associated orgy stains all over it and so it was rejected. further demands for payment were used to wipe the bottom of my meth pipe and were lost. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 21:49, 24 March 2017 (EDT)
Probably lost inside your anus, where it will never be found. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 03:07, 25 March 2017 (EDT)
I think you underestimate how deeply I probe hipcrime's anus. —  VX  04:34, 25 March 2017 (EDT)
Got the .se domain back, setting the redirect up tonight or tomorrow. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 16:55, 26 March 2017 (EDT)
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