When you check your e-mail to find over 100 e-mails worth of mailing list drama, understandably you would be irritated and probably delete every one of them that wasn't from an admin without reading a word of it. Afterward, you would unsubscribe. But wait, you're still getting 200 e-mails worth of mailing list drama. After two more unsuccessful attempts and 40 more e-mails, you would have two options: Get an admin to unsubscribe you, or send out a mail full of butthurt and spam threats to the entire mailing list and earn yourself an ED article in the evening. This lolcow chose the wrong answer.
The Butthurt That Provoked It All
—-Tabris butthurt over a 3 day block
A Little Background
When I first stumbled upon Tabris' email I was only partially amused by his faggotry. It wasn't until other members of the mailing list started utilizing their investigative skills that the true scope of utter fail that is Tabris Macbeth was realized.
Let Me Tell You A Tale
Making shitty edits on ED was apparently not Tabris' first foray into the field of creative writing. He also gets joy and fulfillment out of writing tl;dr fanfics about the Teen Titans. Some of the topics covered in these Ann Rice-esque piles of shit include showering, sex, masturbation, internet porn, and some bitch named Raven. Raven seems to be the focus of most of his works which leads one to wonder if Tabris might have a bit of a crush. Here is a lovely excerpt of the creative genius that is Tabris:
It can be a cold and lonely world out there for those whom have no one significant other to share their lives with. Not surprisingly, Tabris happens to be one of those poor, broken souls listlessly moving about desperate to find someone to fill the emptiness in his heart. Willing to try anything, Tarbis opened himself up an okcupid account in hopes of scoring some internet cooz. However thare is just one small problem; being the gigantic asshat he is, Tabris thought it would be a good idea to include a variety of subjects in his profile which are not conducive to attracting those of the opposite gender. Some of these subjects include stalkers, rape, Oblivion, Encyclopedia Dramatica, his "heart of darkness," having "cat eyes," violent video games, anime, cartoon porn, getting his blood drawn, RPGs, and being anti social. Also, his writing generally comes off as being pretentious, slightly delusional, and possibly megalomaniac. Enjoy all that pussy you're not going to get you arrogant fuck.
- Come get some!
- His IP?
- His Forum
- A Quiz He Wrote
- Another YouTube
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