Talk:Nigger

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Grats on 1,000,000 views.

Fix'd[edit]

The image captions were extraordinarily unimaginative (a 40-something black male?) and lacked explicit language, I will be attending to that issue personally.


TL;DR[edit]

It is nice to see this article back, but I think it is pretty TL;DR. It could be trimmed down some and wikified. Attila the FUN 15:32, 1 May 2011 (UTC)



Deleted[edit]

Some idiot deleted the page. Please ban idiots who delete pages they shouldn't. Thanks.

Feels good to see this page thanks bro Arguecat 04:04, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

Seeing this page made me feel like a heroin addict who finally got a fix after a 4 day drought. Thank you to whoever thought of this. AfroPuffs 17:23, 16 April 2011 (UTC)

I have one of the nigger edits from a few years ago saved. Should I upload it here or just work on this article as it is? 72.129.7.152 01:39, 17 April 2011 (UTC)

Upload it. By the way, There is also this page, There are no black people on the Internet. We should try to combine it.--Nigga 04:11, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

I'll find it later today, I have a bunch of pages saved, some of them with the pictures and everything, but most are cached versions without pictures. The Nigger one was saved before ED went down through so I'll look for it later today. 72.129.7.152 02:10, 17 April 2011 (UTC)
No No no guys we should restore it to the best version in the past. This was by far THE BEST version Way back machine For both content and offensiveness--Herpderp 02:36, 17 April 2011 (UTC)
ZOMG i thought that version was lost forever!! My vote is for that version! AfroPuffs 03:29, 17 April 2011 (UTC)

I came rainbows. --Zæg 21:50, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

Seeing this page again made me happier than the first time I played Robot Unicorn Attack. -Anonreb, April 20th, 2011, 05:20.

If you want to upload an older or newer page, by all means, but for fuck's sake PLEASE DON'T LOSE THE "PUREST SPECIMEN EVER CAPTURED" PHOTO. That is literally the funniest photo I have ever seen. -Wick, April 22nd, 2011, 23:45

On second thought, can we replace the image of that guy with a gif of him that blinks periodically, just to scare readers? Seriously, that pic looks like it could rape someone.Wick 18:31, 17 May 2011 (UTC)

Props[edit]

I give much credit to whoever wrote the "not to be confused with the term Black Person" link. Many lulz were had, and I'm sure much rage was ensued. Reeses 23:58, 19 January 2012 (CET)

I Added the "not to be confused with the term Black Person" link[edit]

Too bad somebody changed it into the "not to be confused with the term Nigger" link. I guess I have to change it back to what it was originally to ensue the lulz stays!

This article still needs more lulzy pics. I think I'll upload some in the near future.

--MegaManSwordMan 18:01, 28 January 2012 (CET)

Butthurt[edit]

When did ed go from funny to majorly butthurt? LRN2COMEDY; THIS SHIT SUX. It looks like a bunch of white editors vomited some 'bad words' on to a webpage. I'm offended by the lack of lulz, not the racial component. "explicit language" isn't lulz, it just makes you look like a bunch of 14 year olds pouring out their social frustration towards black people.  — Preceding comment added by adum (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Says the new guy spouting memes. Protip: this is a wiki. Only fucking idiots complain on a wiki that they don't like the content. Mike the Great (talk) 17:51, 19 April 2012 (EDT)

"Cleaning up" page?[edit]

Been trying to adjust and shorten the page after the "Needs Serious Cleanup" disclaimer, but after much time of doing so, some of my edited work disappeared and returned to its original content? I was just trying to do what was asked. Sorry I'm kinda a n00b since I joined ED barely a month ago... --Psycho Princess 22:05, 4 June 2012 (EDT)

Because I reverted some of them. Clean up, especially on pages like this, usually more entails reorganizing and formatting than removing. {{Template:tl;dr}} is used for "long blocks of boring text." This is one of our most popular pages so the content's doing something right. It just looks messy. Meepsheep's the one who put the clean-up request on the page. Maybe he has an opinion on it all.
On a side note, nothing's wrong with being new. We try to be easy on new people, and hope you'll understand more. Mike the Great (talk) 02:16, 5 June 2012 (EDT)

Okay, I just wanted to ask. It wasn't a big deal, really; I was just wondering. I apologize for everything. Thanx for helping me and saving me yet again, MTG. :) --Psycho Princess 15:59, 5 June 2012 (EDT)

I actually like what you did though ^_^, mike is just right about the need for organization. Sweetiebellegif.gif 16:04, 5 June 2012 (EDT)

Where Can I Find Niggers in the Wild?[edit]

  • I don't like this section. I find it long and with little point to it. The only part that I liked was "For niggers near you, please visit your local Zoo", which would have just as much impact at the end of the intro. -Gray 19:48, 25 June 2012 (EDT)
  • Do something about it then faggot! - Mr Jonzz User:Mr_Jonzz 19:55, 25 June 2012 (EDT)
  • Done. -Gray 13:36, 26 June 2012 (EDT)
  • Have a lollipop... LOLI POP.png - Mr Jonzz User:Mr_Jonzz 13:50, 26 June 2012 (EDT)

Black man don't care[edit]

Black man on PCP fucks up convenience store Can anyone embed this on ED? JohnathanNiggers 04:10, 4 September 2012 (EDT)

Ban Me Please :D[edit]

The title speaks for itself.

Racism[edit]

I have made a few changes to the page as I thought it could be construed by some as being slightly racist. U131050 09:49, 11 February 2013 (EST)

Nigga, yo changes can be reverted with just one click of a button. I ain't findin no hate on dis site, tis just what we are nigga. ••General Niggerson Page me. 09:54, 11 February 2013 (EST)
That may well be, but anyone who thinks this page is a parody doesn't know what a parody is. U131050 19:13, 11 February 2013 (EST)
Nigga bruh, this is a parody, ya gotta learn how to enjoy it man. There ain't no hate in this room. This just fun facts. ••General Niggerson Page me. 19:19, 11 February 2013 (EST)

Hey can anyone help me edit "Afrocentric" I think it has great potential to disprove retarded niggers who think they were shit in the past and be funny at the same time. Whoever will do that, please Look up ASuperEgyptian on Youtube and watch a few vids to get educated on the subject. — Preceding comment added by Fuckniggers123 (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Mr. Popo[edit]

is the niggest!--Quattro 15:55, 2 August 2015 (EDT)

http://redpill.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=the_niggerest  —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 01:16, 23 October 2015 (EDT)

Improvement[edit]

Needs an infobox: example  —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 00:38, 23 October 2015 (EDT)

Good Job[edit]

SealED.png HEY THERE!
Hey, Nigger! I saw what you did with Nigger.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

This is the best fucking article I've ever read. 10/10 AlGore 01:50, 21 May 2016 (EDT)

Super edgy[edit]

wow this is one heck of a cool controversial article

I was expecting something a little more... I don't know, funny. "HA HA, NIGGERS" is all that you fucking middle school faglords could come up with? This entire site's definition of humor is stuck in 2011 with rage comics

--Memewheelerandealer 16:52, 6 June 2016 (EDT)

Kill yourself. ~ Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 13:23, 21 September 2016 (EDT)

the new changes[edit]

aren't very funny imo: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Nigger&diff=cur&oldid=916576 -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 13:18, 23 July 2016 (EDT)

MISSING IMAGES[edit]

File:Niggers_lose.gif

File:Niggers_lined_up_to_fuck_a_white_women.jpg

Channeled Information[edit]

Cassiopaea Session 16 November 1994

Q: (L) Why have black people, in general, for most of recorded history, been living in such primitive conditions with such primitive mind set?

A: Isolation from modern interaction.

Q: (L) Why is this?

A: Karma. Punishment for past society which was cruel master hierarchical.

Cassiopaea Session 19 July 1995

A: Also, please be aware of the fact that once the soul leaves the confines of the physical body, the illusion of time passage is no longer apparent even when the soul remains on the third density plane. Therefore, it appears to that soul that no time whatsoever has passed. And, we mention this merely for you to contemplate all of the various meanings behind this.

Q: (L) Okay. Now, earlier we had a discussion about crime, the involvement in crime of black people versus white people, and, looking at the numbers, it seems that there is an inordinate number of black people involved in crime or criminal activities, or negatively oriented behavior than white people; the figures are really outstanding: blacks are eight times more likely to commit crimes than whites. And many of the explanations that are used, such as poverty or discrimination do not seem to account for this disparity, considering the poverty and discrimination exhibited toward many other ethnic groups with no such relationship. Is there something significant in this fact, and is there some reason why this condition exists?

A: Perhaps you should try one question at a time.

Q: (L) Why do blacks commit more crimes than whites?

A: That is too broad spectrum a concept to be answered simply. Please try to break down the question into several parts so that the answers can adequately explain.

Q: (L) Can you suggest a way for me to break it down; it is a difficult subject?

A: Normally this is not the procedure, however, one suggestion may be, for example, to ask, first of all, what is it that causes individuals to commit crimes; secondly, is there any connection between one's race and national origin or physical state of being and one's proclivity to commit crimes, etc. In other words, this is a broad spectrum subject. In order for it to be answered adequately, it must be broken down into many consecutive questions.

Q: (L) What is it that causes individuals to commit crimes?

A: Well, now you see, that too, has many answers. We will choose one and then let you contemplate. One answer is, of course, as we mentioned previously, the alteration of blood, body and brain chemistry through the use of ultra- high frequency sound waves. Of course, as you can well imagine, one effect that this may have would be what you would refer to as anti-social behavior. Do you not see this?

Q: (L) I do. Okay, is there anything about a person of a particular race or body type which makes them more susceptible to this manipulation than another race or person?

A: Well now, that brings into question the physical differences between races, including the obvious body chemistry differences, a subject that has not been adequately explored on the third density level of existence. For example, it is very obvious the different "races" as it is called, are human beings that have different chemical make-up in their bodies. Would you not say this?

Q: (L) I would say that might be probable.

A: Now, if one takes this one step further, perhaps if one race has a brain chemistry make-up or blood chemistry make-up that can alter the emotions in such a way so as to commit what is called anti-social behavior, at least in social environment to which you are accustomed, then this, perhaps, would explain why there may be a higher percentage of crimes committed by persons of a particular race as opposed to persons of a different particular race.

Q: (L) Are there any specific chemicals that we could isolate or name that would be involved with this condition?

A: Tumoxifene.

Q: (L) And, what is that?

A: A hormone secreted by the pituitary gland. You'll find this particular hormone to be in high concentrations in persons of what is referred to as the Negro race.

Q: (L) And why does this hormone make a person susceptible to these ultra-high frequency sound waves, so that they exhibit anti-social behavior?

A: That's actually a question that skips over some necessary ingredients, however the best way to answer that is that when this hormone is in high abundance, then one's aggressive nature is heightened, since it already exists in higher levels within individuals of the Negro race, it does not require much alteration to increase it to what would be referred to as the danger level. Therefore, aggressive or anti-social behavior can be more easily facilitated in those of the Negro race, and those of other races.

Q: (L) Is it possible, or does it happen, that people of the other races, white, Hispanic, or oriental, to have individuals born into those races, who, by some fluke, have higher levels of this hormone?

A: Are you asking: "Do some individuals of other races besides the Negro race have high levels of that hormone?" Well, obviously each individual situation is different. It is averages that make up the important composition.

Q: (L) So, this is what we could call, in a general sense, the "Crime Hormone?"

A: It is certainly one of them, anyway. Although, aggressive behavior does not necessarily translate into criminal behavior.

Q: (L) True. What is it in the blacks that tends to make aggressive behavior translate into crime?

A: That question is not answerable when put in that way. Please reverse and ask a more basic foundational question.

Kryon Q&A 4th Quarter 2003

QUESTION: I’m a black woman who enjoys your teachings tremendously. It seems that there aren’t a lot of black people involved in these discussions. Is this true, and is there a reason for this? Is it cultural? Or am I wrong in this assumption?

ANSWER: Dear one, yes. If you’re speaking about black Americans, you’re right. It’s cultural. There are two basic reasons you won’t find many blacks in metaphysics in your culture: The first one is that in your land, your race is a minority with a history of oppression. This has created a very strong spiritual support base. Almost from birth, most of you have been exposed to very high church and spiritual support and a feeling of belonging and sticking together. There are few groups that have this kind of support and prayer base. So spiritually, you don’t look around much for answers other than what you have already learned about the love of God. This works for you and is honored.

The second reason is perhaps politically incorrect in your culture to speak of, but Kryon is not of your culture. Many of you are in survival mode due to sustained second-class citizenship you experience from birth. This causes despair, poverty, and a shift to crime among many due to despondency over life and a need to survive in a system that does not honor you. When a Human is consumed with survival in a difficult environment, they don’t have time or a desire for introspection or a search to better themselves spiritually. All their time is spent spinning within the challenges they have, many of which they assume to be their plight, many of which they have created themselves.

The sadness here is that if they did look within, they would find the tools to co-create a life outside of survival, and start processes that honors their endeavors and their lives. Blessed are those with life challenges, as so many of the minorities have, but who have decided to increase their spiritual knowledge as a solution, instead of trying to force-manipulate the reality of the cultural situation.

Weeded pix[edit]

A typical specimen

Boring, added nothing. Sidecar (talk) 12:46, 12 January 2018 (EST)