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The overwhelming happiness of seeing this article back up again<3

3,000,000+ views. Good job.

Offended

Daghead, the answer of your question is so that they see the cute images..... then to break to pattern, it throws shock images at them, for example awwwww it lime cat..... OH SHIT Ares 13:06, 3 may 2011

If the goal is to be offensive, why would it instruct to scroll slowly? A typical internet dweller would only see half of the first shock image before leaving. If instructed to scroll quickly, a bunch of horrible photos would flash on their screen before they managed to exit. Though I would understand the desire to be somewhat merciful, and instead keep the page mostly just for those who actually enjoy this shit.--Daghead 01:20, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Needs moar pooper 00:35, 17 April 2011 (UTC)

It's so wonderful having ED's most notorious page back. Ed just wasn't the same without it :3 Unlucky Kitty April 18, 2011 3:12 a.m.

Where is the other old pics??? --Frosty2204 02:10, 18 April 2011 (UTC)

Needs moar Blue Waffle Valandil

Thak you for bringing it back... Every race and religion is equal? That was offensive for even TRYING to put on before. It also needs more creepypasta... just saying. nthckr

Add moar lulz to dis. Full of win. And if your only putting four cute images, eg limecat, cute animals for the next three, and then start throwing shock images of goatse,tubgirl, and more fucked up shit, you'll need more shock images like the .com version of this website had. I loved looking at this page and the best part is the worsest picture ever image. A couple of links were broken so that should be fixed. Good parts about dis page is that this page is likely to shock some people, but not most. The best thing for someone to do is to add more shock images and repeat the images of goatse,lemonparty, and so forth.I would also recommend that Guro be added to shock the user. The more shock images, the more likely you'll be successful at winning. Be a winrar, add moar shock images. Limexialia

Could somebody add this image? I think it's pretty well suited to the Offended page. Aphex123 01:21, 10 November 2011 (CET)


Also, someone could look up for such kind of pics. Dandranella 20:50, 14 June 2013 (EDT)

New and improved!

Yeah, as awesome as Offended was, it was way too repetitive. Now that there are new pix, I am filled with joy! TorchicBlaziken 06:15, 18 April 2011 (UTC)

The icing on the cake

If I remember the last picture was usually a picture of the US president to show some sort of pun. Why has that been removed/not added? Tetrahegan 16:12, 20 April 2011 (UTC)

end pics

I thought there were some pictures of Bush and Black Jesus at the end --ThePooThatTookaPee 05:24, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

Come on now that's just sick. DoNotWant 05:26, 21 April 2011 (UTC)
Yeah but ED was always about sick, offensive stuff. Take that out and we are just Ohinternet with vulgar words. And none of use want that. Tetrahegan 06:44, 21 April 2011 (UTC)


No, this SUCKS!!!! The jap girls should be at the end due to their lack of size DD tits.Hitmonchan 01:57, 25 April 2011 (UTC)
^This... Fucking lul. Tetrahegan 05:02, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Too many pleasant pics at the beginning

I remember the original offended had only two pleasant pics at the beginning: the lime cat and the dear/bunny pic. Before Old ED's death a third had been added, though I forget what it was. I feel the article can make do with two/three pics before the turnaround instead of what is now a total of seven. Depravo 01:30, 8 May 2011 (UTC).

Well SysOps must have a good reason for that, anyway you should be happy that a least the page is back. XLulzX
Of course I'm happy about that. This page is perhaps the greatest troll page on the tubes. Depravo 20:14, 23 May 2011 (UTC)
There is not reason. Tell me how to fix it and I will. --zaiger (talk) 13:21, 4 June 2011 (UTC)
Just gotta regulate the pleasant ones. Keep it to a minimum. It is funny when you finally get to the goods but the fucking countdown is now 11 pleasant pics and thats just boring and useless. Keep the limit at five with Limecat.jpg, Benigntrollpic.jpg, 67042633_kitten.jpg, 14ba421df3589b.jpg, and Alodia.jpg. I personally would be pleased to see the count be either three or four, but I know other EDiots now think differently. As for the remaining ones I say just delete them, for They're doing nothing else but sitting in Agnostic3000 page anyway and are just useless wastes of space and bandwidth otherwise. -- Depravo 00:47, 5 June 2011 (UTC)

Get me out of here!

How about returning that button to the page? --MilanorTSW 13:16, 4 June 2011 (UTC)

What did it link to? --zaiger (talk) 13:21, 4 June 2011 (UTC)
I'm not exactly sure, but I believe that it led to a Last Measure mirror. Maybe encyclopediadramatica.on.nimp.org? --JuniusThaddeus 13:24, 4 June 2011 (UTC)
Used to spawn around 100 windows with beautiful pictures using JavaScript. --MilanorTSW 13:29, 4 June 2011 (UTC)
lol ok, We can have it link to Kittens since last measure doesn't work anymore. --zaiger (talk) 13:32, 4 June 2011 (UTC)
there must be something better than Kittens. I mean, all those images were already displayed in the article. Why not try [niggers.on.nimp.org]? I just tested it, works like a charm. Although Firefox 4, as well as Chrome, plaster warnings all over it. It's still better than kittens. Not to mention that anyone who would be legitimately offended by Kittens wouldn't make it to that button in the first place.G'orzak 05:12, 4 July 2011 (UTC)

If you click on Last Measure and you managed to activate it, you're fucking retarded.--Echelon 22:23, 27 October 2011 (CEST)

Too many cute images

I think there are too many cute images, it doesn't add any tension, just makes the un-expecting reader get bored. I think there should be no more than 2-4 cute images on the page before it gets to the pain series. - Another n00b 19:56, 11 June 2011 (UTC)
I agree, too many images that are sfw seems too much it should be a small lure then obviously the trap will have to come into play. Like fishing lure the fish with bait and the catch it off guard. Tetrahegan 23:06, 11 June 2011 (UTC)
I also agree with the above.AND there's so much useless pictures down below as well.This article needs a clean-up.--ThePooThatTookaPee 19:40, 18 June 2011 (UTC)
Much better now. Let us make sure it stays left that way. Depravo 03:07, 24 June 2011 (UTC)
My doggy stays though. Explodingpiglets 03:23, 4 July 2011 (UTC)

Some images missing

Images Offended69.jpg to Offended72.jpg are not working, can those be deleted or just left there for some fixing? -- XLulzX

Well we have the Offended70.jpg picture that's not working. If we took some of those other pictures from ED and add them in that would disgust the person instead of making the victim masturbate, it would be a good idea to search some up from ED and look for one that would guarantee to scare the shit out of the victim.  — Preceding comment added by Limexialia (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Inadequate pics

WTF, Am I supposed to be offended by a pic of a moldy slice of bread? Or some caterpillars? Or even a giant turd? C'mon, guize...--Chzoronzon 02:40, 5 September 2011 (CEST)

It kinda makes sense to me: we have to be sure to push everyone's button. Someone who might not be turned off by vore might squick when they see a spider or moldy bread or vanilla ghey cocksucking. --ElGore 14:02, 25 December 2015 (EST)

Interesting fact

I have scrolled slowly through this multiple times without blinking. Who else can do the same? - Another n00b 21:12, 11 October 2011 (CEST)

I still can't take the pain jpegs >.< ~Oblique 05:09, 30 October 2011 (CET)

Boners

Was I the only one that got a boner from this?  — Preceding comment added by CocaineCola (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

It's been 3 years

3 long years since I first viewed this glorious article. I came in as a boy, but left... a netizen. ~RTDice 6:03 PM Dec. 14 2011 (ET)

Here's An Excellent Source Grotesque Shock Images for the Offended Page!!

http://ichan.org/sk/

^^^Some of the images on that link would be GREAT for the Offended page since most of them I haven't seen on this page yet. I hope that link helps you guys. Peace out and have a nice day.

--MegaManSwordMan 03:45, 31 January 2012 (CET)

Panelling

You're some sick fucked-up sickheads, you know that?--Atlas 16:36, 15 March 2012 (EDT)

lol -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 17:09, 15 March 2012 (EDT)
Stay with us for a week and you'll be just the same. I dare you. --Gseed 17:56, 15 March 2012 (EDT)
actually, it looks like he already is. :D -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 22:04, 15 March 2012 (EDT)
That link doesn't work, you faggot.--Atlas 22:13, 30 March 2012 (EDT)

LOL

I enjoy the page n all, but can someone plz upload moar offending images? Cuz offended is getting old after looking at the same shit over 9000 times. KTHX ~~ Bystandah2012

An idea

Since it begins with cute animals and stuff, why not use pics of animal torture like this one between the said cute animals and tubgirl/goatse one? Hitmonchæn 12:50, 17 November 2012 (EST) Oink oink.gif

Good idea | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 12:53, 17 November 2012 (EST)

Oooh oooh add some of the pics with the chinese woman stomping cats.Hitmonchæn 13:56, 17 November 2012 (EST)

Links? | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 14:20, 17 November 2012 (EST)
gifs are a horrible format and you should feel bad Mike the Great (talk) 15:41, 17 November 2012 (EDT)
Imo the beginning of the page (cute animals and then Pain Series) should be left alone. Don't see a reason why not put those somewhere after said beginning though. --Gseed 17:16, 17 November 2012 (EST)
That gif was already there...¯\(ಥಿ೪ಥ)/¯ PLZ RÆP MAH FACE 13:05, 18 November 2012 (EST)

Lollin hard

Changed since I was last here. Love it.--Drunkenlazybastard 04:33, 7 April 2013 (EDT)

Needs more dead babies

I was browsing the page on dead babies, and I thought to myself, "Hey, last time I checked, Offended didn't have hardly any of these lovely photos!"

I think we need some moar dead baby pics. Right now, there's just the Harlequin Fetus and that weird tomato-blood-eyeball thing, no bloody fetuses or babies with burns/slices in their heads.

If nobody else wants to, I'll just whip some of the current images into a collage and put it somewhere in the page, perhaps between the last collage and the raped, burned, mutilated lady?

Or, if someone thinks of a place to put it to maximize the shock value, I'm open to suggestions. Sandwitch 03:35, 30 April 2013 (EDT)

Offended44.jpg

Signed up to edit this page but found it was locked. Whatever your views on gays are I don't think a vanilla gay porn image deserves a place in this article. Offended44.jpg should be removed. Dogsmells 17:11, 26 May 2013 (EDT)

Niggercocks

Thx 4 da fap material I rly enjoy it :) FapToJesus 11:53, 26 September 2013 (EDT)

New shit

I think the page needs moar pictures that aren't just a bunch of dead babies/people. The page should have moar weird shit like blue waffles, people eating shit, genital deformities, etc. The bloody pictures don't seem graphic enough. Also I think the offended page needs moar .gifs.

Uhh...

I'm... kinda surprised by the amount of rather disgusting content here... - Sligneris 12:18, 14 August 2014 (EDT)

What did you expect? Pretty roses and cute pokemanz pics? -GeneralFaggoteer 12:23, 14 August 2014 (EDT)
To be honest, I'd be better off with this kind of thing just not existing at all. Really, the very fact that there are humans who think making photos like these and publishing them is a good idea disgusts me.. - Sligneris 12:32, 14 August 2014 (EDT)
Lol shut up twat, this is routine gore and scat + subtle comedic elements. The same images can be found on thousands of different websites all accessible through google. Nobody forced you to look at them. Uberfukken 12:58, 14 August 2014 (EDT)

I have an image that is just perfect for the Offended page

Since this page is locked, I can't put it in myself, but here it is:
Man drinks and injects toilet water.gif MrGoatse 01:03, 18 December 2014 (EST)

No, understand the difference between appearance and actuality. For example prank videos of public urniation or masturbation: the guys are really just using a water bottle or shake weight, respectivly. Same goes for this GIF; he could have switched cups. This image set should added instead:
File:Ewww1.jpg (use the navigation)
Oh wait, maybe he is actually just injecting peanut butter into his dickhole :(...  —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 02:10, 26 November 2015 (EST)

14-year-old is Offended

File:Offended-crybaby.png  —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 02:10, 26 November 2015 (EST)

Mærry Xhrismas!

This is Original content. My medical buddy sent me these with the following information:

"She was dripping some pus from the gearbox if you know what I mean, but was systemically quite sick; she had necrotizing fasciitis (flesh eating bacterial infection, as Google would call it) and of course HIV. This is what she looked like after a few hours in the OR. The debridement started at the perineum, but then you start cutting away under the skin… The infection spreads along the fascia (layers of connective tissue under the fat surrounding the muscles). That thick layer of fat (and actually also the skin above it) is rotten and infected and has to go! Naturally also all the complications of sepsis; so in the ICU on a ventilator and adrenalin etc. It's not just a single bad-ass bacterium: it's polymicrobial. The etiology is therefore more host-related; in this case HIV with a low CD4 count…

She will live: whether this is good or bad, you can judge. She will need skin transplants; will need to go to [hospital redacted] for plastic surgery after the sepsis is past. Will be a long road to recovery, a few years."

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Aids + Flesh-eating bacteria + surgical debridement = moar lulz
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Even moar!

Mary Xmas, faggets! --ElGore 13:46, 25 December 2015 (EST)

Potential images to use

Good suggestions, Spodershibe. I have added all of these pics into the page, except for File:Manstick.jpg - because that pic is already on the page (as File:Flagincharredcorpse.jpg). Also, that collage pic you uploaded was put near the top of the page, with the Pain Series stuff - fits nicely there. --Morris 10:07, 2 November 2016 (EDT)

What A Stupid Mess

I just... yeesh...

This is the original file name, but someone uploaded the wrong sized version...

Main.scat.jpg

Then someone uploaded the actual original version, but then gave it a different name...

Main.jpg

...and now both of them are... all over the fuckin place. In fact at present both versions are in the offended article.

And this is just one like this, there's a whole bunch more but I don't feel like sorting this nastiness so I'm just gonna point it out here and someone else can deal with it if they want. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 18:03, 29 October 2017 (EDT)


This (now orphaned image) used to be apart of the Offended page... https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/File:Nice_sick_stuff.JPG

Another orphaned image that used to be apart of the Offended page... https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/File:Zgylolwut.jpg

...and I think I'm done for now. I can only stand to look through this part of the archive for so long.

--Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 18:13, 29 October 2017 (EDT)

Oh Fuck What Was I Thinking

Why, WHY did I start looking through this archive?!

I don't know if a smaller version of this is already in it... I don't care... I am seriously tha'fuck not going to check...

Baby-soup.jpg

I'm going to go throw up now. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 18:49, 29 October 2017 (EDT)