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Tehbigtoaster (t.o.4.s.t.r#marijuana8) is a textbook example of trying too hard. Toaster has been making shitstains on YouTube since the middle of the ANON Vs PAUL FETCH WAR. He's basically what you get when you you take a random attention seeking newfag and give them a webcam. He's wholly symbolic of the new wave of desperate, cancerous and misguided 13 year old boys flooding our tubes in 08 whom repeatedly clown themselves trying to be successful namefags. His "trolling" (the term is used loosely) equates to a toddler spraying diarrhea all over the living room floor and then acting proud because he partly hit the potty; and since he's a self-admitted infantophile, that image probably turns him on. He's also a big fan of Paul Fetch, despite the fact that even Fetch has stated publicly that thinks he is a complete retard. Oh the irony.
—Big Toaser on "wut/wat" debate
—Toaster - Not realising noone supports him
—Toaster's response to an ED user
Is his sexuality real or trolling?
When Toaster was asked what was his lowest range of sexual attraction, he said, "between the age of 0 and 1." Now normally Ed would have some kind of witty comment following this quote, but nothing can measure up to this disturbing fact.
—Toaster as User:Kimmoalmisafaggot
Toaster originally claimed he was openly a pedophile, but was only into little girls and not boys. He for some reason considered being gay was so very very wrong, but being a child molester was awww right. Eventually Toaster came out of the closest and said he was exclusively a little boy lover, though he didn't technically say it. Oh no... What happened instead was Tinychan regularly gets this user called To4str who just by some strange coincidence happens to have a matching IP to Toaster that uploads a lot of images that you'd rather not hear described. It goes on until eventually Tinychan shuts itself down so its owner can SSH into the server and manually delete (Due to its software sucking) these certain unmentionable boy images.
—May 7 2010, 
—May 7 2010, 
—May 7 2010, 
—May 7 2010, 
A Retard is Born
In the midst of Anons war against Paul Fetch, a new brand of faggotry was born. BodyXPolitic & Tehbigtoaster bought into Paul Fetch's propaganda. Being the newfags they are they began spewing videos claiming support of Paul Fetch...only to find that no one cared but them. Recently he engaged in the struggle to make "Boxxy" Queen of /b/. After "Boxxyakamoldybread" made multiple remix videos making fun of him, TehBigToaster deleted his videos and filed DMCA claims against Boxxyakamoldybread, under the name "Hugh Ivarsson."
The plan to attack Garrick on the 11th of July
Sometime in 2009, Toaster decided to launch an attack on Garrick. He claimed that ED was a "hate site" made by "trolls" who used it to "slander" him and it was also full of lies. He along with BodyXPolitic started the Anti Troll Movement. Toaster than began to start e fights with fellow troll and ginger baby Darksidered992. Toaster apparently has been e stalking Red and gaining his personal information than adding them to doxbox.org. Garrick than was called at his house by Toaster who ordered him several pizzas. Garrick replied back by saying, "That he wasn't trolled and he was actually trolling Toaster who in fact got trolled."
Toaster's attack on EDs IRC
- On July 31 2009, TehBigToaster decided to cry moar over this article and demand, under threat of lawlsuit, the removal of said article.
- So, he decided to not only pick a sysop, but the OWNER of this site to bitch incomprehensibly at.
- Being the total fucking moron he is, he totaly missed the mark and bitched at a regular user on ED's IRC, however as the user was the admin of bokuchan at least he got SOME admin to bitch at instead of the whore that used to run ED.
- Full copy+paste of the chat may be read here.
Toaster, AnonTalk, and Tinychan - The Story
When Anothertalk.org was originally started by its self-named "sane pedophile" owner KawaiiNeko-tan, that owner liked to constantly complain about some unknown faggot called TehBigToaster. When the original Anothertalk.org shut down and dropped its cancerous userbase into Tinychan, Toaster then moved along with them to Tinychan, but he became a namefag.
To4str is bipolar and regularly jumps back and forth between hating Kimmo Alm and loving Kimmo Alm. Most of the secret AnonTalk moderator tool screenshots have all been from him and he'll regularly work against Kimmo in every way possible. Then he'll shift on a bipolar swing to suddenly be in love with Kimmo, defending AnonTalk to the death and then claiming that he was the one who sent DMCAs to all anti-AnonTalk YouTube videos in the name of Jan Martin rather than Kimmo.
Last Thursday, Kimmo Alm decided that To4str was too old and that his anus was all used up, and made the decision to revoke Toaster's wiseguy privileges. Right away, he went straight over to Tinychan and BAAAAWWWWED about it, which was met little sympathy and lots of trolling. Toaster continues to fag up the internets around Tinychan, Minichan and AnonTalk, which kind of makes him like the biggest faggot at the gay bar.
Since 2008, he has claimed that he is making his own, superior BBS that will recieve far more traffic than AnonTalk and Tinychan combined. In fall of 2009, to4str uploaded his abomination in response to Kawaii's release of the AnotherTalk source code, but the site received no attention whatsoever until after Tinychan moved to 4chan's servers. He spammed links all over Tinychan to his site, and it gained notoriety. He stated in an interview that he doesn't know shit about coding, so he hired some pakis to make him a buggy, piece of shit BBS, which he advertised as a haven from this:
—Toaster on http://anonbbs.com/topic/186
This horrible site can be found at AnonBBS.com. Since the Tinychan hack, he has upgraded to some decent software that allows for image posting and namefagging and of course, Toaster moderates his forum just as harshly as Jan. Though in his defense, he doesn't moderate it exactly like Jan. He moderates it like Kimmo. Yeah, okay, that's worse. Toaster's BBS also has become a haven for all those disturbing topics that AnonTalk was known for. Make sure to make a thread about how shitty his site is and what a giant faggot he is.
Like Kimmo, Toaster is a pathological liar. However, Toaster is far more mentally unstable, which is quite a feat indeed. Although Toaster runs forum software on a website he doesn't have any intention of actually running a forum, but he just wants a place where he can be sadistic to anyone who tries to post, taking joy in deleting all posts people put effort into and leaving the shitposts alone.. Toaster fills his forum with samefag threads discussing how AnonBBS is the most free speech site and Toaster is always such a fair moderator. These threads are vigorously moderated 24 hours a day nonstop by Toaster who deletes and bans anyone who points out the truth.
Just recently, a disgraced TehBigToaster quit Tinychan completely, citing "suffocating censorship and biased moderators." This suffocating censorship, in reality, was the repeated banning of Toaster for posting CP. Every time he's banned, which is at least once a day, he would then promise to never return to Tinychan again and then he'd stay up till 5am that night posting there, only stopping because Jan has to actually shut Tinychan down for hours to manually remove all the cached CP images that Toaster flooded Tinychan with. Just like Kimmo, Toaster floods his competitors' forums with CP and then goes and reports them to their webhost for it.
As a final insult to Kimmo Alm, to4str has managed to steal all of AnonTalk's userbase. As this is extremely funny, since Kimmo will have no one to yell at and insult anymore, it also has turned his site in to the new PedoTalk.
On May 7, 2010, Tinychan hacked into his site. His admin control panel can be accessed at http://anonbbs.com/!/ with user: a and password: 't1589 -- notice it is http and not https. AnonBBS has now been made open source including the database structure.
Tinychan then gave him suggestions on improving his code:
—A Tinychanner after looking through his PHP code
—A Tinychanner seeing that Toaster stored all his text in varchars
—A Tinychanner after looking through his database structure
Anonymous eventually performed drop commands on his database attempting to do him a favor and rebuild them in InnoDB and with proper structure. Unfortunately, doing this caused his site to quit with database errors, preventing the necessary PHP code injections needed to issue the SQL commands to rebuilt it. Toaster eventually got a hold of his webhost and regained control of his site.
In May 2010, Toaster has stopped namefagging and became anonymous, but it is easy to tell when he posts -- He uses the words "cretin" and "iota" a lot. Toaster is really stupid with computers, as seen by his website. But from his formspring account, there's a big tell: the main giveaway is that Toaster willfully refuses to learn basic computer concepts, such as the difference between spam and flooding and will always confuse the two even right after being corrected.
- DOING IT WRONG
- Paul Fetch
- Trying too hard
- Ruining The Internet
Toaster's ED accounts
About him but not by him
Toaster's own website
- Toaster's anonymous text board. As pedophile-friendly as AnonTalk and moderated the same way as Kimmo does. DEAD.
(The site was replaced with a Telnet BBS, like Web 0.5 stuff.)
- The original software. <- Download "Anonbbs.zip".
- The newer, uglier source. This still lacks an SQL dump for the site.
Some of TehBigToaster's countless sockpuppet accounts on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/user/DorvalizerClosed. Sock account trolling Rootbrian. Closed. Closed. Clone account. Closed. Suspended. Suspended. Closed. Suspended. Suspended. Closed. Closed. Closed.
Skype Account: to4strClosed.
If you know any of his current contact info please post it!
Current Skype: c0rrupt2thecore
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