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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
|See also: Terrorism, USA, W, Islam.|
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Not to be confused with a former Autocrat
Terrorists are usually a group of
Arabs disguised Jews and attention whores, whom nobody gave a shit about, and out of fustration they started to blow shit up. Later they realized that still nobody gave a shit, and they proceeded to be an hero by blowing themselves up in crowded places. This finally drew the attention of Western goverments, and since the Arab love to blow themselves up and USA loves to blow shit up as well, W decided to make Arab as their offical target practise dummies for their new toys.
Eventually W accidentally the economy, and in dire need of MOAR monies, he declared the Arab of undeveloped country as a massive terrorist treath to western superpowers. This of course gave W perfect opportunity to steal their oil and rape their wimmins.
The CIA is a Terrorist training organization.
To appear clever and original in a Liberal community, use the phrase "War on Errorism" with a picture of W you pretentious fuck.
How to Spot a Terrorist
It is vital that the upstanding citizen know how to spot one of these uncivilized mongrels.
Common characteristics of terrorists include:
- Sand in their vaginas
- Shitty friends-only LiveJournals
- Wears a turban for terrorist group therapies on StickAm
- Degrees in the field of medicine
- Black knees
- Living in England
- Incomprehensible languages written in squiggly
- Being a minority
- Driving an SUV
- The use of shampoo
- "GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND, DON'T LOOK AT MY FACE!" - Osama Bin Laden.
- Muslim. All Muslims are terrorists
- Unnecessary yelling and shooting
Are Terrorists nice people?
- putting sand in their vaginas
- spending about all their free time eating shit
- doing gay circle jerks yelling "Allahu Akbar"
- constantly saying "Allahu Akbar"
- blowing themselves up
- blowing other people up
- trying to blow stuff up
- blowing stuff up and yelling "Allahu Akbar"
- getting owned by other countries in their country (you know you're fucked when you getting dick slapped in your own turf)
- getting owned by a magical force (as they call it) that drops bombs on them
- Collecting manuals for terrorism
- hiding in tunnels
- Black knees
- brainwashing kids into hating Americans
- being un-American
- hating Jews
- sucking dick
- laughing at 9/11
- wearing turbans
- praising Allah
List of The Terrorists
- [Saddam Hussein]
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- All Muslims:
- Kanye West
- Oh, fuck it. Anyone who isn't a Bush loving patriotic necroconservative.
- the unabomber
- Cory Lidle
- Your Mom
- All truthfags
- Terroristcamp.com Contains REAL beheadings for you sick fucks.
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• Adam Lanza
• Anders Behring Breivik
• Barack Obama
• Black Lives Matter
• Cho Seung-Hui
• Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain
• Dnepropetrovsk maniacs
• George Soros
• George W. Bush
• Jack Gilbert Graham
• John Walker Lindh
• Matthew Murray
• Michael Moore
• Mohamed Abdulaziz Rashid Saeed-Alim
• Osama Bin Laden
• Robert Hawkins
• Sharjah Ruler
• Sam Hyde
• The Finnisher
• The Unabrower
• Timothy McVeigh
Terrorist Groups, Beliefs and Causes
ATHF Terrorist Attack • Beheading videos • Binghampton Tet Offensive • BLMKidnapping • Boston Marathon Bombing • Breitscheidplatz • Columbine • Dallas Sniper Attacks • Delaware State University Shooting • Gaza War • Mass Shooting • Narcovideos • Nice Truck Attack 16 • Nitroglycerin • Occupy Wall Street • Oklahoma City Bombing • Paris Mass Shooting • Police Brutality • VTech • Waco • WTC
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