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TheSockDetective

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Could this user be Jack? WARNING! WARNING!
TheSockDetective is a sockpuppet of utter phail and seems to think that greed is a virtue!
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Veronica will visit sock and he will lick Kenny's jizz out of her disease ridden vagina.
Icon of faggotry
TheSockDetective

TheSockDetective (Smugfag 2.0), is a failed YouTube troll with delusions of grandeur. Once given a place of honor at the table of the YTYC, he's now mired in AIDS and fail as a traitor, and is forced to sit with the rest of the geeks at "the nerd table". His closest friends on Youtube include the always-lovable Irish282, the convicted child pornographer and sexual sadist WMCritest, and the pseudo-intellectual kid-fiddler DynaCatlovesme. Michael Mills has stated verbatim that he'll befriend any pedophile anywhere if it will help achieve his lofty goal of getting rid of the YTYC and ED.

Love Life

Michael's e-g/f: SnowVhite
Socko email to Snow: "momma is that you?"
Goodbye cruel internets...

Michael's obsession with comic books and video games make it perfectly clear that IRL he is indeed a 34 year old virgin. Internet skeezer SnowVhite picked up on this vibe, and immediately went to work shaking her ass for him. As the YTYC's resident sock-farmer, she realized that by sucking his e-cock, she could at last have the personal army she had always longed for. These two lovebirds had the world as their oyster, until tragedy struck. Just before Valentines Day of 2008, n00dz of SnowVhite surfaced on teh interbutts. Being the slut that she is, she couldn't remember all of the men that she had given them to. She lulzily assumed that it was Barmer479, and immediately began threatening with detectives and other horseshit. Perhaps the best part of the whole ordeal was when she couldn't remember if she had danced naked for Barmer on cam or not.

Atomic.gif Warning!
Snow and Socko have recently made up, and re-ignited their romance with a Jerry Springer-esque tour de force.

BRB Prison

Michael's going to make some lucky inmate a very happy man.
lol. Good idea Mikey, admitting to a felony on teh internets.
"That's great that you're going to the FBI bebe, just don't mention my name"

While Michael was still in the YTYC he DMCA'd several videos of various enemies using fake powerwords. Some argue that he forgot to use a proxy on one of them, and ended up pwning himself bigtime. The recipient(s) of his DMCA stripped his IP out of an email header, and subsequently had him by the fucking balls. They told him that unless he turned on the YTYC and gave up inside information, they would have him put in jail for internet war crimes.

Michael's backstabbing in action, taken from his latest account 'thisismyaccount01' (but he was friends with the pedo's now??).
Why So Butthurt?

Michael complied, and agreed to roll over on his friends and take it in the butt. He teamed up with every pedophile he could gather on YouTube, including the YouTube Vigilantes and Young Tubers United, promising the pedos that he would "DESTROY" the YTYC. Since Michael lacks any kind of datamining skills whatsoever, he went after the easiest target in the YTYC, vlogger Troy Riser. Being the big badass that he is, Mikey decided to target Troy Riser's son Jacob. He teamed up with notorious pedophile Keith Clark, and created a YouTube Favicon.png JakeRiser channel. He then advertised this channel to all of the known pedos he could find on YouTube, dropping Jacob's dox, and even going so far as to tell them his route to school. Not fully comprehending yet that he had just committed a felony to cover up a minor copyright infraction, he went into high gear promoting the channel, leaving an e-paper trail a mile wide connecting himself to it. This went on for weeks until Keith Clark was tipped off that there was now a RL FBI case investigating the channel. Keith, having two brain cells to rub together, headed for the hills and deleted the channel. Michael however, remained behind.

Socko looking for guidance on getting critics banned, from world famous pedophile Irish282.

For approximately a month, Mike tried to divert attention away from his epic self-pwning by accusing everybody else of everything under the sun. He became well known for telling people that he was going to cause their demise soon, all the while not realizing that he had just completely fucked himself in the ass with a shovel.

On February 22nd, 2008, Michael deleted his channel in a tragic double-suicide with his e-g/f SnowVhite. However, moar recently both have returned to YouTube via their lame Batman fanboi socks.


Quotes

 
 
soon i wont have to fap to your pics anyomre..unless you want me too for you
 

 

—sergeantpoliteness74


 
 
subseven, you are pedophile trash. you are facing over 98 yrs in jail for posting the personal info of children on the pedophile site of ED.
 

 

—SockDetective


 
 
Veronica is gorgeous, shes my complete dream. if you losers in Yah think i would rather be with you over her?? then you are insane.
 

 

—SockDetective


 
 
you have allied yourself with pedophiles from ED. the same child fucking degenerates who have posted over 900 images of child porn on ED... whats more funny is you are so insane you contacted authorities still thinking you were the good guy. by doing so you have sealed the fate of the pedophile hate group you belong to, and for that I love you troy, thank you.
 

 

—SockDetective


 
 
Well the funny thing is, we always knew he was kind of a weasel. That's why we created 2.0, so we could let him in, without sharing our secrets with him HAHAHAHAH is that what it was? and what were those secrets exactly, you mean you did shit WORSE than what we talked about in 2.0? OMG....one lie after another after another. your like jon lovitz from SNL years ago. tell me sub, do you even know what the truth is anymore?
 

 

—TheSockDetective


 
 
Logan is a real kid subseven..you will find this out soon enough :)
 

 

—SockDetective


 
 
Umm oh hey did you see I hacked ED? Took that bitch down like a cheap ho. Yup that was me bro. Schawinggggg!
 

 

—SockDetective


 
 
I weigh about 180 pounds I could take your ass out any day of the week.
 

 

—xNoNameRequiredx, Internet Tough Guy


 
 
why not come and see if i am 185 ponds or or not, faggot?
 

 

—xNoNameRequiredx, on how to gain 5 ponds in 5 minutes


 
 
Anonymity is for pussies like you
 

 

—xNoNameRequiredx, after losing his anonymity


 
 
and you ever speak about fucking with my family again and i will bury you bitch
 

 

—Micheal Mills,threatening a woman from the safety of his computer


Trivia

  • Can't spell. His first Socko channel was the "TheSockDetetive"
  • Has many names; HatoradeKing, AKA SgtPoliteness, AKA Socko, AKA Stemnigger-chan, AKA Michael Wayne Mills
  • Is argued to be the southern version of Smugfag.
  • Can't pronounce "vlog", and refers to it as a "vee-log"
  • Claims he weighs 180 185 pounds.
  • Has a cat named "EmoSpaghetti" that he abuses on a nightly basis.
  • Has no job, and is supported by his Mommy at 34 years old.
  • Is on a steady diet of Steel Reserve, Monarch Vodka, and orange soda.
  • Claims to be moving since getting his dox dropped.
  • Did not learn to tie his own shoes until the age of 17.

Thank You Ma'am, May I Have Another?

The rockstar vampire love god in action
What losers talk about in private.

Shortly after several accounts of SnowVhite's were compromised, it became abundantly clear who wears the pants in the Snocko household. Chatlogs surfaced showing Michael getting his balls stomped almost every night by Veronica via messenger, and like a dog that goes back to his vomit, Socko always went back for more.

sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 6:34:40 PM): hahah
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 6:35:14 PM): brb ...phone
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 6:57:39 PM): lol i thought u were tired of talking
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 6:58:14 PM): i took it out 4 now
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 6:58:21 PM): ?
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 6:58:28 PM): my tongue ring duh
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 6:58:55 PM): but you still dont want to chat with me..thas kewl
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 6:59:09 PM): im on fkn udser plane get in there fuck
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 6:59:32 PM): kk hang on one sec still getting fucking bullshit from my
 fkcing mom
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 7:00:18 PM): but if you dont want to talk on yahell V you can tell me its not
 a big deal
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 7:00:20 PM): brb
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 7:00:31 PM): i cant talk on yahell and userp;lane
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 7:00:33 PM): ffs
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 7:01:07 PM): you told me we would talk on yahell for last two nites.. all im
 saying. 
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 7:01:29 PM): brb
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 7:01:37 PM): i was busy with my kid last nite
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 7:01:42 PM): 2nite im on userplane
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 7:01:45 PM): i nkow that
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 7:01:49 PM): talk 2 me there or shoosh
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 7:01:52 PM): kk
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 7:04:06 PM): just wanted to hang out and talk to my GF and watch tv for like
 twenty minutes. thats all i wanted to do 
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 7:07:19 PM): not gonna bother i aint playing this shit
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 7:13:51 PM): look having a shitty nite tried to talk to mom get her off my
 fucking back more bullshit from her and other stuff not having to do with u and me...just gonna go watch a
 movie and crash out 
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 7:14:04 PM): ni ni
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 7:14:07 PM): kk
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 7:14:14 PM): ly!
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 7:14:21 PM): ly
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 8:45:22 PM): hey just woke back up
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 8:45:37 PM): crashed out but woke up cant go back to sleep
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 8:46:17 PM): wb
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 8:46:30 PM): was gonna go over to chat for a bit was wondering if was cool
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 8:46:41 PM): yeah
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 8:47:37 PM): hey can i tellu somthing somthing i didnt tellu happened over weekend..didnt want to
 bother u or anyone over it but fucked me up this week havent told anyone
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 8:47:43 PM): wut
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 8:47:48 PM): kk
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 8:48:14 PM): ok this weekend over fathers day dad called me
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 8:48:19 PM): o
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 8:48:25 PM): havent talked to him in like 3 years
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 8:48:34 PM): hmm
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 8:48:42 PM): he was drunk talking crazy shit
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 8:48:46 PM): yikes
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 8:48:55 PM): talking about offing himself
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 8:49:04 PM): how he get yer number?
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 8:49:42 PM): i gave it to him like a year ago...gave it to my sis to give to him if he ever wanted to
 talk....didnt think he would call
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 8:50:15 PM): and
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/19/2008 8:51:09 PM): that on top of BS with my mom has fucked with me this week havent wanted to talk abou5t
 it...just tried to stay focused on new job and shit
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 8:51:17 PM): yeah
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 8:51:28 PM): well tell yer mom back teh fuck off flat out
SnowVhit3 (6/19/2008 8:51:34 PM): n ignore yer dad
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 3:53:17 PM): u use smileys wayyyyy 2 much heh
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 3:53:50 PM): im addicatecto smilys lol
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 3:53:54 PM): hahah
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 3:54:03 PM): brb
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 3:54:07 PM): :
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 3:54:10 PM): lulz
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 3:54:17 PM): cant c them i disabled smileys
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 3:54:25 PM): lol
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 3:55:02 PM): then how did u know they were there? hmmmmmm?
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 3:55:04 PM): hahah
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 3:55:13 PM): it shows up as text dumbass
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 3:55:43 PM): ok smartass
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 3:59:08 PM): you’re disabling the graphical representation of the code. If a contact sends you an
 instant message containing an emoticon, you see the emoticon’s code instead of the graphic.
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 3:59:10 PM): ayuh
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 3:59:20 PM): werd nigger
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 3:59:36 PM): does it matter? who fucking cares?
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 3:59:44 PM): i care
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 3:59:49 PM): its annoying
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 3:59:56 PM): i dont care about it
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 4:00:04 PM): well good 4 u
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 4:00:18 PM): u dont pay my bills
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 4:00:25 PM): ok...
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 4:00:26 PM): if i dont want emoticons im not gonna c em
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 4:00:37 PM): epic win
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 4:01:19 PM): its a non issue if you dont like smiley faces i will put it it on the long list
 of things i am not allowed to do
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 4:02:50 PM): what the hell is wrong?
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 4:03:30 PM): im donig EVERYthing i can for u but your pissed off at me all the time
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 4:03:33 PM): why?
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 4:04:36 PM): ok.. i was just wanting to know
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 4:04:36 PM): eh?
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 4:04:44 PM): im not pissed off all the time
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 4:04:50 PM): im just tired of smileys
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 4:05:03 PM): then u come back acting like an ass with a bunch of smileys
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 4:05:04 PM): then just say that its not a big deal
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 4:05:14 PM): i was kidding with you gawd
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 4:05:17 PM): it annoys me
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 4:05:20 PM): ok
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 4:05:39 PM): im not gonna lie n say its not a big deal cuz if it annoys me im gonna say it str8 up
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 4:05:50 PM): then say it
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 4:06:02 PM): i fkn did nigger open up yer ears
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 4:06:12 PM): or eyes in this case cuz i said it with sum text
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 4:08:25 PM): i dont want to argue
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 4:08:31 PM): were not
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 4:08:37 PM): ok
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 4:09:04 PM): i went out and got that webcam cuz you wanted me to get one
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 4:09:14 PM): i know
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 4:11:19 PM): u just got a new name
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 4:11:33 PM): stemnigger chan
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 4:11:39 PM): heh
sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 4:11:41 PM): lol

Gallery

Socko's Gallery About missing Pics
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Captain Save-A-Ho

The first night that he and Snow spent together, Michael was ready and waiting with his batarang and Batman underoos
Definitely not gay

Perhaps the lulziest thing about Snow's chatlogs are the parts where we get to see how Snocko thinks of themselves. If ever there was a case of highly deluded unwarranted self importance, this is it.

sergeantpoliteness74 (7/8/2008 10:41:18 PM): im here to protect and help you and yours Veronica
SnowVhit3 (7/8/2008 10:41:19 PM): whoa
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/25/2008 9:01:52 PM): also i wanted u to get on user plane to prove to you no fucking
 lie i have a real batarang
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/25/2008 9:02:02 PM): swear to god, sharp , metal
SnowVhit3 (7/25/2008 9:02:09 PM): okies
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/25/2008 9:02:17 PM): lol ill show it too you somtime ,
  • The jealous e-boyfriend:
SnowVhit3 (7/8/2008 10:13:04 PM): jack was just on his video talking about how he wanted to see my v jay jay
 pix
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/8/2008 10:13:29 PM): thats BS
SnowVhit3 (7/8/2008 10:13:34 PM): i think jack knows they r fakes
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/8/2008 10:13:35 PM): jack should stfu
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/8/2008 10:13:48 PM): i think he does
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/8/2008 10:14:00 PM): just talking BS
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/12/2008 10:40:03 AM): also myboss is pissed at me cuz i one starred that stupid vannprimes vid LOL
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/12/2008 10:40:12 AM): and cuz i attacked weatherman
SnowVhit3 (7/12/2008 10:40:25 AM): myboss doesnt know the level of danger he is dealing with
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/12/2008 11:04:38 AM): i think it might be time to attack all of YT
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/12/2008 11:04:43 AM): all the sheep
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/12/2008 11:04:51 AM): set fire to all of them
SnowVhit3 (7/12/2008 11:04:51 AM): yup i thinkn so 2
SnowVhit3 (7/12/2008 11:05:02 AM): call out all the bitches
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/12/2008 11:05:17 AM): myboss, pirates guld, ytyc, troy, serson, all of them
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/12/2008 11:05:26 AM): and skull
SnowVhit3 (7/12/2008 11:05:28 AM): i agree
  • The Master Class Troll:
SnowVhit3 (7/20/2008 3:56:20 PM): b4 i ever believed an acct was real or not i always got confirmation on messy lol
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/20/2008 3:56:25 PM): bebe im gonna say somthing conceited..here we go
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/20/2008 3:56:38 PM): I AM a master class troll LOL
  • They own the tubes:
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/21/2008 4:55:25 PM): way I am feeling now?
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/21/2008 4:55:34 PM): we OWN these tubes, lol
SnowVhit3 (7/21/2008 4:55:48 PM): yup 
SnowVhit3 (7/21/2008 4:55:49 PM): lol
SnowVhit3 (7/21/2008 4:55:55 PM): all these tubes r belong 2 us lol
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/21/2008 4:56:04 PM): yup, lol
  • Tough talk:
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/23/2008 8:36:48 PM): had to delete docs off my channel
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/23/2008 8:36:52 PM): posted this
SnowVhit3 (7/23/2008 8:37:02 PM): dox r everywhere gah
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/23/2008 8:37:09 PM): thisismyaccount01 (19 seconds ago) Show Hide Marked as spam Reply | Remove the name is real.. I know who
 the person is, I have no clue who the docs belong too. they are not his. therefore to prevent you assclowms from dropping more innocent people into
 this, all docs i have never seen before are gone. offer still stands, you get mine? i post them

Needless to say, when the Master Class Troll did finally get doxed, he didn't post them. He double-suicided with SnowVhite. Again. lol

Internet Romeo

Michael's lack of teeth and long hair is going to make him the belle of the ball in County Jail
rut roh

After months and months of dramatic e-love PDA's on YouTube, Yahoo IM, Myspace, Mobog, Glowfoto, Userplane, and several other websites noone cares about, SnowVhite and the TheSockDetective finally met up IRL to form Mecha-Snocko. Much to Snow's dismay, she also found out first hand that she wasn't the only one afflicted with internet disease in the hizzayzay. Apparently in their months and months of internet and phone conversations, Michael somehow conveniently forgot to tell Veronica that he only has six teeth. Other topics that escaped discussion were: that he has no job; his mommy pays his rent, car insurance, and cell phone bills; and that he likes to suck on women's toes while he faps to them. In a blinding flash of insight it all suddenly came together for Snow as to why Michael hadn't gotten laid in the past 10 years. Despite the early firing off of SOS emails on Myspace, it would be two and a half months and several domestic violence calls later before Veronica would be able to escape from Knoxville.



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UPDATE: Since dropping her and Socko's dox, Snow reports that:

  • His tires have been slashed twice
  • His apartment has been broken into
  • He broke her cell phone in a drunken rage
  • His apartment has been egged
  • He's going to move


Socko Returns As Johnny

Sometime late last year in 2009, an account going by the name of YouTube Favicon.png Johnny appeared all over the tubes. It wasn't long before it was discovered to be none other than the king of emo himself, Micheal Mills. He quickly found himself in a little flame war with another YouTube nut case: YouTube Favicon.png samtomology. During this time, the group known as L.I.W. was created. However, the group was nothing more than a few insignificant people and over 9000 a couple dozen of Michael's sock accounts.

Michael Mills tried to steal the heart of a middle-aged woman who exaggerates the amount of power and importance she has and goes by the name of K00lAIDGIRL.

It wasn't long till the emo fucked over his new group of friends and started to sleep with people he used to troll him self. Socko has made it his life's mission on the nets to bring down Encyclopedia Dramatica and White Knight for anyone who has their own article.

Doxx

  • Michael Wayne Mills
  • Caprice Apartments Apt. #11
  • 2809 Valley View Drive
  • Knoxville, TN 37917
  • cell (423) 736 6159

Socko's Mom:

  • Lee Mills AKA Velma Bacon AKA Velma Lee Mills
  • 2615 Fish Hatchery Rd
  • Morristown, TN 37813

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