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The An Heroes of Bridgend

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"These websites are teaching our children how to self-kill" -SWC, Welsh News Channel

The first two months of the year 2008 were special for the small town of Wales in the country of Bridgend. Not only did they achieve the sexual delight of having at least ten sheep for every person, but their nation's youth developed a new trend; committing suicide because someone on Bebo told them to.

At least one hot chick self-pwned and there is much trolling to be had on Bebo as a result.

Contents

Genesis

An emergency meeting of Bridgend council led to the decision to install gallows in the town.

The whole fad started in December 2006, when an alleged /b/tard started a Bebo group known as the BSC (Bebo Suicide Club to its members). Soon after this, a few of the members self-pwned but none of this mattered as none of the An Heroes were hot.

After six months of operation targeting Mentally unstable Welsh children the group was shut down by the mods of the Bebo website.

However, the /b/tard who founded this club had planted the seeds of suicide into their minds, deeper than AIDS in an African woman's cunt. The group offshot into several cells with a total member ship of around 45 emo and chav kids.

Down to Business

Then as Christmas 2007 approached ever closer, the members of the BSC decided to embark on a LIFECHANGING mission of self-pwnage. The BSC members gradually hung and OD'ed themselves into oblivion and then, it happened;


A HOT CHICK KILLED HERSELF - The Media's Reaction

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Semi hot chick, Natasha Randall (she can randall me any time she likes, amirite?) joined the club by hanging herself, and this moment was personified most beautifully by the following comment;

"Our bABeZ Tasha went Just LIke Jesus" -x-xx-x-sarah-x-xx-x, Bebo.com member

However, this line was not good enough for the Old Media who instead equated Bebo membership to being a member of an "internet suicide death cult (Daily Mail)". Which, considering that Bebo.com is the website used by those people who are simply too GoatseTarded to work MySpace, is an extremely pleasant theory.

An excellent place to troll is her memorial [1] Beleted.

The Hangers On

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With self-pwnage being the new big thing in Bridgend, with all the cool kids doing it, the retarded kids joined in the fun a month after it was fashionable.

These two were cousins, Kelly Stephenson and Nathaniel Pritchard, who with their combinations of funny names and genetic unattractive Welshness, were totally asking for it.

The last comment on Nathaniel Pritchard's Bebo was from his mannish girlfriend saying;

"you lied to me twice!

ur mum and mel gave u money so you can buy me summing for valantines, but you spent it on yourself


that really hurt me ... id rather just forget about you, coz i cant be arsed with you either"

EPIC LULZ


These new An Heroes were so unattractive that they had no use as fapping material, except for 12chan, so the internets populous discovered a new use for the pairing; trolling their recently vacated Bebo.com accounts.

The An Heroing Spreads to England

Cameron McWilliams was signed to the Shota Cat fashion label.

Eleven-year-old CP model Cameron McWilliams decided to become an hero after talking about the Bridgend an heroes and a sex change to his mother.

Some say he did it because his Xbox told him there were no more Mudkips left in the world. Some argue that he was just another batshit insane kid and wanted to be with his hero Chris Benoit.

He has joined the an heroes in the sky, who gave their lives for our lulz. [2] [3]

The Trolling

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The Reaction

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Hello, i am the uncle of the boy who stupidly and tragicaly ended his life. It has been a devistating blow to his family and my beloved brother and sister in law. I can not explain the emptiness and grief this has caused to us, and a ridiculously stupid comment from you is not, to say the least helpfull. If you are at all humain you will apologise, if not then please be a man and give me your address so i can call in to see you man to man
 

 
 

—Jeff Pritchard, Uncle to one of the An Heroes

An Heroes are apparently related to Internet Tough Guys.


   
 
its a shame u dont live in wales coz i would find you and rip out your heart and make u eat it and then i would beat u till u die
 

 
 

—A Welsh nationalist MP


   
 
ur a heartless wanka

go rot in hell
 


 
 

—A Bebo.com member


   
 
YOU FUCKING CUNTT!!!!! >:(

HOW DARE U WRITE THAT ON NATHANIELS PAGE! HES AMAZING; YOU SICK TWISTED BASTARDS >:( YOUR GONNA GET FUKING KILLED FOR THIS WHO EVER IT IS >:(
 


 
 

—One of Bebo.com's more cultured members


   
 
"r.i.p sean rees i naw yuur name ant on here bhaa rest in pace babe yuu was by cosin i didnt even naw didnt even meet yuu babe bhaa everyone sed yuu wwas sound and titdy and tha babe xx

R.I.P will neva forget yuu babe xx Have sum love sion xxxxxxxxxxx i miss yuu"
 


 
 

One of Bridgend's many half-sheep residents

Blame to be placed on Funeral For A Friend?

According to Wikipedia the emo band Funeral For A Friend came from Bridgend. From their 2005 album Hours the band released a single called Roses For The Dead. The video shows an emo teenager making himself an hero. As the single was released a year before any of the current spate of suicides began, many believe Funeral For A Friend is to blame.

Funeral For A Friend - Roses For The Dead


Another emo band from Bridgend, Bullet for My Valentine (moar liek FAILentine, am i rite? Their singer can't count.) may also be blamed for the an heroes. They have released a song about a friend becoming an hero. For example:

Ten Years Today - Bullet For My Valentine + Lyrics



Comments from Butthurt Bridgenders

This page often comes under attack from the webfooted populace of Bridgend, here are a selection of the comments left on this ED article:


   
 
"This used to be a page where some sick idiot took the piss out of those who had commited suicide in bridgend. So I deleted it. That sick prick can rot in hell"
 

 
 

Bridgend22



   
 
"i am a fag. i like cock. i enjoy anal sex. i also enjoy insulting people through the internet. cos no one here knows me. i tried to do it in person, but i was too yellow. i would show you what im made of, but someone would have to clean it up after me."
 

 
 

Lorra888


   
 
"hi this website is being written by a sad computer geek who sits around, sweats, and masturbates over pictures of his sister. he also appears to enjoy other peoples suffering. i would sooooo love to see any dick who contributed to this website come to bridgend. Your a sad fuckin freak. Get a life and fuckin get a girlfriend or something mate. Or, if u cant, then why dont u go hang yourself from a tree? im sure the whole nation would rejoice at the death of a freak with the iq of a 9 year old, and the emotional range of a teaspoon your a twat i am a sicko paedophile i like to rape small children (well just fantasise about it) im a 40 year old virgin who lives with my mother cos im too stupid to work instead i jip people who have killed themselves! arent i hard?
 

 
 

Lora888 knows all about the users of Ebaums


   
 
"FUCK YOU SCOTT TOWNSWELL OR WHOEVER YOU THINK YOU ARE! ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOUR OBVIOUSLY HITLERS NUMER ONE ASS LICKER GUESS WHAT DICK? HITLER WAS A JEW AND YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE. I NO FOR A FACT THAT YOU'ER SOME SAD LITTLE GEEK SITTING BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN TRYING TO MAKE BELIEVE THAT YOUR AVTUALLY SOMEONE IN THIS WORLD.
 

 
 

lolwut?

When you live in a town with people like this, who could possibly be driven to suicide?

Reasons to want to stay alive in Bridgend

Bridgend-born celebrity DJ Downtown Julie Brown has put Bridgend on the map
  • Bridgend's only nightclub, LavaIgnite [4]
  • Local band Funeral for a Friend [5]
  • Bridgend Town Football Club [6]
  • Bridgend Town Cricket Club [7]
  • The pedestrianization of Bridgend Town center [8]
  • Local Member of Parliament Madeleine Moon [9]
  • Tesco Bridgend [10]
  • South Wales Police Museum, Bridgend [11]


Gallery (downloaded from the Sun newspaper’s website)



If you want to see yourself featured in this Gallery, then go to Bridgend and hang yourself from a tree. Although there may be a problem surfing the Internet after you're dead.

In Summary

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See Also:

Bebos of An Heroes:

$10 says another one self pwns before the end of the month. any takers?

I'll get in on that action!
I'm in.

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