The Eclectic Espeon
|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
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Eric Ridenour (also known as
Emma Violet Haruka Imaishi or 今石春花 according to his Twitter account) (born April 1, 1993) (age 23) formerly known as MovielandRidenour, TheEclecticEspeon, and SuperSailorMakoto is the poor, basement-dwelling Hispanic equivalent of Caitlyn Jenner and the Tommy Wiseau of the Internet creative content community. He is a classic example of an overweight manchild, attention whore, hypocrite, weeaboo, and a child predator lurking on the Internet. He is a wannabe director who studied film at a crappy community college (and has been previously been put on academic probation for earning an "F" in his only class), amateur YouTube analyst and Let's-Player, Tumblr blogger, and self-proclaimed male-to-female transgender. He has an associate's degree in film as of 2015 and has done absolutely nothing professional with it whatsoever.
As the evidence suggests, Ridenour is doing everything he possibly can do to become an Internet celebrity: from making fan-dubbed "parodies" of My Little Pony to getting this well-deserved Encyclopedia Dramatica article. He will no doubt keep on experimenting with such new media, too, until the general public give him the attention required for him to become a well-loved and respected celebrity over his
nonexistent projects outside of the brony community. He is also frequently observed to change his opinions on trivial topics so long as he will become more universally accepted for them just like Hillary Clinton in all of her campaigns ever, the only difference being that she actually has a vagina. What's this? All females in Disney look the same? Well then, it's time to be a fan of Studio Ghibli despite that I previously claimed that I was never a fan of anime.
- 1 General Information
- 2 The Story of Journey of the Spark
- 3 Transgender
- 4 (Ex) Girlfriend
- 5 Fetishes
- 6 Reaction to this article
- 7 A New Leaf
- 8 Testimonials
- 9 Gallery
- 10 External Links
- 11 Similar People
- 12 See Also
| WEEABOO ALERT|
This is how an individual with crippling autism mangles the Japanese language.
Eric Ridenour was born on April 1, 1993 (it's a sign because of how much of a joke he is) in Orange County, California. He is the only son of his four-half sisters. Not much is known about Eric's childhood only because he constantly changes his stories on what he was passionate about. He was diagnosed with asperger's syndrome in the 4th grade.
The Story of Journey of the Spark
Celestial Spark "Studios"
A longtime member of the Internet's most illustrious collection of manchildren, that of the bronies, Eric has over a considerable deal of time, and with minimum effort at that, become one if its more well-known figures. He is the founder and current head of his own "Celestial Spark Studios", the prolific team that brought you absolutely nothing at all.
Eric initially began gaining notoriety with his early abridged series, "My Little Pony: The Brony Edition", which gained moderate success throughout the community. He then one day abandoned all this in order to create his own feature-length animated film, Journey of the Spark. And so he stuck to this dream in the face of all else, managing to gain the undying support of hordes of Bronies, even assembling a large cast and crew to unquestioningly carry out his bidding. As far as these things go, it was indeed impressive. Promising, right? Over two years later, the status of the film remains a mystery to all except those who are still trapped within, unable to escape. Updates on the project are exceedingly vague, and few and far in between, only leading one to assume it expired long ago. Good work, Espie!
Journey of the Spark: better known as JotSpocalypse, was an animated feature-length fanfiction revolving around Twilight Sparkle wrecking up some shit and running away like a cowardly bitch. As predicted, the film was cancelled and no more than a few minutes of animation was ever produced even after three years. If it had been, it already had been dubbed on 4chan as Double Rainboom 2.0, with a half-assed plot, animation, and "voice acting." Due to the incomprehensible amount of behind the scenes butthurt, (we have it on good authority that shit has gone down in there,) it is better off being called a "major emotional picture." It was so pathetic that even Rina-chan resigned from the project. The original release was to be in summer 2014, but it keeps getting pushed because the directors don't want to own up to their fans that it's a lost cause of a project. Furthermore, the JotSpocalypse has received a significant number of cease and desist orders, which begs the thought that perhaps the project's biggest accomplishment has been keeping this a secret the whole time. Oh wait, oops.
The Longest Brawl: Based upon the hit Super Smash Brothers video game series, this is the new project that Eric decided to flee to once he realized that JotSpocalypse was failing and that the brony community was beginning to hate his guts more and more every day. He voices one of the characters and put his favorite Pokemon, Espeon, into the game even though she isn't even canonically in the video game, because Eric loves that sort of power. He is the only "voice actor" in the series that cannot act.
Asura's Reach: A furry-inspired rip-off of Zachary Rich's True Tail. When your own movie failed so miserably, you might as well rip off a director who actually did complete something, even though Double Rainboom is one of the most actively hated fan-produced media in the brony fandom.
Equestria LA 2012
On November 3, 2012, Ridenour attended Lauren Faust's panel at Equestria LA 2012 in Anaheim, California. He awkwardly requested her to give a shout out to the team. Faust was never seen at a brony convention after this event.
Another word about his team
The most notable team member in the Journey of the Spark project is immblueversion (Powerword: Ian Murphy). He is just slightly older than Eric and enjoys spending his free time lurking social media such as Equestria Daily, YouTube, Tumblr, and the My Little Pony Fan Labor Wiki as Eric's chosen prophet, informing everyone that he has it all under control when, spoiler: he doesn't. Just about all his content on his Tumblr are from Eric's blog. In conclusion, he also suffers from the classical mental disease known as autism and is lusting over his senpai. If you refer to Ridenour as a male or by his legal name, he will correct you and you will have to sit in a dark corner and check your privilege.
Cease and Desist Order from Hasbro
If you are still not convinced that this guy isn't completely out of his fucking mind, check this out. He has a cease and desist order from Hasbro Inc. He has kept it a secret from the brony community so they wouldn't flip their horsefucking shit out like they did with failures such as Fighting is Magic. And now, through the miracle of the Internets, the boys in the lab have managed to track down a genuine copy of such a C&D. We kid you not. Feast your eyes.
If you are not convinced this is a legitimate cease and desist order, consider the following:
1. It is addressed to Eric Ridenour's home in Corona, California.
2. It is addressed to Journey of the Spark's official email account.
3. Carin Reynolds is a real lawyer who sends letters on behalf of Hasbro. Go ahead. Google her. She can be contacted at firstname.lastname@example.org as stated above.
Fleeing the Project and Cancellation
In early September 2014, Eric made the official announcement that he would be taking a 'hiatus' from Journey of the Spark, for personal reasons relating to this mental health and gender identity. That's not a big surprise at all. On the topic of the project's continuation, however, he left it open to speculation, as per the usual.
However, just a couple weeks later, on September 16th, Ridenour just couldn't take the pressure anymore and decided to once and for all make the move to finally officially cancel his beloved Jour
Actual footage of Eric realizing he just killed the one man uglier than him. Becoming a woman was the only solution.
Eric "came out" as transgender on March 24, 2014 on his Tumblr blog as a result of being another victim of Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome. That basically means that everyone who helped write this article is a transphobic scum for not using female pronouns. Just when it seemed there was nothing more he could do to draw in attention and confuse people, he one day decided to become a female out of the blue. There was a complete lack of prior indication to this change, and one can only imagine that high levels of exposure to Tumblr finally caused the fellow to jump on the first minority bandwagon he could find - such is a natural stage in the life cycle of an attention whore. Originally, his name went from Eric to Emma, but he has since changed it yet again, to Violet, and once more to Haruka. There is serious doubt of any actual paperwork legally reflecting this change, so it can be safely assumed that these too are merely interchangeable phases.
|Born|| 2000 (meaning that he's about 7 years older than her) |
|Did You Know: Ever heard "Little Girls?" The artist of this song that romanticizes pedophilia is none other than Eric's favorite band, Oingo Boingo. He has also has gone by the persona FanOingo.|
Eric Ridenour has had an online girlfriend that he met through his YouTube series The Brony Edition in 2012. Since that year, they have had several on-and-off relationships. And to make matters worse, after Eric decided to become a tranny, so did she. She now goes by Ashton. Scientists have concluded that the is a 99% chance that this choice was influenced by her admiration for Ashton Kutcher. Don't fuck with science. Ever.
Because Eric is obviously still living with his mother and has nothing better to do with his life than complain about Maleficent, he decided to take the route of
other notable Internet figures and request - of all things - monetary donations. His girlfriend made a video on her old channel in hopes of convincing you to give him your hard-earned cash, in order to prolong his ability to play vidja games and post them on JewTube, which no one has donated to. If he gets any money, he'll just waste it all on more video games instead of his projects.
Eric is a little-known (until now) body expansion fetish enthusiast. He enjoys a variety of forms of expansion, including weight gain, balloon-style inflation, pregnancy, and last but definitely not least: blueberry inflation. Since Tim Burton's 2005 adaption of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was released into theaters, he found himself at the ripe young age of 12 fascinated with the infamous scene in which prepubescent Violet Beauregarde, the winner of the third Golden Ticket and the second spoiled brat to be kicked off of the tour of Willy Wonka's factory, noms on a stick of gum and blows up into a human blueberry. As Violet got bigger, so did Eric's dick, and he was quick to set up a myriad of social media accounts dedicated to drooling over these poor, obese cartoon women so that he could feel better about his own weight in desperate times of doubt. That's enough to make anyone cringe. We know his mother was definitely not pleased when she found out. Not everyone's cup of tea, but those few such as The Ultimate Umbreon, when Eric introduced her to his bizarre interest, have learned to just roll with it. Below are a few of the posts found on Eric's Tumblr "likes."
Reaction to this article
—Eric Ridenour; attempting to be cool towards his fans as a reaction to this page
On July 7, 2014, Eric discovered that he was bait enough to be targeted by the cool kids of Encyclopedia Dramatica. Instead of contemplating becoming an hero as we expected, he is just as amused as we are. It only further proves that his asperger's syndrome is much stronger than we thought and we can continue to point out what is wrong with this virtual child predator as much as we please. It's a win-win situation (for now).
A New Leaf
After becoming an international embarrassment in front of the entire brony fandom, Eric made the most logical decision imaginable: he became a weeaboo, made up a new persona, and deleted his old accounts under the name The Eclectic Espeon.
Studio Kazoku and Current Updates
On December 13, 2014, Eric made his final apology (at least he did) regarding the failure of Journey of the Spark. Once again, he is no longer on the project, and his friend, Jon, is in charge of the new audio drama. Instead of identifying with Celestial Spark Studios, he is now going with Studio Kazoku (the Japanese word for "family," which is even mispronounced at the beginning of the video).
As of 2015 as well he is officially no longer apart of the brony fandom after he was chased out by a mog of angry pony fans with torches and pitchforks. He shares the same fate as Digibrony where is entire life is consumed by Ching Chang Chong cartoons from Asia.
On February 1, 2015, it was discovered that Eric is currently going by the name of Haruka' and the Internet alias its/simplyharuka after the dyke from Sailor Moon.
On February 21, 2015, Eric announced that even after Journey of the Spark's failure, he will be appearing at a panel at Midwest Brony Fest in April 2015 promoting The Longest Brawl and some other shit that no one cares about.
See what real people have to say about this virgin.
—Anonymous Mon Aug 19 13:43:57 2013 No.12961037
- (Formerly FanOingo93) He is such a fucking weeaboo that he changed his name to Haruka Imaishi on there for the whole entire world to see.
- (FormerlyEclecticEspeon) Look at how little fans he has.
- My Little Pony abridged. Not another fucking
- His team who makes mediocre fan dub parodies of popular anime series'.
- (Formerly EclecticEspeon and SuperSailorMakoto) Putting the twit in Twitter.
- lulz comes from. (Formerly EclecticEspeon, SuperSailorMakoto and itssimplyharuka) Where most of the
- Main deviantART.
- Old deviantART.
LOL DEACTIVATED. Fetish deviantART
- Pony Palace Profile.
A remnant of one of his old profiles. Last of its kind methinks.Baleeted after Eric snooped around his own ED page.
- Digibrony - Essentially the same as Eric in the sense that he likely is in possession of lolita child pornography excepty not a fake tranny.
- I Dislike Cis People
- Lizzy the Lezzy
- Mistystuffer - Also enjoys art of little girls being fattened up or inflated.
- Sethisto - The founder of Equestria Daily. He was at least smart enough to hate Eric and Journey of the Spark as much as we did.
- Venom2204 - A worthy successor for Article of the Now. RIP in peace, Eclectic Espeon - gone but not forgotten.
- Asperger's Syndrome
- Attention Whore
- Basement Dweller
- Delete fucking everything
- Girl on the Internet Syndrome
- Inflation art
- My Little Pony
- Sick fuck
- Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome
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