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|Born||June 4, 1989|
|Highscore|| Killed 9 (including himself)
Injured at least 12
|Style||FPS, Single Player|
|Title|| Antisocial socialdarwinist,|
Führer of Finland
Pekka-Eric Auvinen (moar liek PECKER, amirite?) a.k.a. The Finnisher, the self-proclaimed antisocial socialdarwinist and godlike atheist was an Finnish hero and a pretty cool guy who pwnt 6 students, the school principal, school nurse, and himself, at Jokela High School on Wednesday November 7th, 2007 two weeks after threatening to turn the school into a "bloodbath" on YouTube.
Initial attempts to end the story with a self-inflicted headshot were made of .22 caliber lolgun and EPIC FAIL, however, he later died when the tiny .22 slug eventually found its way to his pea-sized brain when he was in the hospital. Pekka also socialized with failures such as RockManKenny, RobinMcVeigh, TheAmazingAtheist and Cyclopsis.
As usual, the media was quick to play the Blame Game and went to the now familiar 4chan well of plentiful sauce where they found the obligatory: "hey /b/, i'm gonna kill (x) today at (x) in the name of Anonymous" post several hours after /b/tards had seen the news on TV.
As always, however, the only thing Anonymous can truly take credit for is turning that frown upside down and celebrating this event (and its eventual hero) in /b/'s time-honored fashion of lulzy shoops to accompany the event.
- 1 Background
- 2 Youtube
- 3 Youtube Drama
- 4 Tanascheel
- 5 Gearing Up
- 6 Jokela Lulzfest
- 7 Aftermath
- 8 Jokela Today
- 9 Family
- 10 Copycats
- 11 A Challenger appears
- 12 Graded Score
- 13 The Plan
- 14 Manifesto
- 15 Batshit crazy
- 16 Media
- 17 Galleries
- 18 Bible
- 19 Trivia
- 20 See Also
- 21 External Links
Pekka, like many of us, was an antisocial edgy outcast youth, living in a dead-end town, surrounded by shitheads who made his life a living hell at school. However, he had the mental illness, and balls of steel to make his homicidal revenge fantasy a reality. We'll get to that later, but first we'll learn about how pathetic this kid's life was. Like most an heroes, he grew up in a (fairly) middle class household, with parents who practiced "free range" parenting (basically not doing their job and letting the little shit run wild.) He didn't learn many social skills, and found solace in macabre material. He is known to have been bullied by the other students for most of his academic career.
As a child, he was interested in music, going for walks / bicycling, and other recreational shit. However, that changed for the worse when he was introduced to the computer, thus kicking off his decline into a basement dweller.
When he was in the 5th grade, he reported in a health questionare, that bullying had greatly irritated him. His parents made contact with parents of other students on many occasions, telling them their children trolled Pekka verbally, usually by taunting and heckling. The other parents found this annoying, with some telling their kids to avoid Pekka.
Sometime between December 2006 and January 2007, his parents tried to drug him up on pills for his mental illness by sending him to a psychiatrist. Seeing the potential lulz in allowing the kid become moar mental (and thus giving him a greater potential to do something stupid for teh lulz), the psychiatrist denied him, apparently because his condition was too "mild". This is the same kid who went postal and killed 8 people. Good call, ya jackass.
When he was 16, the school doctor recommended physical exercise and prescribed Cipralex for his panic disorder and fear of social situations. Pekka was probably bullied because he dressed more neatly than others, he expressed his extreme opinions vociferously, his interests include politics, various ideologies, philosophy, and international and ideological history. He was also bullied for his insecurity and involuntary blushing. All this made social situations very difficult for him.
A year prior to becoming an hero, Pekka was taking antidepressants. These are the same kinds of drugs that almost all school shooters are on. We need to ban assault pills, and ban bottles with more than 10 rounds of pill ammunition. and Create a national pill registry. Think of the CHILDREN!!!
At school, he was known for being an antisocial autist who was systematically bullied by everyone else. We should ignore the fact that his school life was a living hell and instead blame his actions on violent video games that he played, like Battlefield and Hitman, and also for him being white, because white people are more prone to violence. That's why the worst school shooter so far was an azn guy, and Detroit, Africa and Los Angeles are an absolute paradise.
Pekka was known to have made threats that he would die in a white revolution, prompting some students (see: snitch ass pieces of shit who should be fucking burned alive for being pussy punk faggots) to rat him out to the school staff. A teacher described him as a militant radical, interested in extremist points of views / movements.
Throughout 2007, Pekka used the account Naturalselector89  to post angsty vidyas, type out stupid rants, and troll TheAmazingAtheist. He made over a hundred videos before the faggots in control of Jewtube terminated his account. These videos centered around school shootings, violent shit like WW2, Columbine, the waco siege, other terrorist shit, atheist rants, soviet communism, naziism, fascism, etc.
Said channel will likely get terminated. Mirror the videos ASAP!
There's even more videos of his around!
If you even took the time to watch all of his (surviving) videos, you can tell he was a mid 2000's internet user; the videos are usually half-assed and use copyrighted songs casually and are of 240p quality. You can tell this is a teenager by the pseudo-intellectual arguments he makes. Still, he's smarter than 80% of people, but considering that society generally has the collective intelligence of a wet carrot, that's not really an accomplishment.
NOTE: Here's his original channel, Naturalselector89, in case you didn't see it already: 
As a Troll, Pekka naturally made a lot of enemies. He had a lot of haters from his lulzy actions, but the most notable feud he had was with the sweaty fat fuck pedophile TheAmazingAtheist, whom Pekka insulted as early as February 2007. Pekka associated with a group of admirers of the Columbine Killers. A name that might catch your attention, RobinMcVeigh, was a user whom Pekka allied with frequently. Together, they trolled TJ on a daily basis. Eventually, TheAmazingAtheist made a response video to one of Pekka's videos titled "Philosophy".
In this video, TAA tears Pekka a New asshole, by pointing out the flaws in his logic and his immaturity, as well as pointing out that he was probably going to go postal. Less than a year later, this prediction came true.
Another video of his, mentioning Pekka;
Seppo's homage to the nihilist stylings of fellow tortured artist Ingmar Bergman
Mirrored on LiveLeak - Original Baleeted on YouTube Baleeted too.
One of the columbine clique was a user named Tanascheel, (Alexandra de Scheel), a spoiled whore who eventually met and befriended Pekka, and eventually became his girlfriend. She treated him like shit eventually and broke up with him, hooking up with some random douchebag while laughing at, insulting, and ghosting Pekka. This, combined with being pwn'd by the fat faggot TheAmazingAtheist, probably accelerated Pekka's motivation to go Postal. Before he became an hero, Pekka wrote a message to TAA, apologizing for any hostilities as discussed in this video;
He also wrote a letter to Tanascheel;
“Hi, When we talked last time, there were a few things that left bothering (and a bit unclear) to me… Well first of all, you say Steve has nothing to do with the thing we are slowing down… but you say he is a “factor” and “involved"… I mean do you think I’m totally blind and can’t see? What you write to each other makes my heart so broken and makes me almost cry. You “are with” Steve? You are his “girlfriend”, he “won your heart”?… I have seen how you send messages to each other.. and me, am I an irrelevant person that had to be manipulated and thrown away and I am not worth for your time anymore? And all what started between us in July.. You don’t say it was just fake? I believe in such thing as true love and people who match so so many levels as we do… tend to love each other deeply. First it was watching each other videos, we didn’t talk much but when we got to know each other better and better, we talked more about everything …and I think end of June and beginning of July… those were the times when love woke up, inside us both. Sweet times… You know why I have pains and why my heart and mind is hurt and broken… Because you are still the woman I love (I never had these emotions towards anyone in my sad and boring life). You made me free. You freed me from my prison of emotional apathy. You know… this makes me cry and I really feel like being cheated and lied all time… after all my videos, my writings, our talks & discussions and games and everything what started this July between us. I really love and care you so much. But all this is killing me, from inside.”
After the lulzfest was over, Tanascheel made a video about Pekka; 
(make sure to set the playback speed to 2)
The day of the shooting, Tana apparently accepted his apology: “Okay thank you, I accept your apology, hope you are feeling better today”.
As the news of the shooting broke out and it became clear that Pekka was the perpetrator, Tana posted the following message on her page:
thank you to:
but… anyone else… FUCK YOU
reporters PMing me - talk to me tomorrow pls not conscience today
the rest of you - PUT FRIENDS LOCK ON ——- FUCK YOU UP THE ASS AND FIVE WAYS TO SUNDAY … HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE AND THEN GET SHAT ON AND KICKED AND DISMEMEBERED YOU MOTHERFUCKERS”
Which was deleted and replaced with.
“ALL OF YOU WILL BE BLOCKED AND DELETED
Im evil? No, I never killed anyone I never asked him to kill anyone I never told his weak ass to kill anyone or forced him too. A lot of people get rejected without resorting to murder. He did what he did because of who he was.
You people commenting here and on his profile are doing it for your own 2 minutes of fame and dont know SHIT about the facts so FUCK OFF losers.
Tanascheel would go back and forth between playing off her relationship to Pekka, and 'defending' him. In an article published in 2016, she describes Pekka as -
As you can read from the article, Tanascheel grew up to be a manipulative psychopath bimbo, feminazi and leftist whore who supports terrorist groups like BlackLivesMatter. She probably sucked 37 dicks to get to where she is, a common trait among most Millennial women. She should be held fully accountable for the actions of Pekka, for tormenting an hero's heart.
Eventually when he hit age 18, he got his gun License in October of 2007. He bought a shitty .22 gun, a SIG Mosquito, that could only hold 10 rounds. 22lr is famous for being for target practice only, as the bullets are the size of an azn dude's dick (microscopic in size), thus doing minimal damage to human sized targets. Although Pekka's high score pales in comparison to others, we must respect the fact that he got 8 frags with such a shitty weapon.
Anyways.. he attended just one training session, that lasted for about an hour. He got the license because he was already a member of the shooting club and had no criminal past (Yet..) He tried to get a 9MM beretta, but the police wouldnt allow it because it packed too much power. He filed for a Ruger .22, but it was unavailable. So, he bought the shitty mosquito.
So, now packing heat (albeit barely), Pekka was ready to go for the high score. He didn't even manage to get in the top 30, but we here at ED applaud him for getting so many frags on the scoreboard with this piece of shit gun.
After planning to go cho on his school since March, he finally went along with it. On November 7th, he left his basement on a quest to get the high score. Although he didn't get on the top 25 list or even the Golden ipod, we at ED still would like to offer our congratulations for his hard work! Around 1:57 AM was the time in which his last computer activity was logged.
Liek Reb and Vod, he skipped his first class of school, choosing instead to stay at home and upload the video "Jokela High School Massagre 11/7/2007" to youtube, proving just how fucking stupid he is, as that's plenty of time to call the cops on his sorry ass. Luckily for us here at ED, noone snitched. Then again he had lousy ratings anyways.
It should be pointed out that The day he had chosen to carry out his plan was the 70th anniversary (according to the modern calendar) of the October Revolution. He switched off his computer at 11:28 AM and soon mounted his bicycle, pedaling to the school a mile away.
After infiltrating the facility, he shot his first victim at 11:42 AM. For some reason, he didn't pwn a student's mom who entered the building at the same time as the first shot. He went around gunning down people, even firing an entire mag into some bitch, firing a total of 75 bullets.
328 unused cartridges were found; 250 in his briefcase bag he brought with him, 59 in his pockets, and 15 in the school center. There were 3 in his pistol at time of an hero, and for some reason he left one at home, maybe as a souvenir for the cops or his parents or something.
Sadly, by using .22lr bullets (probably not even hollow points), this ensured that by shooting himself in the head that he would've survived it as the 22 is infamous for being weak as fuck. He fell into a coma, and was put into an ambulance around 2:06 PM, shipped off to Töölö Hospital, and died at 10:14 PM that night.
Before Pekka went postal, Finland had experienced only one school shooting, and it was committed by an autistic 14 year old twerp who only managed 2 pwns. So it was only natural that this shooting would cause a shitstorm of epic proportions, covering half of Scandinavia soon after the lulzfest. Like the aftermath from almost all other school shootings, it brought epic lulz and extreme levels of butthurt to the citizens of the towns, and by extension, the entire nation. Even in other countries, many mourned. Flags were flown at half-staff throughout Finland, and the government held a moment of silence. It became an important lesson in the finnish curriculum or something.
The following is a post made on a site by a guy who's talked to several people in the Jokela area. Take it with a grain of salt or not; these claims have not been verified:
Hello guys, I know it has been awhile since I made an original post. Here you go!
Disclaimer: I do not live in Finland, have never visited it, nor do I speak Finnish.
I have spoken with many residents of towns near Jokela online. Many are part of the true crime community. They claim that Europe handles killings in a completely different manner than the United States. Instead of promoting the killer’s fame, media outlets release few details about perpetrators. Victim names are almost never released and privacy of all families involved, including those of the perpetrators, is highly protected and respected. Most official details (times, specific actions of Auvinen the morning of the shooting, and police action) that I have observed have been obtained through the public police report online.
The privacy factor makes Jokela High School a difficult massacre to study. In fact, many “quick facts” about the shooting have been outed as false or misleading according to the real police account of what happened. So what does the small town of Jokela think about the tragic high school shooting?
You can change the killer’s name, face, and location, but in the United States, one massacre gets the same type of coverage as another. In Finland, however, the general population is not as desensitized to violence. Authorities and press make sure to defend the privacy and confidentiality of affected families. As a result, most people don’t bring it up in every day conversation. After the buzz of initial shock at what happened, there rests a somber silence around the subject. Lives lost are not lives forgotten. The living families and dead family members are paid equal respect which speaks volumes of Finland’s moral code.
In no way does this discredit the United States media in attempting to cover important information in the wake of tragedy. In no way does this either discredit any other location’s way of handling such a complex situation. In conclusion, Finland’s media coverage and social acceptability of morbid topics vary from other countries’, and idolizations of killers is NOT permitted. As a nation, they move on.
Many high schools are now equipped with armed security guards. Anti-bullying and social justice has allegedly been a reinforced topic in Finnish schools since the shooting. How much bullying and social outcasting still goes on relies on pure speculation, as high school is globally notorious for its social hierarchy. In any pyramid of popularity there is bound to be some at the bottom. Radical political opinions are, I imagine, very carefully eyed. And the room in which Pekka Eric Auvinen committed suicide on November 7th, 2007, remains permanently locked.
Special thanks to my Finnish friends for awarding me with a firsthand account of what it is like there.
- All of this is just my best guess. I do not claim to know enough to make valid claims, nor is that a probable prospect for the future.
Pekka was born to a standard nuclear family unit. His father, Ismo Auvinen, is a middle aged man who was a musician and likes to attack Pekka trolls on teh intarwebz.
Quotes from Ismo
His manifesto pointed out that he expected followers, calling on "Strong-minded and intelligent individuals" to revolt against the "idiocracy" of the "weak minded masses".
There were threats posted by other kids in finland just a few days after the shooting. The pigs (police) rushed to 3 other schools due to these threats. A retarded teenager posted a video on youtube titled "Maaninka massacre", getting v& shortly after on Nov 11. He stated that the video was a joke, but it probably didn't stop him from being locked up for a little bit and put on medications.
A few weeks after Jokela, the finnish police were flooded with hoax threats, prompting them to beg the public for these school shooting threats to stop. Eventually they did, but trolls had a feeding frenzy for months! The cops tried to state that going postal had extreme legal consequences and that it would ruin the lives of dozens, maybe even hundreds of people. But do terrorists / punk kids even care? (Answer: no)
In Sweden, two teenaged boys were arrested after they planned on murdering their principal and janitor, before being v&. The two faggots were obsessed with Columbine and Jokela. Nothing of value was lost as these two were v&.
In 2016, 9 years after the attack, a 21 year old woman planned another Finnish school shooting but was quickly apprehended. It was later discovered that she was a Pekka fangirl and even visited his grave.    
Dillon Cossey Connection
Now, about 10+ years after the lulzfest, Pekka attracts few visitors to his story. However, his case is rare in the sense that his online media is still well preserved. You should mirror his videos, you fucking cunts.
A Challenger appears
At 9.23.2008, a Finnish 22-year old guy under the name Wumpscut went batshit insane and shot 9 students, his teacher and finally, himself (A NEW RECORD) at the institution of service of Kauhajoki. Some argue that he is the spirit of Pekka-Eric Auvinen himself, rising from his grave to pwn once more. Not only did Wumpscut post videos of his mad shooting skillz to YouTube, but he also had imagery of himself (and his precious weapons) in IRC-Gallery.
Pekka probably knew him, as Mr. Saari stepped up to the challenge, and copypasted Pekka's Uralo-Mongoloid chimpout, using a similar shitty .22lr and embarking on a columbine LARP IRL. They both even got their guns from the same store! Mr.Saari managed 2 extra frags than Pekka, thus earning him more e-cred, especially on 4chan and ED, and that's what matters in the end.
|Kill count:||8/20 13 injured|
|Accuracy:||15/20 FPS games paid your time|
|Style:||14/20 Columbine inspired|
|Butthurt:||20/20 Aggravated rage by bullying|
|Bonus:||20/20 Managed to kill 8 people with a shitty .22 pistol|
|Total Score: 77/100 (C)|
See full ranking
Quote from Pekka's Manifesto:
Event: Jokela High School Massacre.
Targets: Jokelan Lukio (High School Of Jokela), students and faculty, society, humanity, human race.
Attack Type: Mass murder, political terrorism (although I choosed the school as target, my motives for the attack are political and much much deeper and therefore I don’t want this to be called only as “School Shooting”).
Location: Jokela, Tuusula, Finland.
Perpetrator’s name: Pekka-Eric Auvinen (aka NaturalSelector89, Natural Selector, Sturmgeist89 and Sturmgeist). I also use pseudonym Eric von Auffoin internationally.
Weapons: Semi-automatic .22 Sig Sauer Mosquito pistol.
—NaturalSelector89, 1 October 2007
SI VIS PACEM, PARA BELLUM! JUSTITIA SUUM CUIQUE DISTRIBUIT! SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!
I am prepared to fight and die for my cause. I, as a natural selector, will eliminate all who I see unfit, disgraces of human race and failures of natural selection.
You might ask yourselves, why did I do this and what do I want. Well, most of you are too arrogant and closed- minded to understand... You will proprably say me that I am"insane", "crazy", "psychopath", "criminal" or crap like that. No, the truth is that I am just an animl, a human, an individual, a dissident.
I have had enough. I don't want to be part of this fucked up society. Like some other wise people have said in the past, human race is not worth fighting for or saving... only worth killing. But... When my enemies will run and hide in fear when mentioning my name... When the gangsters of the corrupted governments have been shot in the streets... When the rule of idioracy and the democratic system has been replaced with justice... When intelligent people are finally free and rule the society instead of the idiocratic rule of majority... In that great day of deliverance, you will know what I want.
NaturalSelector89 Is Back!
Long live the revolution... revolution against the system, which enslaves not only the majority of weak-minded masses but also the small minority of strong-minded and intelligent individuals! If we want to live in a different world, we must act. We must rise against the enslaving, corrupted and totalitarian regimes and overthrow the tyrants, gangsters and the rule of idiocracy. I can't alone change much but hopefully my actions will inspire all the intelligent people of the world and start some sort of revolution against the current systems. The system discriminating naturality and justice, is my enemy.
The people living in the world of delusion and supporting this system are my enemies. I am ready to die for a cause I know is right, just and true... even if I would lose or the battle would be only remembered as evil... I will rather fight and die than live a long and unhappy life.
And remember that this is my war, my ideas and my plans. Don't blame anyone else for my actions than myself. Don't blame my parents or my friends. I told nobody about my plans and I always kept them inside my mind only. Don't blame the movies I see, the music I hear, the games I play or the books I read. No, they had nothing to do with this. This is my war: one man war against humanity, governments and weak-minded masses of the world! No mercy for the scum of the earth! HUMANITY IS OVERRATED! It's time to put NATURAL SELECTION & SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST back on tracks! Justice renders to everyone his due.
Taken from Hate & Love.doc from his website:
What do I hate / What I don’t like?
Equality, tolerance, human rights, political correctness, hypocrisy, ignorance, enslaving religions and ideologies, antidepressants, TV soap operas & drama shows, rap -music, mass media, censorship, political populists, religious fanatics, moral majority, totalitarianism, consumerism, democracy, pacifism, state mafia, alcoholics, TV commercials, human race.
What do I love / what do I like?
Existentialism, self-awareness, freedom, justice, truth, moral & political philosophy, personal & social psychology, evolution science, political incorrectness, guns, shooting, BDSM, computers, internet, aggressive electronic and industrial rock & metal music, violent movies, FPS –computer games, sarcasm, irony, black humor, macabre artm mass & serial killer cases, natural disasters, eugenics
As usual, old media is quick to blame everything else but the shooter.
What should we blame for the massacre?
- Rammstein, who are also to blame for Columbine and the Beslan school hostage crisis.
- Music band Sturmgeist.
- Non-music band KMFDM.
- The Hitman video games.
- And of course 4chan (people need to know what an hero means)
From The Holy Book of Raptor Jesus:
And Pekka-Eric looked down upon his classmates and took pity in their cries to kill the headmistress. Wailed his disciples, "Why, O Pekka-Eric have thee forsaken us?"
And Pekka-Eric said unto them, "My fellow classmates, you have not been forsaken. I have merely been fapping to FPS and Hitler."
"Have you forgotten about your people all the meanwhile? For our house hath been filled with both pop quizzes and homework!" spake the students.
"Nay, my minions! Fear not! For I shall send unto thee a new meme. A meme created of win, of awesome, and of God. And with this blessed meme I grant unto thee, ye shall be saved of the mutants and Jews!"
And thus, before the very eyes of the students, came their new meme.
The students did cower and grovel at the mightiness of this meme, and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. Spake the students to Pekka-Eric, through their fear, "What name dost thou giveth to this glory, O sweet Pekka-Eric?"
And Pekka-Eric did grin as he said unto his followers, "LoL! For this creation, spawned from the pit of fail and faggotry, shall be known as HUMANITY IS OVERRATED!" And there was much shooting.
- Known aliases: NaturalSelector89, Sturmgeist89
- unconfirmed gamertag "Stray Bullet"
- Police found 69 empty shell cases at the Jokela School. That makes the hit rate: (10/69)*100 = 14.49%
- His IRL kill-death ratio is better than his OL ratio, although his pistol stats are ``Pistol 5:28:40 274 269 1.02 34%``
- Out of the 12 injured, only one was shot. The rest were injured during the evacuation.
- He actually managed to kill some people with puny little .22lr caliber bullets. Not even hollowpoints!
- He has a little brother who looks almost exactly like him!
- Before leaving out to sk0l, he left some ammo by his computer as a souvenir for his parents or the feds.
- He made at least 100 shitty videos on youtube.
- He managed to get a Girlfriend, something You will nevar have.
- FINNISH HIM!
- Pekka-Eric Auvinen/archive - Archive of his manifesto and content
- Mr. Saari
- Anton Lundin Pettersson
- Dmitry Vinogradov
- Robert Hawkins
- Matthew Murray
- Mark Essex
- Virginia Tech massacre
- Cho Seung Hui
- Charles Whitman
- Ian Crossland
- Tyler Dumstorf
- Tyler Peterson
- Pic of the Sturmgeist89 channel in case you haven't seen it yet.
- Archive of his manifesto materials
- http://zami.pp.fi/jokela/ - His website, lulz inside.
- http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=369_1194449557 The Video Warning available on Liveleak.
- His manifesto.
- Pekka's BattleField2 Stats
- His dad comes out of hiding to answer some questions on some shitty forum.
- Manifesto Mirror
- Crazy Christians steal the domain humanityisoverrated.com and fills it with lies
- but humanityisnotoverrated.com is so much better!
- teen dead
- - 4chan gets blamed for the massacre, Hmm, where have I heard that before?
- His blog.
- Counter Strike Source map of Jokela high school
- Ebaumsfags take it on
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