The Great ImageFap Troll
—Anon, trolling hard
The great ImageFap troll began quietly enough. Last Thursday, a seemingly innocuous post appeared on 4chan's /b/ board. Because it is always a good idea to follow a link posted on 4chan, multitudes of newfags' and idiots' mouses leapt to their browser bar and off they went into troll hell. Apparently none of them remembered the 4chan.js debacle of just one month earlier. Bricks were shat by many unsuspecting Anons - and not in a good way. Instead of the delicious loli they expected, they got this:
The same went for all those who followed some Tinyurl links which automatically redirected them to the lolita query (see gallery).
Instead of hot loli action, a whole bunch of anons shit their pants with fear and started threads about how to fry their hard drive before the partyvan arrives. Those with a brain could only shake their head, as the threads were flooded with retards begging for advice on how to save their sorry asses. However, the irony here is that only a fool would believe that the FBI would actually give a flying fuck about people searching for the name of a fifty-year-old Russian novel. Even more ironic is the newfags that thought deleting their system32 file would save them from the partyvan
Plus ImageFap admin even said it's merely a hoax to scare people away from searching for something illegal. They're only pursuing uploaders so you won't get v& for typing keywords into a search bar. From their blog "Searching for those terms will not get you in trouble. it's mainly a warning for those who come here for all the wrong reasons. However our cooperation with the authorities is a fact and already led to criminal investigations into several of our users. But i can assure you those were not related to pics of some 17yr old but rather content that left no questions regarding age."
But newfags don't know this and that is what makes it so fucking fun.
ImageFap Troll V2: FBI Redirection
In the same vein as tricking people into Goatse, 2Girls1Cup, etc a new prank takes hold; tricking people into searching child porn on the FBI's webserver. Whether it's that, or getting to search "Lolita" on imagefap, tricking people into having their IP logged (but not arrested), this has been happening for a year or so. For Great Justice do this to everyone you know of. It works best especially against people who can't take jokes, even popular jokes that are several years old.
Warsie, a nigra asspie from the South Side of Chicago (his avatar on several forums is a nigra and he IS a nigra... Oreo) decided to have some lulz. Let's post a link to the FBI searching for child porn! Well, some didn't like it. Posting it on a Sci-Fi forum, stardestroyer.net full of chinks, other asspies, transsexuals, faggots and other Gimps, they didn't like the joke. Well, some lieked it VERY MUCH, others not as much. They be cool, except for some faggots who turned FLAME ON. They like mocking people so mock back.
Quotes of said asspie's destruction
—Darth Wang, I mean Wong, erm.
—Some asswipe asspie sucking dick oh its delicios cock
Furfag IRC logs
<Lap_dragon> Hey shruakin, check out my furpic :D http://bit.ly/9S46 * AuroraBorealis has quit (Quit: Leaving) * dragon14 has quit (Ping timeout) <eggnog> Dont do it, it's a bit link <eggnog> lol <Lap_dragon> the original link is about 3 feet long <shruakin> what the hell is a bit link? <shruakin> and what was that all about <eggnog> CP <eggnog> you haz it <Boom> You has it to noggy :3 <shruakin> what is cp? <Boom> too* <eggnog> naw I'm not doubt enough to click a link <shruakin> oh <eggnog> Lap went to ims trying to get me to click it <eggnog> lol <shruakin> DAMNIT! <eggnog> HA <Boom> lol <eggnog> Hard to troll a troll yo <shruakin> FUCK YOU LAPDRAGON! <shruakin> FUCK YOU! <shruakin> FUCK YOU! <shruakin> FUCK YOU!!! <Koopa> lmao <Koopa> shruakin clicked it <shruakin> FUCK YOU TOO <Koopa> XD <Lap_dragon> What? * Lap_dragon is confused. <shruakin> THAT FUCKING LINK! -Koopa- lmao, what was the link <shruakin> WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT? <Lap_dragon> You don't like my furpic? <Boom> And you know, the only reason he's freaking out like that is because he DOES have CP. <shruakin> WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN HAVE THAT LINK!?! <shruakin> WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK TO HAVE A FUCKING LINK LIKE THAT!?! <Lap_dragon> I like to show my furpic <shruakin> THAT IS FUCKED UP AND WRONG! <Boom> Can someone ban him now? <shruakin> FUCKING CP <shruakin> WHY THE HELL DO YOU LOOK AT CP!?! <Boom> 80% of his last like, ten poses have been caps. <shruakin> shut up boom <shruakin> im yelling at someone
THIS LINK IS PERFECTLY SAFE! HONEST! NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT HERE!
- Actually it's probably cool to click on this link, what could go wrong?
- sample link to use; make others yourself in similar ways
- similar link
- Guy tricks people to searching CP on FBI
- same thing, more stuff; samefag
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