The Grenfell Tower Reenactment Society

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Bonfire Night 2018 in Great Britain promised to be a dull affair, with the same-old, same-old: fireworks, baked potatoes and the ritual burning of effigies representing a would-be regicide who was hanged drawn and quartered over 300 years ago. But then someone had a brilliant idea. Instead of burning an effigy of that would-be regicide, they would get together with some friends and burn an effigy of Grenfell Tower.

What was even more brilliant was that they filmed the whole thing, including themselves laughing and joking as the effigy burned. And then, a stroke of true genius occurred to the merry-makers. They uploaded it to the internet. After all, what could possibly go wrong?

Grenfell who?[edit]

Grenfell Tower was a residential apartment block in London, that caught fire in June 2017. Due to its sturdy and flame-retardant concrete structure, it is still very much a towerblock. However, due to the decidedly non-flame retardant structure of human beings, these days it is considerably less residential.

The event[edit]


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What a lovely video i really enjoyed this.
 

 
 

—Stormer

   
 
Funny as fk. You snowflakes need to toughen up!
 

 
 

—Wayne O

   
 
hope u all die worser and you get locked up for this kuffs
 

 
 

—TONY killa bz

   
 
Lol brilliant.
 

 
 

—Diversity has FAILED

   
 
Guys.... It's a cardboard box. Don't cry
 

 
 

—Lee Murphy

   
 
It's a country that has lost its morality. They are sick. Afterwards they all went and inbred with each other and wife swapping.
 

 
 

S Hussein

   
 
This video is only the start of the wrath of the awakening saxon
 

 
 

—TheQuixoticelixer

   
 
THE PERSON WHO DID THIS SHOULD BE BURNED TO THE STAKE
 

 
 

—Brian Glasper

   
 
Grenfell tower was a crime by some white Brtions against the Muslim community perhaps in vengance for ariana grande in Manchester.
 

 
 

—Yunis

   
 
titanic is my favorite movie, whats wrong with it ?
 

 
 

—Genturk92

   
 
Lol
 

 
 

—Kerry Hicks

   
 
Yous are all fucking sick. I wish I knew where you lived I would show you what pain is
 

 
 

Duncan Stevens


Gallery of Gaiety[edit]



Fireworks![edit]




News of the event spread like wildfire on Twitter, and before 9pm on bonfire night, the video had been condemned as absolutely the worst thing to have happened anywhere in the history of the human race. Up and down the length of Britain, the reenactment was denounced by politicians of all parties and incoherent drunken randoms on Twitter with equal vigor and disgust.

And then the Metropolitan Police decided that the video was evidence of... a hate crime. Within 24 hours, Bobbi Connell and father Clifford Connell had been dobbed in by Bobbi's own grandfather, and Paul Bussetti had handed himself in for his own protection against the baying hordes of Britain. 24 hours after that, the fattest of the conspirators was identified as Mark Russell from West Norwood, South London. Former youth team player for Crystal Palace F.C. Trent Bogle and haulage firm owner Steve Bull were then fingered by the fuzz for their roles in fanning the flames of shame. The last picture in the gallery could be Gazza, we're not sure yet.

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To Be Continued....

See also[edit]

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Fireball Favicon.gif Flame War - ongoing
Fireball Favicon.gif Fire (fatal effects of)
Fireball Favicon.gif Lulz (Doing it for the)
Fireball Favicon.gif May, Theresa
Fireball Favicon.gif Nazi Pug - Move over, Markus!
Fireball Favicon.gif Pyromania - an unwise legal defense

Infernal links[edit]

As it happened[edit]

Fireball Favicon.gif BBC News (shitty state propaganda mouthpiece) (Archived: Archive today-ico.png 1 Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 2)
Fireball Favicon.gif Metro (shitty London newspaper) (Archived: Archive today-ico.png 1 Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 2)
Fireball Favicon.gif Sky News (shitty Murdoch TV) (Archived: Archive today-ico.png 1 Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 2)

Global reactions[edit]

Fireball Favicon.gif "Five arrested over Grenfell effigy burning" (CNN) (Archived: Archive today-ico.png 1 Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg -2)
Fireball Favicon.gif "Worst Prank Ever?" (India) (Archived: Archive today-ico.png 1 Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 2)
Fireball Favicon.gif "Grenfell Tower effigy - 5 arrests" (RT) (Archived: Archive today-ico.png 1 Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 2)

Hot gossip[edit]

Fireball Favicon.gif Detectives raid homes of bonfire sickos, seize numerous bits of paper (Archived: Archive today-ico.png 1 Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 2)
Fireball Favicon.gif "Father of man in sick Grenfell bonfire video was shot and stuffed in suitcase" - not recently, though (Archived Archive today-ico.png 1 Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 2)

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