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The Juggernaut is a fictional character in the X-Men series. His popularity soared when Randy Hayes and Xavier Nazario made an unfunny dub of an episode of the X-men animated series (the old one, not the even suckier Evolution series Fox made to leech off the success of the first movie).
Thanks to them, it inspired some other assholes to redub other cartoons. Doug and Dexter's Laboratory to name a few.
The writers of the third X-men movie were so gay that they included the infamous line, most likely to get brownie points with the fans in a desperate attempt to atone for having cut Gambit from the character roster.
The same niggers called up two of their friends, Sonny Benitez and Eddie Vasquez (estranged brother of Jhonen Vasquez), and made a two part sequel, entitled J2: Juggment Day out of footage from The Juggernaut Returns.
While "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" is the most famous line from the redub, there are several other notable phrases that assholes like to spout off whenever possible, including, but not limited to:
- Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me!
- Don't you know who the fuck I am?
- Got my pimp cane, bitch!
- I'll beat the shit out ya, Charles (sometimes subbed out for the name of the person they are addressing). I'll beat the shit out ya wit Charles, as a matter of fact.
- This is a Dodge.
- I'm ketchup, motherfucker.
- I'm made of Laffy Taffy.
- I'm going kill him, and rape him, and eat his fuckin' costume.
- Comb your beard. I don't wanna hear that shit.
- I'm a part-time stripper and I do hair.
- I'm the Juggernaut, bitch, and I gots a bitch wit me!
- I wonder what the fuck is on tv tonight.
- What up, mon ami?
- Initiate laser dodging!
- Not as long as I'm wearin' these Jamaican colors!
- My breasts are good for something.
- Jugg's gotcha!
- And in this corner the welterweight champion The Juggernaut, bitch! Why the fuck is this shit fallin'?
- I like yo raincoat!
- Optimus muthafuckin' Prime?!
- Charles, you know damn well the last time I went to Juggrassic Park to get a haircut by a Velociraptor, I left with a tattoo on my nuts, a Prince Albert and I had some graphic on my asshairs and I got a new tattoo on my chest that say "Long-Dick Willy."
There aren't any. Although there was a recorded instance on the Hitmanforum wherein member OverGrad47 made a lame ass thread and another member, Captian Steve, posted the script to The Juggernaut Bitch in it. Whether his purpose in doing so was to bring lulz to the thread, pwn OverGrad47, or to simply raise his post count is not certain, but it is clear that he "won the thread".
YouTube Douche Baggery
JewTube removed all copies of The Juggernaut Bitch from its site due to "copyright infringement", but we all know it's because they did WTC.
However, you can still find the video on Google video. YouTube isn't the only place people put stupid shit.
Hulk Vs Juggernaut
Both Juggernaut and the The Incredible Hulk are both constantly cited as two of the strongest fags in all of Marvel Comics. However, die-hard fans of both characters often fight over which of the strong-men are, in fact, the superior fighter. Thankfully, some Norwegianfag on JewTube has straightened it out for them. However, this fag happens to be a die-hard Hulk fanboy, so his opinion is still worth nothing.
In the World War Hulk story line, Hulk and Juggernaut do fight each other, bringing much joy too all comicfags. Hulk won when he told Juggernaut to GTFO and Juggernaut did because he's a dumb shit and can't stop running once he starts.
Random image courtesy of /b/
- I'M THE UNFUNNY MEME WHO GETS POSTED EVERY FIVE SECONDS ON YOUTUBE, BITCH!
- The Original Undubbed Episode
- Part 1. of the even unfunnier sequel.
- Part 2.
- I Gotta Lifesaver On My Head.
- Hulk Vs Juggernaut