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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The newest in a long line of overrated Nintendo games, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (BotW, not to be confused with BBW) is the unholy aborted love-child of Dark Souls, No Man's Sky, and every newer Ubisoft title, complete with fucking Ubisoft towers.
Do you like being interrupted every thirty seconds to change weapons, since they break easier than styrofoam? Then Breath of the Wild is the game just for you, because nothing is better than having to pause the combat just to change weapon.
You'll see this text a lot
70% of Breath of the Wild
Map bigger than Skyrim
If you have heard the claims of Nintendo PR, you might have heard that the map is many times bigger than the map of Skyrim. But there is fuck all to do but collect useless shit. Virtually no side quests. There is nothing. It is empty as the claims of the creators of No Man's Sky, a game that actually had more happening than BotW.
In order to confirm this one just has to see how long it takes to 100% the game: It clocks in at just 80 hours, which is less than Borderlands 2, The Witcher 3, Fallout 4 and many other games. This for a game where you'll spend most of your time doing fuck all.
The exact same as all the other Zelda games. Save princess and kingdom. Defeat Ganon.
The E3 lie
Would you accept a downgrade like this if it was another company?
Final product looks nothing like this
Lol is this 2002? The game is 720p if you got the Wii U version too.
It uses bilinear filtering
Bilinear filtering was obsolete in 2002, as trilinear was common around 98.
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